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Omg I'm dizzy I haven't felt dizzy in a few weeks. I thought this nonsense was over! Sigh...
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Looks like my Blip and my Twitpic comment are both MIA in the twitterverse.
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@computermuseum shame I dont still have my 286 compaq portable, which was really anything but portable LMAO, last tweet 4 now, toodle pip
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@kelanjo19 I want to come to dinner but am so broke will have to go home straight after! Unless I make sum money sum how... Hmmm
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@paulabdulfan Bored =] on the paula boards =] i need energy lol
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@perlcub Ooooh, points to you for the obscure reference to foreign television shows. God I need sleep but need to get stuff done today
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@xxAnnaSxx But cool With your sis? Mmh well I don't know, there's nothing great on TV I think I'm off for a while now. cy later
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@zbeauvais Just from a friend who is developing a coffee program for Iphone. Always the geek though
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Been ill all day with flu type thing. Not good losing a whole day
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@allyheartsBB "and i won't wait for you forever.. watch that poor girl waste the best years of her life.." that line scares me
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Hm thought the bath would make me more sleepy but its just made me more awake lol
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@SHEEmusic Thanks for the follow! Gotta love fellow female musicians!
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@saaaaaarah15 Yeah ok cool test eachother....im dreading this exam so much, sorry i keep asking u questions all week, nervous! ha!
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@xohanna nawww thats nice i like you to... ill quote you here 'but not in a lesbo way' lol (Y)
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@bet33 morning .......dnt 4get MTV movie awards 2night!!
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@FuchsiaStiletto done joined the brunette bitch club can u pls dm your email so I can send u a party invite for 11/7 x
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@LesleyLambert I know there are some evil plants that take over, so I am educating myself before looking
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Drinking some black tea. It's delicious!
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@billyraycyrus Please shoutout to @mileyraysupport! You are awesome Billy Ray!!!
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Morning, got to go to work soon.
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Scratch that. No I'm not. I have to get ready for the dentist
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@DanSiego Dan Siego! I was in San Diego with Honor Society today and I did not meet you. I am truly heart broken
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Back from a surprisingly quick 5 miler, given the weekend's excesses
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And she sang to me when I took a real ill turn. I feel like a baby but I'm quite content. Can't sleep tho
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@alittlebit i couldnt pick the link up but guessed it was something like that
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My friend's younger sister is getting married this month end. How did I grow so old?
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@gillyhTTfan Looking forward to seeing them Are you planning on going back next year ?
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@katernz Yea! I hope I don't get to spend the morning in the airport again! Especially with such an early start
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@DubarryMcFly Going to have dinner. xoxoxo
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@CoachBilal you know what I mean Brother
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#FF The first part of her bio caught my attention, I'm still working on the details @ChitaHearse
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Keep the faith big guy - my Aussie Rules team have lost 3 outta 4 Liverpool on Sat isn't it? City are not allowed to win that one
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@fictillius Yeah... But $5.99... I'd rather use Tweetie! ($3.99)
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im not watching the footy show tonight, cause i love Matty, and that girl is a lsut and channel 9 are homos for sacking him
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@karawr I'm excited too
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@SGisler i need that shit now will drink whiskey instead ;)
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@mileycyrus God I love you Miley! lol! It's like, you're so excited for the awards but you want to play tennis?? It's random & I like it
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@BeckyC3 lol. I would but my mum wont let me
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@tweetweight 232.4 went WAY over my calorie budget yesterday.
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i knew this would happen !! i'd start feeling really ill and wouldn't be able to sleep. it's exactly the same as what happened friday >:|
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@KharmaIsis that's too funny... wtv?... didn't see the site yet...
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That's good @Hannahbanana25
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@davejmatthews @slessard just wanna be there tonight
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@amarita77 that is good and bad. If you busy then there are a lot of sick and hurt people
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haha my first sitemodel icon http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv223/lautnerx3/sitemodelx3.png
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@oilerboy94 It sucks. I'm sick the last week of school!
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@mileycyrus wishing you good luck today all the way from the UK have a great time x
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isPlayer Has Died! Sorry
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@EskimoJoelted mmmmm i cant do that
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Or maybe not cuz we just left alone. Lol. :p
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@PinUpMom hi Mom!Happy mother's day to you!
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I am very well!!
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@simplecake Me too.
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Okay Apple Online Store online again (haha).. nothing new
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@kellbell68 KELLY! What up?
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@crucify_brett Sorry to say, yes. And since we're outside town it's a lot of static on the line, which makes it flip out now and then
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Good morning all! Spent yesterday off the grid, with Laura and finished up a lot of wedding stuff
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@staceycmparker Awe! Thanks, Stacey! I currently have my "baby" girl (she's 11) asleep next to me 'cause her room is too hot.
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@MariamElisa thats sweet, thx. &pretty much bed ridden all wknd. sux bc i had some serious thrifting plans in brooklyn tommorrow
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@xpianogirl hehe Have any of them ever said anything to you?
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http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9835/handwritten1.png my handwriting .
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Man. Its already 8.30.. Sigh. Tomorrow is monday...
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@jackyan My pleasure as always I was enjoying #wineoclock
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Home - Made Pizza From Scratch You Want Some ? Lol . http://mypict.me/21Dj
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Why is porn following me? @lsbmibyytr
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@ikklePickle That's not very nice of them ... I think they've been talking to tge window fitters who arrived nextdoor tgis morning though
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Good Morning Susan! @sbwalsh
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@ccmatthews lol im so sleepy but i cant sleeep im 2 nervous abt 2moro lol
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Hehehe.Type 'jumpy' into search.A lot more people are jumpy than you'd think!!
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Nightmare again?
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@mynameiskarina hehehe i never passed math test succesfully this semester guru nya dendam ama gw lo bisa bgt gw veter
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@ladytia aside from the use of "sex" as a term, I like that latest post
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@wendylimerick nope saturday is the opening and then it will run untill the 18th my stuff is in there too
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im so tired. my eyes are watery.. idk what happen..
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i lost a follower looooool
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@2ndbrain Btw, how to Lars
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What? NOOOOO! I cant get on my GOONL!NE emails
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@MajesticFlame Heh, that sounds pretty cool - I love geeky stuff
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@jaysmiamiheat haha. wait what? school? I'll be there tomorrow all day ughh
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@staceyyhoward I don't know.. I'm stupid. -_- I really would have liked to see them.. Oh well.. Maybes next time.
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hahaha i think i have the best g&m quotes. thank u @iamthecommodore for being a REBEL who says no hugs? haha
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@KISSMEBITCHES i cant pull an all nighter anymore.. if i do i better not be drunk it sucks coming in to work at 6
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@tommcfly tooooooooooooooom
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@Hybrid911 haha, what would they do without you
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home page says a 30min delay
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@anthonypeso lmao! yeah I corrected myself...i had a moment
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so twitterworld, im having a twitterbreak. tweet you when i can.
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My mother forgot to warn me that it was negative 12 outside and to dress warmly. Ive had cold chills and goosebumps for the last 3 days!
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@kidsfashion it was great! thank you
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@pfmonaco That is the NEW Fiat 500. Come in all colors of rainbow here. Very popular in Italy. Run & work well.
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new bg for a change. lols.
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@TessMorris Ok....is it secret?! x
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@NikkiTV37 being stuck at work has many disadvantages
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@Emily_xoOx i hit her with my thong but yes
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@ShineSoFly who cares?
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@vickinguyen you don't tweet enough! <3
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@eddyhendergrass that sounds like the scariest zombie dream ever.
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Why do i feel so out of control
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@mileycyrus Why? That's a bit awful!
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@immin so... what drew you into it??
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