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How come the best jokes are blond jokes? I mean people come up with the dumbest jokes when I am blond but yet I have never done anything like some of the jokes in tail. don't worry they say that kind of jokes have been invented by the brunettes in their lonely nights:))))) |
any guys here that want to talk to a 17 female? online chat invitations are DANGEROUS\n\nget a REAL life... |
How do you make metal braces stop hurting after you got them on? It Hurts Time! After a little time the pain will ease up. But the next time you go to the ortho guy he will retighten everything and the pain starts all over again. Just not as bad though |
what is active and passive transport? i need an example or a simple explanation Passive transport is a transport that doens't require energy in the form of ATP (adenosine triphosphate). ex are diffusion facilitated diffusion and osmosis.\n\nActive transport is the movement of substancecs across membranes which requires... |
help fight against error guard? error guard anty-virus comes on your computer asks for money to have it fixed if no money is given it messes your computer up with no option but them to fix it since they are blocking it s functionality.do you know to whgom to report this abuse to put an end to the organization I can onl... |
famous african american inventor? I don't know which one your looking for but here's a few(they are all famous in my book).\n\nMcCoy Elijah\nElijah McCoy (1843 or 1844-1929) was a mechanical engineer and inventor. McCoy's high-quality industrial inventions (especially his steam engine lubricator) were the basis for th... |
Halliburton Stock owned by Lady Bird Johnson? How many stocks? She is indeed alive and kicking and remains the true First Lady of Texas. |
Why does my urine smell so bad? everytime i go to the bathroom it's embarrasing to me because my urine smells really bad. I have pielonefritis 3 years ago and now i think i am ok but it's already been like 2 years like this and i would like to know what it is and what to do i've tried everything... even odorizer for my... |
Am I too sarcastic? I don't care I hate you all and I am NOT going to listen to you!!!!!!! see you later - gonna get you kicked off |
In sexual terms what is a cherry? where do these people get their info? The cherry as it is referred to by many is actually the hyman (not positive about the spelling) This is a thin piece of skin up inside the vagina. A woman is considered a virgin as long as this skin is intact. A virgin's cherry has been popped whe... |
anyone see the opening ceremony of the Olympics? yes.Peceful serious competition is great |
HAVE A YOU WISHED ON A FALLING * STAR* and did it come true? In the 2001 there were a rain of falling Stars (called leonides) I counted 28 falling star's none of the 28 wishes came true. |
i need the phone number for wal-mart d.c.60008? Wal Mart Supercenter\n1100 New York Ave NW\nWashington DC 20527\n\n(202) 842-3742 |
how to encript files when burning them on a CD? i want to save files to CD but also to protect them with a pssword. is that possible? an if so how? What you can do it put all the files into a folder and when the files in that folder right mouse cick Winzip add too (File name)\n\nWhen you got winzip open cick Encrypt.\n... |
the cursor (mouse pointer) keeps moving around on my computer what causes this to happen? You might have a worm. Simply restart your computer to flush that little bugger away or \nrelax and quit fidgeting |
When a telescope takes a photo 140 000 light years away. How can the object be seen right away? It can't. the photo is of the object as it appeared 140 000 years ago. |
How can i prepare chromium nitrate solution? What is this? i already posted this qn last week and got no anwers? i dont know whats the reason? is wrong with my qn?\nok let us try this time\nbye You combine a soluble chromium salt with a soluble nitrate. Your goal is to cause the anion from your chromium and the cation ... |
Guys: Which is better to remove? a front hook bra or a back hook one? Personally I have never had trouble with either. What do you think guys? Front hook is really neat because the breasts just kind of pop out at you. But back ones are less complex and easier to unhook. |
Doesn't the Democratic and Republican parties both owe their continued existense to the moderates ? I mean when its all said and done the extremists alienate everyone. Moderates in both parties have to come together to keep the USA going. Don't you think thats a fair assessment ? Who gives a flying rip? |
how much time of our lives are we said to be waiting? for example they say we sleep for around two thirds of our lives. i just wanted to know how much of that time are we waiting (for things to happen for friends london transport etc.) 50%\nHalf: waiting\nHalf: doing things |
how i can destroy effect naltrexon(antagonist) when i ate it? you pretty much can't\nyour opiate receptors are full\nif the chemicals already in your brain it pretty much has to run it's course like just about everything else. |
what happened in 1932? my grandma was born |
how does the U.S. political system work? That question is a bit vague. The Federal government operates under a system of checks and balances by which the Judicial Branch (court system) Legsilative Branch (Senate and House of Representatives) and Executive Branch (President) create and implement laws all the while theo... |
who do u think is the worst artist you ever heard??and why?? Laurie Berkner. Can't carry a note in a paper bag! |
Can someone please find me a website that can download INTERNET EXPLORER 5.5 for MACINTOSH COMPUTERS? THANK? Internet Explorer for mac.Must be 5.5 i have 5.2 |
Why were native alaskans interned during wwII? The Alaskan Inuits were the first line of defense stopping the advance of the Janpanese through the Aluetan islands. They also served as scouts for the rest of the army while the Alaskan Highway was being built. |
What is a seagrape? An evergreen which varies from a low shrub along coastal areas to a spreading tree up to 35 feet high in more favorable growing conditions. The smooth thin bark is light brown with irregular light blotches. |
What do you think about the extra days off given to Government workers in the U.S.? Is this a drain on the tax payers money or a deserved bonus for a job well done.\n\nMy opinion will remain nutral for now I will post it later. Most government workers are overpaid anyway. Why not pick the taxpayers pocket furher?\n\nOn... |
If everybody flushed their toilets at once? Would the world be flooded? There would be a loud flushing sound heard through out the world aaaaand those waste facility places would flood or something . |
i am looking for a studio that will take vintage style pics? go to santa cruz...their arcade has one |
witch celebrities do you hate the most? TOM CRUISE! I've always hated this guy. He thinks his poop doesn't stink. Besides I get the willies seeing him with a young hot chick. I mean he's old enough to be her dad YUCK! He's a borderline pedophile with a serious mental disorder. |
teach me about the internent? Sure! I charge $45 per hour |
how can i install and uninstall an operating system from a computer? YES & NO\n\nDepends on how you want to Install & Uninstall the Operating System (OS)...\n\nTwo things need to be explained before answering such a question...\n- What is the OS;\n- How is it Installed/How dod you intend to Install...\n\nIf the OS is ... |
my left is losing vision quickly. blurring blurred silver brigh sight vision before blurree vidion? same with me but its my right eye. Talk to your local eye doctor fast and get his advice on it or you may become completely blind.You might need glasses thats what I got |
How much should you pay a real estate agent? This is in California where houses cost (believe it or not) like $800K+. A standard 6% commission would be $50 000 which seems totally excessive. So what should I offer when negotiating a rate with an agent? Everything is negotiable.\n\nBear in mind a GOOD agent will make th... |
Is Labron James really that great or is it all hype? They call him King James here but is he really worth all the hype? LeBron James is certainly good enough to be on the All-Star team but he hasn't been as electrifying lately. Dwayne Wade so far is looking like the best player out of the 2003 draft. He's a better play... |
How can I find a nice female? be a nice person |
has anyone run across a real work from home company? Most people who work at home and are successful are doing one of two things - getting paid a commission on everyone they convince to join the program (also known as MLM or pyramid plans) OR they have their own business. Your own business is something you create your... |
chloloflourocarbon e.g freons are now banned.what is yhe reason for this ban? These chemicals deplete the ozone layer. Although they are often interlinked in the mass media the connection between global warming and ozone depletion is not strong. |
is there a social taboo fro a white guy to date black girls.? not really as long as you both are in love. If anyone tries to stand on your way send him/her to pit of hell!!\n Hey you answered on of my questions thanks. But what do you mean with the word stroking? |
How do i find my daughters father?? i have no money or credit cards. I tried a white pages search no luck and an email search no luck. Im in Canada so what can i do? Visit my website for email finding resources. \na link to my site is provided below. Scroll down to the \nEmail and People Search heading and the link is ... |
In history what does 'AD' stand for? It is for Anno Domini which is latin for in the year of the Lord \n\nSpecifically its about counting years since Christ came to this world. |
what is mysql_connect(): Access denied for user: 'root@localhost' (Using password: NO) in /home/jatxser/publi? my php and mysql program in not working do u know how to solve this problem? dont use any password pass empty string as password |
superstitions about cardinals (especially suring pregnancy)? I am about 7 and 1/2 months pregnant every morning when i awake there is a cardinal chirping outside my window. Just trying to find out if this is a sign. yeah. it means a cardinal lives near your house. |
how can I hide depression? I'm very depressed & I don't know what to do. My friends think something is going on but I keep telling them tht everything is okay. How can I keep it from them? HELP!!!!! First of all you shouldn't hide depression. My grandfather suffered from depression horribly and ended up taking his life... |
After weapons of mass destruction have been loosed on America do you believe the government will aid you? Remember the government reminds us from time to time that it is not if but when. Also remember the aftermath of Katrina and Rita. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. |
How can you tell if a guy likes you or not? I have this guy friend that I have known for like 6 months or so. I like him and he knows it but I feel that he might like me but I am not sure if I should risk losing a friend and wait it out...plz help it is an instinctive feeling from the way the person deals with you. ove... |
Does anyone know how to stop yahoo chat room? Is there any software provides this facility? download Uk`s yahoo messenger it dos nt has chat room button or link \nonly IM and other options\nbelow is link to uk Yahoo messenger\nhttp://uk.messenger.yahoo.com/ |
i have weird feelings of a presence that needs my care. but there is no one there? whats up with that? You need to talk to a doctor soon. |
I need specific date in 1992 when USA won the gold meadal basketball? August 8 1992 |
who won the mosley vs. vargas fight? Shane Mosley won by technical knockout. The fight was stopped in the tenth round because Vargas' eye was completely swollen shut. Mosley had been working on it the whole fight. |
Witch will bonuce higher a cold tennis ball or a hot tennis ball? I dont have any handy.. ut I think a room temp would bounce the best. It too cold the rubber gets fragile and would crack/break etc. It too hot the rubber would become too pliable and mold to the ground rather than bouncing. |
Why is Mariah Carey fat one day and skinny the next? is it just me or does her weight go up and down like a yo yo You have GOT to be jokeing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I want to know the name of a ZZ Top song. some of the words are cow girls floating on the ceiling.? From the Album: Recycler [1990]\n\nMy Head's In Mississippi\n \nI'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand \nbut my head's in Mississippi.\nI'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand \nbut my head's in Mississippi.\nThe blues has got a h... |
How does simulated sexual violence and crime affect our society? There isn't really hard evidence to suggest that it does affect our society in any tangible sense. There are studies which show that children who watch violent TV programs tend to show higher rates of violent behavior soon afterwards. But I don't believe... |
What is the purpose of government? Government is the ordering of the unwilling by the incompetent for the ungrateful.\n\nActually the purpose of government is to do that which is socially necssary but which all people cannot or will not do willingly. I mean if you had to go around for a collection box to pave a road w... |
Is it true that the Olympic athletes have iPods? I saw Sasha Cohen and Shandi Davis on TV with white headphones that look like iPod headphones so.... if they buy them they can have them. They are all over the world. |
How can I improve my outlook on life? If you feel negative about things you may need a good anti depressant they can really help to improve your outlook it has mine.\nAlso go to the Self Help section of the book store and find a book or two that give information on living a more full and positive life. |
Which all are the genuine sources to make money online at the comfort of home? You can write niche content and make some money via Google Adsense or Yahoo Publisher Network. Both are pay per click programs. Check out this case study https://www.google.com/adsense/askthebuilder It's about Askthebuilder.com earning near... |
I've been so clueless lately. What can I do to make myself less dreamy? Please answer me!!!! Try to put all you energy thoughts motivations on something worth dealing with that captures your attention!!! |
Is it possible to sprain your penis? Yes you can....AND you can also break it. I have seen it a few times in my medical career. |
How do you stop cussing? I know cussings bad but I cant release my anger with regular words. Simple words arent powerful enough. Like jerk. what kind of word is that? If someone said that to me I would just laugh. When I try and not cuss I cant think of any other words to replace those words. also when I try not to my ... |
how do i bridge an internet connection between my computer and my xbox live? all u have to do is connect a cat5 or cat6 cable from the back of your xbox to the either net port on the back of your computer. the either net port is larger than the telephone port on your computer u also can hook the cat5 or 6 from the bac... |
I'm 23 my date's 36.we love eachother but I have lots of doubts about what will be in the future.to go for it? Take one day at a time and don't worry about the future. Unless he is not willing to have kids with you then you shouldn't worry about the age differnce. If he doesn't want kids and you do then I think you ne... |
Does Symantec/Norton have a tech support phone number? Im having some serious issues with my Norton Antivirus. Ive visited their website but cant find a phone number to call them for support. I cant email them directly from their website or do the live help thing which is part of the serious issue I am having lol. Than... |
Left job but company still owes me money. Please help!!!!!!? I left my position of six years today (walked out without notice). The situation I was in was unbearable despite seeking help from HR.\n\nMy question is this: Is my company obligated by law to reimburse me for company expenses which I paid for out of pocket. ... |
Why do Jehovah Witnesses make poor blood donors ? Oh church lady you adorable sweet grandma don't they have a law forbidding the taking of blood (can't take blood transfusion either); or maybe I'm mixing them up with someone else. I am newly reborn and don't know much about things of a religious nature yet. Before I f... |
How do i deploy a jar file on weblogic in Unix environment? Some link or a tutorial or couple of commands.. Check for a howto :) |
What is the holocaust? The Holocaust is the name applied to the systematic state-sponsored persecution and genocide of the Jews of Europe along with other groups during World War II by Nazi Germany. |
WHY IS ' just curious' answering the same questions as me..lol? I'm a he.\n\nAnd it's really silly but when I chose the just curious... name I thought it was just for my first question. And now I am stuck with it.\n\nAnd yes sheila does answer some of the most interesting questions so I consider myself privileged to b... |
why there is no helloween in india? Because They Took Away the Gandhi! |
Why is Ray Nagin still in charge down in N.Orleans? Why not someone smart like Colin Powell? Ray Nagin was democratically elected as Mayor of New Orleans. If he were for some reason removed from office then the deputy mayor would be in charge. That is how 'democracy' works.\n\nIf you are looking to put the blame on wh... |
what is xenon soluble in? Solution of noble gases always is unspecific and will allow solution of any gas with molecules of similar size and weight.\n\nAny liquid that offers interstitial cavities of suitable size. Water especially below 4°C ought to do. Non-polar liquids may do too. |
a bicyclist rides for 2h at a speed of 10mph and then returns at a sped of 20mph. find the average speed? he covers 40 miles and it takes him 3 hours \nhence 40/3 = 13.33 mph |
where and how much can i sell my 1985-1996 sports cards.? Beckett Message Boards and of course ebay....but use Beckett to get value of cards but a card will never pull in as much as it books for so also research it on ebay to see what it's market value is. Most cards on ebay sell for 30 to 40 percent of book value. |
what careers are available to a person with a bachelor's degree in mathematics besides teaching? looking for a new career You could work for the NSA as a codebreaker. But the security clearance takes a long time I think. |
how do you get on the approved bidder list on ebay? On eBay a seller can set up an auction so that only pre-approved bidders can bid on it. If you're not a pre-approved bidder and want to bid on such an auction you must contact the seller and ask permission to bid. All eBay items have a Ask seller a question link that... |
what is the diff between cheaty and cheety? One thing they have in common: neither is an English word. |
what is meronem(akind of medicine) what is it's usage? Antibiotic for infections. |
Is it common for you to bite your tongue after oral surgery w/ general anethesia? My niece had general and local anethesia for oral surgery. Either as she was waking up or as they were removing the tube down her throat she must have bit her tongue causing a deep 1/2 inch laceration. Is it common for this to occur? Is i... |
If you were to write a letter to someone you liked what would you say? I like this girl and I want to write her a letter but I dont know what to say. I want it to be sweet and make her happy but words just wont come out! Can you please help me?? gods know how much my heart and my soul melted in your love\n\nur eyes mad... |
i cant see the video from yahoo exept some of the sport ones why? What videos are you talking about? From video search? http://video.search.yahoo.com/\n\nYou probably need to:\n1. update your browser:\nInternet Explorer: http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/downloads/default.mspx#ENC\n\n2. Get the latest flash player:\... |
Every one thinks I'm a gay but I'm not.? I just moved to a new city and I am a tomboy but every one thinks that I'm gay.Not like theres anything wrong with it but I'm treated diffrent and get food thrown at me please help. Unfortunately kids can be jerks and bullies. A lot of people get picked on and you need to just i... |
How to make Mr.Know-it-all ask a question ? Although this question may somewhat sound like a noise YA please forgive me only for this one last try. Thanks YA ! lol at the YA's.\nHow to make him ask a question...I agree do something really weird or create a situation where there is NO WAY he could know something...like ... |
Can a bill be written? (open for question)? I am working on writing a bill for my civics class right now and I have a question. If an issue has been declared unconstitutional such as a student-lead prayer before a high school football game can a bill be written to go against that and make it legal for praying to take p... |
What is an apparition? From the American Heritage Dictionary:\n\nap·pa·ri·tion (²p”…-r¹sh“…n) n. 1. A ghostly figure; a specter. 2. A sudden or unusual sight. 3. The act of appearing; appearance. [Middle English apparicioun from Old French apparition from Late Latin app³riti½ app³riti½n- an appearance from Latin app³r... |
how should u kiss a boy? just lean in pucker up there is no real way to do it |
who leads the league in the NBA for most 3 point shot attemps in the 2005-2006 season????? Ray Allen leading the league with 437 attemps so far. |
what does neurasthenia means? nervous breakdown is a mental disorder triggered by stress or anxiety. Symptoms may include weakness or fatigue which may be accompanied by chest pain. Additional findings may include rapid intense heartbeat that may be irregular (palpitations tachycardia); cold clammy hands and feet; abn... |
how can u chat / surf the net without being caught? I hear that there is this software that will give a review or a rundown of all the things you do with your pc and will and can actually pinpoint the littlest detail you do while on the Net? Is this true? if yes how can u prevent this from happening? That doesn't norma... |
Why are moms so hard on you when you barily did any thing and you have had a bad day? My Dad used to be the same way. I finally got really mad at him one day and asked him. He said Because I want you to be the best you can be. \n\nIt didn't make me like his nagging and yelling any better but at least I understood why ... |
Are degrees obtained in Russia(or elsewhere) good in America(or elsewhere)? I am considering getting a degree from a Russian college although I am not sure about it yet. But I am wondering would my degree probably in education(to become a professor eventually a postdoctoral fellow first) be accepted in America or elsew... |
who will be the next captain of pakistan cricket teem? Shahid Afridi because he is always young. He has got some unbelivable records-:) he is still 25 for past 5 yrs. |
What's the best present a girl can give to a guy whose birthday falls on Valentine's Day? He's a fling okay. But still i wanted him to know that I care and let him feel that he's special. PLLZZ all those men out there gimme some piece of advice I'm having hard time to think what present would be perfect on this special... |
Thanks soooo much for your help!!!!!!! I can now go to class in peace.((lol)) Take care!? the invoice is in the mail!! |
Information on PAxil? What are the side effects in terms of digestive or stomach issues. Has anyone experienced diarrhea gas ibs or any stomach related problems while on paxil? http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/paxil_ad.htm\n\nCHECK THIS WEB SITE OUT HAS LOTS OF INFO ON THE MEDICATION\n\nI HAVE NOT EXPIERENCED ANY ADV... |
what is the best time you ever had? When I was a kid my mom decided it would be fun to blow up a waterbed (with air) and put it in the yard for us to use as a trampoline. When you don't have much money creativity is great. |
What is a not obvious way to find out if a man is attached? I want to know a smooth way to find out if a co-worker has a significant other. We don't work in the same department so I don't see him all the time. Just ask during any conversation. It's not impolite to wonder if people are married dating have kids etc... An... |
can you give me the web site of science and culture? www.nerds.com |
lawson film zombie 1965? cool i saw it almostr around 10 times?first time i got a bit scared dats all but the story acts are cool?! |
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