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What if they added this shit to the xgames |
Juandez |
I remember h3h3 had him |
Ryan Jaunzemis is my God, he teaches me how to be an alpha in my every day life and mack on some hot strippers at Whole Foods. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=1m25s">1:25</a> holy shit thats the most deluded thing ive ever read |
Unironically, shoes designed for extra mobility options like grinding is genius |
These were banned in my school in 6th Grade. Fucking shoe nazis. |
Ryan ate mentos, chugged coke, and did not explode!! |
I’m gonna soap el toro |
This title didn't age well |
At the end of this video I was crying and laughing at the same time |
The best part is this video has more views than the actual movie |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=7m45s">7:45</a> I’ve watched dozens of his videos and never once seen him outright cackling in genuine laughter |
King of the methheads |
lets be real. thats just boneless skating |
This guy makes me feel the pointlessness of life |
When you cant afford a skate board... |
Soaper 4 Life! <b>but sometimes I bubble</b> <br>🤫 |
<3<br>Tip top |
Why have I not met this guy, I’m 2 mins away from that Walmart |
I want to know why he’s not allowed in the UK |
I call it a “Born Again Kyle”. This is what happens when you change your name to “Kyle” at 35 |
When he said Ryan found Atlantis I fucking lost it lmao |
He was just to poor to afford a skate board |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m08s">2:08</a> |
No one going to mention the human smoke machine at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=4m16s">4:16</a>? |
Spiderweb tattoo is a prison tatties. |
that's parody, pretty funny |
Well shit, I've got a spider web on my elbow... |
“Did he pee himself into a coma?” 😂 |
LMAO how does one get kicked out of the UK permanently? Did he somehow manage to climb on top of Queen Elizabeth's most frequented home, start taking a piss, and proceed to whip out the national flag and burn it? Jesus XD |
Soaping for life |
Not having any wheels to convert all that energy into forward movement has got to be hell on the knees... |
360s and water bed get girls |
I feel bad for this guy. He clearly peaked very young and can't let go. Like a child star. Hes still wearing those baggy 90s pants and gross 90 shoes and the hair and ugh. Its honestly so sad |
This man has vibranium ACL’s |
Imagine a soap heelie love child |
He's like a 40 yo 13 yo that the 90s diarrhead out |
I just realized, these shoes were advertised in SA2 Battle, in the city there were shoes advertised called "Soaps" |
Never thought I'd think someone could have a hilarious amount of confidence. Soap 4 lyfe, bro. |
This is definitely fake<br>If you read the email |
we’re not gonna talk about how he has a kiss mark tattooed on his neck. first class chad. |
Is this the guy h3h3 did stuff with? |
The Lone Wolf is Stronger. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=7m15s">7:15</a> he's gonna soap it |
lold at the end hard when they pointed at this man laughing while he stays in perfect form |
I love how you can only just admire the guy rn |
Jesus Christ. We went from popular skateboarding to planking to popular parkouring to <b>SOAP OR DIE</b> . Very edgy. Fire. Lit. Savage 2018 no scope. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=6m35s">6:35</a> he just pissed the rest of his brains out |
What the hell...? I’m in my 30s and I think I owned a pair of these in elementary school.<br>There are people who still do this?<br>Wot?! |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=3m16s">3:16</a> is such an awkward stance he looks like if you choose the feminine walk animation/stance on your male character in an asian RPG |
This man is the epitome of the word <b>chad</b> |
What do you have to do to get kicked out of the UK |
"He made over a million dollars"<br>Goes to the laundromat and walmart, he's spent his million dollars on soap |
Soap or die has been brought to a whole new level in 2020 |
I remember the soap/heelys combos |
Ryan is corny as fuck. Cringe corny! In a nutshell, LOSER! |
Charisma 10<br>Intelligence 0 |
I had soaps when i was 14 yrs old. They were super dope for the time. i remember Grinding benches and shit in the hallways between classes like a fucking degenerate. Definately didnt get any girls tho.... i musta just been bad? lol |
Idgaf if theyre associated with lamewads etc., soapshoes look fun and id love to slide around in them just for funsies. AND YOU KNOW YOU WOULD TOO.<br>Like, imagine if it was just a casual talent you had? And u just slide around 'n make your walk to class or the corner store a lil funner. Or just kinda bust a few ... |
This new high resolution Sunset Overdrive looks great |
P P P Poppin dem motorolaz |
Is this the greatest thing ever? |
Grinding a rail then walking away just doesn’t look right, unnatural |
ryan looks like every sheriff arrested for DWI<br><br><br><br>ever |
Dudes pretty sick tho... |
I like how Charlie calls him “Ryan Wandez” |
Tbh that shit looks fun |
Okay when he explained what soaping is, I thought he meant people went totally nude with just their shoes on, and frantically humped shit. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=7m42s">7:42</a>🤣 |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=7m21s">7:21</a>🤣 |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=6m43s">6:43</a>🤣🤣 |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=5m30s">5:30</a>🤣🤣 |
Those shoes would only be good for free running and even then very limited situations |
if you liked that you desperately need to watch carts of darkness |
Holy shit I know the guy that filmed and edited the original video 😂 |
This is literally the definition of the most dangerous thing you could do and I’m a skater of 14 years so that’s saying something😂 |
Did this used to be a real thing?? |
He should wear a cape while he soaps, because he's a hero. |
I saw this documentary a while ago and if u like this please watch extreme downhill carting |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=7m34s">7:34</a> bubba gump shrimp co. |
oh hey this was put out on my birthday |
This is the first time Charlie has made a face different than the look he's always got on like he doesnt see anything special going on. |
So 90s |
I’ve never actually seen SOAP shoes out of Sonic Adventure 2 |
i think that "it'll be okay" was for the little guys |
Not all soaperheroes wear capes |
I'm 36, this was real big in junior high among the gaylords |
Not sure if this guy deserves a documentary, but I dont think he deserves the ridicule as well. |
This dude is a self starter. This man has chaff. Respect. |
My older brother used to have a pair of soap shoes. Broke his arm trying to grind the railing going down the steps in our house. Never wore them again lol |
RYAN FUCKING CREATED GOD |
Ryan should start his own religion |
Charlie makes cringy shit enjoyable man. Cure for depression since forever |
I used do that with Adidas torsions back in 91 just for shits and giggles I never took it that seriously. I believe soaps weren't even thought of back then. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m02s">2:02</a> to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&t=2m18s">2:18</a> had me dying |
I had soap shoes in high school until the cheap material fell apart. For an expensive pair of shoes they sure didn't last long. |
Yo I saw this guy on H3H3!!!! 😂😂😂 |
So it’s like roller skating except you’re on your feet and you can stop momentum at anytime removing most skill |
I work for Oakley those glasses are one of the cheapest pair of glasses you can get (also aren't made anymore) |
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