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my doctor sucks ass. still no fucking diagnosis and all he gave me was co-codamol. iv been given that everytime iv went bastardss.
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10 am and it's already 73 degrees....hello summer weather!
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@TWCWeekends Hi Amy! Its a pleasure tweeting with you and the TWC crew!
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last night we got #shortstack onto trending topics this night it #forourheros turn
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@brianlogandales hahah why? its sounded like something out of the acme cartoons lol. kiss john for me
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@loveivy Oh, I see. Daily life shots? It'll be interesting as well.
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Man, I drank some iced coffee from McD's a couple hours ago, I'm wired and can't go to sleep
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@leenuhvfc I think mom's are like that coz my mom too and my dad as well..when I wake up they're gonna shout at me ughh
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@stolenxsanity Okay. Then I'll go see this movie.
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http://bit.ly/eOvUw I like cried when I saw this... Is he like depressed or what???
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@karenkougar Hey, I happen to live in the boonies
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@Freezy24 <--- one of the most sexiest men I have yet to meet in my twenty years life.
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@georgevalencia I wont be.. But I see you tomorrow
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Why am I awake? ballet exams start today! mine in one wekk :| help? currently in my bed wishing sleep upon me with ma cuzzz.
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@petsalamander *pours red fanta all over you* see, was worth it
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@Clara_miss my best friend won tickets to see them from kiis fm!
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why my houise is so could?! at this time i really wanted to have a notebook to sit outside with the sun and get a little warmer
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@tuftedpuffin Really? I liked Mr. Dressup better. Also, Mr Dressup looked like my grandfather
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Tummy ache Pre lesson observation nerves. Roll on 3pm.
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@Ellegeeict I know - this place ain't been the same without your regular tweets - sort it out!!
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ugh, must've ate something or something iduno, eyes are red, nose full of crap, stomach isn't feeling to well either I blame GoDaddy.
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@IamMaxatHotSpot Blackadder ITC! I see it! Ok! I'll try!
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@LRon_Jaii gawd wish I had an early nite. I blatently thought it was friday today!!!
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@robgt2 have a nice holiday
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@kimmikennedy OH chit I got the mag but didnt open it yet *theres talk of CA in smoothgirl**damm internet rumors
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@RachelLock22 when you tell jes that your the girl in the video you will be let in RIGHT awayy. and me to cos il be with you
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@willameda I really really hope that doesn't happen.
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my stomach hurts sooo bad.
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There is a group of guys playing cards opposit me, weird if I ask if I can join in? I'm so lonely
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@aliceadict Rest of the night went wll - shame you couldn't stay longer
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@pato_30stm Ah lol, i liked well the beard.
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Lookie! http://twitpic.com/7i8m8 i just find this such a coolbeef! (that's my wor of the day. Random, i know!) off to bed night twitteria
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Please follow my mate Ben: @strangeneon because 1) he's one of my best mates, b) he's in China & 3rdly he's new to twitter
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@FaeryQueen07 I am making breakfast for my girls and i will begin to work in like 1 minute no time for batcave for me hopefully tonight
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Home now... Gonna do my HWs in a while... I could finally go home during lunch.
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@cat_elliott aww congrats to all of you That's fantastic! Hope the weather stayed nice xxx
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@serenetan http://bit.ly/KWDwJ check this out
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there's lightening so the rain soon after will surely put me bed. lemme get ready
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@Asbo_T Lol, FB and Twitter versions of the same message! @davegarnar just finds me moderately amusing occasionally
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ohh s**t... drop by 2 101. bukisa.com
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So I got seven hours of sleep last night, which is great, but now I can't sleep again..... Back to getting three to four hrs
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@hotstuffjohn the guy with the cat made me cry laughing, i couldn't take it
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@NickyMcB thats great! I have a little sister which is 11 years younger. She drives me nuts though lol
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Fml. Soccer tryouts are today
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@Pepperfire oops I guess I shouldn't have LOL'd sorry
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@alangoodenough thats what we are doing too
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just stuck a MASSIVE jonas brother poster in Jaob's bed. lets see his reaction eww....moley, curly, chest hair... :L :L
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@LoriBartolozzi Thanks...I am worried that it didn't pass and the pain will come back They gave me Diladid and it worked wonders in ER!
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@Sunny808 yeah I did.. I'm so not good tho, I didn't have a glove so now I have a blister on my hand! Haha teach me!!
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At least the man utd fans won't have far to travel back home to Kent and other southernly regions
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watching the netherlands girl again. well now brad kavanagh again.
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@lil126stephy yep all alone
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I miss the homestyle chunky applesauce... It was all nicely diced and cinnamon covered. R.I.P. My delectable treat
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@brennanhillard I do too! Gah. We can totally be lame together. Maybe then we'll be a tad less lame. Haha
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@lizzie123x yeah just youu ask them and then print screen youu asking theemm x
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@thenewbnb meera is ahead of me tweeting C&H quotes today @meerasapra
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@AmyAllTimeLow It will happen!! hehe we're determined We'll go on the hunt tomorrow ;)
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@DaSqUeAkYOne its horrible I'm sitting in subway listening to the horrible as music in here
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@Kimbalicious oh hey my family was fine thanks
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@enzobalc I have been abducted by the green aliens. They have taken me to Tehran. We're going green in support of free elections in Iran
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@aaronob I'm sorry, i'd be mad too
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OMG! the vulture's an endangered species in india! 99.9% are gone! india's lost 74million in last 10 yrs
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I think I need to head off again- still havent slept yet Ta Ta for now.
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getting reaady to go to a's house
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@himynameisrose haha oh really? LOL
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@LimaBeantheGrey it nice meeting you too Miss Lima!
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@deversum That's cool, I'm writing and messaging. You go right ahead and ignore me. ;) Kidding! I know you're busy.
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Thinking that @AndrewHansen1 is going to be conned into giving me a back rub tonight! My neck is MEGA sore
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@ddlovato I miss that feeling! Its like you're too hyped and too exhausted and a part of you wants to stay awake to "feel" reality...
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Have a good day all. I'm off to work
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@cleokid Outlook not so good
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That was kinda a lot huh? lol Yall are welcome it was a pleasure takin them lol I tried to put up the best ones
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@MJNuts Girl, ya gotta vote then revote then vote again ... and then vote ... vote ... vote!
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I'm outta here! I feel like Jon n his late nite twitpic tweetin n da dark... Goodnite sleep tight all!
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AH! Such good news! BONE BONES BONES BONES GOT RENEWED!!!!!!!!
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@MarkRosenbauer How are you this mornoon?
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@suzeeeeee I still hate you
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@tjt72 lol.. hopefully a nice one
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So now I'm back, with a bad head ache think I'm coming down with the cold my sister & mum has can't be bothered to revise but I have too!
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thank you friends for the greetings!
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#i love the verse " when i grab your neck, I touch your soul.." -Yeezy. and take that how you want to
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The Taxi Q at Pelangi was super loooong.. and now I'm getting headaches because of the hot-cold transition
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starving buhh i dnt feel lyk gettn up to cook this mornin
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@ManMadeMoon Nooo I'm more a GoW person than a CoD kinda guy.
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@METAMedicineUK Hi Rob, @Banksyart is now at @Banksyart2 - has been posting there since having probs with his @Banksyart account. Peace
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I can't believe I have to wear this bloody lime green rowntrees t-shirt. Ahhhhhh evil wh smiths.
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@captainjack63 15 subscribers and you ? Global Politics & News http://bit.ly/KvELC -----> this is a special one for you Jack
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do you have a classroom or subject wiki? if so, would you mind my showing it off at workshop tomorrow?
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@wanderlustwomen Thank you, been a very sad afternoon
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@mokargas we're toying with it for a HUGE site
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@diverdown how is that different from any other weekend ?
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@MissLynshue thx sis
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@brianmccoll oh.. well we dont much like steven harper over here
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@AryanaAdin and @JaylaStarr fucking rock! and sexy too
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He's gone trying not to cry
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@timforthewin22 Woop woop. They will.
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@rumpledoodles
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@HibaNick awesome its soo wiked wen they answer yor question
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@oldrainbow RLLY?! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! There, is your home! I'm so proud of you gurl, I wish to travel with you
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@pmgreco thank u!! Ill miss my dog
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