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May not have hung out with you as much as some people, but every time we did it was a blast! You...
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@user the #USA is #NOT a #Democracy. The #USA is a #Republic from of #Goverment! Do you #Know #what the #Pledge of #Allegiance say's?
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I blame my mom. Mother of the Year #sarcasm
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Pulling my books out to prepare to organize my new bookshelves caused me to forget to bring my book today. #irony
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@user @user To be fair, you didn't use the mandatory #sarcasm hashtag :P
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'I like the hope Jan Ellis writes with, the precision of the prose, and also the #humour and #irony she brings.'
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Girls just wanna have fun#work#not#friends#only#dance#drinks#antennagrouprocks by mariag...
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The Bay Area storm is so big that tons of people's work was canceled today, causing me to be early to mine. #irony #stormageddon
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@user I'm from the UK and I honestly think your a goddess! I love how you speak your mind but have a gentle side. #love #PattiKnows
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Leaving whilst its dark is fun. #not
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@user please note #sarcasm in last tweet before you kill yourself ;) many good pros including @user can show you best usage
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@user my mum to be back with us for Xmas 🎄
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@user Even though @user got more ex-wives than @user majors, I'm happy for that washed-up mess... #Not!! #Blocked
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@user Ucan MAKE MONEY #TWEETING this info w/ new app||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK <-News ||https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7
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Take me tooooo church #not
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A 'republican move' which will 'effectively rob the royals'. Kate's spending 32k on1meal, who is being robbed? #irony
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#obama @user announce special urgent package for #Pakistan .. supported by @user to enhance their fight against obscurantists. #NOT
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@user Shirota Yu and... Inoue Yoshio? He was in Mozart! apparently.
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Looking for quality music check> @user hot record "What About"
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how is it possible that somebody so interesting is also so, so, so boring? #irony #what
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@user Not going this time, we might have a chance! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..... #fuckthat
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@user Minky Wale tail fritter for price of a bijoux flat in Port Talbot.
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.@ibnlive is the first to cut to ads during primetime to proudly announce that they're "putting journalism first". #Irony #NLprimetime
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.@ChrisBrett2 @user @user @user I think it's your white skin. Or "racist DNA". He's a geneticist too, did ya know? #not
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#hi #good #morning #instadaily #snapchat #selfie #comment # #sleep #do #not #wake #up @ Happy
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I JUST WANT TO BE DONE WITH FINALS #4hoursleft
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1 bed flat #ToLet £550 pcm (£127 pw)|Humphrey Middlemore Drive, Harborne, #Birmingham B17|http://t.co/QHYcB5zKEv
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So there used to be a crossfit place here.... #irony #pizzawins
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When I start singing songs from Once More With Feeling to myself while at work... #Buffymusical #stuckinmyhead
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I'm heading off, but need to say this! "Just because I am concerned for my country, and it's people-Does #NOT make me a racist! #Terrorists
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Work hard in silence; let success make the noise.
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@user @user now what has he said/done??
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Watching Alison Jackson's portfolio of work #eurobest2014 seems she's cracked it. Celebrity + stunt = #viral #sarcasm
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Spending the majority of my day in and out of the doctor has been awesome. #sarcasm
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@user - p.s. strong tweet. particularly Horatio's involvement in the matters #bloodlinecontinues xxx
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@user #spnews #yxe I hope you weren't driving when you took that picture. #irony
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My beautiful Belles #3daughters#lucky #me #havefun @ Wicklow 🌁
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@user Yeah thanks for messing me about and then not delivering on the product, i feel really great about how this went down!! #Not #Thanks
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@user aha, but white girl drinks make me 'so so cray tipsy'
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This is definitely me! 😁|#me #sarcastic #sarcasm #ecards #ecard #somecard #tease #funny #lol...
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Christmas alone😊 how nice #not
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work Wednesday-Sunday .. #yay #not #moneytho 😩😭💰😒
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@user Gavy is one rude motherfucker. *Subtweets me* *Calls me a motherfucker* #Irony
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Access to housing is not a fundamental human right, according to Ontario courts: #onpoli #TOpoli #cdnpoli
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@user Been friendzoned too many times in my life, the perks of being the good guy #Sarcasm #Lifeall my life this has happened
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@user You want to see something Irish!!Of all the reasons to be closed 😂😂😂 #irony
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And then my sister should be home from college by time I get home from babysitting. And it's payday. THIS IS A GOOD FRIDAY
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Oh dear, some people don't get #irony 😳
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Yay for Fire Alarms at 3AM #not
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I just drank a healthy, homemade, all fruit smoothie...in a @user beer glass. #irony
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Should I buy these? And become a full time hipster? Lol! #NOT.....
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Just paid $2.59 for gas! #ThanksObama #sarcasm
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You are most welcome! Loved the post :D @user
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Can't take my eyes off you|http://t.co/cKYk9vXewc via @user
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I am so ready for Monday. 🙆 #sarcasm
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@user rollins was so pissed off haha
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@user I do love a chilled night in. Saves having a hangover to😂 thank you hun X
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@user if it got the attention of the smartass to comment that.. Didnt it work anyway?? #irony
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When you're sick and you feel bad for your cells cause they're fighting hard for you. #blessed #appreciative #sarcasm #kinda
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Does this look properly #shaded?? I think #not :-(|#shading #techniques #cube #3d #view #learning #damn I #suck #Sob!
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Company profile FORGET ME NOT PET CEMETERY - #FORGET #ME #NOT #PET #CEMETERY
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@user guys!!! you've just smashed it!! #WhereDoBrokenHeartsGo #XFactorFinal
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i wanna be at home already
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Just realized my last final is tomorrow. FAAAAA-
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@user @user @user @user @user Christian Europe translated Islamic manuscripts #Irony
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Aaaaaand now I've found out that Chrome slows down downloads when the screen saver activates. Just makes me love it more #sarcasm
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The fact that this time next week I'll be getting my wisdom teeth out 😖🙊 #chipmunk
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@user Way to lay out yesterday and put it all on the line #GoodLeader #Sarcasm
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Two years later & gingerbread house making still makes me cry.
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Amar Singh gives A+ rating to the Modi govt but Arun #Shourie says more is said than done in present govt #Irony #Politics
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@user @user @user |Thats a twist|Algorithms to cause more congestion & increase pollution|Too bizarre to be true #not
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@user #sarcasm is a service I offer.
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#PhatSexyAss #Picnic Picnic Porked Tiffany
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I'm absolutely positive that Coaches love it when parents tell them how to coach and run their program. #sarcasm #NOT #sticktoparenting
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Nice touch. All the bar staff in the ground wearing #saintsfc t shirts
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@user trust me it will be out of form Scandinavian reef again to. @user do love @user I see😒🙈 #irony #FCBarcelona #mcfc
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i literally love when someone throw me in at the deep end #irony #tough #life
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Agree with that... #we #are #not #mind #readers #haha||#Repost 9gag ⁰You may think we are, but we are...
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Day ninth December to have a pint at the boars head|#not really still in bed 😊
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Speed cameras in Whipton by village shops. & yes it Takes 5 police officers!! 🚔 #waste #of #money #does #not #take #five #individuals 😂🚨🚓
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Picked an excellent day to get my hair done 😒 #sarcasm
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@user his daughter is painting his toes! That is a parenting WIN in my book.
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Can't say no to that @user try now. Lets go @user we can do this #COYQ
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ABC Takes A Look At "The Turkey Song" by @user - Make It A Classic #Thanksgiving -
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Waking up with a pounding headache is just what I need for this final #sarcasm
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Can always count on you to speak to me on here then delete the messages so It looks like I'm talking to myself. 😒 @user
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Stop by and pick up Alexandra's book with a coupon!
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@user I swear we must be twins
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Some days are just better than others..
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After getting a total of 4 hours of sleep in 2 days, I FINALLY got good sleep last night😁
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Her name is not Superwoman, Wonder Woman, nor Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Women of Excellence
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I didn't realize Boston Coach also operated in Chicago #irony #brands
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@user and that "somebody" thought you were Padoin sister LoL !!! #SarcasmFail
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Once again @user is re writing history re: #CubaEmbargo ! *primal scream* #tcot
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Wow: Look what the NFL Rams player who did "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" pose has been arrested for | via @user #ferguson
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Someone needs to stop me before I kill someone 😡 love waking up in the worst fcking mood #Not
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What to do with that old #motherboard you have laying around. #NOT #guitarpicks
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Joe Cole just casually walking past...
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Am I the only one who finds it very stressful when the #OrionLaunch feed keeps buffering...?!
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@user No ... now someone will start a rumor of $ABBV pricing their HCV drug same or higher than $GILD #sarcasm
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