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@TheLastDoctor tinned peaches! mmmmm I like the juice!
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@unitechy nahi re.. BSNL office had 2 days holiday.. Could not yet submit the application..
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@Meggan88 NOOOO, really..LOL Just messin with ya
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OMG. I just got bit by a mosquito.
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She hates me! http://pikchur.com/az5
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@oridusartic ah okeh. Interesting thanks for the info
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@GhMurtaza I just read your reply right now, I'm sorry I didn't reply any sooner! It was on the Fox Soccer Channel.
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@readyfuels When God was handing out names he kept that one just for him. I LOVED Hedi before he came along
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@kricket_rc234 Sorry, I'm at the AP sticky post now and I can't find the PDF. So you said only 22K of 40K tics were sold so far?
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Finished one full pack of mentos .. did nothing for my throat I need minti!
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@aishola 'Twas a superb day, hope u did too.
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@HoneyJune k... i guess i cant help it.... byeee 4eva.... (m really sad)
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@AllDayEveryDay_ the scribbly one? i think i will get it thank you!
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@Styles818 I still want death of auto tune thooooo
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@CrystalDDG4EVA She said she probably won't be able to with everything that's going on. I want her to go, though.
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@SHEz0so0FFiCiAL i would fedex yu some of this pizza hut
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@ddlovato awww!!! Glad to hear you and your family get a vacation!! Enjoy it! I don't know when the last time I took a vaca w/my family.
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@sofiesunshine LMFAOOO 'oh mersyside is full of shit' typical man utd fans!! :') i miss thisss!
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@StDAY Haha, that's fine. I was only giving you crap. Thank you though.
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I couldn't fit #TwitterRemix in my last tweet
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Working on a maths quiz to torture unsuspecting first-year engineering students - mwahahahaha! But what a sad way to spend a Friday night
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im not kidding! i hate the bugs with wings
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@ninja_says do it! I had one but forgot to renew it in dec and someone else bought it
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My cat's injured.
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http://dayna.dreamwidth.org for the daily random-ness
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@yoko71 LOL yeah, so he better keep it coming...
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@martha_s is most definitely one of them.... now I am really going to sleep
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BOBBY is very sorry for being so naughty to mommy this morning http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6884199
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@ItsaKirani You complete me. loolz <3
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My tummy hurts
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at the parents house.. nephews leaving sad
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i found my mito dvd oh i am happy
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My sheets are in the dryer oh well, too tired to care. Bare mattress, here i come.
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Is anyone here? -feels ignored-
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@Mia322 yeah, am consuming enough to bathe a family of 3. Think that should keep me hydrated
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Aww. I miss davidarchie. I heard he already leave Philippines. Aww. Soo sad
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@simoncurtis Pizza Sounds Really Good Right Now...Especially At 2am...HAHA
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@rockstah Its not worth the effort
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I want 2 give a shout out 2 my new followers n the tweeples I'm following ya'll ROCK
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ironic...sutil massive crash in front of @jayegan.....wonder if theres enough spares? the bits were only just made in time
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@samanthaprince Cuz he is an outside cat, and keeps getting out, and we will get evicted if they find out.. We prayed so long about it..
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@missionmcflyoz Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
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twitter is boring tonight
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beeeed xx
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@shawdiee_hunn cuz i said so
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@Starstrukk09 aww that made me so sad
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Whether it's the release of Palm Pre or the new iPhone, I'm not bothered cuz they are gonna be over priced and I can't afford them.
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@cheribeli the weekend is soooo far away
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@RecipeGirl woops! sorry for the "t" and about you injury.
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@MitcheMusso .. 18 days left, right? Oh my god I'm freaking excited! I hope the cd will come to germany excactly that day..
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there are these kool disney bedroom designs at spotlight, i want my room to be DISNEY design
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Just got on the megabus en route to London! Britney in just over 12 hours!
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@Werewolf_SethC Oh I see. How are you liking it?
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@hot30 if i rocked up on thursday. would you let me in
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@head_bigg The mad marathon of Gears 2 sessions has done my Xbox in LOL! RROD last night
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@Glinner Is he mad? Surely everyone knows it was you and you're pretty good at spotting a good hand. Oh well, easy money
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My mom and I totally scry something and it came real. Cooool and kinder weird. But still cooool hahah
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Its ok jnasty. i wasn't talking about you. I was talking about someone else.
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Yup vertical hold and small bite. Almost have a handle on average chew/swallow (# repeat & trail) & drink inclusions. More neater than I.
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Walked to work, it's looking a bit cloudy outside makes me sad #twago
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Photo: jhesset-hime: AWH! he looks like my kitties before they grew up http://tumblr.com/xkx1wpb7v
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@acowboyswife kewl, but was hoping I'd be selected. Off to crying corner LOL ;o
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@ryanmtedder Hey Ry!!
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@Catherine_C http://bit.ly/anQjU ACE prize winning FAN MADE vid for best single NOT released in 2008. Please keep retweeting.
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@mcraddictal
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@melaniemayron52 think it is easier through the web
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@FallenStar1 go out!
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Another sad sad sad sad sad song ever ever ever (but nice nice nice, very nice!!!) song!!!! =( ? http://blip.fm/~5erza
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@jessicalmoreau I cheched for ya - Of women who do develop breast cancer, most do not have a family history of the disease.
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@amieewhitney Love that lipstick Oh... and I promised a *real* pic of me in the shirt *hrhr* Hang on...
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hahah mom bought me dark eyeshadow 'cause she thinks that I shouldn't wear light eyeshadow dunno why. But hey, free eyeshadow ;D
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is off to develop and scan his film baby peektures ahoy
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why on earth can i not change my profile picture
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@Babystray had xrays yesterday...saw stone...nearly into bladder.....but it's just of case of pop the painkillers & wait till it passes
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Started up some d2m ppc stuff about a week ago (used to do alot!) - very happy with the results think I might blog about my methods
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Plane debris found in path Air France jet took http://tinyurl.com/mmcpsv
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cant afford to see Angels and Demons, so i watched it for free: http://tr.im/lvBu
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Husband and I are doing a weight loss challenge. First person to lose 10 lbs wins. He's goin' DOWN!!! (I'm super competitve) rawr!!
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waits for @sebby_peek to text i miss himmmmm
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@ohsailor oh I can't see on my phone! I'm sry bb I thought u couldn't find it
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@TomFelton WE L0OVE YOU!!! Please tweet back!
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SORRY! I write/tweet wayyyy too much XD I APOLOGISE IF IM ANNOYING U/CRAMMING UR TWITTER WIT MY BORINGNESS!
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@joshuaarnao I think I look more like Britney Spears than Meg Ryan.
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@KatMcGraw that's so sweet. Thankyou. I needed that
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@EmilyWBRU LOL True to that...
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I'm incredibly bored which is making me really really want to eat something but we have NOTHING in, and that is NOT an exaggoration!!
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@husker13 sleep after 11 am!! Eeks!! So not My thing! I am into My sleep! ;) I hope you ended up getting some good sleep!
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@Jae878 i know.. but shes trying to get her 2 boys to bed its just down the road anyway... oh well
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@xoAda - haha. I'm not even tired!
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@nicoldammit yes Nicol sleep you had SUCH a long day today hahaha.
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Gah... Started coughing :/ Fuck off sickness
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@charleypearson try 200 x
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@Bern_morley awww I remember when my mama did that to me..mine was a 200$ hairdresser bill and damn didnt i feel like a chump lol
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@geekgirl444 where's the fun in that?
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im off peeps g2g to school damn i wish u could just stay at home but i cant anyways see you peeps laterzz byee peace out ?
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I don't want to vacuum the pool, but I want to go swimming...
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@MileyH whatcha having? I want sunday dinner toooo
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@jaret2113 why did you change your background? i liked the other one
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Time to get up. I seem to love my bed too much lately, overslept again, kinda. I knew I had to get up yet I ignored every alarm
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@NBC15NEWS You trying to be funny. Ha Ha !
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