text
stringlengths
0
1.5k
toxic
float32
0
1
severe_toxic
float32
0
0.9
obscene
float32
0
1
threat
float32
0
0.93
insult
float32
0
0.99
identity_attack
float32
0
0.95
It makes me uneasy that I have one, but I do.
0.000647
0.000124
0.000184
0.000119
0.000174
0.000145
grifters gotta grift
0.173484
0.000369
0.015537
0.000339
0.006132
0.00086
(ever since moving to michigan, my team allegiance has shifted to the lions, cause well... the raiders ain't in oakland anymore and idk what they're doing 😔 but yeah deep down it'll always be raiders)
0.000731
0.000111
0.000192
0.000113
0.000174
0.000133
I think one overwhelming factor is that for a lot of Americans, Their brain: █████████████████████ The part of their brain they allow to process politics: ▀ Can’t defragment a sector that has no room to manouevre in
0.019421
0.000139
0.000406
0.000171
0.001389
0.001387
tryna paint holy marks on an oligarch
0.086339
0.000239
0.001197
0.001068
0.001739
0.001702
Wish I could suck on those titties..
0.988062
0.074315
0.957003
0.002416
0.31151
0.003406
If you're a horse unfollow me
0.499564
0.00058
0.011519
0.001566
0.067916
0.002816
nobody: Sam Reich:
0.004399
0.000089
0.000321
0.000099
0.000296
0.000163
can u snort a concerta
0.319261
0.000478
0.024832
0.000275
0.023849
0.000866
Somebody sent me a "maybe the universe is a simulation" from some serious magazine a while back that had an April 1st publish date. They knew enough to know they didn't know if they should believe it, so that's good. When it said "Maybe we should take Elon Musk serious" that was my first clue.
0.000632
0.000121
0.000186
0.00012
0.000175
0.00014
As seen around Seward: dreary November edition
0.000782
0.000108
0.000178
0.000111
0.000186
0.000137
Pee pee poo
0.648666
0.000996
0.029238
0.001181
0.039891
0.002904
subscribe to this newsletter
0.000798
0.000112
0.000176
0.000125
0.000173
0.000141
which is yknow. every pregnant woman goes thru it so
0.020273
0.000127
0.000732
0.000228
0.0007
0.000363
Sam Bankman-Fried is getting that after his pardon
0.001558
0.000089
0.000199
0.0001
0.000204
0.000147
It's the kiosk that's actually the killer
0.027644
0.00017
0.003036
0.000296
0.000893
0.000218
Stefan O’Heck, better known as the “candy bandit” became a folk hero after a string of highly publicized heists. He was killed during a shootout with US Marshalls in 1909. From his hideout, Marshalls seized over 500 licorice sticks, 1700 gumdrops, and Governor Jessup Farrar’s prized giant lollipop.
0.012518
0.000143
0.000748
0.000184
0.001209
0.000395
AWWWWW I love this!! When you truly love someone you yoink their clothes hehe
0.029658
0.00014
0.000846
0.000513
0.000859
0.000402
A sign of how things have changed in Virginia: This NYT piece about offshore wind power’s travails has Dominion Power looking like a hero for having a ship built in the U.S. to support turbine array construction. www.nytimes.com/2023/12/11/b...
0.000584
0.000124
0.000181
0.000126
0.000177
0.000144
0.001995
0.000109
0.000238
0.000113
0.000245
0.000183
Ahahaha! Hahahaha no.
0.01612
0.000108
0.000767
0.000171
0.000564
0.000229
100%. It might not sound super obviously important to some people but imagine if we said stuff like “just edit the path for the data you’re referencing” instead of “move the file”.
0.000632
0.00012
0.000183
0.000123
0.000177
0.000137
I’ve seen a handful of people really going for election rage bait, so a gentle reminder: You do not owe your time, engagement, or effort to people who do not come to you in good faith, and even those who do are not entitled to these things simply by virtue of their existence. The agency is yours.
0.003826
0.000087
0.00025
0.000124
0.000278
0.000182
I hope the producers of Meet the Press never force Kristen Welker to suffer Lindsey Graham’s temper tantrums again. That was inappropriate, and if his party is about having a plan and toning down the rhetoric, why is he swearing at her on live TV? His indignation is not righteous.
0.015919
0.000115
0.000676
0.000192
0.000699
0.000318
This might make the Gators season slightly less painful or infinitely more painful.
0.001383
0.0001
0.000179
0.000128
0.000206
0.000159
sometimes
0.001079
0.000109
0.000204
0.0001
0.000194
0.000146
Rubber on his revenge tour
0.006771
0.000099
0.00047
0.000133
0.000327
0.000199
I'm betting on hamberder-induced heart attack.
0.087889
0.00061
0.00217
0.009198
0.002452
0.001612
The existence of abbott elementary implies the existence of costello my dear watson
0.00089
0.000104
0.000168
0.00012
0.00019
0.000139
TIL!
0.01108
0.000105
0.000593
0.000141
0.000413
0.000218
hosting on a Pi is good bc it's free, but also backups are annoying, but on a VPS you pay, but auto backups at the same time idek what to do with a backup :P if my acc was destructed idk where i'd start lol
0.00926
0.000105
0.000798
0.000138
0.000501
0.00017
The one I went to when I lived there (and was married in) is in a new much much larger building and is still growing very rapidly. Lets just hope they learn to put away their evangelical leanings rather than try to change orthodoxy (which I’ve seen a lot of from converts)
0.000593
0.000126
0.000172
0.000134
0.000173
0.000147
Basically how my cat reacted when I came out to him
0.00201
0.000097
0.000231
0.000109
0.000216
0.000155
Friends of mine are going through it right now, their dog got sick and the bill is pretty steep. www.gofundme.com/f/peppers-fi...
0.00629
0.000101
0.00046
0.000118
0.000413
0.000193
Today is Fibonacci Day. November 23 if written in MM/DD format recalls the mathematician Leonardo Bonaccio of Pisa (c. 1170 - c. 1240 or 50) aka Fibonacci’s sequence (1,1,2,3…) where each number is the sum of the previous two. 🐡🧪🧮 #histsci He used it to describe rabbit populations, but the sequence
0.000755
0.00011
0.000175
0.000114
0.000185
0.00014
Bam is pissing me off
0.94587
0.012156
0.730065
0.000902
0.159559
0.001414
SAM is pretty fun then again ive no framework for comparison because this is my second ffxiv job after BRD lol
0.002724
0.000087
0.000282
0.000098
0.000245
0.000141
Gamergate's main legacy is this kind of lying, which is the only way conservatives today communicate with the rest of the world. Everything they say they care about is a lie, it's only ever a proxy for their true ethnonationalist goals
0.015946
0.000119
0.000455
0.000229
0.000631
0.000496
Way too late for that
0.006276
0.000116
0.000535
0.000111
0.000363
0.000171
And it went downhill from there.
0.000774
0.000115
0.000182
0.000113
0.000188
0.00014
I cover pop culture too! Here's me on the legacy of Avatar: The Last Airbender, which @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social helped shepherd into the world. Hire me to hot-take the latest streaming hit. www.vulture.com/article/avat...
0.002213
0.00009
0.000238
0.000101
0.000222
0.000153
Ué...como assim? Acabei de voltar de lá e tava vivo e florido (mas realmente faltaram os músicos do Choro no Eixo)
0.00934
0.000121
0.000735
0.000167
0.000424
0.000246
Good strategy.
0.000648
0.000128
0.0002
0.000126
0.000185
0.000147
0.001995
0.000109
0.000238
0.000113
0.000245
0.000183
We need a whole new generation of Democratic Party members that have pledged allegiance to the people not corporate power and neoliberal lies.
0.056418
0.000182
0.000674
0.000539
0.001635
0.001884
cascão incel
0.001803
0.000103
0.000202
0.000103
0.00022
0.000178
Ugh How grotesque to be so close to him He makes my skin crawl If I were in an elevator with him, I’d hold my breath (53 stories! I don’t care if I die)
0.337783
0.001347
0.004919
0.022216
0.003984
0.004199
What are the great mysteries left to explore in economics? Physics has string theory and black holes, biology/chemistry has curing cancer. With social sciences, it feels like we understand so much already, all that’s lacking is the shared political will to apply what we know to social problems. 📈📉
0.001124
0.000102
0.000158
0.000113
0.000188
0.000167
This is Joten! Joten's hands and feet constantly secrete a thick black oil, which if ingested gives him the power to whisper into your mind and control your body like a marionette! He uses this to build an army of unwilling vagrants to smash all the technology they can!
0.109669
0.000293
0.001349
0.002263
0.002668
0.001443
Ratscapes. Rats as far as the eye can see
0.097721
0.000171
0.001113
0.000358
0.006332
0.001617
interesting! i know monteleucast (singular) has been shown to be protective, so that makes sense. i take daily antihistamines but i should hit up some post-exposure shit too
0.842394
0.009337
0.72695
0.001432
0.049199
0.001564
AND IIIIIIIIIII
0.0023
0.000097
0.000279
0.000097
0.000222
0.00015
v @charles-ex.bsky.social @ginger146.bsky.social
0.002122
0.000086
0.000243
0.000093
0.000233
0.000144
X is gone. Not even on my phone.
0.003397
0.000105
0.000401
0.000102
0.000256
0.000142
Thirteen Holocaust survivors compare Zionist policies to those of the Nazis www.jewishvoiceforlabour.org.uk/article/thir...
0.004815
0.000163
0.000255
0.000204
0.000334
0.000986
Ayyyy happy firstday!
0.00242
0.000094
0.000271
0.000105
0.000227
0.000154
A lot of people, myself included, are excited for the eclipse, but also worried about the weather. But, under the right circumstances, clouds can make the eclipse more photogenic. From October 14th, 2023 on my iPhone 13 Pro Max
0.00054
0.000134
0.00019
0.000131
0.000181
0.000148
doing my bit to rebalance the scales for you
0.004098
0.000088
0.000266
0.000114
0.000284
0.00017
oh. she’s cool
0.000794
0.000108
0.00019
0.000113
0.000179
0.000131
I agree on the centrist point and frankly there are a lot of people out there who are just saying what they need to say to cover their ass and cash a check. It sucks. The Cheney thing is a clear example of a bad idea that the people who pushed it won’t take responsibility for. They need to
0.172166
0.002544
0.255146
0.000971
0.024191
0.002014
voting was split pretty much equally across all income levels. This isn't about economic self-interest
0.000672
0.000119
0.000176
0.000128
0.000181
0.000144
it’s actually really fucking terrible that my rights apparently hinge on the side of the political spectrum that offers no positive image or way forward for half the population
0.987001
0.103103
0.970624
0.003004
0.188572
0.003123
[POLÍTICA] 🤫 #spoiler: cotado para suceder Lira na presidência da Câmara dos Deputados, Hugo Motta (Republicanos-PB), é um nepobaby político, foi da 'tropa de choque' de Rodrigo Cunha e votou pelo impeachment de Dilma E AGORA, PARAÍBA, O QUE VCS TÊM A DIZER? 👇 www.cnnbrasil.com.br/politica/que...
0.001659
0.000103
0.000251
0.000105
0.000198
0.000156
robot update: robot training successful BAHAMUT01 becomes more capable...
0.000749
0.000112
0.00017
0.000122
0.000184
0.000145
0.001995
0.000109
0.000238
0.000113
0.000245
0.000183
well, don’t leave US hanging
0.027726
0.000164
0.00076
0.000805
0.000743
0.000441
I once randomly commented to my dear friend that coffee is just "bean water" and she thought for a second and told me to never refer to it that way in her presence again lol
0.000801
0.000106
0.000176
0.000108
0.000183
0.00014
😘
0.005231
0.000104
0.000379
0.000112
0.000282
0.000171
damn i’m speechless
0.832402
0.014203
0.78339
0.001361
0.029181
0.001334
smile for the camera sweeite
0.025288
0.00011
0.001016
0.000199
0.001014
0.000267
Lookit how wet he is. 🤭😏 #CantThinkStraight
0.379258
0.000553
0.019892
0.000565
0.008546
0.001571
Oh. I hadn't thought of the consequences. 😬
0.000999
0.000104
0.000181
0.000111
0.000187
0.000139
Imagine ever having dinner at his place & thinking he was some type of outdoorsy hunter serving you his kills, only to find out years later he was a scavenger feeding you roadway scrapings seasoned with oil, rubber, & asphalt
0.003381
0.000094
0.000228
0.000151
0.000331
0.000204
por mim pode ser combinado
0.041442
0.000193
0.002455
0.000361
0.000839
0.000454
For 5e, I typically structure exploration scenes around skill challenges. Get X successes before 3 failures, for example. Fail them forward so the question isn't "will they get to the next part of the story?" but rather "what will it cost them to?"
0.000774
0.000111
0.000176
0.000121
0.000179
0.000138
tree of heaven nooooooooooo i’m sorry and wish you godspeed
0.009576
0.000148
0.000448
0.000575
0.000483
0.000324
This is an amazing list, but also I would really like to know how he plans to do this. Is he going to make mayonnaise, as a concept, a Schedule 1 drug or something? Are people going to be emulsifying eggs, oil, and a dash of mustard together in secrecy? Will there be legal carve-outs for aioli?
0.000952
0.000106
0.000161
0.000124
0.000192
0.000154
was able to get my therapy cost lowered, praises omfG 😭 not being insured is so fucking sick (derogatory)
0.970426
0.043024
0.936901
0.001925
0.161046
0.002383
As a resident pedant and Miltonist, I must point out that angels in Paradise Lost could “either sex assume, or both,” so @neilhimself ’s statement that you can use he, she, or they pronouns for Lucifer is as accurate a statement as you can make from a Miltonic perspective...
0.009514
0.00011
0.000468
0.000119
0.000716
0.000349
There's a Larry David routine in there somewhere.
0.000624
0.00012
0.000183
0.00012
0.000178
0.000139
IMO it is an attempt to appeal to the bipartisanship fetishists, whose ideal government is one where no party can fully implement its agenda due to a strong opposition, resulting in very sensible and centrist governing i think there are maybe... 80 people in the country that really think this way
0.005529
0.000096
0.00033
0.000113
0.000388
0.000246
Was ich auch noch interessant finde, ist 3D Druck. Digital mit Öl malen. Dann entweder einfarbig 3D drucken und dann ausmalen, oder mit einem Farb 3D Drucker komplett fertig. So wird das digitale echt. Und dann noch tasuende andere coole Möglichkeiten, die sich später ergeben. 2/2
0.468039
0.00194
0.109914
0.002087
0.022086
0.00412
A lot of things has changed 🙂 you will find the experience has improved a lot.
0.000581
0.000129
0.000182
0.000135
0.000177
0.000144
Meme: Mookie = Kamala Fat fuck = djteejit
0.986795
0.078828
0.961067
0.001869
0.366866
0.004424
Mutual Aid needed ASAP. We are having a surprise heat wave in Portland this week
0.000552
0.000134
0.000184
0.000141
0.000179
0.000152
I may have ordered some pretty ribbons to make add some cute little touches on the Halloween decorations... Just a bow here, some ribbon there, it will look nice!
0.000621
0.000122
0.000173
0.00013
0.000181
0.000147
Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.
0.089573
0.000193
0.001604
0.001254
0.002428
0.000846
Five years ago today 🌿 Penstemon osterhoutii, our native Osterhout's Penstemon, blooming on a slope above the Colorado River in Northern Colorado. #JuneBloom! 😎
0.001024
0.0001
0.000167
0.00011
0.000194
0.000145
Happy birthday, Lewis Carroll (born 27 January 1832). The Rocking-horsefly from Alice Through the Looking Glass. Brown pencil, 89 × 64 mm, 2020.
0.000667
0.000118
0.000171
0.000129
0.000188
0.000143
im concluding that @juicysteak117.gay is the most patient person on this website
0.634576
0.004002
0.021695
0.002992
0.054217
0.244426
SHOULDA GOTTEN THAT NEGL 😂
0.13832
0.000458
0.012859
0.000347
0.008883
0.001335
If you and your friends are sitting in a circle and jerking each other off does that count as mutual aid? This is my submission into the discourse machine.
0.024442
0.00012
0.001348
0.000203
0.000914
0.000236
AHHHHHH, THEYRE HERE!!!!
0.028153
0.000151
0.000838
0.000482
0.000675
0.000487
Happy birthday!!
0.000884
0.000107
0.000176
0.00012
0.000172
0.000139
As a synonym for toilet yeah they kinda were
0.134259
0.000395
0.016442
0.000202
0.005029
0.00047
still creeps me out as an adult
0.017421
0.000138
0.000713
0.000157
0.000602
0.000292
Why must the pugs zoom at bedtime
0.572417
0.0034
0.142234
0.001214
0.263161
0.022261
real
0.001633
0.000105
0.000255
0.000098
0.000202
0.000149
Kein Like eines geflüchteten kann jemals so schlimm sein wie wen unsere Regierung so liked und mit wem die gruscheln
0.599828
0.001847
0.035995
0.003837
0.032886
0.011971
No, I don’t, but we can use blocklists and stuff to isolate them. Ideally we need to kill X by the midterms, even if that only means make it irrelevant.
0.056478
0.000455
0.001674
0.005288
0.00133
0.001506