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I can wait to see the return of factor tomorrow. My wife however is not
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Whew, glad the Easter Bunny didn't make dat list @MiguelTorresMMA
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Actually in the mood for a fight. (and not a sexy play fight either)
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Gonna do what I do breast.....Driving monster truck!
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“@Y_Strahovski: NINE more days till the end of chuck forever”
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Thissss!!!! :) RT @RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less
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@hallierholden happy birthday If you come by the office today I have a present for you. #kindacreepy
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I love finding a chewed $45.00 lipstick. Someone is in deep deep trouble
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Gianlt monkey..free drinks..bachata..salsa..hip hop...fist pumpin..and no cabs..if you see this call me it will be a long walk home
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Definitely feel like a champ after knee soccer
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Is The Friend That Wants You Around...Is The Enemy That Wants To Keep You Down...Choose to be #HAPPY!!!! :-)
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True that RT @RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less"
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my dad's butchering my christmas tree.
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I have to make up nine assignments by Friday, I have terrible grades in all of my classes, and I'm going to fail all of my finals.
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Happy that @MarkWright_ didn't act a tool on back to being a fan
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I think I'm scared of what the future holds. I was wishing for some things and now am used to those.
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zooey deschenel singing have yourself a merry little christmas. #musicalgeek
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I dread to even think what would happen if I ever come across a rat
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Playing 105 with my boys tonight instead of going to yoga and abs and doing my homework #lifesgettingbetter #goodlifedecisions
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I thought this would be worse, but it's actually not too shabby.
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Few things in life are better than a toasted bagel with a cup of tea
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I've only had that feeling once, im scared ill never feel that way again
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people who demand respect don't have respect from others, they have
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Omg speed up so it'll hurt more when I jump out tw fuckin car '!!!!! issues
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The that was filling this #building from her, from his #death will linger here well after we leave. #Someone will feel it one day.
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@macroski im literally shaking with @coldplay concert is going to be the highlight of my year #psychedoutofmymind
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These damn walmart computers are so slow! I just want to finish this CBL in 10 minutes
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The trouble today with women, the mouth don't stop
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my mom just made me carry in a 50 inch tv with my eyes closed because it was my christmas present.
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He don't love me.like he.love his IPhone.
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Break! Imagine the spiritual being you most admire right there with you, telling you that you're doing great, hugging you. #LJB
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Okay I just put up my Christmas decoration I just need 2 cords then I'll be all set Santa Claus is coming 2 town in 24 days, hahaha
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When is ur strength the first thing them enemy will try to take is ur #Strength!
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I wish she would just relax with things and trust me!
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The of your toes about to get chopped off when you see the cutting knife slip off the bench.
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Nothing more depressing then not getting an "I love you" txt back from your girlfriend.
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"1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 809 Islands, 7 Seas, and I can't even meet 5 boys" #sadness
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@BleedsGreen60 oh gee, I feel so much better. Nice try though.
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After spending an entire weekend in angst, MONDAY is the day my brain kicks into revision ideas mode. THANKS, BUT DAY JOB.
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We sign around 4,000 new businesses every day. About 60% of the top 100 universities in the US are on
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My parents forgot to tell us about our family pictures being taken today #CHEESE #shutupandsmile
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@EmilySadler2 Did you leave without telling me goodbye??? :(
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I tend to think in super positive terms...turn the bad to good &make the good even better!! No time for bs...resonating :)
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My sister jus rolled up in a brand new Infiniti lol #ballsohard
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@Alli_Poelman but...but.. U can't go I would miss u.... Your my fake girlfriend.. I fake love you... #wellthisisawkward sorry..
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Glitter all over the kitchen table...it IS the most wonderful time of year!! #Joy #Joy
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Me & @Nathage are making paper chains.
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I Swear If This Girl Take It Upon Herself To Get Infront Of Me When Im Waiting For My Food Im Gonna PUNCH Her F'n Head Off Issues
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What makes you rich isn't how much money you have in your bank account, but how much you feel everyday. #happiness
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booze and drama make people do wild things
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Flowers,gifts kept in the car,venue all set.. "Guest of honor" do not know thing that we going to a party arranged for them!
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After staying sober so my friends could get home safe, with the promise of petrol money - I return home with no petrol and no money.
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Break! What have you seen that inspired you to awe? Remember it with all your senses. #LJB
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That feeling you get when you THINK you r late and wake up in shock, just to check ur clock to see you have 1hr more of sleep.
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There is a really thick black line through twitter, should I be scared? #hope #what
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Black Friday shopping. I have no idea what I'm in for
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is short, live it. is rare, grab it. is bad, dump it. #Fear is awful, face it. #Memories are sweet, cherish them.
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When Harris teeter doesn't have triple stack Oreos.
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Uhhh... Migraine... Go away!! I'm not sure if I'm about to pass out or vomit... Uhh.. I wish someone was here to hold me!
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Officially put in my two weeks notice at work!
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I don't understand why I've been sitting on rt 287 for 20 min now. Let's gooooo!
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Driving to downtown buffalo for the first time ever. And i'm all by myself.
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@EmilyMonster69 Now somewhere there is a starving cat. Now you know how a food thief feels.
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perfect day to start the Christmas movies POLAR EXPRESS.
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Have been sitting underneath a giant fucking moth for who knows how long. Shoulda seem me bolt out of the room when I saw it.
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Ur leaving me behind, lying to me about why u never reply to my messages... But I'd rather tell twitter then tell u and lose u..
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"@FredericBrussat: To live in is a life half-lived. Spanish Proverb"
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@_screaming4help He came into spanish class mad as shit doee!!! lls
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The musical is over. No more skid row or running through the audience with flashlights.
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5 more tweets until I have 2,000! This time around the is coming with a rather than a mistake! What could it be?
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Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
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@paulaurquizu jajajaja maldita seas. Yo me quedo aquí con mi amigo Pert(que se quiere acostar conmigo) Nos veremos en contabilidad?
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It hasn't eeven been a whole day since the end of Marching Season....and I already miss it.....
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@thematthewhuff @bowman_baker Clear your schedule on 12•12•12 and pack our bags for Fiji. Lol
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I'm stressed out to the point I dont wanna do any more work. At least tomorrow is Friday!
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Thank God that the @dallascowboys and won ... It really made my day :D #BlueNWhitePower
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Thought it was a cinnamon raisin bagel its a chocolate chip bagel
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Watching your infant sleep is one of life's five or six truly unalloyed pleasures.
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Charlie brown christmas special is on!
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Big brother woke me up from my nap :) #loveyou
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That's what happens when u focus on the problem..u forget that He's there. Today's bn a crappy day but I'm still walking in faith.
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@PIUZERA_ Hey meu Bruxo!! Hoje eu vi um fantasma, pensei que fosse alguém e não era, fui olhar e a pessoa desapareceu....eu vi tudo!!
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My heart just sank knowing that someone I know and love's heart is breaking in two at the sight of what I just saw on facebook
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Me too she was suppose to take but u didnt know lol RT @mommakaayy: I'm super jealous that my momma is going to NY next weekend ..
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5 ties from china arrived today :) usps said they were still in shanghai. #christmasmiracle
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Hahaha! He is prolly ordering Rock Bitch right fucking now.
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@BearBrazell I got to get my robber clothes on friend...I won't let you know when I'm coming though
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I really hate my weekend mornings. Rehearsal from 8:30-4..with a fever
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Today i ate la paz batchoy for lunch
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Bored, watching tv. I need a more exciting life. I hate sitting in my house alone!! :(
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The person is rarely selfish. multiplies. :)
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@vfriellll love you(; oh, BTW's i may not be at lunch again tomorrow
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Someone rear-ended my car this morning. Okay, not my ACTUAL car but a silver Acura TSX.
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@emily_guido I miss Ben Reyer a lot. I saw him last weekend I
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Saw Nick Kroll and Will Ferrell ALMOST make out. And just like that, a dream I didn't even know I had has been crushed to bits.
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bboying by myself on my spare. got 3 head spin drills into a baby. yeah it's not happening ever again...
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So apparently there are 'hilarious' pictures of me in my work staffroom from our Christmas party
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@TheyCallMeTiny2 ransacked meadows/brewhouse last night for all it was worth, opened up the wallet though,
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For the first time in over a year, I have original art to sell! I'll likely put it in my Etsy shop tomorrow.
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@LeanneHaasen Maybe I will. Might wanna check your garden when you get home
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