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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bladder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My damn bladder's near bursting," said Moe.
"One more drink and I'm sure it will blow.
Pardon me, I must run
Since, in more ways than one,"
He explained, "I have just got to go." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doctor note'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say your final exam finds you ill.
Should you sip on some broth? Take a pill?
You must do something, stat.
Get an aegrotat. That
Little doctor's note just fills the bill. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,163 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abura tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I heard of abura, a tree
That the Africans surely agree
Has a yellowish wood
And has leaves that make good
Pharmaceutics for headaches, for me. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carcassonne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Carcassonne is an ancient walled city
That the French had rebuilt to look pretty.
A real joy to explore,
But for me, so much more:
It's a game that I play without pity. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glaciers melt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All these climate change warnings indict
Man's indifference to planet Earth's plight.
But I care what fate's dealt
As the glaciers melt
And my four-by-four sinks out of sight. <LIMERICK_END... | 27,871 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compel cal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As to what it might take to compel
Cal to talk? Try a cold day in hell.
When she heard Coolidge died,
Dottie Parker replied
(So the story goes), "How could you tell?" <LIMERICK_END> | 24,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john doucette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the movies, we've seen John Doucette
Play the toughest guy heroes have met.
Injun chief to mob boss,
He's a man you don't cross.
If you did, it's an act you'd regret. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,784 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'probing criminal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say you're probing a criminal case,
But perplexed. Need to pick up the pace?
Ask cui bono who wins,
Perpetrating these sins?
And the answer might just end the chase. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,064 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distributions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Distributions in ratios? Iniquitous!
My approach to such math is obliquitous,
But in stars' spectral lines
Or what Student defines,
I have found Cauchy-Lorentz ubiquitous. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commendatary bishop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A commendatory letter was sent
The commendatary (Bishop of Kent).
"You have cared—with expense—
For church property; hence
You are cleared to collect further rent." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'morphine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's colorless, bitter, complex
(So reminds me a lot of my ex).
From an alkaloid base
Comes this addict's disgrace:
I like morphine much better than sex. <LIMERICK_END> | 772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'married'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear, you married for better or worse:
For the good times, and yes, the reverse.
All commands that I say,
You must quickly obey!
Take as gospel I'm blessing and curse. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,368 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word circocele'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word circocele's one of those terms
That gives Herb, when he hears it, the squirms.
Case in point (anecdotal):
Dilated veins, scrotal,
Feels to Herb like a bag full of worms. <LIMERICK... | 23,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epanthous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dearest love, you're my man of the hour.
I'm all yours and I'm under your power.
You've grown on me so —
You're epanthous, you know,
Like a fungus that grows on a flower. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breasts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Not satisfied groping his spouse
And ogling her breasts through her blouse,
He got breasts of his own,
So she left with a groan,
And he never again left his house. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hester'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is Hester in truth to be blamed
For her sex games which cannot be named?
Good vibes? I confess
I would rather know less.
If I blush it's because I'm ashamed. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This story's a downer—it's sad.
My old milk cow's been ailing real bad.
Now she can't even stand.
Called the vet for her, and
The guy called her a downer, the cad! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mean voracious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ken contends his new friend's erinaceous
(Like a hedgehog). Does that mean "voracious"?
"One who grabs things and tugs"
Or "an eater of bugs"
Or "vexatious"? All four? Goodness gracious! <... | 50,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puerto ricans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Puerto Ricans who like to get high
Climb a peak that extends to the sky.
Then they paraglide round
Many miles above ground,
As from Cerro de Punta they fly! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I returned to this web site today
And reviewed a few poems, so I'd say
(Though my mojo to write
Is still missing) it might
Be okay to come back here and play. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Does Jack tend to awfulize? True!
He's a pessimist, yes, through and through.
He imagines the worst,
Like this dam will, like, burst —
What a jer… I hear water. Do you? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delalande biologist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Delalande, a biologist, mocks
The huge ears of a bug-eating fox.
"Like a bat's," he declares,
And bemusedly stares.
"And with those he wears formal black socks?" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'german democratic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> East German: a person who came
From the state GDR. And this same
Was, as you may determine,
A Republic, and German;
Democratic? Well, only in name. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'served haddock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each Thursday at one, at my club,
I'm served haddock, cod, herring and chub,
Then a smoked leg of ham,
A rare roast loin of lamb,
And a cutlet or two. (Love my grub!) <LIMERICK_END> | 63,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black mamba'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The black mamba is one nasty snake,
Whose acquaintance you don't want to make.
Since those who get bitten
With poison are smitten,
They pay for their fatal mistake. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,951 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crustacean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's the cypress—a kind of a tree,
And there's Cyprus, an isle in the sea.
In pond droplets applied
To a microscope slide,
A crustacean, the cypris, will be. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grecian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ode that I wrote to a Grecian
Earned a word from my prof, on completion.
Was it excellent? No.
It was excernent, so
My long ode, he thinks, bears on excretion. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dollars displayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We talk of the price that we've paid
With the value in dollars displayed.
No accounting of cost
Can list all that is lost—
The costliness cannot be weighed. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lip prompts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip
Prompts a word rather vulgar, this tip
Could refine things. I feel
It's so English, genteel:
Just say "Bother!" avoid letting rip. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dowel avoiding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you need a neat hole that is fit
For the dowel, avoiding a split,
Do not use your awl—
That would make it too small.
Use a bitstock and sharp auger bit. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bookbinders grace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take the outermost edge of a book
(Not a Kindle, or Kobo, or Nook).
You'll find bookbinders grace
That fore-edge (or face)
At times with gold leaf, if you look. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'average collision'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How much time does the average collision
Between bat and ball last? The decision
To pass or to swing
At a pitch with some zing
Will depend on the batter's keen vision. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kenneth branagh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kenneth Branagh has worked very hard
In Shakespeare, directed and starred,
But Hollywood bosses
Sense jolly good losses,
Bawling, "Branagh! This Bard must be barred!" <LIMERICK_END> | 34,953 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'free love'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Free love! No commitment, no ring!
Just connecting at will is the thing,
Even living together,
But minus the tether —
Go swing with no strings on your fling. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frilly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My Aunty Macassar is silly;
She likes everything lacy and frilly.
All these doilies on chairs
And on couches bring stares,
But I guess they protect from spilled chili. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,686 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old monk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am caught unawares, so I babble,
When I see the old monk: "Who would drabble—
Would drag you through muck?
Rotten luck! Were you stuck
In a gaggle of anti-church rabble?" <LIMERICK_END> | 43,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wanna roughhouse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wanna take off your jacket and cap?
Wanna roughhouse? A set-to? A scrap?
I'll rough you up proper;
I'll land you a whopper:
A thumping good fight, not a slap! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vaporized bubbles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As you're heating the water, it's roiling,
Then its surface is churning and moiling
(Though apparently not
If you're watching that pot)
'Til its vaporized bubbles are boiling. <LIMERICK... | 7,305 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pilot stays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the cabin, the pilot stays calm,
Handling issues and scrapes with aplomb.
Folks from Business to Coach
Find the final approach
Like returning for Christmas with Mom. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beguiler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Enthralled by Anne's beauteous curves,
The beguiler was showing his nerves.
He was there to propose
With a ring—but she knows
It's a ring for his nose he deserves. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,358 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ever plumper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Comes to eating, I'll pounce on each crumb!
Second helpings are simply yum, yum!
As I grow ever plumper
They're calling me "Bumper";
A self-fatner is what I've become. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boneyard burial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A boneyard's a burial ground;
A catacomb, graveyard or mound;
A necropolis, plot,
Or in essence a spot
Where the dead leave their bones lying 'round. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bruce willis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bruce Willis, the actor who starred
In a series of films I regard,
Will save next, with his guns,
Senior-citizen nuns.
Working title: Old Habits Die Hard. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,144 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lighten up, Hon, you look broken-hearted.
You've glimpsed his first sketch—he's just started.
That's a basic esquisse;
Give the artist some peace.
That expression! Like someone's just farted. <LIM... | 50,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's charming, good-natured and sweet.
Her behaviour's completely discreet.
She's modest and shy,
Looks away from your eye.
She's a blushet, demure and petite. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bakeries train'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Loving everything cakey, I'll go
Into bakeries, train as a pro.
It's a difficult art
With a 4 a.m. start,
But I hear that they make lots of dough. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,467 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'morning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Good morning!" "Who's this?" "Mr. Right."
"So you say." "Let's go out for a bite."
When the evening is done:
"Thanks a lot. That was fun."
"See you later." "Bye-bye, now." "Good night." <LIMERIC... | 60,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peeling paint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old breakfront by cobwebs was shaped
Like a tent; it looked eerily draped.
When we wiped dust away,
We observed with dismay
Peeling paint—it would have to be scraped. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lemonade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your spending's got way out of hand —
Uncontrolled ten bucks more than you planned.
So get back to your job!
Daughter, why do you sob?"
"I'm so sick of that lemonade stand!" <LIMERICK_END> | 65,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When stars like the Sun call it quits,
They will blow up in spherical fits
Like vast Roman candles.
A few shoot off "handles";
These ansae are stars doing splits. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,871 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allostatic load'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am under a great deal of stress.
My emotional state's quite a mess.
Is the level of my
Allostatic load high?
Without question, the answer is yes! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corpse flower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The corpse flower's quite a rare plant;
It's huge, and it stinks—that I grant.
Its phallic appearance
And need for tall clearance
Lure tourists who smell it and rant. <LIMERICK_END> | 200 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cleveland'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Cleveland, the people are bitter
Over jokes that make other folks titter.
This innocent jibe
Will offend the whole tribe:
"Like Pittsburgh, without all the glitter." <LIMERICK_END> | 19,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'priest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some fiend's striving to seize the deceased;
Go and fetch us a genuine priest
To command it just so,
Charge the thing to let go.
Adjurations do vanquish the Beast. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Who can say what we'll hear from the Fed?
The economy—living or dead?
Read the stars or the cards?
Study entrails by yards?
Ah—just read through the Beige Book instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,249 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'woman hitler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My old mother-in-law is a curse.
I cannot imagine one worse.
Woman Hitler for sure
But I have to endure.
In my mind I shout, "Oh, goodnight nurse!" <LIMERICK_END> | 65,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'identity theft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've a new cable modem at last;
Now identity theft is a blast!
I am totally awed
That at six million baud
I can perpetrate fraud—and so fast! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blondish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That helmeted Pilgrim, Miles Standish,
Loved blondes, and he started to blandish
A lass who was blondish
Of whom he was fondish.
His actions were branded outlandish. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exiled disgraced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Banished and exiled disgraced —
With a life far from home he is faced.
No one knows what he did
For he's keeping it hid,
Though they're certain it's something debased. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prelapsarian gem'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of the Garden of Eden I write:
Prelapsarian gem where two might,
Anteceding the Fall,
Have stayed pure, had it all —
Of an apple, instead, took a bite. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,863 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get divorce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we courted, our love was a force
That was powerful, paving a course
For the knot to be tied,
But our love up and died.
We're in court now to get a divorce. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,285 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fixings equipment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What are fixings? Equipment, nails, screws—
Apparatus a workman would use.
I peruse such devices
And check out their prices,
But never know which ones to choose.. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,493 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'botched graft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To repair a botched graft, a misprision,
The surgeon contrived a revision,
Then checked the scar's flexion
To guide its dissection,
And slit an incised split discission. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold nip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Man Winter had tightened his grip,
So I stopped at an inn for a flip:
A hot drink made with rum,
Ale, eggs, sugar, spice—yum!
A few sips will assuage that cold nip. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stellar light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bart Bok thought that globules were right
To be sources of new stellar light.
When the Star-Maker comes
And he bakes, these are crumbs,
Coal black like a hole in the night. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say flounder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For seafood, some people like bass,
While others say flounder has class.
For a tasty knish,
Try aquarium fish—
All the dough serves to cover your wrasse. <LIMERICK_END> | 830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ab absurdo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Ab absurdo: first off, your conclusion
(The moon guards our sleep) is delusion,
So your premise is daft."
Couldn't help it I laughed.
Then he punched me and left this contusion. <LIMERICK_END... | 58,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'varnish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In varnish, adhesive, and paint,
There are compounds to sicken a saint.
They cause great irritation
And gross inflammation.
Acrylic acids—please use with restraint. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why we cry from our eyes? Let's review:
Would tears from your ears be as blue?
Not the mouth nor the nose
Shows the sadness that flows.
When we weep, we've a rheum with a view. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'control oneself'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To control oneself, one counts to ten.
On those frequent occurrences when
Picky nitpickers slime
My impeccable rhyme,
I must count to ten time and again! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,187 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meow kit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kit imparts in a manner unique
What she will when she deigns not to speak:
With a feline "meow,"
Kit can apex one brow
And thus pointedly indicate pique. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,779 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enjoy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They're adversaries, people opposed
To us! How their minds are so closed!
Since they clearly annoy,
Let's just tell them, "Enjoy!"
(While ensuring they're royally hosed). <LIMERICK_END> | 7,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celeste'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Celeste is cerulean blue—
Not the healthiest kind of a hue.
She's expecting to die,
So we'll bid her good-bye.
Say adieu with no further ado. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delivery standard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Good Delivery's a standard for gold
Or for silver that needs to be sold.
If the weight of your bar
Doesn't hold up to par,
You should hope that in time you're paroled. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,425 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acupuncture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Dana said: "Ouch! Caveman Dave—
All the bones in my back misbehave.
If you dartle my spine,
I am sure I'll feel fine."
(Acupuncture began in a cave.) <LIMERICK_END> | 31,573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consonant beth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In beta, we Anglophones keep
The old consonant beth. By some leap,
Modern Greek sounds it V,
And it's "veeta" (long E),
As in Vathi, for instance, for "deep." <LIMERICK_END> | 16,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chanteyman sings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our chanteyman sings of the ocean,
Of whale-fish, of drink and devotion,
And of work: heave a pawl;
Furl the sail; haul, boys, haul!
His aim: to coordinate motion. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Biantheriferous, that's our friend Moose.
His condition provides an excuse
For not wearing a hat.
None will fit him, and that
Is the reason he wears a burnoose. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,074 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hamstrings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Both my hamstrings are starting to seize.
Wrap my wrists 'round my toes with straight knees?
Touch my thighs with my chest?
Hear my painful request:
"No more anelasticity, please!" <LIMERICK_E... | 4,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marbles race'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The game is afoot it's a chase!
After thieves who stole marbles I race!
I must find a new route;
Underfoot's all their loot —
Lost their marbles! I can't keep the pace! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,249 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jail time'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The jail time I'm hearing about
Is one-fifty for Madoff—the lout.
But despite what he stole,
He will get a parole:
In a hundred the chiseler gets out! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'range'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The range or, in other words, ambit
Of my "Kittens are wonderful" gambit
Is wide. It has led
Many gals to my bed.
Am I shamed by that lie? Not a dambit. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,225 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet mercy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In court, with his balance and knife,
He was poised to take justice and life
And to weigh out his fresh
Pound of fair, promised flesh,
Though the cries of "Sweet mercy!" were rife. <LIMERICK_... | 9,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sally glistening'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sally's glistening face clearly showed
She'd been running for hours down the road.
The sweat on her brow,
Was like Rudolph's nose now,
If you saw it, you could say it glowed. <LIMERICK_E... | 63,472 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'midwife'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The midwife was kind, had no malice,
And her tone was empathic, not callous,
But her message was trouble:
"Your newborn has double
Male genitals—yes, it's diphallus." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burroughs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Streams of consciousness, streams to the sea,
Sea of troubles, what's troubling me?
Meandering furrows
For William S. Burroughs
That burrow through minds that are free. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'millionaire beade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was an old millionaire, Beade,
Who decided his fortune to cede
To an orphanage fund.
But his goodness, quite stunned,
Was confronted, and lost to his greed. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,486 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brine shrimp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I want a baboon or a chimp,
But no matter how tightly I scrimp,
They're too dear. A Sea-Monkey
Is cheap and it's funky.
Then Sis said, "They're brine shrimp, you simp!" <LIMERICK_END> | 27,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'male cabbies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though male cabbies make Gwendolyn wary,
Uber sends every Tom, Dick, or Harry,
And it makes her so mad
That her driver's a lad
Every time that she tries to hail Mary. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loud gong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a thing will occur before long,
That means soon. If I'm singing a song,
Before long (you can bet)
There'll be someone upset,
Whose loud gong will be proof I've done wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camp techniques'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While climbers, intrepid, bag peaks,
Sherpa porters tend base camp. Techniques
Using yaks lighten loads
For ascents where no roads
Go, so trekkers don't mind if camp reeks. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,531 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'finesse directorial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All my skill and adroitness authorial
I'll employ as I write a memorial
To this movie director,
Once a whiz, now a specter.
We'll miss his finesse directorial. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirt bike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dirt bike is what you'll be craving
If your spirit is jaded by paving.
As the motor goes VROOM!
You'll be shouting, "Make room!
See me now, Mom, I'm really close-shaving!" <LIMERICK_END> | 34,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nanette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had called up Nanette with aplomb
With just one goal in mind: drop the bomb.
I broke faith with my date
At an hour quite late:
I would not be attending her prom. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'finish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Antistrophe let us repeat
Certain words as we finish. 'Tis mete
To complete every clause
With such phrases, because
As our ends meet, our finish is neat. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,852 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aspetta, my friend—not your fault,
But that powder in there isn't salt.
Could be flour or meal
Dusted over the veal;
It's a dredger, and we're using malt. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asthma pill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See this rash? It is itchy and red.
"An acute drug eruption," Doc said,
"From your new asthma pill
That has made you feel ill.
Use this handy inhaler instead!" <LIMERICK_END> | 40,698 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'customs duty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Customs duty? It's really a tax
On the stuff you bring back," explained Max.
"When you're asked to declare,
Just say 'No' (and a prayer);
Don't look guilty, and try to relax!" <LIMERICK_END... | 28,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dropped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the leader, he'd merited mention
Till his team fell apart with dissension.
Could he last the duration
Without that foundation?
Forget it; he dropped from contention. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,626 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'encopresis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Encopresis: you hadn't a clue
That you needed to go to the loo.
Now you stand in distress;
There's a smell, and a mess,
As your pants are inflated by poo. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,075 |
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