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@Bonedwarf that's not how it's done, you need to fill in forms these days rather than homicide do it, banks desperate for business
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@taylorswift13 do you like SpongeBob taylor? what cartoon you like the most? sory bout my terrible english
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@saucerpass The nametags that we have are AWESOME! Just wait until you see them!!!
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@pattycakesxo OMG! WHY DID YOU CRY? I'm the cry baby! Not you. D;
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@KISHAAA Hey, when did @souljaboytellem last talk to you? And how did you get on his tops and not me?
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Seem to be getting lots of #ff today! I like it! Thanks all! Highlight reports all finished! I can now wind down for the w/end ahead!
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@Phee78 that's awful
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Send a postcard and receive a postcard back from a random person somewhere in the world! *I'm ready! http://ff.im/-2ZVgd
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@sharynluu I think Im sick as well You going to school tomorrow?
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today was the day i was supposed to be getting married. the economy ruined that, thanks economy.
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Well... I guess I'm about to head out and go.... Well Idk where yet... But I'mma go somewhere! LoL I'm kinda tipsy TGIF
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@gfalcone601 you have no crunchy nut? we have no peace , theres work going on in my house i had to get up at 8 xx
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@tommcfly Tom, David said he love POV. Any songs of David that you enjoy in particular?
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@elismaroets has this always been the case? Or did you wake up like that this morning?
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WHOISPROPHECYFollow the Track Cartel©-------->@WHOISPROPHECY & @SIDESHOWBEATS <--those are my right hand men
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In a hospital, vomitted three times this morning. My stomach's empty as I haven't eaten all day. Feel very weak right now.....
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OMG @mollermarketing - I had no idea!! TY TY TY ! @DanicaPatrick is beyond awesome
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@freakgoddess i wish i could have some ... Anways enjoy.. see ya tmrw...
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@sidsmumma Superglue is the only way to go!! x
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@Liferoot It's his friend, and an officer so... yeah.
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@aprilllllx *gasps* and you could't tell me? why? i'm sad now! can you come over here or me over there?
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@tarranti Cheers - you too
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@coeah Played one for you.
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@livetosingxo and i had our first fight
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@mileycyrus woow!! you read our replies can't wait to see you here in Brazil, Miley!! You're awesome!
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Good morning
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@immanuelruby - Thanks. Wish you the same
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@lunglock happy birthday to your sister and liam, that gqmf. Poor man
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Anyone know where you can buy jonas brothers tickets? You know i live in sweden but i don´t know where to buy the tickets someone help <3
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@Jakesmom02 awe, well that was sweet of her kids are just the best! They suck the life out of ya & then bring ya back w/ a hug or kiss
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If ur listening to @nkairplay, you may need to refresh ur players b/c I just reset the server for JBlock's show. Might've kicked u out
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@Ryan_Tudor yep tried restarting and I have a ton of free memory... had no other programs running at the time and nothing works
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@davejmatthews @slessard since you didn't play thank you can we please hear that tomorrow? i love love love ending a show with that!
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@oresteian could be that too Look don't burst my bubble of hope in thinking there's inherently decent folks out there >_< ~sigh~ ;)
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/candygirl123/3599186544/sizes/o/ Cutest cast ever. I love this show.
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@robinng @edwintcg heh u wish! i connected it to the DVD player's line in/out jacks... nothing!!
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@OwenGerrard only thing I have for a hobby is computers & video games.
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I so don't wanna go outside, I don't have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...
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@SadittysAsh Okay I officially hate ur JOB! Stole my BFF from me
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@ElyssaD Yes it sure does! My internet keeps getting disconnected so the uploading gets cut off and I have to start again
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@Tatuaje1 i'm working on one now...
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I'm not Danielle I'd never. Ily so much.
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@tomfelton http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - ohw but you had fun, right? it's always sad to leave, but if you have beautiful memories, it's ...
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@madamecupcake what's wrong??
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Well, I think you how and where to fix that!
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why are sundays so uneventful??
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@robinkurz if I get a chance tonight u might get a short chapter 12.
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@GirlwitCurls hahaha u should try and write a poem about it
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@HartHanson Re:Booth's Grandfather? My fellow Oklahoman, James Garner, would be awesome!! Mention ur an OU Sooners fan & he'll do it!!
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@fountain1987 you make me sad ! why did you have to leave hollyoaks ?! you were amazing it made me cry ! good luck with everything x
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@TheBetterSexDoc Thats wonderful I agree, catching up is always great. Twitter is just great in particular lol
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I'm about to be finish with this story! ha! I'll gonna post it soon
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@jerseygalrocker NOOOO! Sorry I can actually reply! I'm sorry! You should text all day tomorrow! I know its not the same! I feel for ya.
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OUT TO EAT! missing technology academy of excellence already...and we just got back...........
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@brinalovesjoe ahha yeahh are you seeing JB this week? (:
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@OriginalOG I promise to do it next week....but I have to figure it out! lol
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@yupyeahuhhuh The yyy's are my fav and I've never seen them. I have the worst luck when it comes to them.
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@KameronElaine Thats Sucks
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A Sunday well spent! Don't feel like work tomorrow
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If you're following Andrewbui123 on twitter, UNFOLLOW HIM. He is not Andrew Bui!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@hiyer mera aadha ya thakur or gabbar ke aadha, yeh log tho muche baatne ka plan kar rahe hain aur thum muje dhokebaaz keh rahe ho
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@Angpang @Itxi_Itx When I was 18 a little girl called me "the old lady". It hit me as very funny at the moment - never forgot it.
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@reba any chance you'll be heading to Montreal, Quebec anytime soon? I'd LOVE to see you in concert here
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@tinmouth the men in that apartment have no fucking luck does it have a happy ending?
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@macarser sorry. blip has broken links sometimes and grooveshark has better selection.
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@Jerbeast http://bit.ly/MWX6x you will love this video
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@poptrashmusic LOL Ok. Yeah, last night was alright.
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@casual_intruder or how about a I Love Your Blog sign from Harold, that would be cool!
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@jenna119 AWWWWWWWW Happy Birthdauy How old are u going to be
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@ella_1417 Can you just send me the link? Hehe. Thanks, Ella.
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Who out there wants to describe crowdsourcing to @apryll_lopez??
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@fossiloflife tht still isn't pg 5 ;) and give us some credit for getting u thr @CruciFire @crazytwism @ijithu
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That is, if i'm not permanently banned from the computer. why cant i be an only child? =P anyway goodnight all! <3
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isPlayer Has Died! Sorry
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@bad_housewife Are you doing the housework? I'm confused
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@stompthewalrus yep, we miss you
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Why does twitter eat my DM's? Not happy
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Eastenders time right fancy some onion rings
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@justiniiams Oh! Going to have a look @philgerb & your current boss-can never have enough positive inspiration!THANKS
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Getting close to 2K followers! I feel a chocolate party coming on! You are all invited
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my mum said I can't travel because of swine flu!!!!
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It was awesome but short.
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@missthaing13 oh oh what did you post? I missed it too!
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@whatswithinu Doing wonderful, Pam! And you? Just downed my first cup!
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@CHILLSPOTATL ok thx... I'll be there
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@mileycyrus u have a perfect body mileyyy
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@choley Coolness. (I fail though, I still haven't seen Star Trek NerdFail)
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@rowbear1 nooooo. dun be sad
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@theknickermafia she caught me looking and thought I was #uptonogood lol
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time for a tea break
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@tercowas Good morning .. another more 6 doesn't hurt ..How are you ?
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Hates it when someone doesnt know how to appreciate
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aw atl arent playing on monday
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@marchie1 yes... it does help. such a long road ahead...I cant tell the future. who knows....
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why can't 30 ever be on twitter when i am? they normally come on like, an hour after i go off
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my "Katie" bracelet keeps falling off im scared im going to lose it
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@JonathanRKnight Why oh Why did you bring us all to the unmentionable place... we knew it was coming but still in denial
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OMG my tummy is messed up!
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@sydneohhh aww no its not hot at all! today it was supposed to get up 2 70 but it only got up 2 65 and on monday it going to be 40 out!
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@dougiemcfly ring dave!! or the lizards are goin back to the shop.!! this is from your poor neglected mother goose
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