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when someone is punching the printer in the computer lab because of a paper jam.
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@davetoyn hahaha yeah another lunch time spent queuing up at the sorting office for me!
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@monicastojjjjj ay mate dont forgot maths holiday homework ;) though ide give you a
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@burtonad I still don't know how Djokovic won that match. And I still don't know how be beat Nadal 4 and 4 less than 24 hrs later.
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Break! Take a big, deep breath & let it out with a sigh, "Ah, ah,ah." Feel the tension leave your body. Do it again! #LJB
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For all those years you've protected the seed, it's time to become the beautiful flower.~S.C. Paul
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“@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less”
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the people i tried to escape from on facebook are now on twitter
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is when my Bff moved to another country.. ... I cried till i couldn't cry anymore
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To say I'm pissed off is an understatement :( where is @LilMissAbingdon when I Want to speak to her :(
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I love not being able to sleep before finals. #imbeingsarcastic
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@twthomas214 yo props to my mom Im driving with my dad going to get her bmw that's alread fixed 38 hour
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There is no concrete equation for joy. you can't explain how to get in your life.
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The awkward moment you get ditched on your anniversary night out.
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You gotta leave something to the imagination.. Girls need more class nowadays.
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I ask Taylors brother if he can catch before I throw him his charger n then i throw it the complete wrong way
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I didn't know its happening today. 2011 Wakepark World Cup in Al Forsan. Oh shoot!
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A little piece of me does when I see a skinny stray cat
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finally some mcdonalds for my fat ass #fatforlife @emilysugarman
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That kind of night when you keep opening the fridge looking for that perfect snack... and never find it...
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Singing "Someone like you" in a car, in the rain, with @rockchalkkansas @meganconnell1. What is this, an ABC family movie? #Lol ...
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Two classes, couple hours of work, then a ride back home for Thanksgiving with @sarahclusserath
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We waking up to a happy lil man. Gives us to see his smiling face. #newbaby
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My alarm click just said, "alarm will sound in 1 1/2 hours" #bedtime #schoolprojects #allnighter?
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felt like a kid again during todays mental moment with KD and Jello!
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iPods dying but I can't find the charger
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15 txts/10 missed calls.... Sometimes I wish I didn't have a phone! Time to reply...call back!
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Cow hearts in physiology this Friday?
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I always get sad when I take my last sip of coffee.
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@c_clifford Ditto, Christine! We will laugh all weekend in your honor! #lovinglife
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all you ppl that eat octopus should be ashamed of yourselves.
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There are some people in this world i'll never like. In particular people who have no idea how to not be a jackass.
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Just had a look on fb and seen about 15 people complaining about uni work. Glad I don't have to do it!
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@Mr_TweetYaGirl yea, some of my friends said they haven't seen it, I just logged in and well, lol
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kickin 20 yrs down in a month and I havent even hung out in a kangaroos pouch. #tear
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Yes, I might be cutting my hair... Who else wants to threaten me that they aren't going to talk to me ever again if i do...?
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Time to figure out new years eve! :)
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Missing my life partner already @_yosoyviv :(
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Fearthought is futile worrying over what cannot be averted or will probably never happen - Winston Churchill
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Taking Lilly to participate in a Special Olympics event after lunch. #fun
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Northern downpour played right after trade mistakes </3
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I wished you were with me last night.. That thunder storm was too loud and scary...
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Damn! Loved that place, too! RT @GailSimone: Check News.change.org for the full scoop on Chick-fil-a's homophobic official stance.
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Guess I'll give up on using the internet for now and do something useful for a change.
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[can't resist and pokes Magnus with the angry stick] RT @BadassBane:
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Today is going to be homework day. Next week is going to be study week.
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i must admit, i feel like a monster
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finally eating this food! in my room, alone.
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Is it bad that i have the feeling to grab this kids's ceramics pot and break it?
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If nobody makes plans by tomorrow morning, I'm gonna finally watch all those SVU episodes crowding my DVR.
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Blasting @ollyofficial Dance with me tonight. This song brings me :D
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Working from home rocks. Making Butternut Squash soup during my conference call.
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Here I Stand..Grown Ass Man..Gun In My Hand..I DNT NO MAN..
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The eagle has landed in Phoenix Ironically it's colder here in the desert than it was in SF.
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SICKIE! Been in Smalls' bed all day. Actively trying to get better by doing nothing...
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when a boy asks ' can I do the shocker?', you know he's mentally unstable
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I'm nothing compared to ???? But wat I was has gone wat I am is nothing n all I got left with was pure n #hate feelings for everythin
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@jameHUNK bubbs really wish I could bud my last weekend in Merthyr site so gotta b there like fkkk
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When has it become acceptable to skip gym class for work?
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That moment when u done clean your house and look around its just not clean enough grrrrrr
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is the condition where the tongue works faster than the mind
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Im now missing an integral part of my story :-\
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Good Morning..8am lecture..3 hours of sleep
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@janelleschafer did the horse shampoo work?? i'm sad to say my hair has not grown but i continue to use it in a desperate attempt..
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All in a sudden I found myself in a relationship with him ... Without even letting me know
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It's time people grow up and deal with their problems instead of drinking and smoking them away #me
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Every girl is the fuckin same , I swear . These hoes out here given it away like it's nothin , have some more respect for yourself
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The other highlight was seeing one of my students receive an important award. I had nominated her, but had no idea she was getting it.
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G ma say my daddy gon be here n 2 hours ...he won't talk to me call his self tryna me lol
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Thank u to all the amazing people who r following me!!!! Luv ya guys!!!!! :D
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I choose over choose over choose over #selfdoubt.
I choose #ME over #hurtfulpeople.
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@BarackObama and taking my freedom any time they so choose...which is essentially what was approved in senate just days ago...
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My moms phone is stuck on all caps when she texts. So now shes not only yelling at me in person but when she texts me too
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Completed my workout session for the day. Next task to attack: memorize all the bones of the skull.
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For the last week I've woken up more and more sick each morning.
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<---- My awesome theme for me solo piece :) <---> :(
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@pal_vikas Nahi yaar.. has its own benefits...at times makes a person all the more stronger..let it be..Let them work towards it n see
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@itssnoellexo bout to visit you tomorrow for no reason
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At the studio picking out pictures with my family... #sarcasim
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not, the end of the world isn't until next week. #instantfollowback
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I knw FAMU is in trouble wen Gov. Rick Scott gets involved nd wnts to investigate...
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To #love is to fear #life, and those who fear life are already three parts #dead.
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Finally finished homework! Or at least as much homework as im going to do tonight..
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That feeling you get when you stretch on your bed and every muscle feels relaxed.
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@brianmcclean86 @Conork10 @PackyH ...Milner and Lennon are meeting us down in Sweet too.Don't breathe a word of it to Sean. #tears
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Pdf file I printed from is fine, how did this even happen? Just got to hope it's just mine that went awry :s #panic #shame
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Break! Close your eyes, breathe deeply, remember the most wonderful gift you ever received. Enjoy again. #LJB
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@minamaya13 Olé! Olé! 'em feet! Rock the week! May your periphery someday be your center! (centers!) #newness Olé
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I had the bomb ass dinner tonight .
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A quanto pare il xmas mood di quest'anno e`velato di negativita`!!!
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@PottyPlant I would live to but I work again tonight...
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NW: "Beauty and the Beast" wit Siniggs! One of my favorite movies of all time! :)
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@tha_abster HOLY ANIMAL CRACKERS! Birthday stress pimples...
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It took alot for me to say Hi & wave with a smile on my face. But meh, I know now you don't care. Ended waving at a rail post... :(
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forgot about the no knead dough in the microwave all weekend. Time to bake bread on a monday morn'.
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Finally winding down at home after a great night of wrestling at @OfficialPWG
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There's no trusting anyone these days, not even the people u think u can trust most
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18+ deo ad! One of the worst in the history of ad making! *gags*
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"@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less"
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black friday shopping at target was sleep for about an hour then off to northlake for more black friday shopping
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