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The Cybernetic Evolution's opinion of mutants probably isn't much better than their opinion of humans. This is probably a scouting force to assess the defenses and resistance level here, well to hell with that you aren't going to let them report shit. You immediately open fire. You kill the smaller one in the center wi...
You see where this is going; the Zeropolis Guard is fully intent on their delusional plan and they're going to be the top assholes in this area, so you might as well join them to reap the benefits. It's better than being at their complete mercy and it's certainly better than living in fear of the Shadow Horde, at least...
You have no desire to resist her advances and you totally give in to consummate this new alliance in a very special way… Afterwards you and Lisa get to know one another a little better. It's funny that she finally returned to the GZS research outpost after all these years. At the time you were kicking Owen's ass to ta...
As much as you probably regret getting yourself into this mess by EVER returning to the City, you are a leader now and you're determined to continue to act as such. Sometimes you wonder what would've happened had you bought that bomb shelter… You stay and demand to be informed on the current situation so you can posi...
"We need to get our shit together first, look, we got people all over the damn place and wounded everywhere." You say surveying the damage. "You can't be serious! We need to attack NOW! Or don't you remember what they nearly did to our son?" Lisa exclaims. "Christ Lisa, I'm aware of ALL the shit they've done! What I'm ...
You figure you'll give it some time; you're not in a hurry to go anywhere. A week later and you wake up to a little mutant getting ready to push you to see if you're awake, you immediately wake before he can do anything, slam him to the ground and put your knife to his throat. "Hey! Stop! I'm on your side!" he gasps....
You wonder if you've lost your mind again, because you can't believe you're even considering this… "Hey! Uh, hello! This is Zeropolis Guard territory! What do you want?" you call out to the group of cyborgs. One of them briefly talks to its heavier armed brethren and then steps forward to meet you; it's a female, most...
No time for fancy shit, you just have to RUN! You run and don't look back, though you can still hear them chasing you, and other Horde members start popping out of other sewer gratings. Eventually you get to the Dust District, but they're still chasing you, that's when you hear shouting coming from in front and above ...
You decide to stay out of this little war they got going, plan on just keeping a low profile. Hopefully they'll never come scouting around your warehouse to closely. A few months pass and The Zeropolis Guard discovers your little slice of solitude one day, you awaken to the sounds of your door being blown off its hing...
You don't really have anything better to do, and you are sort of interested in learning more about your surroundings. You are living here now after all. "Uh sure I'll go with you. What do I do exactly?" "You'll go? Great! You don't really have to do too much really, I just need someone to help with the whole protectio...
Something you wouldn't ever consider eating before suddenly makes a lot of sense to you. You start off by grabbing the nearest crawling roaches you see and start popping them in your mouth and chew. They taste terrible, somehow though you don't suffer a gag reflex though. You just find them unpleasant, like eating som...
You decide to stay, and think about what Owen said about the water supply and the anti-radiation drugs in it then you think about what happened to a majority of the survivors. It didn't seem to do them any good, but he was right; it WAS stupid to come here! You can't really do much about it now, but you're hoping that ...
NO! You must have something of substance! Something with more meat! You quickly leave the warehouse and go loping around the City like some sort of animal. You stalk the streets in search of prey but find nothing! You begin snarling to yourself and getting madder, but suddenly you hear someone talking loudly nearby. Y...
Monday 8:00 AM You groggily wake up from the sofa like you always do, dreading to have to go to work at your pointless job. You haven't been sleeping well lately, you don't know what the hell the problem is, and all you know is you're going to be tired for work again. As you go through your routine of getting ready, t...
Oh well, you were never that close to them anyway… You reach for your weapon, while Todd and Charles are still talking. You blast Charles in the neck making blood spurt all over Todd who stares in shock. Your next shot hits Todd in the head. With both of them dead you suddenly feel a whole lot better and go back to ...
You throw your hands up. "Alright, fuck it then. You're right. What the hell do I care? Shoulda been more careful Ron." You turn around and go back to the computer room to send the elevator up, you hear the pitiful begging from Ron, followed up by a couple of verbal abusive insults from Nina. Sheesh, she's turned int...
"You know what Nina? I'm in a charitable mood. What do you need?" "We need you to hack into the central GZS computer system to bring the elevator down." "Wow, I didn't expect that one. What's going on?" "Can you do it?" Nina asks without answering your question. "Well in theory I might. I've fucked around with that com...
No, you better just keep it to yourself. You don't want Nina getting pissed at you, you know how high strung she's able to get sometimes. Besides the population isn't growing that much yet, there are plenty of supplies. If someone gets the idea that going to the surface is necessary, you're sure that someone else will ...
You said nothing when you should have about the surface five years ago. That was your fault. You can do something now though. Something unpopular and drastic, but something that will better ensure the safety of your family. "Alright, I'm doing something I should've done a long time ago! I'M taking over!" "You? Says wh...
The temptation is too great, you have to go. You're just too curious not to. "Hey Todd, and Charles I think you guys are ready to monitor this thing by yourself. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, and I'm going back to my room to take a short nap, don't tell anyone alright?" Todd and Charles just look glad that ...
Before they leave you approach Leon, you and he still have a bit of history over the whole Elliot thing years ago. You're guessing he's not one to hold a grudge though since he's never sought any type of revenge or something. You only hope he isn't the patient type. "Alright Leon, I know you're the fighter of this gro...
"Hey Nina get up." "Huh, what? Not tonight I'm tired." "No it's not that. It's about the surface. I think we need to start taking precautions and possible steps to expand above. The surface doesn't look that bad and…" Nina immediately sits up. "YOU WENT TO THE SURFACE? After I told you not to fucking do that?! YOU AS...
No, you have to keep your weapon; you need something to be able to adequately defend your family in case the need should arrive. Leon, Brenda and Todd leave and life goes on…until one month later. You're on the surface one day spending time with Nina and Jack who is playing with the other children. It's a community ...
Something comes over you, maybe it was the tension or the hostility or maybe you were just horny, but you grab Nina and kiss her passionately. Fortunately for you, she returns the gesture. Now nobody knows what to think they all just stand around watching, they're probably just glad you didn't shoot anybody this time. ...
Always one to solve a problem before it starts… You pull the trigger and blast Elliot square in the chest. He looks down in disbelief and then slumps down on the floor by your feet. You then get up from the floor as everyone else runs out of the room. "Yeah that's what I thought! So much for your fearless leader!" ...
"Yeah, well you do what you have to do, just leave me out of it. Your little power struggle with Ron isn't any of my concern. And if and when you do take power don't think you're going to be ordering me around either." Elliot's expression changes to that of someone very perturbed by your response. "I'm very disappoin...
"(Sigh) Fine, I'll attend this exercise in futility, but what the hell are we doing exactly, so I'm not just jumping into shit." You ask as you and Nina walk towards the conference room. "Well right now we're voting on a shelter leader. Someone to make the final decisions about important things. So far Ron is tied with...
Can't be any worse than what's going on now, and you might as well be on the winning team. "Alright, I'm in. What do we do?" Elliot smiles. "Glad to have you on board, as for what we do, you'll see. You'll all see. Leon, and Brenda you're all coming with me. The rest of you go back to your rooms, tomorrow your loyalt...
You decide there's no need to kill Elliot. If the day should come where he begins to think about getting rid of you then you'll kill him. You need a personal reason to do it; you can't just do it on a whim. You go back to your job and think nothing more of it. Five more years pass... You've been down here ten years ...
GZS probably has some sort of scanner that does a little more than just scan your body, so just not having the gun on your person most likely isn't going to work. You get the idea that the machine is probably not going to scan the ceiling though, so you get out your duct tape and fix it to the pistol, you then climb ...
As much as you're not keen on sharing, you're less keen on the idea of being shoved in an experimental shelter. Sounds like they didn't work all the bugs out of the system, and it's filled with hi-tech equipment? God help you if something broke down. You wouldn't know how to fix it. At least if you're with other people...
Fuck work, the world's about to end soon and you need to prepare yourself for that! You immediately call up the number that the infomercial mentioned. You know the damn thing by heart since you've been watching it night after night. Eventually a chipper female voice picks up on the other end. "Ground Zero Survival In...
No point in spending the Aftermath worrying about shit you can't do anything about, you might as well focus on what little chance you're going to have of female companionship again. You take the opportunity to ask to talk to RockerChick more privately one day, unsurprisingly she agrees. RockerChick20: Hey! You're the ...
"Time to confront Xavier once and for all." You say. "Very well sir." When you get online you conveniently see that you and he are the only ones currently on. You send Xavier a private invite, he accepts. Your Shelter goes into spy mode. You wonder what you can talk to him about, but then you think of something that w...
Sure why not. People have fought wars over stupider shit than the attention of some young woman, besides if Miranda's willing to kill everyone just to be the only one left for Becky, its obvious she's pretty deranged. What would be stopping her from killing Becky too, if something went wrong their "relationship"? Miran...
Confronting Xavier won't do any good; even if he is guilty he's just going to deny it. Possibly even antagonize him to hacking you a lot sooner. You figure maybe you should alert the Shelter about the situation and get a better understanding of its workings. You've been spending so much time with Becky that you've been...
Your curiosity is peaked and you take the opportunity to talk with the others whenever you can. The Shelter is certainly pleased you are being social. Months pass and you all learn more about each other more or less. (Though only RockerChick has even hinted at turning on the cameras to see each other visually) You have...
"Fuck it. I'm not going to live in fear. I need to do this." You say to yourself. "Do what sir?" the Shelter. "I'm reconnecting to the network; I need to fucking talk to someone other than you. No offense." "None taken sir. I must admit I was starting to worry about your mental state. In fact I was going to suggest you...
You decide maybe you should try to get a hold of Becky while Miranda's not around, you go to bed. The next day you log on and see Becky's around, but not Miranda. Probably still pissed. RockerChick20: Hey! I was hoping you'd be back and didn't get turned off by the drama yesterday. OmegaMan23: Nah, not me. Besides I ...
Bullshit. While Miranda undoubtedly has control of some of your systems, if she had complete control, she wouldn't even be giving you a chance for survival with as obsessed as she obviously is. She would've just disconnected your food and water dispenser and taunted you before leaving you to die, or even just waited fo...
You decide not to take any chances and you start ripping out your network lines. "What are you doing sir?" "I'm not going to give that fucker a chance to hack into your systems and fuck up my shit!" "I assure you sir, even if he attempted to do that, I have been layered with the latest in firewalls and anti-…" "Look i...
You grab your tool kit and head to the computer room where upon you start attempting to access the Shelter's systems. "Excuse me sir, but what do you think you are doing?" "I'm going to try to make you more efficient." "…while I'm sure your intentions are good sir, its hardly necessary. I am currently running a peak c...
Maybe you're just as attached to the Shelter as she is to you. Maybe its nuts that your "relationship" with her is probably the closest one you've ever had with anyone, before OR after the bombs dropped. Maybe you've been by yourself for so long that you just don't care that you're actually beginning to have feelings f...
No, you're not going to risk it. For all you know Shadow's already hacked everyone else's shelter and has been waiting patiently for you to return one day. You're not falling for it. You'll have to find something else to do though to occupy your time though, you figure as long you keep your mind occupied with something...
Shadow might be fooling the others, but you know he (or she) is up to no good! The next time you're online and see Shadow you access the private feature to request to talk to Shadow directly without the others interfering. You almost expect Shadow to ignore it, but he doesn't and accepts your request. Shadow21: Yeah, ...
He's (You're just assuming Shadow's male at this point) turned everyone against you and his next move is going to be hack them all for his own sick amusement. You're not going to let this fucker get away with this. You go to your library and begin reading all the books on electronics and study your Shelter manual a lo...
A little diplomacy is in order before you can do what you need to do. "Surely you can't just let Shadow cause damage to his shelter and the other ones as well, and he'll be more successful as it would appear that those ones don't have a sophisticated AI to protect them like this one does. Think about it if you let me ...
Maybe it's because you've gotten so used to the idea of being in the living area, you're more willing to lounge about there. You take the manual and start reading. While you're in the middle of it, the voice suddenly pipes up again. "Sorry to bother your reading sir, but would you like to meet some of your new neighbo...
You leave immediately; things aren't going to get better you know that, in fact you're glad, because in a strange way the idea of not having to live in the world as it exists today anymore is weirdly appealing to you. After a couple days of driving you finally arrive at the location that you were given. It's in a fair...
Experimental or not, it sure sounds better than being crammed into a shelter with a bunch of other people like sardines. At least you don't have to worry about having to share anything, and if something goes wrong well you'll deal with it when the times comes like you normally do. Or maybe you won't. You aren't going ...
You awaken on the cold, stone floor with a shiver running through your body and a pounding earache from sleeping on the side of your head. You do not know how much longer you can survive in this place. No one has brought you any food or water for days. Either you've been abandoned to die or something's happened to the ...
You press the engraved stone and a secret door in the stone wall gradually slides to one side and reveals a hidden passage way. Congratulations, you've escaped your cell! That wasn't too difficult was it? As you follow the empty passage way, you seem to be circling the dungeon and walking deeper and deeper into pitch...
The old woman seems to think about your answer for a moment. "Nothing." She says to herself before a ghostly smile twists her lips. "Nothing, yes I think that sounds right. Very good child. Thank you for answering poor Old Nana's riddle. Now I can finally get some rest. You go on through the door now." And with that, t...
You open the door with the wolf engraved on it and the game keeper nods with approval. "Good job kid. Did you put together the first letters of every sentence or was it just a lucky guess? Either way I suppose it's time for me to move on. Good luck with the next riddle, but watch yourself. I hear there's a killer on th...
You look accusingly at each of the servants and consider what they each said in turn. "You say that only one of them can tell the truth. Now the only one that can be telling the truth while all the others are lying is the cook, and since the gardener claims he didn't do it and we know he must be lying, that must make h...
The artist applauds your reply. "You zee! You zee! Oh you vonderful peasant, you zee ze ring! Now I can finally move on knoving zat my vork, it is appreciated! Good luck escaping vith your life and all zat." And with that the ghost leaps into a blank canvas which quickly becomes a painting of a rather eccentric lookin...
You row to the model village. On the village is the murderer. Now what do you do? > You leave the murderer and row back on your own You row to the model island. On the island are the woman's brother and the witness. Who do you want to take across next? > The Brother You row to the village. On the village are the murder...
What a nice Italian suit of armour. You open the door and the guard kindly steps aside to let you pass. "Addio piccola persona!" He calls after you. "Cercate di non morire in un modo brutto!" The next room is a rather cheerful change of pace in this otherwise rather depressing haunted tower. A little girl's room, pai...
What a nice Italian suit of armour. You open the door and the guard kindly steps aside to let you pass. "Addio piccola persona!" He calls after you. "Cercate di non morire in un modo brutto!" The next room is a rather cheerful change of pace in this otherwise rather depressing haunted tower. A little girl's room, pai...
What a nice Italian suit of armour. You open the door and the guard kindly steps aside to let you pass. "Addio piccola persona!" He calls after you. "Cercate di non morire in un modo brutto!" The next room is a rather cheerful change of pace in this otherwise rather depressing haunted tower. A little girl's room, pai...
The artist applauds your reply. "You zee! You zee! Oh you vonderful peasant, you zee ze ring! Now I can finally move on knoving zat my vork, it is appreciated! Good luck escaping vith your life and all zat." And with that the ghost leaps into a blank canvas which quickly becomes a painting of a rather eccentric lookin...
The artist applauds your reply. "You zee! You zee! Oh you vonderful peasant, you zee ze ring! Now I can finally move on knoving zat my vork, it is appreciated! Good luck escaping vith your life and all zat." And with that the ghost leaps into a blank canvas which quickly becomes a painting of a rather eccentric lookin...
You look accusingly at each of the servants and consider what they each said in turn. "You say that only one of them can tell the truth. Now the only one that can be telling the truth while all the others are lying is the cook, and since the gardener claims he didn't do it and we know he must be lying, that must make h...
You look accusingly at each of the servants and consider what they each said in turn. "You say that only one of them can tell the truth. Now the only one that can be telling the truth while all the others are lying is the cook, and since the gardener claims he didn't do it and we know he must be lying, that must make h...
You open the door with the wolf engraved on it and the game keeper nods with approval. "Good job kid. Did you put together the first letters of every sentence or was it just a lucky guess? Either way I suppose it's time for me to move on. Good luck with the next riddle, but watch yourself. I hear there's a killer on th...
You open the door with the wolf engraved on it and the game keeper nods with approval. "Good job kid. Did you put together the first letters of every sentence or was it just a lucky guess? Either way I suppose it's time for me to move on. Good luck with the next riddle, but watch yourself. I hear there's a killer on th...
The old woman seems to think about your answer for a moment. "Nothing." She says to herself before a ghostly smile twists her lips. "Nothing, yes I think that sounds right. Very good child. Thank you for answering poor Old Nana's riddle. Now I can finally get some rest. You go on through the door now." And with that, t...
The old woman seems to think about your answer for a moment. "Nothing." She says to herself before a ghostly smile twists her lips. "Nothing, yes I think that sounds right. Very good child. Thank you for answering poor Old Nana's riddle. Now I can finally get some rest. You go on through the door now." And with that, t...
You press the engraved stone and a secret door in the stone wall gradually slides to one side and reveals a hidden passage way. Congratulations, you've escaped your cell! That wasn't too difficult was it? As you follow the empty passage way, you seem to be circling the dungeon and walking deeper and deeper into pitch...
You press the engraved stone and a secret door in the stone wall gradually slides to one side and reveals a hidden passage way. Congratulations, you've escaped your cell! That wasn't too difficult was it? As you follow the empty passage way, you seem to be circling the dungeon and walking deeper and deeper into pitch...
You awaken on the cold, stone floor with a shiver running through your body and a pounding earache from sleeping on the side of your head. You do not know how much longer you can survive in this place. No one has brought you any food or water for days. Either you've been abandoned to die or something's happened to the ...
Chapter I: Humble Beginnings You stand in front of a large hut, watching as your two older brothers, Gruzub and Mazkil, fight with large wooden clubs, battering each other until they're bleeding profusely. Your oldest brother, Bagig, appears in the doorway of the hut. "Dag!" he shouts, "Come on! We have an appointm...
You lie among the corpses for what seems like an eternity. The smell is the worst thing you've ever smelled, but the knowledge that it's dead bodies moving against you is terrifying. Still, you know that the idea of the undead monsters yanking you from the pile and tearing you apart is even scarier, so you stay silent....
Blaise looks uncertain and nervous, but nods. "I think so." "How?" "There's a tunnel that leads down to the stables. Down there there's a trading cart that goes between the nearby towns and the Castle. They brought fresh fruit today, so they're probably still down there." You nod. "OK. Show me the way." Bla...
SUNDAY "Are you worried about these uncertain times? Do you…" Click. You're so damn sick of these Ground Zero commercials you think as you turn the TV off. If you older brother Ben hadn't shot his family and himself in a tragic paranoid breakdown you can only imagine he'd be going on about how right he was in build...
TUESDAY "…remember time is running out! Our shelters won't be…" You wake up to instinctively to grab the remote to turn off the TV only to realize that you have no TV, yet you're still hearing those damn Ground Zero commercials. You groggily sit up and look out a side window and see one of the carnies holding a rad...
WEDNESDAY "Hey Suzy get up, time to start packing up." Klepto says tapping your shoulder. "Okay…" you reply groggily. You don't feel a small figure near the bottom your legs so you assume Shrimpy must've already gotten up. "Well that wasn't that bad, Shrimpy even honored the agreement." You say sitting up. "Or maybe...
Maybe this isn't the best idea you've ever had, but after all those years of dealing with your sister Kelly, you aren't going to put up with bullying anymore. You've never really been a fighter before (Trying to protect your face from Kelly's couple attempts to disfigure you don't count) so it isn't surprising that wh...
While you hope you don't have to go too far, if it means getting the hell out of this place, then maybe that's what you'll have to do because whether the National Guard leaves or stays the fact remains, you're not the one to lead this carnival like Roofie thinks you are and you feel your life is in danger. You start t...
FRIDAY "…this was a paid announcement by the Ground Zero Corporation…" "Agh! Shut the fuck up already. What the hell did GZ buy up all the goddamn stations?!" you hear Roger shout as he angrily turns the radio off, waking you up. It would seem you're in motion again and you slept through it. "What's going on?" you...
THURSDAY Several gunshots cause you to wake up. "What the?!" you say still staying on the floor. "Shhhh! Quiet!" Klepto remarks and points over to the one in charge of the guardsmen. He and five others stand near the tent entrance with weapons out. "I don't give a shit WHO started the fight or even why! You carny f...
You let these assholes come in and take medical supplies and they won't stop there. After all you've been through you're not putting up with MORE people not taking you seriously. "FIRE!" you shout and run back for cover as your people do just that. Naturally the trailer park crew do the same as their own leader runs f...
FRIDAY "Hey fearless leader, wake up, your people demand it." Shrimpy says tapping you on the shoulder. Groggily you sit up, you swear you feel like you've barely gotten any sleep at all. Shrimpy stands nearby along with Klepto, the dwarf woman who "endorsed" you yesterday and a wiry scraggily looking man. You think...
Being a "native" of the area, you do know something of the types that do live in the trailer park. Most of them probably do nothing else except practice-shooting beer cans all damn day. Mel, is most likely right in that his people are going to be better shots and a gun battle is going to result in a lot of dead on your...
While it might be an opportunity to escape, you're not going to risk it. Roger might be a little smitten with you, but he's athletic enough looking that you don't think you could easily fight him off if something went wrong. Given that there is a state of martial law right now, you're likely to get yourself shot or wor...
Billy has made it quite clear that no matter what happens you're going to be on the bottom rung of any sort of restructuring so why should you even bother? This whole area is going to shit and it would be best if you just got the hell out of here. "Do any of you have keys to your vehicles?" you ask. "I got my truck ke...
If you ran, you doubt if the rest of them would follow and despite the feeling that this isn't the greatest idea, you're tired of running. You've got nothing to run to anyway, if you can deal with the inhabitants inside, you'll at least have a place to catch a breather from the ever-growing chaos in your life. You hop...
FRIDAY "…don't delay, buy a Ground Zero shelter today!" "Fatty turn that radio off, there hasn't been anything on it of importance for hours. It's just those damn Ground Zero ads. Christ, you'd think someone would be reporting about oh you know a zombie apocalypse?" Shrimpy says. "I still say those things are still ...
MONDAY "…our shelters are all equipped with the latest in state of the art technology, order now and…" Click. You fell asleep watching tv again. Seems like they're playing those damn commercials all the time now. Nothing like praying upon people's fears due to recent world events. You look at the time and see that...
SUNDAY "Are you worried about these uncertain times? Do you…" Click. You're so damn sick of these Ground Zero commercials you think as you turn the TV off. If you older brother Ben hadn't shot his family and himself in a tragic paranoid breakdown you can only imagine he'd be going on about how right he was in build...
It's really not what you want to do, but if Donna does have drugs in her car like she thinks she does, it's going to be bad for you whether Donna runs or not. You knew you shouldn't have left the basement! "Alright, alright, let's do this, but I don't think we should run to Julie's house. I just don't see it being a ...
WEDNESDAY "…act now and spend your life in the comfort of…" "Oh shut the hell up…I already know the world is going to hell in a hand basket." You hear Donna say while she turns off the TV as you groggily wake up from the couch. "What time is it?" you ask. "It's past noon that's for sure. Still a few hours to go bef...
Running or rather planning to run didn't work before so you're not even going to entertain the idea now. "Donna, get the fuck back here! You might be about to outrun cops, but you can't outrun a bullet!" you shout crawling backwards towards the bathroom. "Suzy, you need to stop being so scared all the damn time! NOT r...
FRIDAY "Suzy…hey Suzy…get up." Donna remarks. "Huh? What's going on? What time is it?" you answer half asleep. "I dunno, I think it's getting up for the afternoon. Really I'm sort of surprised you didn't at least stir a little since you fell asleep last night. You really are a deep sleeper." "Guess yesterday's cannib...
You decide that it would be best if they were completely pre-occupied. If you shoot now, the driver could either manage to drive off or the passenger could start spraying the place with bullets. Still, you sneak around towards the front end of the truck so you can at least ambush from behind when you do strike. "Okay...
As tempting as it is to just run, once again, you don't really have anywhere viable to run to and now you'd have a horde of those things possibly dogging your steps if you did, so you're going to just be satisfied with short term safety and keep optimistic that things aren't as hopeless as they seem. You run up the st...
No need to make this more dangerous than it needs to be. "Alright I guess we're going to the carnival." You say. "Good. be ready at the trailer park entrance in a few minutes. Someone there can probably hand you a weapon as well." When you arrive at your destination, a group of rednecks are already there checking var...
FRIDAY "HEY BLONDIE! GET YER ASS UP!" you hear as someone pounds on the door waking you up. It sounds like Mel, but at least it isn't those awful Ground Zero commercials. You groggily get up and through bleary eyes you see that it's actually still morning. You haven't been up this early in a long time…and it's a ho...
If you're going to risk your life, it might as well be worth it and you're not seeing a carnival as being worth it. "I'm more than willing to be a productive member of this community, and far be it from me to question your orders Mel, but I don't think the carnival is the right way to go. Assuming the carnies didn't a...
THURSDAY "…your family will feel right at home in one of our…" "Agh, shut the hell up." You instinctively groan at the Ground Zero ad. You call out for Donna to turn her tv off, but considering she doesn't, you assume that she must not be here. You look around for your phone to check the time, but you can't find it...

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