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@ShellyKramer teehee. gladly share a beer if I was within range. hat style would you go for at the moment? I could use a Belgian Saison!
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biting the bullet, transferring pagemethods into a webservice and using some jQuery goodness
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Someone in UNITED ARAB EMIRATES liked The Mastermind http://bit.ly/rLcX9
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@PascaleDeBom I would love to! Unfortunately there's a whole lot of French waiting for me today
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Well, theres bn lotz of quein- they all walk by me. And i didnt even rec charles :! Misha, omg- i was like thats the collins Ahh
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@stefanweber Just let me know, ok? We always have next Sunday if all else fails Have a good evening with the Mrs ;o)
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Wow it's really stormy outside now It's exciting! Tarpaulin blowing off scaffolding across the road - noisy!
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@cursedbyevil o stupid battery
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@themuttmart I am lost. Please help me find a good home.
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vp rotund on my nerves. i've outgrown this company
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@dragonflyeyes it has been at least 2 days since i have talked to her or even seen her on.. not cool.
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@xMoonyx lol ! my mate wants 2 go ! not sure if she got tickets tho !
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@moggy99 No internet last night; ER was brill, there was a massive explosion at the end of a nearby gas works ER on standby
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done with dinner.so happy to be eating home-cooked meals these days.major detox and saves me $$$.what a bliss
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@Arronap Sorry no M&G's for those dates sorry keep in touch for more give aways
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@cartoonmoney yeah I will first book is the film version though
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whats miley's background pic on her twitter? plz tell! i'd like help knowing! whats the picture... OF?
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@XMissxXxMurderX Poor you, that sounds pretty awful
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@knitboy you shouldve had a kit kat
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@Bluebee3 awesome so where you going to be working at?
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@manushee ooo! i tweeted this line long back, and it helped me make an awesome frnd here
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@xDevikax yeah i saw myself ! well. mother did.
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@daniel_keady when I get back to my computer i'm going to assassinate you. oops probably shouldn't have said that.
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@charleneortiz Hahahaha Really?
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@susiee hey you, stfu
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Sifting oodles of memories & thoughts, wrote-down on scraps of paper to recapture thingamejigs & moments to write about later, Grinning
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@urbanfly ive been caught napping with the swine flu, so have not been on the #socialsaturday ball today
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Oh jesus christ. BIGGEST mistake logging into facebook chat. Go awaaaay
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@lilyroseallen men then
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@IamSB hehe! But yaar,..hvnt got d download link o d song, yet,..
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Is watching Underworld with @nora_AT she has never seen it B4!!
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Going to the mall
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@heymilly oh and i have messaged you to answer your question
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@SapphyNo1 Grey here too!!! Car in the workshop so I shall be staying put today, flitting between Photoshop and Spymaster!!!!
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@PotagerGrdenGrl ankle sprain on Sunday. In an air cast. I think I tried to do too much on it yesterday now is all swollen.
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@PRPeta Busy, busy. When will you have time to be on Twitter, brightening up our days?
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@DJSMOOK What's up dude?
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@IMEDUCATEDNSEXI you too boo night night
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@Ddubs_Ky_Monkey Hope u have an amazing day today Monkey! U deserve it! No cheating on DEW & looking at THE PICTURE! lol Happy Bday! <3
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@WittyGirlDreams do something different
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SARS .. H1N1 .. Air France .. please cherish your life, people ..
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Hehehe only me and @rubennoo. Sounds exclusive
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stupid ear-pimple is hurty
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@Fishoutofsea Thanks FOS! I was in a Microsoft Paint drawing mood!
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@finnstrip Hehe, it is! We don't have @madmoo here to proof read our shit so...
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@TruckerDesiree http://twitpic.com/6qhrw - That's nice
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@StuckInLaLaLand He is!! hehe. It's just too darn adorable.
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@Jesscaz Thanks Jess... that explains a lot Bubble & squeak - patties-potato,vegies-u can make out of leftovers
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@NoelClarke I missed you on T4 I'm hurt Can I...have a hug??? Virtual one of course HA!
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Just head butted the window haaawww major head ache
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please. Someone work for me. shelby
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@LarisaBelliveau Thank you darlin! You are much too kind, though I am very appreciative. #lovetheirwords
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i have such a sore head
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@tommcfly dont worry tom, you will be back winning sooon, i am like voting for you like every 20 mins xx
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@sipme oh that's awful I used 2 smoke a pack a day, horrible stuff! My 1st pregnancy helped me stopped cold turkey. Now Im 100% opposed.
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@mooseharris bad one!... all ok hopefully? Nod here, birthday treats.. hope your anniversary gets better!!
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if i remembered my $20 i would have my earbuds right now
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@chevale chicken chop? yum! hmm, idk. just wait for my mom to cook. haha if not then i'll eat schoko mac & cream crackers LOL
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http://shar.es/3WEZ First India article with photos, check it out!
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@Applecored Oh I know I just meant "that" stare, the one about two seconds from certain death
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@KinanLW Haha, but all in all, have you been able to see the people you also want to see again?
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@spitphyre arre seriously! They shud take his sperm nd clone him into 23 yr old single guys
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Just saw the worst player ever on 'The Weakest Link.' She voted off someone who already left in the previous round. She is Nigerian
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@Bleakey at that BET awards performance of deja vu. my lil curly fro is little it won't be huge by october.
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@pillpushera She's a cutie - I saw the other pics of her as well
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@darthbender I resorted to my ex-boyfriend. Sad.
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@JoeMiechowicz I hope so. And red is my favourite colour of course
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@michaelgrainger Ohhh just read your profile...you found a Ruby...very sweet...good for you
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@katyperry, aw, aren't we all hunnah. Well I loves you katy. You're spoiled with love from me. Haha! I don't get spoiled with no loves.
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http://twitpic.com/680uy - Look at the BIG expo!
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@JordanSykes I loved mine...but then it broke. I hate how everyone is getting BB's now though because they've saw them on TV. Lol
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@mistygirlph Oh, I didn't know @johncmayer did a cover with Norah Jones Thanks for the link!
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@aryaditya ohh ok thnx ..will get touch with @benstrider are you listening ? probably am visitng there next to next weekend !
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@DarrenRoberts wake up at this time every day I'm meeting up with some lovely Twitter pals for the first time today. Very excited!
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@iissaa16 Yeah! I think I might cry. Hahaha. Because "he'll" die. Haha.
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@katie_andhearts AHAHAHAHAA XD I have to go now chat lateer xx
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@beckinelson awww honey
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@brykins I feel like the only one in the world thats not having next week off Rubbish!!
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good morning twitter
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@Jennymac22 addict of twitter, but cmon i aint that bad am i
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headache ... but sooooo worth it haha
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@Youtube is still not letting me accept friend invites! Sorry guys
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@WOAHAmber LOL! That would be awesome!
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http://twitpic.com/6gsuo - Pretty much a sucker for photos like these. This is why I love Tumblr so much.
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@violetbakes Thank you for pic
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@paulinahearts because i was all alone and i missed youu
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Is going to lay out & tan ... & read... Text it <3 geez i miss him ! I love you Tyler
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@BBRRIITTTTYY ohh yeah nah i didnt. i didnt get to go but i did see them their first ever gig in aus! and their 1st show this yr (: x
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Robin Hood was well sad I even had a little cry. X
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@oktak Thank you!
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@TechnoSwag And think you're right! =D Thanks for the comment.
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@kasia101 yeah good idea. Direct Message me your number
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cleaning whilst listening to 50s music
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KAISER WHO? Hello, adriano, can u hear me? lol Fun day.
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oh yea!!! n im mad that cavs LOST!!!!! bron bron im smh at you!!!! i wanna c Lebron vs Kobe!!!!
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@DevonAokiFan Awww!! That's so sweet of you!
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@Keryje i'm ok. And this isn't the best place to tell aunty jen
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@JustBon4 Eurovision? Where exactly are you?
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@juliajoinjonas omg i totally forgot bout that! sorry.
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@wonkybonkers welcome to the club ahha
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