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Im going to bed.... Practice in the morning. ;| oh well... Good night. | 1 |
U got it. @HotForTweets @liveguy I'm drunk. I request tweet-immunity for anything I've said tonite. | 1 |
never got that sushi yesterday | 0 |
am ejoying my weekend.but i'm sad to know that Indonesia wants to boycott Malaysia | 0 |
@Dscottw Well ya got that goin for u! ha! Maybe you can use it to get discount on tickets! | 1 |
Awh... thanks for your birthday love. I am feeling very wonderful. 39. I never thought I would make it this far! It's exciting! Honest. | 1 |
@smicker28 lets hope he doesnt grow up to be a stella drinker my son runs around in nurses outfits and disney princess costumes :-/ | 1 |
After an awesome breakfast and a nice unhurried plod to work, I'm waiting for he bus to pull away. Chiiiilllled | 1 |
Getting ready, school, then chilling with @_lukes for the rest of the day. | 1 |
@Ctyler22 has a really hott blonde in bed... | 1 |
still ill and my wow destroyed itself on the patch. real fun, thought I could log on a bit... | 0 |
http://bit.ly/9pVWG NOOOOOO DID ANYONE SAVE A COPY OF THIS | 0 |
yellow hornets in my bookshelf sting me | 0 |
@JessicaHamby Hi Jessi sweetheart! Sorry to hear you have to be on the tribunal. I'm sure it'll be very different for you this time tho. | 1 |
no one will hire me | 0 |
Diversity rock! | 1 |
@rotca1 I'm sat, not watching the view, drinking a double espresso figuring out my evening! | 1 |
Good morning all you beautiful people | 1 |
@fajarjasmin hey... I made Sop Daging Betawi.. dunno if it fits with noodle tho' | 1 |
No storm Must've just passed by. | 0 |
@Icewhole Is your site down? I can't access my page | 0 |
@pandemicz yes | 1 |
@missgiggly Loving the pastels!!! | 1 |
@lisayee Scary stuff on the Metro. | 0 |
@tams77 Considering he should appreciate "family"...I luv my gay men, don't get me wrong, but smetimes they don't approve of us screw em! | 0 |
Finally going to leave. Good riddance. Too bad I have to come back. | 0 |
there's like 9 to 8 days left of school and i cant wait!!!! | 1 |
you left us of your list @friedbeef 11 Really Strange but Cool URL Shortening Tools http://bit.ly/IOFaz | 0 |
@andeezyROOLZ daniel said you dont have to schedule anything, just walk in. yeah. ALOT aha. ill most likely fail cause i cant remember :p | 1 |
I'm having such terrible Mountain Dew cravings right now oi, @feelline, bring me some or i'll cry. Don't think i'm joking, either. | 0 |
My dog, Walter, suffers from separation anxiety. Anyone know how to deal with this? He whines when I'm not there. The neighbors hate me. | 0 |
revising ict why do you hate history daisy, how was the exam? x | 0 |
taken the caravan to west Wales for the weekend - official tryout before Glasto | 1 |
yay new boy in my life | 1 |
I will watch new moon.but first on january. | 0 |
I finally have that psychologists' appointment today, but I don't feel like talking. BTW I got a B in my geography finals | 1 |
So sleepy up at 8 this morning, blah! Screw the noises from my bathroom! Gonna hit the mall today ayayayaayy finally ;D | 0 |
@Theresa_Meyers Theresa: You're quite welcome I hope you have an AWESOME day | 1 |
@Ashalee22 nothing cures mine. i've tried everything. i just have to let them happen. | 0 |
no longer going to costa rica but now i am going to australia! | 0 |
is bummed upon hearing that a friend of his will be moving out of CA. Thankful for their friendship and openness. circumstances suck | 0 |
@cocotteloup Morning Feeling better today? Haha loved that "Beer/Chocolate Kingdom" thingy. So true of course. Oh how I miss it!!!!!!!!! | 1 |
@KourtneyKardash @perezhilton @KhloeKardashian @KimKardashian TO HELP PROMOTE YOUR SHOW I MADE IT! http://beta.twiddeo.com/8a3!! | 1 |
@fjordaan @magicdave2009 Amazon.co.uk customer service is great within certain parameters. Move out of those and you're in trouble. | 0 |
@joelcomm Twitter Power - Great book at a great time. | 1 |
has got her self in a mighty mess and is hence very unhappy at this moment in time | 0 |
hmmm...done takin' a bath..haha...its so cold...gonna play restaurant city..hehe | 1 |
Is at her last youth group. wow this flewwwww by. | 0 |
Finally going to bed!!! tomorrow's going to be another looong day!! I wanna sit and do nothing at all, maybe on thursday! =P hehe | 1 |
@NickCV he never did! But I didn't know the words | 0 |
2 weeks!!!! | 0 |
... how the fuck does a valet lose one key off your chain?!?! wsoat stupid ilounge | 0 |
@aflevitt my pops is a park ranger for California state parks. not sure what's gonna happen. He might end up in Colorado. Boo!!! | 0 |
Our thoughts go out to the families of the Air France jet currently missing | 0 |
loving the sun! | 1 |
super excited... hope the week goes fast!!! gotz to get packin after work! | 1 |
Troubleshooting hasn't arrived at a successful conclusion - higher than expected gaseous hydrogen leak. Shuttle launch scrubbed | 0 |
Is it true.. Drunk chicks are horny? sucks I don't drink or go to "bars" | 0 |
just got pulled for the 6th time....inspection and registrations out but failed my last inspection..need new tires and two other things | 0 |
<-------------- Has VERY bad luck. **sigh** | 0 |
olive garden with seth | 1 |
GOODMORNING!! | 1 |
does not wish to study | 0 |
huh, neighbors must have twitter because the barking & asthmatic dog is now inside for the first time all day | 1 |
@petewentz I'm a cancer. Suprise me | 1 |
@kastner heh, that's how I parses it at first but from context I don't think it was | 0 |
@bethofalltrades i feel frustrated too... Too bad i have no one to tickle with | 0 |
Re-reading study notes for this stupid E-Business exam tomorrow morning. It's going to be lame I can tell | 0 |
will free herself from distractions. except her phone. (LOL) @patgonz reply to meee! http://plurk.com/p/12msef | 0 |
yooo why am i still up?!! work in the morning i'm trying to tell myself, "go to sleep ju".. but it just ai'nt workingg. new apartment | 0 |
@Chells yup! It could be like going camping!! Wow hope this gets to be put together! We will of course help just let us know!! | 1 |
@TeamSupreme Lol yeah it probably does! But i go back to 100% media...which is like a holiday to me! And thanks for that | 1 |
Just realized the video recording of my sermon has no audio! Wonder if I can synchronize the track from the audio recording? | 0 |
love dont forget!it really seems like u mean it, siiiiiiiiick haha sorry, i now u dont now me im such a pain in the butt,sorry, @ddlovato | 1 |
I want a subscription to New Scientist magazine. Too bad it costs $72 a year. | 0 |
Who's makin' Pittsburgh look like a bunch of pansies? | 1 |
Threads are stupid | 0 |
Cornify mission for today: Making 3 people smile | 1 |
watching a movie | 1 |
On my way to church. Yipeee | 0 |
@tommcfly I'm watching Star Wars too. if it's the same channel, will get the episode III on later. sorry bad english. xx | 1 |
wow I totally got cheated on for 2 months. . . sucks | 0 |
tired of running to the hosp 20 times a day! here i go once more | 0 |
Oh I bought such wonderful things for my party so excited!!! | 1 |
Not able to sleep and my phone is about to die. I wish it could just be morning so we could go for another liquor run already. | 0 |
Its not 9am and I am sweating. | 0 |
I think I am going to throw up | 0 |
drunken grilling is the fucking best. and l word memories with dana | 0 |
@Adamfyre well it would be good as either! | 1 |
So the acai berry and raw cold pressed cacao together make one heck of a couple #Superfood http://bit.ly/3XXpdc #antioxidants galore! | 1 |
My stomach hurts | 0 |
On planet social media, days are 36 hours long | 1 |
@prettyporsh I wanted us to go rollerscating by the beach today but the weather sucks | 0 |
On da net 2 c wat movies a playn hmmmm i feel lyk watchn scary movies | 1 |
i can't believe that my girl is amost done her first year of school!! | 0 |
@chrisricho dammit! I went to this stupid show instead... Waste of time ahh well!! Live and learn! | 0 |
@MicheleBell21 He just does so much for me and he's leaving to CA for a new job and my heart breaks everytime I think about it. | 0 |
studying for class tonight | 0 |
Stonebridge for snac with the youth ! | 1 |
@BahamaMama_1 i slept till 10 as well i never do that! | 0 |
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