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Another loser: Thanks to @alephhaz I lost the game - #lostthegame http://tinyurl.com/p4joss
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oh no she's awake :O fuck ing cat
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how exciting. @Corum soring on the couch at 9:15
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@HannahElise01 i know how you feel i've been doing homework all weekend too. my eyes hurt coz i'm so tired
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Alex just showed up at my house with a broken heart..
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@earthXplorer AWWW poor puppy
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@JelliBeen92 exactly!
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@Hollywelch BOOORED, DOING HOMEWORK
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just finish my luncch hehe gna watch a movie now
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@rockstah LOL thanx for pushing me, smtimes real lazy i am
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@sarahjph Adelaide, Australia. Other side of the world!
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@mistressmia hey babe! Missed u at #rockplat yes back in aus June august nov. Will u be around?
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@mandythetwit stock up on Good Green Tea for Wimbledon - its only 40p per bottle keeps sean cheerful - not
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@gozinepetter love the song and liked the movie
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Dont know what to revise
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@BlokesLib i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i'm up for that as well
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@ComedyQueen it hasn't shown up yet but we're working on it #TwitterTakeover
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@PembsDave this is becoming a ritual for me! cant go to bed until i tel you good morning! Good morning.
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Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain
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@SamHowat Glen's a cool guy...got our ABR certification together! I've only been there once since he sold...it will never be the same.
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Cuhs I want to talk to you on the phone.. And plus you still have to do hw we barely talk today. I'm sad that your having fun and I'm ...
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ARIZONAAAA! - japannaly: hhhahaha now you can�t go thursday! YOU BITCH! jk hahaha http://tumblr.com/xej1jtj9w
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@ttaasshhaa I know so true i miss everyone bad And make that three, I ALSO want one of those Cameras! Lol.
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packing. . Jakarta. Here I come!!!
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Oohhh to be dancing to hideously marvellous 80's music whilst watching Bowie work the lycra tights on the big screen I miss out ...
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@organizersandy good morning! how are you I haven't talked to you in such a long time
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@brian_rob happy birthday
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@Whtwzrd always a pleasure ... God Bless you too thx - really glad to do it, no need to thank me always ;)
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@fyCariad We want our Torchwood back! Also btw, what is your username on tf? I actually have no idea. XP
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@tissuerose Is it safe? I'm scared my lappie got virus
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@bexiclepop She's just a little kid under immense pressure And �7 is good, DEAL.
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@indiqo yep, I use it too. I even sync the database with dropbox so I've my passwords updates on all mac
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@mileycyrus hey miley its my birthday! i hope you could wish me a happy birthday!
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drinking coffee, watching Jeremy Kyle ("Did my ex burn down my house?") and planning my day
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@FuzzyMonsters I hadn't actually noticed haha, but purple seems like a good colour
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@johnholmesii I just set the DVR. Thanks, bud-DY!
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@truffle_shuffle a) Sorry b) Yeah, idek why. After like 20 tweets I wanted to kill myself already. It was painful.
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English exam at 1030 i hope i get there with time to spare lol
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It's not sunny outside today... it's cold.
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@jockmac honestly? I liked the colour of the top. I was six at the time. I'm 31 now and I still like the colour of the top!
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@ColdHearted19 Heyy There You Alright?..
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@sweetdreamer I love the iphone too :p lol
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@rana__xx i think you need a hug. a good hug. and lollies and Andy in your bed.
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@Safer_Sephiroth But is the cake a lie?
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@coliwilso they're not nearly as scary now
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@eepitswill hahaha welll you suck. You never know of might happen today
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@crazytwism yessssss infinitely!
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@AimeeSaras Yes indeed!! And I hate feeling like this!! I've tried everything to distract myself, but nothing really worked
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@dirtydann101 lol..I'd have to pray..Lord..give me strength to resist this temptation lol! And he's so down to earth..omg..mmmmm
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@xsparkage imagine if you really were lost and lost all contact with DT! that'd be the saddest day of my life haha
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@KTDP mood swing from hell
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@contentwhore lure her in with a foot massage!
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@vewe Thanks!
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@MariahCarey noo! You borrowed them!!!hahahaha LYM!
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regrouping Twitter Friends now do reply if you want to be included (in case I miss any!) thanks!
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@snowandstars Still Saturday night? In that case, happy Saturday!
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great tweeps, excellent convo tonight as we helped @pamslim celebrate her impromptu book tour start
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dillon just called me a twitore aka a twitter whore
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I want this crazy rain and shit to hit here. Any regular day in H-town.
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@Ozquilter He does a bio filter using plants. Did the Melbourne & Tokyo aquarium water filter systems. Council might not approve
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waiting for my vegetables lasagne to be ready.
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@Touch_Reviews got one!
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@zanelowe Lucky you, my best mates drove down to Glasto from Scotland last night but i'm working
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@Triptophobia I'm on my Mac. I don't have MSN. I'll be online when I'm done.
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@alex240993 #Follow Friday never gets me any followers lol
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@caffeinebomb thanks for the follow back and for the congrats exciting stuff! Your work looks really interesting [...]
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@topdan Can't wait! Luv the workstation demand! Go Neville!! Need some jamming happy Friday music.
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Its pouring today fail.
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is getting ready 2 head out 2 the gym, gotta do some cardio and strength!
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@ddlovato I'm so stoked about your new CD =] I can't wait for it! You inspire me so much. I love you
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@KILA21 dang i cant look at it all the way through?! aww shuccks! haha but thats cool
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@xoxnaquel haha Ok sooo i watched jb on sports center on youtube the one guy was like ''they do have some man in em'' &im like excuse me?
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I'm dying at home. i wanna go out This is like a jail. Mummyyyyyy, I'mmmm dyyyiiinnnnnggggggg.
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@SpikedEffect i drink so much of the stuff that my skin is getting screwed up. Got to quit it for just a few days
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@restey11 Great thanks Got up and had my hair & eyebrows did for Camden OMFG!!! 1 week!!!!!!!
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Getting a bit jealous that some people's @glastofest tickets have arrived and mine haven't yet
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Time for me to go - Ace Ventura is currently signing a Gregorian Chant version of "Alrighty, Then." It's a sign from God.
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@BigAssBadger flippin' eck! You are a dangerous man!
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@krystalrenee24 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
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Still have to go to school. Lukcy @DavidArchie. He doesn't goto school anymore. x(
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the one that i hate the most just texted my mum wishing her mother's day!! He's a jerk!!!! Why did he do this?!
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@pearled Seriously! At least your uni is somewhat close. It takes me 40 minutes each way
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@Rocmoney high five to ya
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Before I go a step further, I gotta give a shout out to @7thdayslumber It was at their show that I answered the altar call a year ago
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@bringbacksatc your tweet was just included in The Longest Poem in the World www.longestpoemintheworld.com/tweet/14230/
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Grrr... Trying To Write A Song Is Harder Then I Thought
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@LizLemonCologne Ahw Still hope you'll reach your destination soon!
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@Glowstarz Oh, but I hate water, do I have to?
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@Chesneyh Yuppp! Did you?
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Yo dats wack I just got out the shower I'm sittin on my bed naked wat next niggas r crazzzyyyy!!! Lol..where's my plans son! Lol blahh!!
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@JamieSMcC you got mms working yet??? My boss said his is working but mine ain't
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@evildejison i have a weakness for premium denim! im a slore for Paige but shoot i feel i can make from target to nordstrom fly!
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I can text and treadmill at the same time.
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@Widgetty again now after a small sneezing fit-hopefully wont be too much
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Not working..
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Ugh, it's 90 degrees.
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@Lancerman123 alright, i will give you one more chance, but only because i liked talking to you about everyday life.
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@arwyn84 king single from smith city. it has a pillow top and is only 15cm smaller than a double bed
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@orangetim yep
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@mskninah yeah well nobody cares! Lol no jk jk but cuz I had a really scare dream with you in it!!
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