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Hanging out with my niece all day 😂😜 jokes
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A voice of reason crying in the wilderness of hysteria. via @user
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I didn't know the story of Noah had transformers in it. Man the modern biblical tale killsssss it. #whatarethelivingrockpeoplefor
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@user bruhh I just saw a license plate that had the letters FDB 😂
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Yay I love being awake at 5 in the morning 😀🔫
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Wow writing 3 reviews on 3 concerts I didn't attend is exactly what I want to be doing right now instead of sleeping
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it was RT @user @user how is that a spoiler alert? Haven't so called 'experts' predicted him as being the winner?
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Bored? Check out> @user newest article - each word is linked to a ridiculous website! Try it out!
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These Student Athletes Really Picked The Wrong Class To Cheat In via @user
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@user is it squirt or squat?
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What is the most important thing that you should do today? -- Breathe.
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@user when dad calls me by this name 😏 we often go into a fight .. You want a fight ? 😏
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Yeah nice hair babes 😂😂
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I literally have plans every night my entire vacation.
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i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting
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@user worst mobiles in india. Every 1 looks the same. Every model hangs from 4th day onwards. #samsung #recommended
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I love hearing people's explanations about the dating world in America in the library while I am studying
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Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! deanbcfc: WasAlRahman this is a question I ask myself everyday ...
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One day is day..lemme console myself with blunt
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On page 35 of 357 of Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett
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Church sign of the day: How would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you? 🙊 #StoleEm #TheReasonForTheSeason
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Whoops. Didn't know I had to live up to other people's expectations instead of mine. Let me just fix that. #sorrynotsorry #soz
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you're so sweet
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glad to just find out we had a quiz due yesterday and I didn't even know thanks for the notification blackboard
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@user @user real tough to whoop dungeys ass
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Contemplating responding to @user tweet saying "what remains of their pride" but not sure how well that will go down
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@user Oh funny. I saw that crowd! We were just there for dinner.
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Thank God the #Knicks re-signed Carmelo. #TheBullsCanHaveHim
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I love not being able to sleep right now.
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If BJPee hv balls ,do dare to lift ristrictions 2mro ahead of Modi's #Kashmir visit,Kashmiris wl show u how much thy love #Modi.|
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@user @user Junior got a rim shot for a 'rim job' joke.
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@user @user ikr!! This is not a true Battlefield game! :/|.|.|.|.||
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I fell asleep posting my last post.
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Successful morning doing my essay... #ChristmasShopping
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@user he def came out the closet on that AND 1 dunk #rudygay
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Casper the friendly ghost on 2 levels! #thingsmichelleobamathinksareracist
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I'll do it tomorrow is a dangerous way to live
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@user @user LoL its not that bad, budwieser is bad, its like drinking water from the tap...
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Go go Power Rangers! #f2xmasparty
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@user Nah, I don't think he says 'f*ck' enough on that album! #angryman #oldschool
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@user see |#FOLLOWME |#FOLLOWNGAIN |#TEAMTOFOLLOW|#TEAMFOLLOWBACK ||RETWEET & GAIN FOLLOWERS.
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That's me, the infamous pepper shaker replacer.
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Sony pulled a movie bc we're scared of a country that can't even keep its lights on at night? Even motel 6 can do better than that. #Zing
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@user yes mother as you wish
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In case you haven't heard, this is happening - #WingedWarriors -
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@ Speakeasy
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#np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music Of Dying On Your Birthday by #Senses Fail from the #album: #Let It E...
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The #AdvancedWarfare campaign was only 6 hours -_-|PS: It's still better than BF4's campaign tho (that I didn't finish) :p
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I love working for an hour and not getting paid for it
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One things for sure IMA make y'all folks remember me.
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you know what would make break 1000000x times better?||not having practice.
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Like u go to Williamsville east ur parents hand u money but ur so much better than everyone else hahaha
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Finding it quite funny that Gillette Soccer Saturday on Sky are complaining that there aren't enough games on at 3pm Saturday
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@user but it has to be fake!! Where are all the stars??
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My luck just keeps getting better and better
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Affiliate Marketing blog post on the way but in the meantime some tips from the experts: #howitworks #marketingnewbie
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@user Merry Christmas to all at topspin monkeys! Hope you have great holidays and are ready to train for the New Years! X
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That moment you drop your phone right after your kid gives you a case for Xmas but before it's actually opened and put to use.
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#Law&OrderSVU where rappers go to act
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Been the problem, actually. RT @user @user tough road trip. cant win em all but coaching has not been strong.
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Taking a final then going straight to work. I'm just peachy about it.
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@user @user Well that's a completely well reasoned and thought out argument. You've changed my mind!!! #Ferguson
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Yups sarcasm and wine! #winelover 😊💁
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Each snooze button is more tempting than the last 😴🆘
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Crime figures: true picture may be worse than feared, says think-tank report | via @user Surprised?
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I cut my dominant tweeting finger on the milo tin. But as you can see, I'm a survivor.
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#pick #up #linez to use|Boy:When u smile its like the sun|Girl:Awe|Boy:because ur teeth are so yellow|;)
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To be fair, DeBlasio only asked #BlackLivesMatter folks to stop protesting until the post-funerals. So police protesting him is cool.
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Got to play w dogs last night!
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I'm really talkative at night but no one is up to talk
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@user oh my fingers stick together
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So that went well
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I have plans. I feel sick. What a surprising turn of events.
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@user Feds doing studies of gays as if they are a different species. Add word lesbian before your study and double your grant $$.
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The ER sucked tonight ... Urgent Care tomorrow .... YAY #fml #ugh
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Because, progress... #AnEyeForAnEye , #PeshawarAttack #Taliban... Surely this will bring peace and justice?
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So excited for the Christmas party with the snobby side of my fammm
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Extending trade and not telling the people about the extended trade. Best idea ever!
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Only thing missing now is a session at the gym... Want to do every body part though and CV! #possible
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FNC is likely either repeating the same stuff over & over, @user @user @user @user @user @user @user
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@user Hey, now. Her profile says "I Heart Jesus" so she can't be all bad. @user @user
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Christmas shopping on 2hrs sleep is going to be fun!!!!!
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On a good note, only 49 more days until #Scandal. 😢😢
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Blackpool today for an interview. the weather for the beach
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Bummer ending... But what a fun game and season. #Gophers
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I hate babysitting when I'm sick because all I wanna do is sleep but I can't 😔
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@user Penguins cancel morning skate, which was an optional, due to icy road conditions."
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@user @user No, it's secured by the Cartels so that they can charge huge sums of money for illegals to cross into the US.
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3rdeye Brand Has Designed The Accessory For Your Easy To Carry And Comfortable
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Cool to know I have people I can talk to when having a shit night.
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If you gon' judge people who drink and blaze FOH Go choke on some foreskin
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Today has been a blast
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2014 can't end fast enough! Stupid dead battery.
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The oh-so-classy [] @user also belittled the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge in his disgusting little video.||#NotInMyWallet
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@user why yes, because being some man's property is such a privilege @user #ironagethinking
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Reading about Barack Obama in the Barack #Obama plaza #moneygall oh the
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@user @user @user @user #GamerGate , now with weaponized Ninjas. we trained with Assasins Creed.
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@user I'm so persuasive lol
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Explosions! Nicely done. Apparently, the Joker & I have a lot in common. That's...disconcerting. #Batman #StarTrek
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