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Yay for getting pink eye again! #whyme
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@user LOOL from the guy with multiple twitter handles
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If loose lips sink ships, then loose tweets sink fleets. ? (@ NASNI Theatre in Coronado, CA)
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@user @user I honestly haven't a clue. I'd hope there were some since the surveillance cams I've seen show barely anything
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@user Loughton.. And some in Basildon what about u?
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Youve got to just love the efficiency @user two-day service! #7DayService #prioritymail #hahahaha
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No reply day! I mean, week!|#Happiness
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I'm pretty sure this bad boy is worth at least 6 stokes per round! #dreamon @ 913 miranda place
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Twitter slams Austin Strange Fruit PR firm, spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching
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Happens Every day.
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I just love working on Christmas and spending it alone 6 hours away from my family!
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Drawing with my little girl... Still can't believe she can draw this good!!!! #drawing #daughter...
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On my TL I see a Somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if you're a Somerholic to see how many are there.also i'm not allowed
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It seems that Erdogan sends his best regards to the EU
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It's too bad all this is happening to #TheInterview, it looks like a really good movie.
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Finally went to the doctor and feeling so much better.
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I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis. #OneTreeHill this story is sad,thrilling and confusing. But I love it!😍
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Another day just livin the dream #needmoremoney
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waking up congested/not being able to breathe is a great feeling. 😑
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@user Being doing projects for university all day! My life is sooooo interesting
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@user wtf where did you go
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@user Yeah no I'm still laughing. It's not even that funny and I'm still laughing
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Sitting in this hall is fun!!😒
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I may or may not be obsessed with the grinch 😏
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@user can you please book one of these appointments for me and tell me what happens?
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MORON, no one has ever said a ball is square #STRAWMAN @user @user
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Photo: #Say it loud say it #proud! #Nope #never! a quitter and will never #be... #always #winning even...
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lol has his website been suspended again? @user @user
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@user like a group of unsuccessful idiots who can't even manage to scrounge up a quarter? That's pretty cool I guess Chris
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Who accepts this challenge? Who's Next? Ends Soon. Be A Ten Executive & Founding Member.
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I love math, I'm so amped for my final like 7 hours from now. I hardly studied for it. #IBeenDoingIntegralsSinceThe5thGrade 😄😜😂😣😰😫😖
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@user @user but she was white!.IOW guilty of racism by fact of skin color.#Ferguson taught me that.
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@user @user @user @user @user @user
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@user @user really? My respect for feminist/womens movements is through the roof. !
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don't knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair "inspires" them! im just living they same you are dude
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Hi Orgabeh, so we meet again. I think you're my soulmate. 😍 zzzzZzz 😫 #patience
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#finalsweekgotmelike Ugh. Make it stop. #finals #finalsweek #EWU
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Can't wait until this weekend is over...then no more Xmas parties!!!!!! #HateSchmoozing
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@user claims the man was peaceful, when he was violating HR of orientation. making a free speech argument over an HR issue.
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Absolutely appalling service once again from @user Can't wait for the rise in fares next month #excuses #joke
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@user and a strut to boot
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@user nice, lazy search in google scholar couldn't find a free copy - openaccess for the win
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I love when this happens
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Just noticed that I crossed 500 followers in past month. Guys, I hope you enjoy the sarcasm b/c we all know my value added is nil
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The things I see in Bath & Body Works #WorstOutfit Cute #WTF
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#But #It8217s #Matters #Size #Style #That #wedding|Please RT:
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Coin ! erraji: " ZeeGingaNinja: because it seems that some people here need this clarification #sydneysiege ...
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They decided 2 change King's trunks 2 gold, his logos 2 green & his tights to blue. How creative. .
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Thank you for all your Retweets @user #TopForm
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@user Great job on reporting on a mentally unstable man and calling him "drug crazed"
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Thanks for the AWESOME support on our #instagram page. Much appreciated. #women #motivation #rolemode
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@user *kisses you cheek* that's enough. im not a love bot.
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Oracle on Windows 2000. This should be fun!
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Just booked me and my back a massage with @user @user hopefully stop it groaning over crimbo 👍🎅🎁🎅
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@user tis the season for unwanted gifts!
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I love being unappreciated
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Sometimes I can make funny comments #boyfriend #text #justgothomefromdinner #smiles #funny #lovehim
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What an amazing start to the weekend! #ohgoditsfridayagain
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Sinking my teeth in to why the SPS failed in VT
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I would have never hired Trestman. RT @user I would fire Trestman tonight.
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I'm hungover and I'll end up staying up until 4 :'(
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2014 was the year @user and I became Lords 👑 #watchthelordman
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Feel bad, confused over NY cop controversy. That one is on camera. @user brown @user so clear #Love your neighbor
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Marked as to-read: Becassine Pendant La Grande Guerre by Caumery
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Love that I can count on people.
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Last day of school it was so much fun but not much people came. what a shocker
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Headed to Huntsville, TX this afternoon. Try to contain your jealousy.|
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I was wrong when I thought I will find a way that doesn't lead 2 you
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Fun at @user #Basics4Babies Day @user on Sunday: Ask Travis Lulay to get his face painted like Tony The Tiger #worthashot
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Fucked up. in the mood at all
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#Blame #Bad #Luck, #Genes #as #Cause #of #Most #Cancer #Types. Here's #Why: Heredity and environmental factors...
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doing mental calculations and realizing that your chances of passing a module are slim to none is fantastic
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I don't know why it's so fun, but it is. cx I could probably think and find out, but yeah. No. xD
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@user yay another outage in less than 8 hours. Keep up the good work!
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#Forever #Young, Forever #Out, Forever in #our #hearts. |#RIP #PhillipJoelHughes. @user @user
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Half the world is starving, the other half is struggling to lose weight! | #SickWorld
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what a good time to start voting again #BestNewArtist Fifth Harmony
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In case somebody breaks in our apartment 🔪😵
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Lol, who throws middle fingers up in pictures anymore? Oh, you're bad.
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Thanks @user for taking down <3 We all love you for this <3
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I'm not going to survive today w/o breaking down in tears at least twice and possibly passing out. All nighter @user library was a bad idea.
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I seriously loveeeee how much you care
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One season down 8 togo! #OneTreeHill
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@user @user neither can I, I'm gonna have an ambulance pre-booked gorj💜💜💜
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: Entertaining journalists collecting facts about annoying dentists. #Entertaining=#Annoying #FactAboutDentist
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@user time to hit the books then
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I don't understand why anyone watches these bowl games. They don't matter. Great, a team outside the top 4 dominated. #dontcare
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@user you guys sure screwed this up royally. I'm happy for Lester, the brain trust over there sucks. #nicejob #LesterToChicago
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Oh crap, Mac shutdown corrupted iPhoto so hours of rebuild ahead, so might as well eat and drink! #FestiveFattyBumBum
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Remember when I ran 14 miles on 90 min of sleep this summer? I've got a 14+ hour day on about two hours of sleep. This'll be fun.
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Being on #socialmedia is already pretty good, but they also master of irony... Do we tell them?
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@user @user hahaha u talk abt policies..just check delhi dialogue page..are u from another gola lol
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Bacon. That's all. That's the tweet.
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@user could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha
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Peshawar school massacre: Pak must know their greater enemy is terrorism, not India.#Peshawarattack
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Indian Urdu Daily Advocates Murdering Apostates After Extremist Hindu Groups Convert Muslims: The First...
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Duale seeking 'protection to be heard' when the proposed security bill will trample the basic rights of his pple and their freedom
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@user 10 HOUR CAR RIDE AND I CANT SLEEP IN CARS YAYAAYAYAYAYAY. have fun bff!
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Love being called into work on my morning off after not even 6 hours of sleep. #thanks #splitshift
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SEC crew doing some quality officiating in the penn state game. . How do you miss that terrible block in the back?
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