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But... but... from out of the sewers comes... Elo.
Teikanmi
leagueoflegends
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 04:17:56
Meta picks in higher ranks grant you a higher chance of winning. Don't pick this twitch jungle when you have olaf/lee free and your team has no tank.
0
He has eaten a lifetime's worth of crackers just recently.
comingtogetyou
OnePiece
71
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:26:05
If Luffy was willing to eat so he could spam gear 4, then maybe. I just don't know how he'll get out of this.
0
He likes the way he dribbles
bob_bannerman
torontoraptors
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 04:29:03
Why does Casey go with Corey over Norm?
0
May mays
XxTH1EFxX
Fireyourselfforkarma
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-21 04:19:12
Hey guys memes
0
Getting your physically-handicapped friend/relative a hooker.
outerdrive313
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 00:54:03
What act of kindness is considered illegal?
0
I agree in that I have also had a consistently more pleasurable experience with Prime.
GrahamCrackerss
GlobalOffensive
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 21:57:56
Prime has made Matchmaking a much more pleasurable experience. When Prime came out I was GN1/2 and have slowly ranked my way up to MG. I'm not gunna try to say that it's all been smiles and sunshine, but it has been a much more pleasurable experience. Teammates have been better to deal with an communication seems to be better and I find myself enjoying the game a lot more. There has been a noticeable change in the game for me. Have others noticed any difference?
0
That's not a reason.
sohetellsme
politics
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 21:00:39
Democracy isn't free.
0
TIL
LordKeren
Rainbow6
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 17:03:19
It's not even Microsoft exclusive, SONY just opted to not pay for the PS4 league. So blame them.
0
Nuclear weapons are cool tho.
TealApostropeC
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 12:30:42
Crazy people shouldn't have guns.
0
Congrats on the prospective engagement!
Self-Aware
relationships
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 21:33:42
Nope, not Maurice. Got a Jean on our hands. Honestly, I would move in a second except a) we just spent $500 on movers two weeks ago, b) I also just dropped a ton of money on an engagement ring and c) we're on the lease until Sept. 30, 2017, which is the big one. If I knew we could get out of it, I'd start earnestly looking at apartments tomorrow.
0
Literally go to wikileaks and just fucking search it.
Beta1548
AdviceAnimals
-2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 18:28:39
Proof?
0
I want the mods to give him flair that says "Whiny Little Bitch" thinking of starting a campaign.
daveed2001
PublicFreakout
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 18:12:01
Look at his submission history. He's got a hefty chip on his shoulder.
0
Asiata was pretty shit last game thought, I would think he would take a back seat at least for this upcoming week.
azohrri
fantasyfootball
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:37:08
Consider: Asiata (Carries-yards-TDs) 14-55-1 12-55-0 14-42-0 McKinnon 16-45-0 18-85-1 20-36-0 I don't think there's much that will help the Vikings' run game.
0
Have you read some of the responses on this post, its pretty obvious that there are dumb supporters on both sides that would do anything.
akaBigWurm
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:37:49
Clearly a false flag. No trump supporter would think this is a good idea. The only people who think trump supporters are dumb enough to do this are liberals who are extremely bigoted against poor white people.
0
Watching trump get triggered anytime someone opposes him will be something
akaBigWurm
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 03:51:42
Watching this guy piss this sub off for four years is going to be amazing
0
I can still see it if I check purchased
Aufinator
AndroidGaming
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 03:26:28
It's not even listed in the store on my galaxy nexus running jellybean. IIRC I've played it on jellybean devices before. Maybe they pulled it???
0
Yeah I think that's how it works too.
Kalel2319
politics
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 14:49:54
I think that he'd have to be a Democrat to qualify.
0
the step supposedly is finding an egg which hatches into a gateworm, this allows you to hear the sonar noise
Jarster2608
CODZombies
12
12
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 08:02:42
From what I've gathered we are able to get the "Ruins of creation" Offline with 3 players just by listening to sounds. However, on online it doesn't work. As far as I'm aware of, we don't know what step is skipped, we just know one is.
1
Isnt it in Islamistan?
FMDT
ShitAmericansSay
20
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:44:31
They're not in the US, and that's all that counts! BTW: Where's Aleppo?
0
then a few roster changes helped him immensely.
yasaswygr
nba
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 21:43:00
I mean, Jordan played on some pretty bad teams for a while after he got drafted. They made the playoffs a few times early in his career but the team had a losing record.
0
I can't believe after ~30 comments I have yet to see The Walking Dead... or was that too obvious of an answer?
FowD9
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 16:51:34
Which TV series did you enjoy initially, but left you disappointed you as the series progressed?
1
Haha yes but at least we can play him now!
Darkrhoad
gamedetectives
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:48:20
Have you looked out over the river just outside of the attackers entrance?
1
Just like the RNC burned down their own headquarters in Charlotte.
Kaiosama
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:50:44
Probably sent there by the DNC like the Chicago violence inciters
1
Cringelord... ooh, you got him!
Kaiosama
politics
18
18
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 01:27:52
Didnt answer the question. Definitely cringelord though
0
LUXURY
ingo2020
FULLCOMMUNISM
19
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:54:45
AUTOMATED
0
French
woapwoap
CombatFootage
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:57:21
Whose artillery is this?
1
Sounds like fun.
cluberti
sysadmin
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 17:57:59
I know what happened with us was that there was a token team lead on shore and the rest was staffed offshore. Then everyone is forced to work around IST hours
0
Did this need a video?
parkwayy
leagueoflegends
-4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 19:27:05
IEM LoL Announcement
0
Oh sorry I'll have to look out for her
dr_babbit
westworld
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 17:06:37
No, I mean the readhead one.
0
Agartha
neck_crow
mildlyinteresting
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-26 15:48:18
Or a portal to another dimension
0
Since when did canon matter in fan creations?
TheConqueror74
thewalkingdead
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 08:21:07
Hold up. Since when did Game of Thrones in the same universe as The Walking Dead?!
0
I guess they don't want to argue about what to watch on Netflix?
clawclawbite
OkCupid
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:10:57
I just want someone to help me stay warm and watch netflix and eat pizza and have sex with. Why is this so hard to find???
0
*Or*, people could use their *eyes* to guide them when walking.
Justinw303
cars
-6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 14:43:18
This is necessary. I have to drive through grocery store parking lots with extra caution since nobody can hear me coming. On the other hand, it's fun to follow people that are walking to their cars down the isles and see how long it takes them to notice me.
0
Well this is a better solution than having individual cities pass bullshit "no tobacco on ballfields" laws.
Justinw303
baseball
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-01 13:17:07
(Sherman) Under the new CBA, new MLB players will be banned from using smokeless tobacco. Those already playing will be grandfathered in
1
NASA wastes taxpayer dollars on throwing lavish parties for billionaires... news at 11!
autark
Futurology
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:13:23
NASA: We're Not Racing SpaceX to Mars - "If Elon Musk brought the samples in the door right now I'd throw him a party out of my own money," Thomas Zurbuchen, NASA's newly named associate administrator for science.
1
Because anecdotes mean anything and being gay/trans is evil
CarmenXero
zelda
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:14:46
Second. Every time a guy dresses as a woman for Halloween, he comes out as gay or transgender the following year. I watched it happen.
1
No it isn't, what are you talking about?
Karma_Turret
bravefrontier
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:16:25
Ciara
0
There is nothing more worthless than being the Heisman winner after week 1.
TossedRightOut
CFB
10
10
0
2016-09
2016-09-04 21:26:32
Based on Saturday, I would have to call Nick Chubb the leading Heisman Candidate.
0
I'd probably consider Sekera-Russell to be our #1 pairing right now
Mgm_17
EdmontonOilers
15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 03:48:30
Also Russell is playing very well
0
Yes you can.
Lonxu
pcmasterrace
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 13:45:53
Can i run BF1? Right now i have a gtx 970 whitch i know can run it. For the minimum requirements for the processor its listed as a AMD FX-6350 but i have a FX-6000, can i still run it? I also have 8gb of ram and the minimum is 8 so will i need more?
0
It only matters in the sense that it means Trump wasn't just bringing up something irrelevant in an attempt to smear someone who he doesn't like, he was also spewing false information.
Samuel_L_Jewson
PoliticalDiscussion
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 09:04:56
And what the fuck would it matter if such a tape did exist? Having a sex tape doesn't disqualify you from being treated civily like a human being.
0
surprisingly they do
Nostalgia_Novacane
ottawa
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 00:08:52
Maybe at a nicer restaurant, but I doubt they bring home huge bucks at a shitty pub.
0
Oh thank goodness
Shadowmaster862
Overwatch
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 01:28:48
No worries, they're talking about the comics.
0
He's been good this year wheat are you on?
joshmcd13
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-10 00:21:26
I can't get over how bad he is
0
It kills me to know I'll never be with a woman even remotely close to as good looking as Leanne.
pUmKinBoM
leannecrow
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:30:20
Dress upppppp
0
Reminds me of false symmetry's hermicraft season 3 base, nice job!
theflyingepergne
Minecraft
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 23:54:42
Reflective Room
0
You calm down
wstsdr
politics
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 03:39:03
Seriously, calm down people.
1
The Heathens deserved it
Tankman987
AskAnAmerican
-8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:32:54
Also trying to stop genocide.
0
We'll find out in less than 24 hours, let's pick up the conversation then and not start wild speculation now
Perma_trashed
DestinyTheGame
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 20:27:31
Just HOW much of FoTL will be eververse (microtransaction) content?
1
Right, because no woman being filmed kissing a woman has ever liked kissing a woman
iamthechosenpun
4chan
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 15:10:13
Women kiss each other to give men fap material and get attention, not because they like it. If they do it alone and like it that's gay
0
How is it fake?
bobtheturtle16
maisiewilliams
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 22:27:27
Mophie is real, but this picture is fake.
0
It'd be better if I could understand more than half of it
FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK
youtubehaiku
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:51:38
Content Aware Scale + Full Metal Disney + Vibrato
0
Simple question, where are Trumps tax returns?
Risley
politics
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 14:25:06
Trump never sacrificed national security to avoid FOIA requests.
0
Fair enough on the criticism and I agree with your sentiment towards body autonomy but the government already does limit autonomy.
Alex15can
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 14:51:17
No, of course not. I have seen a fair share of crazy liberal feminists who believe that women are entitled to everything because they are women, but I have also met plenty more women who work their ass off and achieve everything quite fairly. Now, the minority of women who support the *my choice* abortion are those who are, quite frankly, crazy. Again, those are the 'fringe' parts of liberalism. Classical liberalism is nothing like that. They believe in both rights *and* responsibilities. I am not even a liberal, I am a conservative and so I feel that all men and women should be free to do as they please with their body. The concept of body autonomy is essential to the functioning of human rights. If we do not have body autonomy then everything else falls apart and we certainly should not have the expectation that everyone will defend their freedom with the barrel of a gun because that's not how one should defend their freedom, unless absolutely necessary. Anyway, I think I am digressing a little. Don't use an internet forum as a barometer for what women think, especially two chromosomes. That place is an effective safe space, much like coontown or fatpeoplehate used to be. Plus, a lot of women think that 'being a man' is about acting like a dick and, so, a lot of young feministas basically act like that to try look 'hard and cool', like teenage boys. Irony is, most of them are 18-23 year olds...
0
Are those iron filings?
T900Kassem
RoastMe
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-03 20:28:33
Make it rain
1
I would've thought this was going to be about how you got yelled at/fired by your boss... Not some SJW getting #triggered... I can't believe you would be so insensitive to his distress, smh.
jaygoatsby
tifu
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 18:59:06
TIFU by pretending to be a mannequin Like so many others this didn't happen yesterday, but a few years ago when I was in college. I was working in a sunglass and lifestyle store when I got bored and decided to cover myself from head to toe in snowboarding gear. All the way from pants and jacket to gloves, facemask, goggles and hat. Not a single piece of skin was showing. I goofed off in the store for a bit and then decided to go stand in the big glass front window. This is where the FU happens. I am standing in there as still as can be and getting a couple of weird looks but nothing too strange. For the most part people aren't noticing me. Then a little kid (maybe 12 years old) comes right up to the glass and stares at me, obviously noticing something isn't right. That's when the practical joker in me takes over and I throw my hands up and scare the crap out of the little bugger. He runs off half scared half laughing and I leave the window display and get back to actually working. A few minutes later an older fellow comes in and says he saw what I did and that it was incredibly racist...ohh, I didn't mention that the little kid was black, because to a normal person they wouldn't even think in those terms. The older fellow was black too. He goes on to tell me that he's a professor at one of the Ivy League colleges across town and that he studies this kind of stuff regularly and that what I did was incredibly racist. He lectured me a bit more, and I just stood there and listened since I was so caught off guard then he finished by saying that it was because of people like me doing that kind of stuff that black people were afraid of white people. TLDR: pretended to be a mannequin. Scared a little kid who happened to be black. Got called a racist.
0
Thor just used a bolt of lightening, and Wolverines blades aren't "infinitely sharp"
Illier1
whowouldwin
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 03:16:08
Saitama isn't as strong as Thor, and doesn't have infinitely sharp knives like Wolverine.
0
Ah, not sure then.
SoCaLLbeer
battlefield_one
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 03:08:46
Yeah, I spawned in it
0
Because different situations call for different methods when one wants to shoot shit in a basement.
ghaft
bindingofisaac
18
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 18:50:41
Why would you need the game for multiple consoles?
0
She's no Liberace, that's for sure
YourBuddyChurch
SquaredCircle
16
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 22:24:53
Wendi Richter was pretty hot, not off the scale, but pretty hot.
0
You already have the capacity to sue foreign governments (and vice versa), but this caveat expands it to the ability to sue for war crimes essentially.
YourBuddyChurch
The_Donald
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 21:54:27
I actually think it is a good thing. To allow Americans to sue foreign governments opens up a door you cannot close. Foreign governments would then be able to sue American citizens.
0
Don't forget about the c-stick for those f-air strings
JonahZgo
smashbros
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 18:13:38
There's actually a few characters that are limited in smash. For example Lucas and Ness are unfortunately limited to using only the control stick right or left in conjunction with the B button.
0
And Leeds, don't forget about us :(
Weeeeeman
soccer
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 12:35:10
Aston villa and Newcastle are both in the championship? Fuck
0
Good charge.
MarinePrincePrime
clevelandcavs
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 03:02:09
Cleveland Cavaliers vs Milwaukee Bucks 8pm EST 11/29/16 Nice to see Delly again, but fuck the Bucks.
0
Swerved.
MarinePrincePrime
SquaredCircle
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 08:18:49
He's doing way better than Cena was. WWE used to mute Cena's reactions, pipe in chants, and run an edited version for the West coast feed (which aired on tape delay) for Cena. At the PPVs they could only mute it but it'd be obvious people were booing Cena, so many people that were on the West Coast would only hear the boos at PPVs and would be surprised. Maybe because of the proliferation of the internet they aren't trying to do that now. But Reigns actually does get cheers and the boos aren't even that bad. He gets booed on his entrance, but he's such a good wrestler that usually during and after his matches the crowd can't help but pop. Cena was a garbage wrestler so he'd just get booed throughout the matches. When Cena would fire up it'd be even worse. When Reigns fires up most people actually like to see the Superman punch and Spear. Cena of course lasted for a decade plus. I'm sure Reigns can do that too. I think Reigns outside of promo work is a way better wrestler than Cena already. He looks cooler, has cooler moves, sells a lot better and works better matches all around. Heck even his promos, I see more potential, because Cena would just make kiddy jokes mostly.
0
When I was a teenager I got it $10/tab but now I must be getting it from a seventh or eighth middleman.
TipplesThePanda
rickandmorty
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 04:17:26
This phenomenon is global. Anyone in almost any country can buy from these suppliers.
0
Good luck my friend
Jfox7373
cigars
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 19:20:43
I already have 40 cigars on this
0
Someone is getting fired
kainxkitsune
gaming
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 19:57:09
Editor notes for packaging on XFX 480 printed on box. Lol
0
Eeyyyyyy
kainxkitsune
creepyPMs
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 00:02:14
Going for the ol' Fonzy approach.
0
...and fill it with nuclear waste
Aeon_Mortuum
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-22 13:51:46
Drain the swamp...
0
And this is why you lost.
Projectile_Setback
politics
24
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 04:33:39
We should really consider banning certain people from voting. I am so fucking heartbroken.
1
She enjoyed it!
aniseikonia
politics
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 19:27:22
My prediction - she will come across as genuine and convincing, and the video will instantly be everywhere. Then Trump will attack her on Twitter, making things worse for himself.
0
The false song of nationalism, alternatively :(
letsjustsee
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 09:26:10
The false song of globalism.
0
Cuz Marcus Smart is trash
alex94xela
nba
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 03:41:18
How come when teams don't guard Marcus Smart from the 3pt line, it goes bad. But when the Celtics play the same D, it goes in.
1
Man, those same few people that own guns just keep buying more.
sucka_puncha
progun
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 19:29:26
October gun sales see massive spike, set yet another record | Fox News
0
I'm about to cry fam
Victimsofadown
trees
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-18 17:50:25
Haha I only have one true friend other then my wife. I'm a simple guy for sure but have most definitely been through a whole life full of literally unbelievable series of events that would make a great fuckin movie or book some day. I've seen the highest peaks in life and it all taken from me in a matter of seconds. With all the trials and tribulations I've been through makes me the person I am today and why I work so hard to spread positivity in my day to day life. Weather it be on here given love to my Ents or helping an old lady on the island who's lost or fix some shit without expecting anything in return. I just do my best to treat everyone the way I would want to be treated. That is all. Sorry for the rant bud but you are correct about your comment I suppose in retrospect.
0
ROTS did this somewhat effectively.
Doitforthechesty
StarWars
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 18:08:06
Eh I feel like if they had shown the Clone Wars with more grit like Rouge One did then it might make more sense it weighs heavily on Obi Wans shoulders. The Clone Wars were shown kind of soft and fluffy. Not like a war really would be.
0
which has hardly anything to do with the players' mechanical skill
C4edus
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-09 12:25:19
Viktor was picked first though, TSM last picked Zilean on red side.
0
We need to get this trending on twitter
098765432112
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 21:04:19
\#BlackLivesMAGA
0
What city would that be?
AnemoneOfMyEnemy
starbucks
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-26 09:21:57
Move to a better city. Shifts *start* above $18 in my market, baristas at $15. Plus the city itself is amazing
0
he is the president... he already stopped Bobama from doing some ridiculous stuff.... but I'm sure he will do his fair share of ridiculous stuff too.
3rd_Party_2016
HillaryForPrison
-5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 21:37:26
How can he do that when he isn't the president?
1
I'm sure she doesn't have any influence
BearFashionAddict
politics
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 19:47:58
So obviously this single member of the Board of Directors is micromanaging the editorial content of the Daily Beast, duh.
1
But separating and demonizing people different then you has had such positive benefits in the past.
JD-King
TumblrInAction
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 19:49:06
This summer I went to an Asian festival. There were people there from all different Asian cultures sharing food, info, etc. There was a tent set up with a table for each Asian culture to share history and info to visitors. I went to support a friend who was competing in the dragon boat race but enjoyed the food and stuff as well. I do hoop dance so I brought my hoop with me and a bunch of old Asian men and women commented that they lived my Totoro rights, and the guys running that culture/info tent made me dance and share my dancing with them. It was great fun and I can't wait to go again next year. I posted about it on fb to a hooping group and got shit on about how I dont belong there and I was appropriating their culture and that the festival was made for people of color, not whites. So it's okay for Spanish and black people to go to learn, but not whites. Fuck that girl. I had a custard bun and faced to kpop. When I mention that I was excited that I heard music being played from Korea that I knew and loved (I love kpop, fight me), the girl on fb lost her shit. People like that drive me crazy. White people get so upset while the people actually a part of these cultures want nothing more than to share with us. :'(
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Maybe the cop car parked in the fire lane to make sure no one else would, with the understanding that it would be pushed out of the way
Mauser793
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 15:32:19
Excuse me, sorry, kinda in a hurry...
0
And that is why people wish Rockstar didn't ban for multiplayer modding.
kurisu7885
GTAV
8
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-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 02:03:49
I'm on ps3 actually and so far every time it's happened it's been an accident. After I took this photo everybody in the room was teleported to the same point somewhere in the city and nobody had access to their guns. A giant fist fight broke out until people started exploding randomly
1
Yeah, how dare she stick up for herself.
KopOut
politics
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 20:09:47
Seriously if she wanted to keep out of the spotlight, this was the opposite of what she would want to do. An open letter screams for media attention.
1
Of course we love lazy customers without them we would have nothing to do
tlsampl
TalesFromRetail
12
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 20:13:05
Funny Lazy People Long time lurker here I was working in the frozen dept. minding my own business fixing plugging issues and decided to take a box back so it doesn't thaw out on my way back i see a customer put what looks to be a purse on a rack where it doesn't belong and she seen me look at her this is what she said Customer:Yea i'm lazy I don't want to go back to the other side its your job to put it back and you love me for it me: ..... (in my head:WTF was that all about) Customer are funny sometimes
0
Thorlos socks and Inov-8s - I save by being in the Army and get paid to workout.
nowthatsthespirit
running
1
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-05 16:28:02
What kind of running gear do you splurge on? What do you save on? Or do you wait for the best deals ever for everything?
1
At least it wasn't abortion
xlxcx
politics
1
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 20:16:05
I've said the only way his support would ever drop would be if he was caught on tape committing infanticide. Child rape comes close, but they could probably still find away to excuse it away...
0
Enjoy the cheery music at home, but note that once you step out the door, you're back in the crap-hole known as reality.
zeradragon
LifeProTips
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 17:42:05
LPT: If you find it hard to get going in the morning, throw on some cheery music while you begin your daily routine Preferably something recognizable so you can even sing along. Lately for me, it's been Rich Girl (Hall & Oates) radio on Pandora but everyone is different, find what you like and make every day a good day!
1
Oh, well in that case... Make fun of him all you want!
Gymleaders
leagueoflegends
0
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2016-11
2016-11-02 20:18:05
I don't think that comment was making fun of Vasilli's speech.
0
Man, the good news just keeps coming....
Budnacho
Conservative
2
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2016-11
2016-11-02 20:47:51
Good News: 35% Of Government Workers Might Quit If Trump Wins
0
That meme is over now, forced memes die pretty quick.
MeowMagafe
AskReddit
1
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-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 03:28:50
The 'o shit' frog on a unicycle.
0
alright, TIL
Hutzbutz
soccer
1
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 20:24:38
It's never used in french, I doubt many kids even know that word.
0
Biggest mistake of Reagan's career; he assumed they were Republicans.
JumpyPorcupine
Conservative
3
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2016-11
2016-11-14 21:52:21
I wonder what the country would be like if Reagan hadn't granted illegals amnesty
0
Your onboard will be fine.
Dreyka1
headphones
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 22:55:30
MSI Z170A-G45 Gaming m5 + Beyerdynamic DT 990 PRO Headphones?
1
Most likely you will wake up tomorrow and it will say "Season 4 starts in 11 seconds, buckle up buckaroo" and this will ruin your day.
Lvl99KampfKeks
RocketLeague
1
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-02 20:29:42
No season 4 warning? Was hoping for a season 4 warning announcement but they're not giving it out ):
0
sounds like the DNC
whatitdo6
pics
1
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-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 21:41:29
No toilet paper. If you do find toilet paper, then you wouldn't buy it anyways because its literally cheaper to wipe your ass with money. Their economic minister (who lasted 1 month) didn't believe in inflation.
0
**W** **o** **w**
codysattva
Marvel
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 05:21:15
Deadpool being Deadpool.
0
I mean , it also had a bad trailer and tons of other controversies before it even came to cinemas.
FaKingIceHole
movies
1
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2016-11
2016-11-03 16:49:34
I can't imagine any scenario in which *Wonder Woman* stirs up *Ghostbusters* (2016) tier controversy, no matter how bad it might be or not be. It's not a remake of a (beloved?) 80s film and it doesn't star actors whom reddit seems to dislike.