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Why do my farts smell like butt? Does your farts smell like your butt or does your butt smell like your farts? That's the real questions to ponder. Think about that the next time you are sitting on the toilet.\n\nHere I sit all broken hearted \nCame to sh*t but only farted.\nPayed a dime oh what the he11 \nAt least I ... |
What's that? Oh My God!!! It's the Knights who say Ni!!!!!\n~\n~\n~\n~\n~\n~\n~\nIs that the right answer? |
what type of dressing do you put on a sucking chest wound? I wouldn't i'd go the hospital asap. |
Do we get 2 points for reporting Abuse? k just sick of cloggin stugg no no points for reporting abuse... I think that if yahoo did that people would be reporting abuse where there is none just to get the points... Also they would get many reports of the same abuse. |
140 yards equals to how much square feet? just 420 f |
If a cute girl at a cafe gives you free coffe does that meen anything? Yes you get free coffee... |
whats the name of the dictionary with every word in it? medical legal bible everyone. i forgot what it was.? i'm looking for the dictionary with every single word in it. it has a different name then dictionary. i learned it when i was a kid and don't remember what it is called now. it has all the medical biblical legal... |
are you thinking of suicide? I wasn't... but now I can't think about anything else!!! ;-P |
where do i find the ebook: FORMULA 1 TECHNOLOGY--by Peter G. Wright? mail me at galardo_25@yahoo.com http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0768002346/104-4437059-7931163?v=glance&n=283155 |
If a lady with big boobs works at hooters where does a person with one leg work? my uncle told this joke and my grandpa dad grandma and me were laughing for days. IHOP...HA! |
Should the draft be reinstated in the U.S.? Uhh...no. Why would we even consider it? You are crazy. |
why do I have To deal with al these medical problems? Are you talking personal medical problems or the ones asked in Yahoo answers? Obviously you can take yourself out of the yahoo link if these are the medical problems you are asking about.\n\nI pressume the problems actually are yours personally or belong to a frien... |
If you found out without a doubt that your religion was a sham what would you do? I was in the so called true religion and I found out it was a major sham. Some people are so scared of being alone they can't face the fact that their religion and organization is NOT perfect. They shut their eyes and turn their heads an... |
I take my date to a drive-in-movie she wears a short skirt should I try to move my hand under her skirt? Only if you want to.\n\nJust kidding of course. My opinion?\n\nBefore you start making out with her... No.\n\nAfter you start making out with her and you're at least ten minutes into it... Yes! You bet! If she does... |
Which is the most important things in life? Career wealth health relationship or love? i vote for health too.cause if you fon't have it f**k all the others |
what is the difference between underwear(briefs) and boxers and when to use what? boxers are like short just a lot lighter. Briefs snuggles your groin and keeps everything in place. there is no real determination to what to wear but it's just a preference. However I have known doctors to ask couples for the guy to wea... |
difference between isotherm and heat equator? I would say an isotherm is a line connecting points having the same temperature.\n\nAnd the heat equator is the great circle lying just underneath the sun in a given short time period. To keep it thin we'll pick one day and say the sun's rays are vertical at all points of ... |
nobody has ownership of outerspace right not even NASA.if you have the ability to launch a sattelite can you It is not a question as to ownership of space as it is to get the clearence to lauch a potential missle/bomb into space.\n\nThere are all kinds of saftey requirements that need to be met (both in the air and on... |
who killed Aaditya karikalan the brother of raja raja chozha? the most exhaustive book regarding the cholas that i've read is the ponniyin selvan but the author does not even hint who killed aaditya....please let me know if u have an answer to this unsolved mystery There are varied versions as to how Aditya Karikalan d... |
discharged a fire arm in city limits and was arrested? two pitbulls attacked my dog 3 weeks last week they tried again so i fired 2 shots to scare them it worked i did not try to shoot them and was arrested for firing a pistol in city limits Interesting story. \n\nWas there a question in there somewhere? |
how to send a ringtone composed by me from pc to mobile? I composed a ring tone using ringtone convertor. Now I want to send it to my mobile. But when I tried to sms the ring tone it was received just as an ordinary sms. Need Help The key to this problem depends much on the type of your mobile phone.\nA plain SMS is ju... |
how to download online streaming video? I am trying to download a Screen awards video which is of 2 hour duration. unless the video is of a non-streaming fomat such as mpg mov etc. u cannot download the file. if it is one of these formats then rite click and click on save target as.. in IE and save link as.. in mozilla... |
How do EMFs (Electromagnetic Fields) affect the human body? Are they like radiation? Electromagnetic fields cause both ions and electrons to move about. This can produce heat damaging effects or even severe injury depending on the strength and frequency of the EMFs.\n\nIons are very important to various physiological ... |
Who first suggested the term mantissa? A) Henry Briggs\nB) Adrian Vlacq\nC) Joost Burgi\nD) John Napier A)Henry Briggs\n\nBriggs introduced the term mantissa from the Latin word meaning the addition -- which was often used to mean an appendix to a book. The term characteristic was also suggested by Briggs but first use... |
How do i get a girl to notice me when i don't even know this girl? there is really attractive girl that has a class somewhere in the same building as me at the same time so i usually see her before i enter my class but i don't know where she goes. the point is i see this girl before my class twice a week and i want to ... |
when measuring a triangle what is meant by 3 4 5 rule? The 3 4 5 rule is an easy way to mark a right angle in the field. The ancients even before Pythagorus discovered that if you took a length of rope and knotted it so that one side was three of whatever units the second side was four of whatever units and the third ... |
does the government help s.s.i. recipients buy or rent computers? Nope. |
animals that are protists? The category of Protists includes many widely ranging microbes including slime molds protozoa and primitive algae. They are all eukaryotic <you-carry-ah-tick> creatures meaning their DNA is enclosed in a nucleus inside the cell (unlike bacteria which are prokaryotic <pro-carry-ah-tick> and h... |
why is it that my computer only beeps when it is turned on? its a hp pavillion 560w\nscreen or nothing doesn't work The beeps are a code from your motherboard that something is terribly wrong. Is it one long beep and three short beeps by any chance? That one means your video card has quit. Other than that you'll need t... |
what are some of the interesting facts of animal husbandry? You're in trouble if you get caught at it that's a fact. |
Do you think music distributed on peer-to-peer (P2P) file sharing networks are legitimate copies? I've noticed that many people think that the music files distributed on peer-to-peer (P2P) file sharing networks are legitimate copies for free distribution.\n\nI'm trying to figure out why people think this is true.\n\nFo... |
What did you do on Valentine's Day for your lover? Give me all the details. Was your lover happy? I hope he wasnt because he got me nothing for valentines day but he claims he cares for me and wants to be with me |
Is it good to be nervous around your crush? I really like this girl in my class but I'm always nervous around her Being nervous isnt exactly a good thing but it is natural. I always get nervous and tounge tied around boys that i like its human nature. But you should definately go for it i know it might be hard and you ... |
I'm 46. I want to know were I can apply for a law enforcement position at my age in the state of Texas.? You didn't mention if you have any experience in law enforcement..I am assuming that you do try your county sheriff department..You could do road patrol or you could serve as a county jailer watching over the priso... |
i need to get back in touch with a long lost friend cecile raubenheimer.? I'm right here!!! |
My child has been diag.with IBS and is lactose intolerant. What about fast food what can he eat McD's Bk Etc there is nothing wrong in letting your child eat mcdonalds on occassion. let your child be a child as far as stuff like this goes.\nmy son has IBS and that is why antidepressants didnt work for him as IBS is li... |
can i get chance to appear in Television? Most cities have agents if you're willing to take a chance. Look in the phone book under Talent Agencies.\nYou have taken acting classes right? You have done plays right? You have done improv right? You have a headshot and resumé right? You can get time off for auditions and s... |
Is marijuana decriminalized anywhere in the US? - No its not through front door.\n- But they are decriminalized everyover by the USA through the Backdoor.\n- It involves in dirty politicising with double and triple standards.\n- Let us find the truth.. soon...\n------------------ |
whast is the best handcream? Neutrogena |
If the Virtupets Space Station is in a circular orbit 630 km above the surface of Neopia what is its orbital? this is a neopets qeustion uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh\nI don't know.\nSay where do you think the light source is and what is it? |
College dorms? If a married couple moved from another state to a college and decided to live in a private dorm room on the college campus they moved to would you think that was lame?My husband and I are thinking about moving thousands of miles away to go to a school and think that it would just be easier to get a priva... |
how can configure bandwith router cisco 2600? There is a command to set the bandwidth but this is only administrative. bandwidth <bandwidth> under interface configuration. \nDependant on the type of link there is another possibility but than you really set the speed of the link itself. Normally the provider sets the s... |
give you life to jesus? Jesus does not want your life. Give your life to good works. |
What kind of animals are Ren & Stimpy? Ren is a chihuahua and Stimpy is a cat. |
why when how what who swiss banks? What's a Swiss Abnk\nWhen to Get a Swiss BAnk Account\nWhy a Swiss Bank\nHow to get a swiss abnk account\nwho is swiss bank accounts are for????? Swiss people need bank accounts too. |
does anyone know the recovery time for carpal tunnel surgery? I have a friend who is having it done Monday and was told she would be off work for 4 to6 weeks. |
i want to know about how to be aDJ? do you know how to use a turntable if so go to a few local small clubs and ask if you can play there every now and then for a low cost to bulid yourself a good name |
how come i can talk dirty to guys online but not to love of my life? idk its weird i can talk dirty to all guys but my bf (whom i love) and i dont know y sometiems i think he will judge me the guys online dont really know you and you arent serious about them. you ARE serious about your boyfriend and it matters to you w... |
How do currency fluctuations affect earnings? over time inflation erodes the value of your money. today you can buy a can of soda for 1.00. in five years it will be 2.00 but youll still be making the same money for the job you do |
what is drip irrigation? A water conservation method to irrigate plants with minimal water. |
why is it a bad idea to make the compass housing out of iron? I would guess becaues it can easily become magnetized itself and would make a compass useless but that's just my educated guess. |
If a small nuclear bomb were to detonate in NYC how many people would die in a 25 miles radius? I'm a hs teacher and I'm trying to develop a lesson plan on the cold war/nuclear proliferation era and now possible terrorism plot to use a nuke. Too many variables to consider it's impossible to answer in this forum. First ... |
Does anyone know what are hypercomplex numbers? Hypercomplex numbers better known as Quaternions were discovered by Hamilton in the nineteenth century. It had long been appreciated that the real numbers have a geometrical interpretation as points lying on a line and that the complex numbers have a similar geometrical ... |
I believe my husband cheated on me I put him out should I be worried about where he's staying now? My husband has been being an a**hole to me and the kids and I found some evidence that he's been cheating on me I made him leave. My kids are worried about their dad I've assured them that he's fine they have talked to hi... |
Why e-commerce is not clicking in Pakistan? - There should not be any constant thought that E-Commerce will not succeeded in Pakistan.\n- The Citizen of Pakistan is not properly educated to go online and most of the people and trader are not aware of the terms ONLINE and E-Commerce.\n- There should be widespread knowl... |
Can a person get radation off of Computers when the side panel is off..?..? No if you could I would be just about dead because I work on computers all day long every day with the cases/ panels off of them. |
how do you underscore a word? Highlight it and hit ctrl-u. |
hey guys i need help(just guys)? Well i go out with this guy but havn't said a word other than hey since we have been goin out(5 days). I know he really likes me but i don't think that he thinks that i like him. If u were in his shoes would u wait for me to say sumthin u make the first move or just dump me and end it? ... |
how can i make my penis bigger with out pills and stuff? i see this question daily .. you cannot change the size .. just learn to use what you do have |
how can set a getURL function to prompt a PDF file save rather than opening it up in the browser? depends on what version of adobe you have. \nIf you have Adobe 7.0 READER ONLY.\nThen do this.\nOpen Adobe Reader.\nClick on Edit\nClick on Preferences\nUnder preferences select Internet\nOnce there the first option on th... |
whats a good valentine's day night out? Be creative! Valentine's day is not like Christmas where you have to give actual presents it's about showing your love for your significant other.\n\nHere are some ideas:\n\n- Visit a local art museum alone learn about the works with romantic themes and bring your wife/ girlfrie... |
Need to find somewhere to sale baseball cards.? ebay |
do you agree or disagree with the affirmative action? do you agree or disagree with the affirmative action Agree. |
Who's going to win Daytona 500? Jimmie Johnson DID win :) |
how much is a salary of a registered nurse? Well my mother is a RN and she makes about 29 per hour. they make excellent money especially if you stay at the same place for a lonf time. and i think that LPN the highest is 18 per hr but i live in ga so i dont know about other states wages. |
If you were 16 alone and didn't know anything about help from the state would you give you baby up foradoptio Main question is would you give your baby up for adoption or would you keep the baby and if you did give the baby up whoul fight for a chance to get it back when you know it was going a lot better for you and y... |
Can a 2004 MCA(CDE)candidate done testing course with no industry experience get a job now? Hi \n I didn't get the CDE. But as of current scenario industry experience is not so important . There are a lot of openning for testing jobs .\n\nSee jobassist.com monster.com and others ... |
plz tell me what ? what is the best vegetable and fruits that have vitmens ?\nplz tell me ? They all have vitamins. |
If you punch sum1.......does a really big forearm help?? how.........? wats the use of building ur forearm....?..........wat will help in fiting......jus a quick question......cuz theres this bully who wants 2 fite me........ A good punch is a full body movement. A powerful punch comes more from your legs shoulders and... |
For the Girls-Whats the first thing that attracts you to a guy for a good first impression? Say if you saw some guy at a club or a party what would be the first thing that attract your attention towards that guy enough for you to approach him and make the first move I might be asking for the secrets of the trade but he... |
who pays for the families to attened the olympicas with the althelics? The families have to pay to send themselves. Many get help through local fundraisers and such but they are responsible for getting there on their own. And remember for every family you see on the TV coverage there is probably another one sitting ho... |
how does stress affect you athletic performance ? If you are stressed you probley have too much on your mind about other things that the sport your playing which effects the way you play in a sport. Stress is bad!!I hate It |
Why do girls where hott cloths and when asked say we dont want sex?? just curious we like to look hot. we like guys to look . and most of all we love it when guys tell us we look hot when looking at us |
Can I rent mr. met costume from you? Shoot I just sent mine to the dry cleaners. |
how to make windows 2000 server bootable cd? I believe the Windows 2000 Professional or Server CDs are bootable. Are you looking to create floppy disks? I can't imagine you would want to. |
How can I use my computer to copy my audio tape casettes to CDs? It's easier than you might think. Windows has a built in sound recorder that will do the job. You do need to get an adapter that will convert the audio output from your tape deck (RCA style plugs) to a 1/8 stereo jack. you should be able to go to Radio S... |
what technology did china have in the 17th century? Printing press (not Gutenburg) block printing compass clock seismograph gunppoweder the best pottery skills in the world production of silk huge ships that could hold over a thousand people ability to build with wood (see discovery channel regarding the higher techno... |
What is best to clean old suede jacket? Dry cleaning. Send to a laundry specialist. Dont DIY unless you're ready to loose it all together. Good Luck. |
Who loves High School Musical? Troy Bolton \nGabriela Montez\nSharpay Evans \nRyan Evans!!!!!!!!!!!\nI love Troy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO!!!!! They are making a sequel and Zac Efron and Ashley Tinsdale already signed on. |
If your husband is facing a potential small business bankruptcy will a divorce protect you? Married for two years seperate bank acounts. Children from previous marriages and x spouses. It should as long as you have don't have any debts tied to the business in both of your names . Usually your debt is your debt and his ... |
girls do u ask guys out or do u wait for a guy to ask u out? i personally dont ask guys out. i donno y i jus dont. Both..........if i really like the guy and cant let him go back out into the ocean i ask him but sometimes its also fun to play hard to get |
where can I find Schubert's Ave Maria sung in Italian and the Italian lyrics too? Try going to a music store that sells music books in classical vocal or the music library they should have the libretto(text)as well as the CD of the song or you may try Google and type Ave Maria. There are many versions of Ave Maria be ... |
Why is it warmer at the equator than at the poles? It has something to do with the sun's rays but i'm not exactly sure. I have a science test 2morrow. Help! the suns rays hit the equator at 90 degrees perpendicular and the heat is absorbed by the Earth. and the rays hit either poles at low angles therefore bouncing off... |
message board for RZ Raser stock? I don't have a message board. But I do thank you for the name mention. !! THanks! |
where can i get free nusic downloads?? www.limewire.com |
Sometimes when I am really run down I get a dull pain underneath the armpits. Is this normal? sounds like swollen lymph glands get checked if it happens often |
Can I be reviewed parts of a job that are not listed in my job description or told to me as part of the job? The difficult part of being employed is the employer. Once you begin working unless you have a contract you are at their mercy to do as they request as long as it's legal. Any business owner will tell you a job... |
When is the best time to discuss the dangers of HIV with your future partner? If your know your status and are + or - when is the best time to ask the other person about their status? Before you engage in any type of sexual activity. |
Was the AFGHANISTAN WAR fought for CHINA's OIL SECURITY? Is that why China has underwritten (aka PAID) for the war by issuing debt? A cash account the Chinese amassed by way of WALMART outsourcing US manufacturing jobs... so could it also be said that Walmart and others like them are really behind / the ultimate benefi... |
Where can I find a copy of the speech RFK gave before he was assasinated at the Ambassador Hotel June 5 1968? I came here because of my deep interest and affection for a land settled by the Dutch in the mid-seventeenth century then taken over by the British and at last independent; a land in which the native inhabitan... |
longes penis known? longest penis known in history The largest erect member in medical literature would be the 14-inch organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1969). Reuben didn’t divulge any source for this figure and there was no independent verification so you ... |
some one is took my password and changed my information what can i do ? A password for what? |
can my employer schedule overtime even though we dont want it? i am being scheduled overtime on sat and sundays as much as an hour and a half scheduled If they told you it was possible when you got hired then yes they can. Also if they are short handed they can as well. Accept it gracefully. I know you cant say you don... |
Can you get arrested for burning money if you are stranded in arctic and use it to start a fire for survival? do it ur life its more important that going to jail .but why did u take all that money to the artic by the way .will u share if ni rescue u. plz send me ur cordanates i see what i can do but make sure to not b... |
Can I edit my Can't Cut List for my Yahoo Fantasy Baketball Leauge I am the commish for? Custom League commissioners cannot manually adjust the Can't Cut List. However if a Custom League should later decide to add or drop this feature the commissioner can make this change through Commissioner Tools.\n\nThe Yahoo! leag... |
I am I a bad sister and person for sleeping with my sisters exboyfriend? they other day I was talking to my roommate which just happens to be my little sisters ex-boyfriend and we ended up haveing sex. I know I broke the number one rule of sisterhood but does that make me a bad sister and a bad person. I know I can nev... |
What will be future of iran? Hopefully the U.N. finally decides to become something useful and deals with Iran. At the rate they're going there won't be an Iran soon. But I really really hope the U.S. stays out of it as much as possible. If Iran wants to mess around with Nukes they are committing suicide. Given their ... |
What does the SUI in Switzerland SUI stand for? SUIsse |
how do you break up with some1 wen you are still in love with them? well. your name is very interesting.. (partyanimal) but anyway if your inlove with the person.. why would you break up with that person.> WHY so you could actually loose him/her. Why even risk that. if i were you. dont break up with her. if your even ... |
I don't want to look like a fool...help with rock climbing?? plz??? I'm always telling my friends that I want to go climb something in the middle of school and they've decided that they are taking me to a rock wall. I've never done the actual vertical wall climbing just gone down to goblin valley in Utah and climbed a ... |
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