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@RetroRewind love the new pic Dave....It's adorable!!
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@BlessedBy3Kids Let me guess.......The "Dead Things" are winning.
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@khushi4all arrey! we are around! y do u then worry! u can talk to us! all of us here!
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@mario here's an idea for a new twitterfeed feature: an option to limit twitterfeed tweets to a retweetable length
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@JonathanRKnight If there is any consolation, we're possibly getting snow here in Calgary tomorrow! SNOW IN JUNE - only in Calgary!
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@blackmamba23 *clutches pearls* lol but that sucks
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@sccrpr0digy http://twitpic.com/6dfeh - lmao. y'all amuse me Hate to break it to ya, dude, but she was kinda rockin it better Fab. lol.
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Im getting dressed for my day..Its a beautiful saturday morning *I <3 Cupcake*
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Hey @hawkcam Me too, 40niner. We won't see Miss Piggy hogging the food, gorgeous girl that she is (hawkcam live > http://ustre.am/2f9i)
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What a result woohoo!!
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im sooo cold! silly silly coldness
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@Emmaroo i can only say bitch oh ass too, i think. And "kiss my ass!"
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Yep, just water and milk..
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@MichaelSage want a phone call with an "emergency"? I can arrainge that.
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@anniething1 LOL! I have many of those moments myself girlie
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@AndrewLeeOnline Get up front haha.
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Happy prospect of an afternoon of designing style guides and Office 2007 templates The perfectionist geek in me is over excited
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@GertieGamer I eated it.
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@AndrewAckroyd dafont is good
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@ashley_eastwest ooopzz..I messaged him not commented sorryy
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Productive as hell day,money keeps u move n and DAMN Its been a long ass time!!!! Whoa, got some needed items, nw 4 tha clothes washing
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@brennasaurus If it helps any, I miss YOU.
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@Hedgewytch Stop with the images! I won't be able to sleep tonight
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@ElkaBr yeah I think that's important. I think kids give ur life a deeper sense and that's necessary for getting happy
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@ether_radio
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@Rhe_S LOL.... I thought so
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Why can't it be storming now when I'm going to take a nap? The rain would help me sleep
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i wrote about @taylorswift13 for my final test. she been my role model
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@annapires in a word -- no. my kids can already outsmart me (maybe i'm getting dumber
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@Linc4Justice BB i dont know just all of a sudden feel really overwhelmed. i dont handle stress all that well
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I have a job interview!!!!!!!
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@Courageous_one huh? I didn't understand!! What is it called? Worth a read?
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Gah, I don't wanna talk about Dan. It's upsetting.
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I've lost my addidas trainers, my favourite pair too!
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At the besties party!
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@greggarbo http://twitpic.com/6slah - lol that's a good one
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Gah - major screwup seems I set the alarms off after I left the house tonight. Seems to have spoilt a few of the neighbours' night. D'oh.
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@Mike_JF whateva.... u are neglectful my feelings are hurt lol
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@Shadez ohh i so much missed this 1... had lot of work
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/shaunae/3489042153/ bwaaahahaha someone called this a koala! xP tee hee. He looks happy though
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@samversionone that's where Im going Two of our staff is already there covering the press conferences
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Diversity were amazing, they made me chuckle. xD Hollie Steel or Diversity to win!
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Chuffed with how @loudmouthman has managed to shift hosting of my blog without any noticeable downtime..
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My poor doggy has been sick
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@missxmarisa http://twitpic.com/3pe9i - hahaha wow!! that's cool!! like... literally or whatevs
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@ceruleanbreeze Boo, hiss. Aw, I'm pissed off I missed both the epic and the Firefly.
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@marianas yay Shakespeare! I don't know the Merry Wives of Windsor, but I really enjoyed seeing The Tempest. What's your favorite?
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facebook is acting weird. I still have all my friends updates, but when I got to check "all friends" it says I don't have any.
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@urbansophistic awww man..im sorry to hear that
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Am fuming!!! Am logging off now before I Tweet something venomous which I later regret. Grrrrrrrr.
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Showering (dooooooon't!). @booyacakel, what if I picked you up in a freezing car? Would you shop with me a little then?
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@mscrismusic hey
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im just back from lunch lol
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@iTS_ME_CUPCAKE ty ty
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@Fasshonaburu @sickathanavg @mdotperiod @STYLEMOM @OriginalNajeema @Chinese_Laundry @MsLatina Thank you for the FollowFri love. Hugs.
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@MaddieFoo thanks love. i tried it. hopefully it will work.
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@jesshartley THAT SUCKS! *hugs*
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Ok i am back and have been for a few unfortunately the hubby isnt drunk enough to just go to bed. So he is online instead
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The show is so boring
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I've lost so many lady friends in the past all because they wanted to be more than friends & just wouldn't settle for being just friends
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Eating breakfast and then getting ready to go to @aldaholm 's place and then we are meeting up with @almakaren
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Tired, cranky, hot & cold & voice is weird. PLEASE NO SICKNESS Hopefully just tired. Sleep in Thursday will fix *nods*
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@amy_wright The whole package.
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I'm sick I have strep. Ughh (via #zenjar )
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OH, my face came back Yay.
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Although I dont use my blog much, nor do I blog correctly, I've put a small bit about The Script
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@MandolinChick Ravioli is good too
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good morning everyone
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@eBeth, sounds good,but only having the net on my phone when in work limits my involvement
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The Spirit of Gravity (over time) -- is the Devil which returns to Silence -- the plucked Resonance -- the Hope -- of the Spirit's Song
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@ShanteCurtis HEY SHANTE! how was your exam? i'm sure you did a great job! just let me know it!
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@kryz I use firefox and I just clicked and dragged it to my link bar. Added you as a friend
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@Lexx9Eleven I'm watchin a movie does this mak me 911 person yet lol lol j/k
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@casual_intruder whoo-hoo... not everyday I can say I put a smile on the face of a lady at 6:16am!!!
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@caninez really? How is it going thus far? And mind if I ask why? ANd btw, I'm sorry I never got to the music, I'm a heel
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just got done eating lunch
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@MrTHill Yeah I think that would be appropriate for me!!!
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Hate when I think I'm late for work and get here and the one with the keys isn't actually here yet and she's ALWAYS early :S
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@XxSceneOXx are you mad at me
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@TravisDST why is that?
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@chuckcreekmur they gonna have to catch me first.
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@HimOverThere Go to sleep! You'll be productive tomorrow...
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@murderdof ill bring boosh 2 in when kate brings the 3rd on bak, mum said i cnt lend more than 1 out at a time
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why is #iLounge always so damn slow?!
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@mileycyrus good luck
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at An apple store...
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@hummingbird2 Morning..i'm working on it hope you have a great day too
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I just called Mara's mom Sugar Tits and she's all flustered. Moms love me
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is doing homework
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@DJMOE713 Noo..! I Was Supposed To Fly Straight To VA From NY But There Were Complications! Soo I Came To Houston! Until Next Week.. ;) !
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@chrisjsimon *Nods* Skipping that too.
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Just watched "the day the earth stood still". I like aliens is that weird?
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@AsukaBlossoms *points to @SableSnow * I didn't do anything wrong and he is acting really mad at me
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@CasanovaJSandy haha when you did YAAAY! haha I get to hurt peoples ears
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@visionaerialist cheers. hope it takes you to new and magical places
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@heatherhll @amykay1 Hey, ladies, I wasn't ignoring you at all. I went to sleep.
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the weather changed headache
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baaaaaack and bbye in a while
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@amcunningham We need Google Wave then
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@springlamb fingers and toes crossed that its a good out come
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