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Im going to bed.... Practice in the morning. ;| oh well... Good night.
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U got it. @HotForTweets @liveguy I'm drunk. I request tweet-immunity for anything I've said tonite.
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never got that sushi yesterday
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am ejoying my weekend.but i'm sad to know that Indonesia wants to boycott Malaysia
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@Dscottw Well ya got that goin for u! ha! Maybe you can use it to get discount on tickets!
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Awh... thanks for your birthday love. I am feeling very wonderful. 39. I never thought I would make it this far! It's exciting! Honest.
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@smicker28 lets hope he doesnt grow up to be a stella drinker my son runs around in nurses outfits and disney princess costumes :-/
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After an awesome breakfast and a nice unhurried plod to work, I'm waiting for he bus to pull away. Chiiiilllled
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Getting ready, school, then chilling with @_lukes for the rest of the day.
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@Ctyler22 has a really hott blonde in bed...
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still ill and my wow destroyed itself on the patch. real fun, thought I could log on a bit...
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http://bit.ly/9pVWG NOOOOOO DID ANYONE SAVE A COPY OF THIS
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yellow hornets in my bookshelf sting me
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@JessicaHamby Hi Jessi sweetheart! Sorry to hear you have to be on the tribunal. I'm sure it'll be very different for you this time tho.
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no one will hire me
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Diversity rock!
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@rotca1 I'm sat, not watching the view, drinking a double espresso figuring out my evening!
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Good morning all you beautiful people
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@fajarjasmin hey... I made Sop Daging Betawi.. dunno if it fits with noodle tho'
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No storm Must've just passed by.
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@Icewhole Is your site down? I can't access my page
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@pandemicz yes
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@missgiggly Loving the pastels!!!
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@lisayee Scary stuff on the Metro.
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@tams77 Considering he should appreciate "family"...I luv my gay men, don't get me wrong, but smetimes they don't approve of us screw em!
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Finally going to leave. Good riddance. Too bad I have to come back.
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there's like 9 to 8 days left of school and i cant wait!!!!
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you left us of your list @friedbeef 11 Really Strange but Cool URL Shortening Tools http://bit.ly/IOFaz
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@andeezyROOLZ daniel said you dont have to schedule anything, just walk in. yeah. ALOT aha. ill most likely fail cause i cant remember :p
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I'm having such terrible Mountain Dew cravings right now oi, @feelline, bring me some or i'll cry. Don't think i'm joking, either.
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My dog, Walter, suffers from separation anxiety. Anyone know how to deal with this? He whines when I'm not there. The neighbors hate me.
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revising ict why do you hate history daisy, how was the exam? x
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taken the caravan to west Wales for the weekend - official tryout before Glasto
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yay new boy in my life
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I will watch new moon.but first on january.
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I finally have that psychologists' appointment today, but I don't feel like talking. BTW I got a B in my geography finals
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So sleepy up at 8 this morning, blah! Screw the noises from my bathroom! Gonna hit the mall today ayayayaayy finally ;D
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@Theresa_Meyers Theresa: You're quite welcome I hope you have an AWESOME day
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@Ashalee22 nothing cures mine. i've tried everything. i just have to let them happen.
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no longer going to costa rica but now i am going to australia!
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is bummed upon hearing that a friend of his will be moving out of CA. Thankful for their friendship and openness. circumstances suck
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@cocotteloup Morning Feeling better today? Haha loved that "Beer/Chocolate Kingdom" thingy. So true of course. Oh how I miss it!!!!!!!!!
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@KourtneyKardash @perezhilton @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian TO HELP PROMOTE YOUR SHOW I MADE IT! http://beta.twiddeo.com/8a3!!
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@fjordaan @magicdave2009 Amazon.co.uk customer service is great within certain parameters. Move out of those and you're in trouble.
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@joelcomm Twitter Power - Great book at a great time.
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has got her self in a mighty mess and is hence very unhappy at this moment in time
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hmmm...done takin' a bath..haha...its so cold...gonna play restaurant city..hehe
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Is at her last youth group. wow this flewwwww by.
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Finally going to bed!!! tomorrow's going to be another looong day!! I wanna sit and do nothing at all, maybe on thursday! =P hehe
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@NickCV he never did! But I didn't know the words
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2 weeks!!!!
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... how the fuck does a valet lose one key off your chain?!?! wsoat stupid ilounge
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@aflevitt my pops is a park ranger for California state parks. not sure what's gonna happen. He might end up in Colorado. Boo!!!
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Our thoughts go out to the families of the Air France jet currently missing
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loving the sun!
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super excited... hope the week goes fast!!! gotz to get packin after work!
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Troubleshooting hasn't arrived at a successful conclusion - higher than expected gaseous hydrogen leak. Shuttle launch scrubbed
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Is it true.. Drunk chicks are horny? sucks I don't drink or go to "bars"
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just got pulled for the 6th time....inspection and registrations out but failed my last inspection..need new tires and two other things
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<-------------- Has VERY bad luck. **sigh**
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olive garden with seth
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GOODMORNING!!
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does not wish to study
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huh, neighbors must have twitter because the barking & asthmatic dog is now inside for the first time all day
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@petewentz I'm a cancer. Suprise me
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@kastner heh, that's how I parses it at first but from context I don't think it was
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@bethofalltrades i feel frustrated too... Too bad i have no one to tickle with
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Re-reading study notes for this stupid E-Business exam tomorrow morning. It's going to be lame I can tell
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will free herself from distractions. except her phone. (LOL) @patgonz reply to meee! http://plurk.com/p/12msef
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yooo why am i still up?!! work in the morning i'm trying to tell myself, "go to sleep ju".. but it just ai'nt workingg. new apartment
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@Chells yup! It could be like going camping!! Wow hope this gets to be put together! We will of course help just let us know!!
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@TeamSupreme Lol yeah it probably does! But i go back to 100% media...which is like a holiday to me! And thanks for that
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Just realized the video recording of my sermon has no audio! Wonder if I can synchronize the track from the audio recording?
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love dont forget!it really seems like u mean it, siiiiiiiiick haha sorry, i now u dont now me im such a pain in the butt,sorry, @ddlovato
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I want a subscription to New Scientist magazine. Too bad it costs $72 a year.
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Who's makin' Pittsburgh look like a bunch of pansies?
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Threads are stupid
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Cornify mission for today: Making 3 people smile
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watching a movie
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On my way to church. Yipeee
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@tommcfly I'm watching Star Wars too. if it's the same channel, will get the episode III on later. sorry bad english. xx
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wow I totally got cheated on for 2 months. . . sucks
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tired of running to the hosp 20 times a day! here i go once more
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Oh I bought such wonderful things for my party so excited!!!
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Not able to sleep and my phone is about to die. I wish it could just be morning so we could go for another liquor run already.
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Its not 9am and I am sweating.
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I think I am going to throw up
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drunken grilling is the fucking best. and l word memories with dana
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@Adamfyre well it would be good as either!
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So the acai berry and raw cold pressed cacao together make one heck of a couple #Superfood http://bit.ly/3XXpdc #antioxidants galore!
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My stomach hurts
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On planet social media, days are 36 hours long
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@prettyporsh I wanted us to go rollerscating by the beach today but the weather sucks
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On da net 2 c wat movies a playn hmmmm i feel lyk watchn scary movies
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i can't believe that my girl is amost done her first year of school!!
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@chrisricho dammit! I went to this stupid show instead... Waste of time ahh well!! Live and learn!
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@MicheleBell21 He just does so much for me and he's leaving to CA for a new job and my heart breaks everytime I think about it.
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studying for class tonight
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Stonebridge for snac with the youth !
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@BahamaMama_1 i slept till 10 as well i never do that!
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