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Yes, I grew up with Microsoft Excel. While the other kids were out playing roundball or Superior Italian Brothers, I hung out inside on my IBM compatible personal computer, inputting my favorite values into Microsoft Excel and eating wallpaper glue
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Me, during the weekly executive meeting.
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Blocked, and with zero guilt.
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Vinny's flawless Joel impression
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posting in a way so no one knows your actual politics, but the entire spectrum agrees that you're, in fact, quite bad
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That's a lot of fish.
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We've updated the Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode beta with "Chosen Mode". Recieve quests and guidance from a god for those who want a more linear RPG experience. 👀 Read the full update: Read the full update: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/975370/view/4440081939137822784
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okay. i love Kristen Applebees but i am also kind of fed up with her because she is being so mean to Cassandra
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Being laid off really sucks. Keep finding moments of joy. I hope it’s a short turnaround.
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Then they torpedoed Bernie again ( search Obama accelerate the end game ) and I got harangued into voting for fucking crime bill / Jim Crow / the asshole who fucked Anita Hill and gave us Clearance Thomas / the motherfucker whose political career should have ended with his 1988 primary run Joe.
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Just do a Red Bull in the bathroom
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liberals dont get all the attention they want and "hey! Check me out withOUT the mask!"
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You too!!
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Yep. This also explains the bizarre focus on linguistic changes. A wealthy, middle-aged political pundit cannot imagine being forced to move states to access HRT but he can imagine someone scolding him about misusing they/them pronouns. It's anxiety and animosity all the way down.
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oh hey! you were gone for a while, i'm glad to see you back. Love to Aster 💕💕
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It’s ok buddy, I get that you’re looking for an opening and it is a good one but I was making a joke about my bio
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i’m a broken record on this but elon literally tried to assassinate an employee for blowing the whistle about their car batteries going charmander
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As the world marks Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Palestinian women in Gaza face dire challenges as Israel's ongoing genocidal war on the strip disrupts medical care and treatment Read 🔗 www.newarab.com/features/gaz...
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Zou dit in de natuur nooit gebeuren dan?
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Just booked my trip to NH for work, I've never been there before and I'm excited!
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Robby's tweet aged well
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@b0rk.jvns.ca 👋🏾
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Want to know more about #OWA that @slightlyoff.bsky.social just mentioned @perfnow.bsky.social then watch @sil.kryogenix.org talk from @londonwebstandards.org #StateOfTheBrowser #SotB2024 2024.stateofthebrowser.com/speaker/stua...
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This is my cat's new grindr profile pic
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gonna title my memoir “Does It Ever Get Better and Other Impossible Questions I’ve Asked My Cat”
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i'm so glad the baby boomers are named that and the other ones have kinda cool names. it's like if Generation Midnight, The Guardians of the Millennium, and The Turbo Teens were all doomed by the edicts of the ancients known as the bitty bumpy bippity-bop boopy boys
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You know the "🔹AI Overview" you get on Google Search? I discovered today that it's repeating as fact something I made up 7 years ago as a joke. "Kyloren syndrome" is a fictional disease I invented as part of a sting operation to prove that you can publish any nonsense in predatory journals...
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9 months on estrogen???
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it's not even that it's a perfectly fine word that they've mangled it's that the result sounds like you're going to visit the teletubbies
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Recommend by popehat Ken White, an absolutely fantastic series! podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/f...
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DDD G21
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Omg yum
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Well shit, alright. At least we got a game?
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I think it's been a while since he resembled that silhouette 🧐
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OK?
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Hi Marianne, and welcome to BlueSky! I do think you will find what you are looking for here. Question for you: what is "#NatGeoCertified"?
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#IceAge6 is officially in the works ❄️
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Now this is interesting. A single-layer transition-metal dichalcogenide on top of a silver film displays strong light–matter coupling. The important bit: without the need for nanostructures or microcavities. physics.aps.org/articles/v16...
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the weather outside is frightful
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I didn't jive with eternal until I spent time remapping the controls. The default dash button is, imo, the worst possible placement for a game that requires you to dash, turn, aim, and shoot in the same breath. It sure is fun when it all comes together tho!!
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the horrible orb is no longer asking.
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Don't rope the rest of us into this. Just learn to post better? Typos are part of the Art Form. Embrace them. Would you ask the CEO of Bread to remove all the crusts for you? Would you ask the CEO of Football to reverse every fumble? "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs."
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#FFXIV
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Damn do I miss Broodhollow. It’s some of my favorite of your work. I love your ability to sit on the feelings of madness and despair, same with the cadavre moon short. “Just lie down and let the bad thing happen” is such an unsettlingly appealing vibe
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Go back to twitter
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최근 본 초전도체 드립중에 제일 빵터졌다
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anything above high grade, so master, real grade, perfect grade, full mechanics...all of these don't suck. its literally JUST the seed high grades that suck fucking ass
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sem capitalismo não teria incentivo pra empresas gigantescas ficarem enfiando AI em tudo sem capitalismo o uso de AI seria restrito somente pra onde faz sentido e não ia fazer ninguém ser desempregado ou passar fome "ah mas é pq os investidores são burros" e capitalismo é o q permite essa burrice
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Paging @alicatterall.bsky.social
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Playlisting for soup
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Arguing that there’s skew is not the same thing.
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The Coast of Varengeville, 1882 https://linktr.ee/monet_artbot
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How long before Ridley Scott makes a heroic Kissinger biopic?
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Happy birthday!
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This is sort of my first post here! I thought it might be fun to share. I do astrophotography sometimes! This is the Ring Nebula in the constellation Lyra; a really pretty planetary nebula about 2000 lightyears from earth. This picture is about 3 hours of exposure, taken from my backyard.
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I got a glimpse of this from Tiananmen “debunk” threads in June. It’s very hard to get your head around the amount they don’t know e.g. Tank Man surviving the confrontation—absolutely core to the “orthodox” account, but they were all “omg, shocking exposé! He wasn’t crushed by that tank after all!”
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This is Frankie, my beautiful sidekick who always wants pets and treats. #DogsofBluesky
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It's so funny how miserable a guy with $100bn is. With the ability to do literally anything a human being can do, Elon chooses to spend every day online getting mad and responding 🤣 to right wing guys who look like Beebop and Rocksteady
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I’m going to be dismembered upon my demise so that people can say “May he Rest In Pieces”
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Skipping relight…
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🤖 Artist: #EarthCrusher / #DRÉ (Marc-André Castagner) in City: #Montreal Gonzo Cafe, Canada 🇨🇦 2018 - Title: untitled (This mural no longer exists) - #Art #Streetart #Mural #UrbanArt #Artist #TrowbackTuesday #Classics
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I love my feral yard children 🐿️🐈
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They aren't living in the real world any more are they?
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I suppose I could change the weighting of the average to standard .7, and .3 but that kind of stuff feels arbitrary to me.
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I genuinely forgot he died a full year ago and was really pleased to re-learn this fact.
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“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which”
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Its torture porn, plain and simple, its writing that loves to make nothing of misery at the expense of gay people.
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don't even need to say anything
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I will admit I am sometimes surprised at the life skills my young coworkers don't have. I once realized nobody else in the room knew how to put themselves out if they were on fire because none of them had ever been on fire, not even once.
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my "I’ve always been supportive of unions, but" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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ahmad’s family is only 19% to their goal. i know we can get them at least a little closer today! donate, share and quote his post, and give him a follow. the more interaction, the better! ❤️🇵🇸
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Good morning 💙 Today is the day! Go hit your local Wendy’s for the one and only: Krabby Patty 🍔💙
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Now that this app is becoming more popular, there has unfortunately been an influx of right wing accounts I highly recommend subscribing to this blocklist if you want to avoid this type of content bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Can’t escape me
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Hello please stop sharing the phrase "biological woman", it's transphobic nonsense they want you to adapt and it's working Cis. The term you want is cis. All women are biological And nobody is "born a woman", you're born a baby A woman is an adult and is a gender
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ill allow it
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What Israel is doing is not defensible and needs to stop. My commentary tonight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WTH...
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Ich weiß nicht, wer das SEO für das ital. Nationalbüro für Statistik macht, aber ich find es amüsant, dass die bei einigen Suchen so hoch ranken.
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the Tories killed the queen and made a fading empire become Arkansas-level impoverished less than two decades. Nobody is putting in Decolonial violence against the british like them
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Also the similar, here's I thing I wrote or created, and now I'm going to repost every time someone quoted it.
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It’s funny. My habits are the only productive part of me. Until something is a habit, I don’t really know what to do.
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Good rule Some people exclusively follow those This orprogresso weirdo is nudist-minimalist
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This bump in the road is hard, I've been a runner for decades at this point so breaking my foot has especially sucked for obvious reasons. My heaviest cat jumping on said broken foot probably hasn't helped much either..
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You're probably already over here if I followed you over there, but if not, I'm the same and only shanembailey that was over there and everywhere else too. Do I need an intro? Read the bio. :)
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I think this place is in a weird phase where everyone is trying to convince others and themselves to stay. It is better in every way but y'all don't need to keep saying that. Go about your business, post cool stuff and it'll keep rolling along
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Elon Musk seen fleeing the area with a pair of massive shears www.theverge.com/2024/11/14/2...
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Let’s be clear, if Harris loses the election against someone we’re told is an existential threat to democracy itself, it’ll be her own fault, not the fault of some shitposters on social media.
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Just curious, why Michael Collins specifically and not any one of the other command module pilots?
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Chirds burping
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Obviously! If only people who use cars could walk!
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they had 50 years to codify roe btw :)
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thats crazy stella bc guess what. i love you too
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lol are you kidding me with this sentence: “The prime minister warned against "over-medicalising everyday challenges and worries of life"as he raised concerns about growing numbers of people deemed medically unfit for work, which have risen sharply since the pandemic.” www.itv.com/news/2024-04...
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You like this apartment? Only $5000 per month! *Utilities not included *No pets *Not furnished *Refrigerator not provided *No bathroom access– shit outside like the animal you are
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"It's such a pleasure watching the greats continue to be great over the course of a long and productive life. It's also a source of comfort." On Carol Burnett, Al Pacino, Ellen Burstyn, Bill Cobbs, Robert DeNiro and other vintage badasses. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/the-joy-...
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It's not isolating. It's self care.
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I desperately need help, I've made very little progress and have 15 days. Anything helps 435/3k paypal.me/inosaramet cashapp: givepancake venmo: glitchwitch420 #mutualaid #helpsky #crowdfund #disabled
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