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I don't want tomorrow
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@ThisIsRobThomas I just love your tweets....you are freakin' fabulous! Enjoy your day!
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@lukephillips aww thanks so much. yeh i have a paypal
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today is a day i'm not really sure what i'm doing.. poo its not raining any more i like to watch the rains
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touche' Jack... "Veterans" http://tinyurl.com/lz3m7d treasure spot detecting relic
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Heading to the cruise terminal. I can text til 7 or 8 tonight, so do it 450 4917 !
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@MzLoveJones omg are you starting today?? good luck! i'll be here for support
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listening http://bit.ly/sB1uD Katy sounds like Taylor Swift!!!!
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PBA UPDATE FINAL SCORE ALASKA 76 GINEBRA 75
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R won't be in today. Boooooooo! Now I'm sad. I haven't seen her since Thursday.
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noo, popcorn is the menu today
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@rebeccaholder can`t wait for them to strike.. I wonder if anybody in the country will even notice? #royalFAIL
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Anyone going to Austin Stone at 5 or 7? My car is in the shop
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last day off... back to work tomorrow
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wants to cry.. this sunburn hurts!!!
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@epicturtle lmaoooo!!! O kay
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Want toast and jam! No bread though
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I need a break from Facebook so effective immediately, I resign myself from the world of Facebook
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@loweryc I love your taste in music
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@emma_zero Hey thanks! EVERYONE FOLLOW THIS PERSON NOW #followfriday
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day off work, but cant do anything as sick, thats so unfair!!!! i would do baking but shopping is tonight... what to do
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@bobbyllew Lister and Kryten Live for One Night Only!
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god this headache wont fuck off, im dying! little man with the jackhammer in my head, go away please
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I was invited to one of my student's birthday party! Too cute! Too bad I couldn't make it!
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@lotusli so many apps , and getting bery confused
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Hi everyone.
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I need a product that keeps my hair curly Not frizzy woolly mammoth mess
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The Sims 3 is out, you'll never know how terribly excited that makes me. I'ts sad
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turns out I have an infection, no swine flu! Had to get a jab in the butt though and have to have another tomorrow.
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http://bit.ly/PmvRY I Want David to Be No.1 Too.
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@lomografieur hello!!! How are you? Great to hear from you
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needs a massage.. can't move my right arm too good
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@calikiks where are youuu! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever
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@JulienEdwards hates blueberries & grasshoppers [ RIP Jeffery ] But 1 thing he does like is curly afros; he's tryna rock my style! LMAO!
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im offically addicted to sims3. I don't wanna leave dads house
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just got a few final grades back. definitely just earned a degree in religion. surprisingly proud of myself for once.
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Google is looking very good with the temporary tetrist image, happy birthday tetris
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@DonniesCupcake You still have a week girl! Take it easy, just breathe!
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In other news...Rob Pattinson is no longer single... I'm devastated
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Sorry. Will take grumpy self away: no point snarling in public. Wish wasn't so busy living own sermon illustration re Spirit leaking away
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in a proper good mood
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@lesjumelles85 That sounds fun! I wish I had siblings to do stuff with
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C'mon People!!! The tenth person to follow me will get a sub from me and 3 of my friends
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@KirstenJ77 good morning!
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Hello world
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@jonasbrothers http://twitpic.com/5cmep - *-* THANK YOU SOO MUCH, JONAS. This careful attention will be reward May 24 D Love you ?
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@melaclaro our dogs didn't act diff when earthquake hit either. BUT, they were in kitchen watching hubby make a sandwich
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I don't feel well and @andrewmurderface isn't pampering me wah
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@ewanmcdowall me too! I got it twice, too
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@kellbot I tried to grow basil and it all died.
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@PapaLazarou I won none of the monitors I was bidding on for the table
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Processing 3:2 pulldown takes way too long.
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Drinking my cup of joe since I cannot go to sleep
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@ian_tor
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@WWEJoeyStyles nice... real nice. Used to be a big fan of yours.
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italy in exactly 1 month!
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i am not dating liam! we have a kissing scene on the beach today im just working not a bad job huh? haha
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@misspearlygates i watched bone and watching castle now too
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@BrathAttack And you didn't even invite me.
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@JonasAustralia hehehes im watchingg masterchef right now... likee you wanna know =.=
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Taking a break from all the housework. Found another roach. Big fucking thing, too.
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@blackkinkyproud thats what we like to hear. Forget washing the dirty laundry lets just air it in public instead - mmmm
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@superEd86 Good luck
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hreat day. partyyyy later
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@JeepNaked Tonight is our last night in StL. Probably not gonna be able to make it out
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@mzmraz you're sick?
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Very good service from Microsoft while repairing the consoles, they send emails at every step to keep you aware, nice job
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Oh no. Hot room + rain = skylight dilemma #firstworldproblems
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My SKY+ HDD just died shame theres no BackupExec for SKY. had to rebuild and lost all content. That USB port would be handy if it worked
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James has lost his appetite it breaks my heart to see him being bone skinny
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Man..so tired but still need to be at work place
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@MGiraudOfficial I'm sorry to tell you this, but I don't think you're gonna be doing much of that anymore...
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watched gran torino last night - it was awesome, funny, sad and exciting clint eastwood is legend
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GOODNIGHT FOLKS...I WAS PLEASED WITH MY DAY
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@BusTheProducer ummmmmmmmms I don't know!
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@jlbooth Wow! Yes you did! I'm going to school for elementary education...one day I'll have a really cool job too :-D
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feeling veryy awkward....it was a cold or very bitter meeting
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midterms tomorrow i need to start studying!!!
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@rrrrrroza i warned you that you get fat once you get married! happens to the best of us!
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@Wossy See, now, I read the book several times before seeing the movie. In terms of visuals it's stunning but was disappointed as a whole
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OK - I recoded the 20 Angel Central tracks. Will put them back up Monday. Why? Scared of PIMPSPACE!! doo doo doo doo twilite zone
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Ugh. Suprise trip to Shelton. Afta school.
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I need to do my homeworks buf
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can't wait to see the New Moon trailer!!!
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@IlanBr LOL crap you know i didn't even think about that. haha, it's ok i deal with enough spammers already
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ah just got out of the shower now another day of school :p
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@danielr23 meow! how are you?
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i could sleep in my car... this shit is effing comfortable http://bit.ly/Ert1S
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i really let this nigga get to me. im sittin up here takin shots.smh thats not like me i gotta get my "fuck niggaz" attitude back!
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@KOLsweetie hell yeah! Belgian beer is the bomb!! :p
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HA! I did it. Awesome. I'm gonna use that when in Europe.
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show tonight with THE PRESENT (nyc, producer of animal collective, panda bear, born ruffians) @ THEE PARKSIDE in SF. 8pm 21+ sorry
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Off work.. Maybe we should go out
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I'm coming to the end of my Bond marathon. Sad now.
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@KristenjStewart @RobPattinson_ hey rob y kris! i just wanna say that youre the most important to me in the world. i love you so much!!!
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Given up on PDF parsing
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watching the virgin suicides with sarah and amy
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@dantemarshall friends that dont include me since u didnt wanna come see me in the rain tearsssss
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wish me luck guys, off to comp now :S got butterflys. and an empty tummy LOL shall get some chips there ;) @boonTING get well soon - ilux
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Oh no! My voice is missing. hopefully I'll find it before my aunts bday celebration. Happy birthday
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