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@user I liked .. Don't regret anything that made you smile... Ha ha | 0 |
Spider Web Lace Chemise|With lined underwire cups, strappy open back, and adjustable straps and... | 0 |
Gotta love when you shake someone's hand and they shiver... It's official, I have death hands and it is now winter! #coldhandswarmheart | 1 |
Sysdig Cloud - The Fascinating World of Linux System Calls < reminds me of my Solaris dtrace days in early 2000's | 0 |
Can anyone tell iv been uploading items onto depop today lol #lotsofdepopuploaded | 1 |
Tomorrow will be a great day... | 1 |
Those that are #BritishRoyalty should Not presume #Titles or do any #PublicDuties | 0 |
Air Passenger Duty for under 12s to be abolished. AT LAST! Something to help the homeless and impoverished! #AutumnStatement | 1 |
Why does Zayn look like a Spanish flamingo dancer | 0 |
@user @user better bust out my aluminum hat!!!! #chemtrailsdontexist #growup | 1 |
@user a ghostwriter? Shocked... | 1 |
@user yeah. I hated it. :) | 0 |
..what a great start to my day | 1 |
@user that's funny | 1 |
Getting ready to ship surplus ink cartridges out to Nunavut communities- yup that's a great use of time/resources! #sofulfilled | 1 |
Looking forward to doing my 4 page essay tonight 😋 seems like fun | 1 |
It is so rewarding to work in a place where the teachers and students have been reduced to nothing but numbers and test scores. | 1 |
The of how worst films become must see #films: | 1 |
Florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed #Florida #TarponSprings #TampaBay | 0 |
I believe it is about #indoctrination & religious indoctrination either; but indoctrination into the future groups of #Lefties. | 0 |
@user @user I accept him the way he is... | 0 |
Had a nice 3 hour nap. Picking up my Chinese take-out and set to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy @user I added water chestnuts to my dinner | 0 |
When your is so advanced people actually think you are #stupid.. | 1 |
@user @user accordng 2 lawyrs, evidence supported both sides, could hav supportd many differnt scenarios, warranting indictment | 0 |
When one ear breaks on your headphones it's so frustrating! #today | 0 |
I keep telling my friends I'm busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just can't stop | 1 |
🇫🇴🇱🇱🇴🇼 THIS:|#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||You get paid for posting!|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 | 0 |
@user @user and how many animals does peta kill every year.|#hypocrisy #idiots|might want to point CID inward! | 1 |
House adjourned again. With this pace, dont expect the ache din to come to Parl n u cnt blame d Modi Govt fr this #RajyaSabha | 0 |
you have no argument because you're insane|@RBRNetwork1 @user @user @user @user @user | 0 |
So glad all that voting was put to good use! | 1 |
How much more stupid can people get..? | 0 |
I love that my body can't handle school stress and makes me physically sick. | 1 |
i just loveee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun... 💩 | 1 |
But nooooo we have religious freedoms, no one ever gets controlled or oppressed by a dominant religion | 1 |
Just walked #Frodo's path from #LOTR in #LOTRO ...geek quota for the week is already met :-p Here's the start... | 0 |
Q: What is slower than Pakistan batting?|A: PTCL Evo #pakvnz | 0 |
Oh the @user .@David_Cameron You would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle | 1 |
@user @user good old JK landing people in trouble again, ffs William i thought you were more savvy than that | 1 |
@user stuff press write about it literally ridiculous!Would it be harsh to point out the lack of literacy here? #ghostwriter | 1 |
I need my own pillow to fall asleep mymalsh | 0 |
@user But still bothers me that I see now follow up report. | 0 |
Physical therapy at 8 am is just what I want to be doing with my Friday #iwanttosleep | 1 |
@user @user I'd prefer the slew of #Ferguson protestors across the US...they stop traffic shut dwn bridges | 0 |
@user @user Paul believes Rubby, Webster, Kelly, etc. are bad players based on '15 projections. I believe in their upside. | 0 |
#Arizona #Court #Of #Appeals #Decides #To #Retry #Milke: Thursday the Arizona Court of Appeals ordered a lower... | 0 |
I'm not really sure how I'm still alive and writing this paper right. Napping instead of sleeping on the weekends isn't cutting it #finals | 0 |
When someone on a conference call talks about "housekeeping items". Grrr. | 0 |
FIND SXY LOV ON YOUR MOBILE >>> #twink #engine #goldenkrust #greensmoothiegirl | 0 |
@user I don't blame you bro, if i was married to @user I too would support Milan 😊 | 0 |
I love when I wake up grumpy #effroommates #yourtooloud #personalalarmclock #notnecessary #bequieter #ugh | 1 |
@user yeh but its still unclear you know. | 1 |
Try to ring @user about a plumbing issue. Her phone goes off upstairs with Super Mario theme tune #retrogaming | 1 |
Video: By @user "@dipmagazine #wifeyseries Drops Today, with #covermodels @user and... | 0 |
JFK BAGGAGE IDIOTS ACCUSED OF STEALING SHIT RIGHT OUTA YOUR LUGGAGE!|SHOCKED?|UMMMM SO |THEY HIRE MORONS!|PUT THE ARMY IN THERE! | 1 |
Its a marshmallow world in the winter 🎶 #getthisoutofmyhead | 0 |
What a shock. Duke Johnson is hurt in an important game. #canes | 1 |
Rants about being pregnant and judged for buying a bottle of wine. Poses weekly for belly pics in front of wine rack. or #fail ? | 0 |
Ready to conquer the day😜 @user #leavemealonemom #my2fave❤️#bahhumbug | 1 |
Waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 Nov 2015 wtvr Night at the museum 3 #mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs | 0 |
@user Goal of the Season 1970: GOAL 1. Jon Sammels #ARSENAL vs #manutd @user @user | 0 |
Used my brains and stopped drinking at 8 and been on the tea feeling sober and good.. Bring on tomorrow 😘😘 | 0 |
go subscribe @user on youtube for good music | 0 |
Planned on an early night last night.. Oh yaa course that happened.. #gotinterupted | 1 |
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 21)' badge on @user | 0 |
@user Those who failed to develop hair on their bald hear are talking abr development | 1 |
But someone selling a pack of cigarettes gets a death penalty #EricGarner | 1 |
Free chocolates and free delivery with all flower orders from Bunches. | 0 |
I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU FOR FOLLOWING. Your own decision. | 0 |
I feel she didn't love me :/ :( :( #im #ok | 0 |
Drinking an 925 IPA by @user @ Ground Control -- #photo | 0 |
Quel domage RT @user No Canada: Bills in TO series, which was a colossal flop, has been cancelled #CFL #NFL | 1 |
Abraham was actually from modern day Iraq (Ur of the Chaldea) @user @user | 0 |
@user which one is more disturbing dan? Tickling an elf's🍆 or biting it..... #philisinnocent 😁🔫 | 1 |
@user @user haha that's cool! I had a feeling I'd need a considering the actual racist comments. Keep up the good fight ;) | 0 |
@user @user Let the Western bastards bank accounts freeze in the dark! #seewhatidid #readpeople | 1 |
FALSE, slavery was based on economics, @user @user @user @user @user @user | 0 |
@user Can U Help?||More conservatives needed on #TSU + get paid 4 posting stuff like this!||YOU $ can go to | 0 |
Just walked in to #Starbucks and asked for a "tall blonde" Hahahaha #irony | 1 |
#NOT GONNA WIN | 0 |
@user He is exactly that sort of person. Weirdo! | 0 |
So much #sarcasm at work mate 10/10 #boring 100% #dead mate full on #shit absolutely #sleeping mate can't handle the #sarcasm | 1 |
Corny jokes are my absolute favorite | 0 |
People complain about my backround pic and all I feel is like "hey don't blame me, Albert E might have spoken those words" #sarcasm #life | 1 |
@user @user Darn, my sock joke needs fixing? | 0 |
if Christian expects Fifa to sleep in my bed with me tonight, he's wrong 👿 | 0 |
People who tell people with anxiety to "just stop worrying about it" are my favorite kind of people #not #educateyourself | 1 |
Most important thing I've learned in school | 0 |
#OrionLaunch underway - yeah! #Orion | 0 |
I love context and large ensemble Fridays!!!!! Der my most favourite #Sarcasm #GetTheFuckOut | 1 |
Oh boy... @user in the house. Warm up the DJ booth @user | 0 |
LIAR, i've never denied the 532 murders in Chicago in 2012 @user @user @user @user @user | 0 |
Always classy, never trashy and just a little sassy. | 0 |
you believe you can say something, provide no proof and its a fact, WRONG @user @user | 0 |
@user #Not #Long To Go #Before #MainStream #Media #Pitch. #Surgery #follows #with #me #using #Prototype #demonstrating #real #situation.Phil | 0 |
@user Re: Jamie Grace has Tourette's? Thanks for sharing. I'm about to research her & post my tribute to this Young lady Gospel singer | 0 |
@user Guess they didn't get the memo reg non-nuclear Baltic sea #sarcasm | 1 |
Exam na jud. Merry christmas. ||#Sarcasm|#KillUsSlowly | 1 |
The definition of #IRONY would be if a 77-year-old rapper went #viral and took #BITCOIN mainstream. Maybe only way #babyboomers will buy in. | 1 |
Pretty excited about how you gave up on me. File Under: #sarcasm | 1 |
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