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[ { "content": "I dumped him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Marlon?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "...As in Mouse?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, not much. I-I got a job.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why are- why are you so tanned?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Well, um.. (Grabs his forehand) You've got plugs!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay..", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Helen Geller? I don't think so.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well? Isn't that amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are we supposed to be seeing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, if you tilt yo...
[ { "content": "(entering) Hi guys!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Since when?", "role": "assistant" }, { "...
[ { "content": "\"So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "\"Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, that was reall...
[ { "content": "I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Relax your hand!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Not so much!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, now try taking a puff.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'miss it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nah, not so much. Alright, now we sm...
[ { "content": "No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's ridiculous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I use.. either thumb?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(carrying a tray of drinks) Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me! (Starts handing them out.) Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced t...
[ { "content": "(leaving to serve others) Good for me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'okay, Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, I haven't worked- It's my bank.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did they do to you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my...
[ { "content": "Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(puling him up) Hey. Whaddya doing?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What is this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And this- is my reward!", "ro...
[ { "content": "All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.", "role": "assistant" }, {...
[ { "content": "No. Not after what happened with Steve.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure th...
[ { "content": "I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Let it go, Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you all promise?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gi...
[ { "content": "Hey. It's him. (On the intercom) Who is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(shouting to Chandler) Chandler! He's here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "C'mon!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And did you notice...? (She spreads her thumb and index finger.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...What shoe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked ma...
[ { "content": "...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What future boyfriends? Nono, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really!", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "The way he makes me feel about myself.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.. how was the game?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well..", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Fantastic! I have one question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, secon...
[ { "content": "Hey, Lizzie.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I brought you alphabet soup.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, \"sometimes y\". Uh, I also have something else for you. (She searches in her purse.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that's fine, no.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I'm fine.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A thumb?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does, um, anyone wanna see?", ...
[ { "content": "It's worse than the thumb!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, this is so unfair!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, why is it unfair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoy...
[ { "content": "...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-I could live without it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, (Imitating Ross) \"you do, do you\"?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Indeed there isn't\"... I should really get back to work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.", "role": "...
[ { "content": "Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know.. it's gonna be really hard.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you have any respect for your body?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bo...
[ { "content": "Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey. Where's Joe...
[ { "content": "And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower) What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all...
[ { "content": "Please, guys, we have to talk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, we have to talk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There it is!", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Is there somebody else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We didn't change..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So that's it? It's over? Just like that?", "ro...
[ { "content": "Are you guys gonna be okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(dubious) I understand.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm, I'm really sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Relieved?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. He could row like a viking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So how'd it go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did he mention us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "(leaving) I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returns...
[ { "content": "Alright. Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what...
[ { "content": "Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Probably kill myself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "..Excuse me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!", "ro...
[ { "content": "How does she do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cannot sleep in a public place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! ...Hi.",...