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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hot boxers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These hot boxers I bought for my hunk
Will display the best part of his junk.
See those ears and those eyes?
And that hole note the size!
It's an elephant guardant, sans trunk. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'find enzymatic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my chem lab, upstairs in the attic,
The compounds I find enzymatic
Can speed a reaction,
Yet not face subtraction;
Not a fraction. It's true. I'm emphatic! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,405 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pigs mourn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a must for a breakfast buffet—
Strips of pork, smoked and fried just your way.
As the light swells from night,
Squeals for bacon's delight
Fill the morn… but do pigs mourn each day? <LIME... | 42,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lost motivation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My aboulia shows the relation
Of trauma to lost motivation.
A blow to my skull
Made some nerve tracts go dull,
Which then handicapped life's navigation. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,334 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dead hungry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dead hungry one hot afternoon,
We pull into the first greasy spoon.
Before long, my gut's turning,
Flip-flopping and churning.
"Let's locate a rest stop…and soon!" <LIMERICK_END> | 43,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shackled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bound in wedlock, old Darby and Joan
Were happily shackled, it's known.
And once, darbies meant "fetters" —
The chains locked on debtors
And crims when in clink they were thrown. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'astrologer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An astrologer, covered in scabs,
Sought opinions at medical labs.
"What's my illness? Please answer
Me, Doc! Is it cancer?"
"Well, after a fashion. It's crabs." <LIMERICK_END> | 9,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dad admonitive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "She's a woman; she's not a possession.
Give her dreams your support, not suppression."
Dad's admonitive words
Were, I thought, for the birds,
Till she left. Now I rue my transgression. <... | 5,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'haematoma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Haematoma? It might be a lump
That results from an op or a bump,
Or a colourful bruise
From capillary ooze—
I'm sorry I gave you a thump. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gone away'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Gone away on a fox hunt," said John,
"In the heat we all rode on and on!
Someone called, 'Gone away!'
I regretted that day
Having shown up bedecked in chiffon." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's our heading?" the captain inquired.
"0-4-5 degrees, just as desired?"
"Yes, north-east," said the mate,
"And this compass works great —
Swiss precision I've always admired." <LIMERICK_END... | 65,340 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agelasts humorless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Good luck if you try to tell jokes
To some agelasts (humorless folks).
They are all out of whack
With a levity lack.
Not one crack of a smile will you coax. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fame wally'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As an actor, he didn't much rank,
But we've Leave It to Beaver to thank
For that role that brought fame:
Wally's friend with the name
"Lumpy" Rutherford (played by Frank Bank). <LIMERICK_END> | 48,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'privilege congress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our executive wouldn't respond,
Claiming privilege. Congress was conned.
He'd been "falsely defamed—
A state secret…," he claimed,
"And that bimbo's not naturally blonde!" <LIMERICK_EN... | 48,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'resurrectionists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Resurrectionists think it's a quirk
That I'd much rather bishop or burke.
Good cadavers, I've found,
Should be smothered or drowned;
Disinterment is such dirty work. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,512 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'six gallons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How much is a buttload, you ask?
You're facetious, but I'll take the task:
At one hundred twenty-
Six gallons, it's plenty.
You might or might not need a cask. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thought workout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was blue through the day—seemed to last.
Thought a workout might pick me up fast.
But on thinking it through,
Only one thing would do:
I laid down till the silly thought passed. <LIMERI... | 28,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mermaid casts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My lover, a mermaid, casts mystical
And magical spells cabalistical.
She's gorgeous, no doubt,
But she's also half trout,
Which presents us with problems logistical. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stock good'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our business is steady; that's why
I believe that our stock's a good buy.
Total assets, just look,
Exceed value (that's book):
Above water, you cannot deny. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make breakfast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To make breakfast you need expertise.
There'll be those who want omelets with cheese,
And another who begs
For two three-minute eggs,
Which shows breakfast folks hardest to please. <LIMERI... | 19,182 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'balked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He described what was wrong so alarmingly
That she balked; but he smiled so disarmingly,
That she gave him a check—
She was sold by his dreck.
That poor widow got fleeced rather charmingly. <LIMER... | 22,395 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'time charlie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a famed good-time Charlie, they say,
One who parties all night and all day.
Chasing women and boozing,
It's clear he'd be choosing
A life of no work and all play. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,462 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'head surfboard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Surfer Dan, viewing waves with alarm,
Feared his board would be coming to harm.
Bodysurfing instead
(There, that's using his head!),
Surfboard's fine, but he's broken his arm. <LIMERICK_EN... | 17,351 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dejection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dejection hits every group.
It's that state where your feelings will droop.
Disappointed, you feel
Life is far from ideal.
If not that, it's a word meaning "poop." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accepting check'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When accepting a check of the kind
That says "Pay to the Order", you find
There's a numbered account,
And the proper amount,
While neglecting to check that it's signed. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,071 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'magic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So he tells of their background, their past:
Once the Duke of Milan, and then cast
Out to sea, he's contrived
That the two have survived,
For his knowledge of magic is vast. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,336 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a leaf has a point at its tip,
It's acuminate. Now you are hip
To its Latinate root,
And you'll notice, to boot,
With acumen you're sharp as a whip. <LIMERICK_END> | 747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arabs receive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This news agency transmits the views
Of what Arabs receive in their news.
Let's hope that this aids
In quelling the raids
Now raging 'tween Arabs and Jews. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daughter anemia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He told us, "We've ruled out uremia
As the cause of your daughter's anemia,
But the news is not good;
Please sit down, if you would.
It's acute lymphoblastic leukemia." <LIMERICK_END> | 11,853 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nitrogen clover'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Plant a cover crop; build up the soil.
Adding nitrogen, clover will foil
Most erosion and bring
Crimson beauty in spring:
Beneficial delights—little toil! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'integrity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His integrity's under a cloud.
One night out with that ostracized crowd
Led to vilification:
He caved to temptation,
And finds himself spurned, disavowed. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,146 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our towns, in an earlier time,
The outcome of serious crime,
Such as murder and theft,
Was some people bereft
Of the means to survive in the grime. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mr wolfie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mr Wolfie was hungry, not happy;
To the piggy, he said, "Hey there, chappie!
You're a chubby wee chap.
Come and sit in my lap."
Then, chomping his chaps, "Make it snappy!" <LIMERICK_END> | 17,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paintings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I visit museums of art,
Certain paintings can capture my heart.
From afar they engross,
But when seen from up close,
It's their brushwork that sets them apart. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soul'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he died, his soul floated above,
In the air, like a hovering dove.
Disembodied, it rose
Light-years up, I suppose,
To a galaxy fashioned of love. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,269 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'preacher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In his school days, Pete found every teacher
Agreed he would make a good preacher.
Though he lacked the vocation,
His skill at oration
Was, they said, his most prominent feature. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,447 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mags the dog has a tail full of wags.
She can smell what I've got in these bags.
It is bone meal (crushed bones),
But her barks turn to moans —
It's to spread on the flower-bed, Mags! <LIMERICK_END... | 31,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dancing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm sorry—you can't be advancing
When all that you're doing is dancing.
To whirl round and round
Will gain you no ground,
As you're just pirouetting and prancing. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your wine you can store for a price
In my basement; the space will suffice.
All the vintners trust me —
For the cellarage fee,
I repel all Merlot-loving mice. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'true believer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm considered an over-achiever.
I'm also dubbed "one true believer."
I get so much praise
That I'm left in a daze.
They must think I'm a golden retriever. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,501 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blunt instrument'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blunt instrument's always the best,
As my scattershot actions attest.
I may miss by a mile
With my blunderbuss style,
But the clean-up crew's always impressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,136 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colonel custer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Colonel Custer! This message came in!"
"It can wait!" "It's concerning your kin!"
(One's passed on. He should grieve,
Take compassionate leave.)
"Really, Sir, I....!" "No! Bugler! Begin!"... | 29,358 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love opera music that's sweet.
I adore diva songbirds who tweet.
Should I join with the jocks?
Should I cheer for the Sox?
I'm an aesthete who's scorned as effete. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'untraceable blade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "For the cook, carriage driver, and maid,
He's the boss—has it made in the shade,"
Writes the hack. Next the butler
Consults with the cutler
To buy an untraceable blade. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'octopus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a deuterostome (yes, it's true),
And an enterocoelomate, too.
Think your phylum is cursed
'Cause your anus formed first?
Is an octopus better than you? <LIMERICK_END> | 48,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marriage knew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After one week of marriage, I knew
You had wed for what I'd do for you.
If I'd known I'd be your
Beast of burden before,
I'd have said, "No, I don't," not "I do." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,270 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hawaiian shirt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's so hot in Japan, I'm so glad
I can join the Hawaiian shirt fad.
When I doff suit and tie,
Comfy-cool, I can sigh;
My aloha shirt makes me look rad! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'football'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The football went right through the glass
When the junior team played on the grass.
But the window they broke
Had belonged to the bloke
Who had taught them to play—"Oh, Alas!" <LIMERICK_END> | 18,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artillery firing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Artillery firing is fun
When you're learning to use the big gun.
You'll be cool, not a fool,
If you follow this rule:
Don't go downrange till practice is done. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your values are sharply defined,
Absolute; you're so rigid of mind.
The prism you use
Just refracts in two hues:
Black and white. Shades of gray aren't assigned. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,065 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When opining that something is phony,
Try using a word that is tony.
The name of a city
In Italy's pretty—
Just smile and pronounce it—baloney! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,983 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'captain collapsed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The stewardess came to me, crying:
"The captain's collapsed! He is dying!"
I thought, "This is my hour,"
And I called up the tower.
"Quick, give me a crash course in flying." <LIMERICK_... | 26,827 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyrenian whipped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Cyrenian whipped off his cloak
And to Jesus most humbly he spoke:
"This the cross I'm to bear?
Quite a weight! I don't care:
I'm a sharing-your-yoke sort of bloke." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,975 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black spot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Black spot has appeared on the leaves
Of the bushes that grow neath the eaves.
I can't cope with this mess—
My reaction to stress?
I just call my valet, "Hoy there, Jeeves!" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amarantaceous indeed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amarantaceous indeed!
Common "pig" is the name of this weed.
Those sesquipedalian
Words are so alien;
Smart Alecs ain't what we need. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'critics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I submitted the piece I'd created
And was shocked when I saw it was slated.
The critics were cruel:
"The work of a fool".
My poor ego was badly deflated. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donkey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His long ears and sad face mar the poise
Other equines display; for the joys
Of a donkey are few;
Grass and water will do:
Stops his braying—a loud honking noise. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweetener'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "In these vitamin jars that you sell,
Does that sweetener included taste swell?"
"That's not sugar you're buying;
It's an agent for drying.
It's a packet of silica gel!" <LIMERICK_END> | 39,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sheep basco'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once they flocked from a corner of Spain
To find work in our mountain domain.
Expert herders of sheep,
Basco talents came cheap,
And their work ethic? Hard to explain. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hairdresser curled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the hairdresser curled up my hair,
I was promised a hairdo with flair.
Then I sighed, "Now it's done,
I look just like a nun."
And I wept and curled up in my chair. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,161 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'admit carter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By the rules of the Manners Club charter
We simply cannot admit Carter.
He's uncouth! He's so rude!
He's unbearably crude!
As it says here: "No member a farter." <LIMERICK_END> | 17,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabineer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a cabineer—that's what I am.
In this log home I'm snug as a lamb.
I'm as tough as a bear
And a ghost I could scare—
It's too bad I'm called Sissy Butt Sam. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benzenoid substance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A benzenoid substance is mean,
A leukemial blight on life's scene.
Yes, repeated exposure
Can hasten life's closure
From cancers and oversized spleen. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,241 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'andy devine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Early critics were prone to malign
A young actor named Andy Devine.
Even buddies would say,
"Him, successful? No way!"
For his voice was a high, raspy whine. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,384 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a churlish curmudgeon from Tring,
When asked for a small piece of string:
"What, you want that for free?
But that just isn't me!
Beneficence isn't my thing." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,891 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ant bear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A head like a funnel, a tail
That's a plume (when asleep, body veil),
Fastest tongue in the West
Anchored down in his chest,
And he knuckle-walks. Ant bear for sale. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,832 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the buirdly young Scot in the kilt
Lost his balance and started to tilt,
With his tartan askew,
It was clear from the view
He was burly and very well built. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'petronia flowering'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For a present I gave dear Petronia
A flowering yellow amsonia.
She said with a tear,
"But it's 'screwstem' my dear.
It's an annual known as bartonia." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,847 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daybreak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "When the sun just peeks up toward the sky,
It is daybreak once dayspring," I sigh.
Says my big brother Sid,
"It's just sparrowfart, kid.
You are such a young sap-head." I cry. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ciselure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ciselure can't be effaced
By my foes, who would see me disgraced
With their morals so strict,
Though the things I depict
In my carvings on metal are chaste. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,234 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'converted curmudgeons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Converted curmudgeons avow,
"Our disgruntlement's history now.
Come, friend, join our ranks
Of contented ex-cranks
By embracing The Way of the Cow." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ethnologist lived'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ethnologist lived in a shanty,
In the jungle, where rations were scanty.
He studied the lingo
Of Ghana, and bingo!
He learned to say panty in Fanti. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'erotica teases'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These paintings of nudes, understand,
Are not porn and they shouldn't be banned.
While erotica teases,
It tastefully pleases.
Curators retain the whip hand. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Haul the sled to the top—one more heave—
For a run no one else can achieve.
Pad our elbows and knees.
Whizz as fast as we please,
On the snow, down the brae or the cleeve. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tailed pigeon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bird's tail feathers spread in the breeze
Through one hundred and eighty degrees.
They look like a fan,
But if that is the plan,
Then this poor fan-tailed pigeon could freeze. <LIMERICK... | 51,071 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colbert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The COLBERT is a treadmill in space
Where the astronauts run, held in place.
They all stay trim and fit
So they don't have to quit
Their perennial alien chase. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jungle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a jungle is asphalt, it's home
Not to lions and tigers who roam
Through savannas and woods,
But to gangs in the 'hoods,
Be it Philly, Chicago, or Nome. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Considering problems complexionary,
Bad skin can be caused by confectionery.
But attempting to wean
A recalcitrant teen
From a candy bar's quite vivisectionary. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'question mark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Life's a question mark what will ensue?
What will happen? What's coming for you?
There might not be a next
If you spend your life vexed.
If it doesn't begin, then it's through. <LIMERICK_EN... | 45,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buy clothes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my prospects for winning are slim,
And I seldom buy clothes on a whim,
For this twenty-mile run
In the hot summer sun,
I have purchased a hat with a brim. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,849 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nationalism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some say nationalism is cool,
But I'll not be a jingoist fool.
My greater attachment
Belongs to my catchment—
Go Area Seven! You rule! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,098 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vasectomy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There is one thing in which I take pride:
My vasectomy shows I provide
Reproductive control
As a personal goal.
I'm in earnest—all kidding aside! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,563 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autry yelled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Gene Autry yelled "Come!" in the air,
Faithful Champion seemed not to care.
He might have run faster
To serve his kind master,
But he'd just finished serving a mare. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,207 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As her boyfriend, I hadn't a doubt
That I knew her what she was about.
Having made her my wife,
By the end of my life
I now doubt I'll have figured her out. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,076 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'formalin smell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From big cities and small rural thorps
Comes the team that's dissecting our corpse.
What we all hate like hell
Is that formalin smell.
Can't remove it—our dating it warps. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,563 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'policeman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your son took a shot at a foe
Or your daughter got drunk with her beau,
And you weren't even there,
The policeman won't care:
As a parent you're answerable. D'oh! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,766 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saw caesar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once it whispered sly secrets to Eve
As it hissingly sought to deceive,
Then it slid out of sight,
Till one sultry, still night,
As an asp, it saw Caesar's son grieve. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,874 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'halos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've no halos, no harps and no wings.
Here on earth we've no need for such things.
We farm fields, feel the breeze,
Walk our dogs, hear the bees;
From our earthliness human life springs. <LIMERICK... | 49,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'train ejected'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was booted today off the train —
Ejected! To all it was plain
I had over-imbibed,
Telling what was described
As bad jokes, far too loud and profane. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,369 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'african animals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where African animals thrive,
Frank Buck would round up four or five.
Then back home they would go,
To a zoo or a show.
"Bring 'em back," said the showman, "alive." <LIMERICK_END> | 16,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disney eeyore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm not sure Disney's Eeyore was male.
His morose claim to manhood is frail,
For although his deep voice
Seems to leave us no choice,
What's the deal with the bow on his tail? <LIMERICK_END... | 41,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'altricial birds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear altricial birds, up in your nest:
Your parents don't stop much to rest;
Till you see, and can feed,
Till you fly—you still need
To remember that parents know best. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alex potato'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A package arrived from your mother—
Its contents? Unlike any other—
There's a beefsteak tomato,
And an Alex potato.
Is that Mr. Potato Head's brother? <LIMERICK_END> | 14,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brothers called'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Twin brothers called Pete and Skeet Brown
Had a fight in the street in our town.
Someone called the town cop,
But the fight didn't stop
Till a chokehold brought one of them down. <LIMERIC... | 21,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thick lenses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've extremely thick lenses. Don't drink
From my Coke bottle glasses. Ya think?
Poor eyesight's my lot.
It's ironic: I got
New employment at PepsiCo Inc. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paris prepped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since the crime, but an hour had passed.
Still, that tread imprint... Grabbing some plast-
er of Paris, I prepped
A moulage, which then kept
This fine evidence saved in a cast. <LIMERICK_EN... | 13,370 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'good brahmans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The good Brahmans are priests from a caste.
They're nonviolent. This structure should last,
Since their wives would be pure
So their children are sure
That they're part of their father's pr... | 9,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lincoln'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our American Cousin: the fare
At Ford's Theater when Lincoln was there.
Booth then shot poor Abe dead
Through the back of his head—
"Sic semper tyrannis" his blare. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'white oak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Europe they think this tree's fine,
And much better than white oak or pine.
The tree I invoke
Is the durmast—an oak
From which barrels are made for fine wine. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'playing hamlet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pretty soon they'll be raising the curtain.
Playing Hamlet? He's no Richard Burton.
Clearly wrong for the part
(He's too old, for a start),
He has cut a fat hog, that's for certain! <LIMER... | 37,746 |
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