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This is basically me (29) living life as a semi-retired professional back flipper off a swing setterer. |
Why couldn't he pick a cool sports with rails like skiing or snowboarding, you can launch yourself like 20 feet into the air and impress everyone |
What a soap opera |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=4m00s">4:00</a> real talk though deadass no cap, that's pretty legit rail work. |
Logan shillinglaw IV 😂 |
Not gonna lie that takes a lot of skill |
My name is Ryan Juanzemis, and I'm a sponsored soaper from the San Francisco Bay Area. |
You can smell the jnco's |
So fun fact, sonic grinds on rails with his shoes because of a collaboration with a soap shoe company. Soaping isn't sonic grinding, sonic grinding is soaping., @Nah man I can tell you’re 8 when your channel name is edp445’s butt, @Nah he is a Sonic professor 😂, @Nah No? It's a pretty common misconception due ... |
i feel so uncomfortable watching this cus my names ryan😂 |
"transient" is only 3 syllables, No? T-r-a-n-s-i-e-n-t is 9 syllables |
Crack is the reason why your 35 and sliding on your shoes |
Can someone give me the time stamp to the email clip I missed it |
I'm so afraid for the balls. |
Wait till he hears about ice skates and roller blades |
WHST ARE THOOOOOOOSE |
I just know there has to be a little kid out there that played SA2 and unironically brought the soap shoes just to grind on rails and fucking crack his head open. |
Now I know how shredded cheese is made. 😎 |
I feel like soaping is just a boring version of skateboarding |
Feel like this guy drops the soap on purpose |
It’s like the game sunset overdrive |
Imagine the falls gotta be even more painful than anything else you could say |
Weird...<br><br><br><br><br>They don’t look like they use soap... |
I feel like soaping could have been more cool if it was less , soaping |
If we lived in a world where everyone was Fred Durst, Ryan would be that world's equivalent to our Fred Durst. |
Man is absolutely stuck in the past |
Direct H3 rip and I’m a big of yours. Still watched it for your comments but..... |
bruh its worse than scooters |
I like how it's this intense story of Ryan and it just says<br>Ryan moved to the UK<br>Ryan got kicked out of the UK<br>Ryan is not allowed back in the UK |
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE |
That’s so hilarious 😂 👍👍👍👍🤣 |
These shoes are dumb expensive |
Here I am for my Bi-yearly watch of this video |
Forget skate 3, lets get a soap 3 game |
Combine Soap shoes with Heeleys and you might have something |
Ryan is the new prophet |
This could have been Charlie let's be real, Oh what could have been.. |
Live and let live |
Thats.......that's the dating coach guy I just realized xD |
They are doing new Russian slap contests please give us the juice baby. I need that action. |
Title had me dying couldn’t refuse to click😂 |
That’s like ecigs for skating |
Soaping might be cool, but everyone knows Foaming is better |
it looks goofy as fuck but takes a fuck ton of balance and a decent amount of core strength, just giving credit where its due |
transient IS three syllables, CHARLIE!!! |
God I fucking love this guy |
Q: What’s the hardest part about soaping? <br><br>A: Getting laughed at by women and children everywhere you go. |
Is that “blue steel”? |
why did he have tapes of him calling people? |
yoso |
You do you Ryan |
This dude reminds me of chris chan when he tried to seem "normal" |
Ok can we talk about the resemblance to MrSark |
Hell |
I want to be healthy he says, rocking some nice man tits and a beer gut |
i think it take more skill to finger board to than it does to soap. shitz whack af |
His poses hurts my back |
Idk when and why this video was made but this is peak internet. |
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why was ryan banned in the uk, Be was too cool for the lamest country ever |
If you haven't done it before pause and read the actual email. Like I refuse to believe that is a real email someone wrote, unironically. |
WAIT WHAT ABOUT SOAP SHOES BUT WITH HEELIES BUT ALSO LIGHT UP SKETCERS 😳 |
That gut acts as the best counter weight for grinding rails |
Vid should have ended at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=6m01s">6:01</a> |
The women laughing was the best punchline I've ever seen |
soap 2 |
I litterally just said in my head "I'm high I'm gonna go on a Charlie video binge watch" |
If this video disrespects soaping in any way I will call you mean!! And silly!!, I take back my statement |
<b><i>YEs</i></b> |
Nah, this man touched his chin on Snapchat, he ain't getting no pussy.<br><br>However... he'll prolly make it in the professional SoundCloud struggle rapper game. |
Are you trying to tell me that video wasn’t a spoof? |
so this is what sketchers were made for |
h3h3... |
Soaping in Indonesia is when you make a hole in your soap and use it as a sextoy. |
Its sad he didnt end up in the next avengers movie |
"half the people now don't even know what soap shoes are, I go to the park and all the kids look at my shoes and say, What are those?"<br><br>They say that for a different reason, but I still hate it |
I kind of dozed off at those <i>sexy multidimensional skitting</i> but how the fuck does "soaping" works? Does he apply lubricant at his shoes lol |
Ryan moved to the UK immediately followed by Ryan got kicked out of the UK and Ryan is never allowed back in the UK literally made me cry with how much I was laughing |
I dropped the soap shit my dads running up the stairs |
Ryan ended world hunger |
Those women laughing was good fucking shit |
I thought you were exagerating but i replayed it and there actually is women pointing and laughing at him..hahabaha |
Id pay for the video of the moment he realizes how brittle our bones get after about 35 yrs old. |
The women pointing and laughing at Ryan was the best part of the video HAHA |
This has to be a joke. Wtf |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m10s">2:10</a> omfg chill out XD |
This represent what 2020 is all about |
Mom can I get a skateboard? <br>No we have skateboard at home. <br>Skateboard at home = |
God this was funny |
Sliding down a hand rail with shoes. I cant do it. Lol |
Never realized how shitty and lame skateboarding would look without the board. Never had to think about it? What’s the point???? |
We should bring back soaping |
I've never wanted to kick someone's ass harder than right now |
Was literally about to say dude reminds me of Ryan jaunzemis |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=4m15s">4:15</a> for a majestic Ryan. |
This dude is the epitome of a douchebag, just look at that kiss tattoo on his neck, nothing screams "I get heaps of pussy" like a permanent kiss mark on your neck. |
I bet because of him there’s a sign “No soaping” and people thought they didn’t have to wash their hands and now we have epidemic |
That into makes me want to punch cheeseburgers |
This is not a song! It’s a sandwich! |
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