bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got waaaay too much free time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it ou...
[ { "content": "Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you guys doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joanne) So what's going on with you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "...Poulet passes it up to Leetch! (Passes it to Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We'll take a brief time out w...
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Peach pit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, Bunny?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-Peaches?", "role": "ass...
[ { "content": "So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? Guys, I'm not.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weeeell, it's r...
[ { "content": "(squeezing past people) Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're no...
[ { "content": "You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are just like Jack.", "role": "assista...
[ { "content": "Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pass it! Pass it!", "role": ...
[ { "content": "Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the receptionist)'Scuse me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, how long do you think it'll be?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have a plan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't even have a 'p...
[ { "content": "(miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And-and a power tie?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(staggered) Oh God.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Big Bird's friend.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both...
[ { "content": "Light still out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Maybe they're- napping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, they're having sex.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, whaddya think George is like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think he's shy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.", "role"...
[ { "content": "I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you kidding? The guy's a freak....
[ { "content": "Hi. (He is wearing a piece of steel bandaged to his nose. He tosses some forms onto reception desk.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "You gotta do it, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever(to Chandler)can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...Now that was fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Will you take my place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo! (She grabs the phone and...
[ { "content": "Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even...
[ { "content": "Multiple orgasms!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No plans, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not a one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?", ...
[ { "content": "My god, Angela.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you gonna go over there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That s...
[ { "content": "You look good.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You don't say.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?", ...
[ { "content": "Bob? Who the hell's Bob?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he'...
[ { "content": "(on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's laundry. The thinking through ...
[ { "content": "Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've never ...
[ { "content": "...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Where are they? Where are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "Here we go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, have a good break-up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Janice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(covering) What... did you get me there?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's great.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it was really hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you weren't there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But I saved it. I put my basket on top.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's goin' on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was your basket on top?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but, there were no suds.", "role": "user...
[ { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that's because you're such a sweet, ...
[ { "content": "What's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, have you n...
[ { "content": "(to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How, how did that happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, you and Angela, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinn...
[ { "content": "Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, they're close.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't...
[ { "content": "I'm not fine. Here she comes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait here. Breathe.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How do you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's like a gift.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We should always always break up together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'd like that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got waaaay too much free time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it ou...

[ { "content": "Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...

[ { "content": "Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you guys doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joanne) So what's going on with you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "...Poulet passes it up to Leetch! (Passes it to Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We'll take a brief time out w...

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Peach pit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, Bunny?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-Peaches?", "role": "ass...

[ { "content": "So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? Guys, I'm not.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weeeell, it's r...

[ { "content": "(squeezing past people) Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're no...

[ { "content": "You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are just like Jack.", "role": "assista...

[ { "content": "Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pass it! Pass it!", "role": ...

[ { "content": "Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the receptionist)'Scuse me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, how long do you think it'll be?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have a plan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't even have a 'p...

[ { "content": "(miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And-and a power tie?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(staggered) Oh God.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Big Bird's friend.", "role": ...

[ { "content": "Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both...

[ { "content": "Light still out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Maybe they're- napping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, they're having sex.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, whaddya think George is like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think he's shy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.", "role"...

[ { "content": "I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...

[ { "content": "Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...

[ { "content": "Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you kidding? The guy's a freak....

[ { "content": "Hi. (He is wearing a piece of steel bandaged to his nose. He tosses some forms onto reception desk.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?", "role": "user" }, { "...

[ { "content": "You gotta do it, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever(to Chandler)can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...Now that was fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Will you take my place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo! (She grabs the phone and...

[ { "content": "Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even...

[ { "content": "Multiple orgasms!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No plans, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not a one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?", ...

[ { "content": "My god, Angela.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you gonna go over there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That s...

[ { "content": "You look good.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You don't say.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?", ...

[ { "content": "Bob? Who the hell's Bob?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he'...

[ { "content": "(on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's laundry. The thinking through ...

[ { "content": "Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've never ...

[ { "content": "...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Where are they? Where are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "co...

[ { "content": "Here we go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, have a good break-up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Janice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(covering) What... did you get me there?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's great.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it was really hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you weren't there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But I saved it. I put my basket on top.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What's goin' on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was your basket on top?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but, there were no suds.", "role": "user...

[ { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that's because you're such a sweet, ...

[ { "content": "What's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, have you n...

[ { "content": "(to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How, how did that happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, you and Angela, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinn...

[ { "content": "Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?", "role": "user"...

[ { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, they're close.", "role": "user" }, { "co...

[ { "content": "I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't...

[ { "content": "I'm not fine. Here she comes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait here. Breathe.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How do you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's like a gift.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We should always always break up together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'd like that.", "role": "user" } ]