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0	Young Santa Claus?	I_was_serious	funny	0	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-28 21:56:52	I'd like to present to you all, my Halloween costume
0	Western Europe is, it's the East that could be destabilized.	Melonskal	politics	4	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-04 20:27:18	Europe might not be that safe, with Trump/Putin dismantling NATO.
1	Yeah dude, just approach random people from your college like an idiot, after all that's how relationships are formed.	-CcCc	Incels	4	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 14:13:56	Go to college and make some friends?
0	I knew I'd get a kick out of posting this here	Johnny_ganja_seed	solipsism	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-17 13:59:48	I made this.
0	Thank you!	kathalytic	cincinnati	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-28 16:06:46	I know about a dozen or so people, myself included, who are up at Otto 3-4 times a week. I'll pass this around.
0	where?	tehbeh	itmejp	1	1	0	2016-09	2016-09-11 14:42:20	yep, starts today.
0	Venting all the way vent vent vent	iElectricLewis	Minecraft	15	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-15 08:03:28	over the hills we vent
0	PSN is Csmal1992	Csmal1992	MaddenUltimateTeam	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-31 16:41:22	Anyone down for a friendly on PS4? Looking for a match. Don't play people on this sub often.
0	You do realize only Genuine sets are for sale, and the price for normal ones would prolly drop to say 2 dollars or lesser i guess.	mervynngwaihong	DotA2	2	2	0	2016-09	2016-09-03 10:32:25	Sell Noble Frostheart? Just got the new Winter Wyvern Noble Frostheart set, It's price is pretty high, do you guys reckon the price will fall or rise? Should I sell it now or later? I don't really know much about the Dota 2 market, but I'm assuming the price will fall.
0	There is such a thing as being a shitty manager, you know.	CuvisTheConqueror	SquaredCircle	5	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-21 14:43:28	Ugh management. How dare they manage!
0	I've had luck just using spray cans of clear coat.	brandonsmash	metalworking	5	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-29 12:51:10	Clear varnish for metal? Recently I made a simple coffee table with a metal frame. I want to keep the bare metal look but at the same time give it some protection. Can anyone recommend me a good clear varnish for metal?
0	This would likely be more effective than goggles, as it would also prevent particulate matter from flying at the face in the first place.	brandonsmash	OSHA	22	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-24 16:08:12	Safety goggles
0	"You have small cock"	SilentOneBravo	AskReddit	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-11 14:43:02	What's the nicest way to tell a guy that his penis is too small for me?
0	What a true feat of ~~German~~ human engineering	hhhtylerw	funny	30	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-03 02:27:29	Whoa
0	Happy littles trees.	hhhtylerw	AdviceAnimals	7	7	0	2016-09	2016-09-06 04:29:42	Proud parenting moment- introduced my 9 year old to the Bob Ross YouTube channel. She's hooked.
0	This guy gets it.	_Red_Rooster_	AskReddit	0	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-22 02:28:10	If your employees aren't mad at someone on their shift, invariably the "enemy" becomes the shift supervisor. I can have my guys resent me, or have them take it out on the jerk. That way I also have someone I can put on the crappy work (dirty stuff, annoying stuff, menial stuff, etc) without worrying about the rest of my guys having to put up with stuff they don't like to do relative to their jobs. Bonus perk: Asshole has lower productivity than everyone else because he's always doing other stuff. While I can't use this to fire him, it does mean the rest of my guys look like superstars come yearly reviews.
0	Whenever he claims to not know someone, just assume he does.	Hee443TS	politics	19	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 14:40:08	Video shows Trump with mob figure he denied knowing
0	probably because his brother is a big deal!	t3rneado	CFL	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-31 15:03:18	I don't know how he does it, but Getzlaf has managed to be the most overrated for like 7 years now. I think the only player with a longer streak of overratedness is Van Zeyl.
0	And it's printed as such that it works the way it does	likertwo	EDH	-6	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-27 14:55:59	Maelstrom Wanderer has two Cascade keywords.
0	But it's known that this is not the case since its never been in previous CoDs.	d0m1n4t0r	Games	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-05 12:55:55	I would laugh if this is a hearthstone scenario where it stores the ENTIRE game for every language so it's really a 10gb game in 13 languages that each have their own directory with the entire games assets.
0	His popularity rating has somehow gone up to, a lot of people seem to just not care.	JinxsLover	politics	2	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-30 02:59:27	There is so much noise that everyone is deafened. The sheer number of incidents of utter corruption, willful blindness and irresponsibility of this man make each incident pale in significance. It makes it hard for people to keep paying attention
0	Sh...should we tell him?	cccp_redr4bbit	nfl	2	2	0	2016-09	2016-09-20 02:52:42	So glad this is preseason. If we played this poorly during the regular season, I'd be slamming my head against a brick wall.
0	It was on a ballot and the people in Austin spoke.	ATX_native	Austin	11	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-18 14:54:17	If by locals you mean seven city council members. Uber and lyft were quite popular with the locals before required fingerprinting. If you're referring to the prop vote, that was just a rejection of an attempt to replace the 2015 ordinance with X Law, not a wholesale approval of the 2015 ordinance in particular (and if this forum is any indicator, many people didn't vote on the substance of the proposition anyway).
0	You look like the offspring that would come out if the two main characters from "Up" were related by blood.	CHOCOLATEJ3SU5	RoastMe	3	3	0	2016-09	2016-09-24 05:12:14	r/RoastMe meh, like I care
0	protest just got 10 days longer	OJSamson	politics	410	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-14 22:31:59	Mayor de Blasio urges all Americans to continue protesting Trump
0	How is he streaming non gaming content so often yet is still around?	BurntMaToast	LivestreamFail	6	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-18 09:15:37	Ice involved in car accident
0	Umm, he can't donate more than $2700 to her	liberationation	Libertarian	5	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-25 15:06:39	"People", meaning Soros
1	Re-signed.	Dragoonscaper	nfl	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 14:55:13	Vikings' OC Norv has resigned, league sources tell ESPN
0	Fight or fuck?	FYouHeironymous	FellowKids	6	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-17 05:33:58	That's not a question I think ~~we~~ either of us should answer.
0	-x-3 = -14(x/14+3/14)+0 GCD(x^(4)-x^(3)-x^(2)-1,x^(3)-1) = -14 or, equivalently, 1.	e2pii	cheatatmathhomework	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-27 21:44:25	gcd of polynomials I need to use the Euclidean Algorithm to find the gcd of (x^4 -x^3 -x^2 -1) and (x^3 -1) I get down to: (x^4 - x^3 - x^2 -1) = (x^3 -1)(x-1) + (-x^2 + x - 2) (x^3 - 1)=(-x^2 + x - 2)(-x - 1) + (-x - 3) (-x^2 + x - 2) = (-x - 3)(x - 4) + (-14) (-x - 3) = (-14)... Now I'm confused.
0	jokes on you im upvoting you	vveave	nocontext	10	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-02 23:37:33	I know I'm gonna get downvoted for this but damn, I thought about doing this exact threads but wasn't sure whether it was appropriate or not
0	For those too lazy to read it dont, its too long and this guy doesnt understand what lazy is	RedditIsDumb4You	movies	-1	-1	0	2016-09	2016-09-05 20:15:46	Holy fucking balls. Those who are too lazy to read it, read it. It's fucking bonkers
0	*fetuses	anthony200229	nosleep	8	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-22 16:09:25	There were babies aborted!
0	Magnetic Bullets... you can clearly see them go back up into the gun ;)	NUMBER7777777	Vive	3	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-07 17:03:06	Yes, that is true, but in this case you can shoot till you empty the removed mag :D
0	Shhhhhhhhhhhit	probablyprettystoned	195	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 15:03:22	Shhhhhhhhhh?
0	I quit at the farm	mynameiszack	AskReddit	20	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-23 15:26:08	People arguing... on the road! People arguing... in a farm! People arguing... in a prison! And sometimes there are zombies. The above a summary of how far I got before giving up.
0	I'm picturing the SNL skit now.	Gibsonfan159	politics	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-11 23:48:32	Donald: Barack! You gotta help me! I know nothing about any of this, I've made a grave mista-click Barack, with a shit-eating grin: Gotta love Donald. Always a pleasure having him on.
0	I met Kane when he was wrestling at our towns fair as Diesel, we were getting his autograph and one of the guys in line asked for him to sign it Isaac Yankem to which he got an "f off"	Krescan	SquaredCircle	56	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-28 16:25:51	Have any of you ever met a famous wrestler before they were famous? I've heard a ton of stories about this kind of thing happening and I was wondering if it had happened to any of you guys? I met TM-61 at a Perth indy show a few years back and it still spins me out to see them on NXT
0	Black Friday of next year probably	Krescan	PS4	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-16 16:35:58	When do you think we'll start seeing PS Pro bundles? Obviously it makes sense why there are no bundles for the PS Pro yet - they're selling just fine without including extras. However, I'm curious, when do you think we'll start seeing bundles being made?
0	You keep saying exorte, I let it slide first time but now you are really grinding my gears.	blazingfear	DotA2	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 15:12:09	Generally you go boot of travel on exorte and you don't really need the extra damage thank to exorte and you don't gain much from walking though people with Invoker and you get more move speed from boots of travel even when phase is active as with out wex Invoker base speed is very low
0	I know, it fits lore, they could just pick better bodyparts I think.. I hope they at least re-make him into full tank with better options.	Silence_of_the_HOTS	heroesofthestorm	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-14 14:03:37	Dehaka gets bodyparts from other heroes. Back thing from azmodan and nosehorn from anub
0	Yea VPN works.	Silence_of_the_HOTS	heroesofthestorm	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-14 02:21:44	Maybe using VPN.
0	Aw man I miss hearing grandpa-isms like that!	puppiesandducks	loseit	2	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-20 02:42:39	Something that grinds my gears: My grandmother is a fantastic cook. She always has a dessert ready in her kitchen. A few months ago it was "Are you sure you need a piece of pie...?" and lately it's "Well I just can't believe you won't even have a tiny piece." Sweet, sweet grandmother... I need ya to pick a side. I'm too fat or I'm losing too quickly, I'm eating too much or I'm not eating enough... it's just constant criticism from that side of my family in general. The other day my grandfather told me that if I turned to the side and stuck my tongue out, I would look like a zipper. I'm very nearly about to ask them to keep any commentary about my body, positive or negative, to themselves.
0	The joke just soared over your head	CinereousChris	Rainbow6	6	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-13 21:24:55	Bucks is picked for his ability to destroy the floor. Not to have a backup shotgun in combat. And as the devs already made it clear that wasnt their intention either.
0	Nice bat-and-switch...	Svataben	askwomenadvice	3	3	0	2016-09	2016-09-15 05:56:13	Really? Forgot to mention I also asked her to the movies before. She said yes. When I went to confirm the night before she said she would reassure with her parents. Never got a response back. So I dont think im a "accusatory hypocrite".
0	Fuck man I can't figure out how to get those sweet fumes :(	lewdite	lampwork	2	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-17 03:52:58	Complete PipeMasters 2016 Gallery!
1	That's how he's bringing jobs back to America!	Tarquin_Underspoon	politics	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 15:24:37	Once all the Mexicans are deported, there will be nobody left to build the fucking thing though.
0	just in time for trump to take it all away!	switchninja	SeattleWA	5	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-22 17:12:55	Deadline is Friday for health-insurance signups through the state exchange
1	you know, if I were a pro, I'd practice 16 hours a day for 5 years straight, especially after single handedly throwing the world championship away after being carried to the group stage.	EroticHamsterrr	leagueoflegends	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 15:25:55	You are saying that there is a chance that he is an actual reasonable human being? No way, he has to be a salty inmature motherf, reddit knows him better
0	"The Gang Blows a Tire"	NIMBLE_NAV_FAN	The_Donald	3	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-28 04:16:22	How would you know? are you an expert on bird law?
0	Sadly I would've had the same trial as Mina and just hand over the stone, cuz I'm a filthy hippie.	korruptseraphim	pokemon	2	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-06 14:23:58	If you were a Trial Captain, what would your trial be like? My trial would take place in a cavern, likely somewhere on Poni Island, would specialize in Dragon types(as that is the type of my Friend Safari), and will put your mind to the test. I will greet you at the entrance of the cavern and send you off on your quest to complete 3 tasks in order to meet the "Old Wise One", monitoring you along the way. You enter the first room and do first task: a quiz about basic Pokemon facts and trivia. Once you complete it, you will battle a trainer. You go into the second room to do the second task, which is one or two Strength puzzles. After you complete it, you battle another trainer. The third room is cold and icy. In here is the third task, a small set of ice puzzles. After you traverse those, you battle the final trainer, and make it into the final room, where the "Old Wise One", a Totem Drampa, awaits. Beat him to obtain your reward(whatever that may be), and clear the trial.
0	And they have epic lightsaber duels with dinosaurs.	PM_ME_ZELDA_HENTAI_	movies	2	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-16 14:54:36	When the first park fails he builds a new one, but while in the process of building it his son causes a power outage and causes chaos in the park. In the end he unites with his son and they destroy the park, against the wishes of the investors.
0	Price :)	Jackrabbit710	battlefield_one	3	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-04 02:30:19	What do you think Battlefield 1 should improve on just before the launch? Is it just me because I believe the player models need to have some blood where the injuries are. Such as in melee animations to add some immersion and details to each player model. When I play games I really love the small details that just impresses me, since most games these days (looking at COD) who don't put the small details in. The video of how Ubisoft downgrades really opened my eyes and even though the Battlefield series is nowhere close I just fear that someday video games will just be entertainment and not art. Dice has done a great job and Im not dissing them, but if somehow they could pull this of I would be extremely impressed.
0	It is 100% shitty fantasy booking	thisisabadpost	SquaredCircle	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-12 16:10:54	Hey man, no need to get at him, he was just expressing a wish of his. May not be a popular opinion, but I doubt his single line comment deserved to be called "shitty fantasy booking".
0	What he said	deviantpixel	conspiracy	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-21 01:23:58	That's funny. All I get are insults and downvotes - because they disagree with me, not because I wasn't contributing to the conversation. Quite conversely I don't know ANYONE who voted for Hillary who did so because she was their first choice. We all knew what we were getting with her - we know what she did - we aren't wearing blinders and disassociating ourselves from reality. She does shady shit. On the other side you have Trump, who in the past CONTRIBUTED MONEY TO CLINTONS CAMPAIGN, lives in Trump tower, and runs alongside born and bred politician Mike Pence, somehow convinces salt of the earth middle America that he is their man. You want to talk MSM brainwashing? There's so many steps between Trump and the common man, along with his "drain the swamp" strategy that you literally have to be brainwashed to buy it. I have some timeshares and knife sets I'd also like to sell you. Neither candidate was ideal or what their constitutes wanted, but one side is a wee bit more delusional with their expectations vs. reality.
1	But Snowbowl is opening in 9 days!	Fil_E	snowboarding	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 15:50:15	same way in AZ right now, we haven't even had our first snow on the mountain yet.. looking positive for thursday though!
0	PSA: Use ublock origin.	alex_theman	pcmasterrace	3	3	0	2016-09	2016-09-12 18:37:24	PSA: using yahoo now download malware and adware on your computer!
0	GOOD memory, just like my grandson.	Thunder-ten-tronckh	GreenBayPackers	10	10	0	2016-09	2016-09-15 15:15:17	Aaron Rodgers has a photographic memory...a VERY GOOD photographic memory
0	Even Brad Guzan and Ozzy Osbourne?	Anonymocoso	starterpacks	3	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-18 12:00:33	Good parts- Montey Python, fish and chips, Rolling Stones. Bad parts- Birmingham, Birmingham metropolitan area, anything that has spent an extended period of time in Birmingham.
0	True, but that also costs a couple of cards	TheCrusader4	pkmntcg	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-04 18:16:41	Or superior energy retrieval
0	Tiny hands can't hit the keys on his phone	5HINY5HEEP	AskReddit	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-25 22:41:33	Why is Donald Trump bad as Tweeting?
0	Is the Fallout sub literally just a FNV dick sucking sub now?	LimpCush	Gamingcirclejerk	16	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-08 07:10:34	DAE Burn the Heretic!!!!!
0	Isn't it Cyka bylat?	newbfella	television	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-13 05:27:19	Cyka bliat!
0	Same issue here... my ISP is AT&T. UPVOTED FOR VISIBILITY.	Samboni40	wow	1	1	0	2016-09	2016-09-15 01:43:56	You have been disconnected. Logging into game server. Repeat.
0	Go ahead, stating a fact isn't against the rules.	theombudsmen	politics	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-16 16:50:44	I'm not lying at all. Time to report you.
0	Thanks!	draginator	motorcycles	1	1	0	2016-09	2016-09-27 18:35:16	Nice motorcycle man, my congratulation!
0	What year did you move out of Poway?	mjmesco	Blink182	1	1	0	2016-09	2016-09-12 04:15:28	I always knew they were from SD but recently found out it was specifically Poway, I lived in that neighborhood for 7 years growing up.
0	Oh my god I love doing this.	Baja_fresh_potatoes	AskReddit	7	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-02 18:03:00	Act like she is wrong when we both know she is right.
0	Hot	ZAS100	AssCredit	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-27 20:09:10	FUCK glasses
0	I think that works better on Grant Morrison	CyberNinjaZero	comicbooks	5	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-07 22:16:26	Jonathan "...what?" Hickman
0	The key is to not go down Harrow if you know how horrible it is.	roughtimes	Winnipeg	26	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-09 15:35:16	Harrow St going on to Pembina is a disaster I see people going into the Price Chopper parking lot all the time to bypass the line there. Yesterday on my way home a car drove down the wrong way with 2 people coming at him and they got out of the way like he was a siren'ed car. People are that impatient now?
0	well, id like to see more unturned fan-art, specially npc-related.	FlodotelitoKifo	unturned	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-12 04:47:36	Did you want help with some? I have never tried doing it, but I guess I could.
0	Ba dum tss	FlodotelitoKifo	homestuck	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-30 21:12:42	that's a pretty harsh statement you're makin
0	I dont get it	FlodotelitoKifo	homestuck	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-29 00:16:00	Horrifying!
0	Vince misses tf out of this guy	KtoMM199	SquaredCircle	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-16 20:16:44	Cool picture of Andre The Giant and little Stephanie
0	At the rate of Hillary emails, "future president" doesnt even need to be prefaced anymore...	Cory123125	funny	-4	-4	0	2016-09	2016-09-17 21:55:24	Oh yeah i remember, potential future president making fun of disabled people. Wow
0	Yes but that has nothing to do with the fact BLM is a terrorist organization.	SynagogueOfSatan1	gifs	5	5	0	2016-09	2016-09-18 23:20:21	Let me guess. You support Trump.
0	I'm with you	DTX41	hiphopheads	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-23 02:35:55	No one is gonna agree with me, but I think I'm In It is the best song ever recorded in human history.
0	'memba thatfuckinguyoverthere?	SmithSenpaiTV	NASCAR	2	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-18 16:31:59	'memba catskitsteerloader?
0	I just pack all the water on the back of my camel.	jdepps113	trailmeals	0	0	0	2016-09	2016-09-16 00:40:08	So, this is dumb but... water? Total noob to ultralight. I've always been a car camper but want to make the transition to hammock camping and stuff. Anyway. Water. I assume you guys aren't hiking in the wilderness with litres and litres on your back. Do you bring a filter and pump it from a river/lake? How much do you bring with you on the way in before you get to your water source? What is your go to filter? Thanks all!
0	Yes they can, all they'd have to do is kill someone to save someone else's life like Jealous did.	ryaniskira	deathnote	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-14 16:06:20	Shinigami can't kill themselves
0	If anything, this thread is proof that it's no longer the 1980s and the Democrats no longer champion the homeless.	BoringSupreez	politics	-1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-29 03:33:35	Thugs: Homeless, Elderly, Black Trump Supporter Assaulted by Mob
0	And they were the same person	NimbleWalrus	worldnews	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-26 14:48:23	We're going to find out Elvis and Andy Kauffman are indeed still alive, just to hear that they died.
0	Napalm, first thing in the morning.	Vanryker	AskReddit	6	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-07 06:17:50	What's the best smell you've ever smelt?
0	Company went public 36 hours later.	Calfzilla2000	SquaredCircle	0	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 16:57:27	That was long before WWE went public. Not only was Vince not a billionaire, but any wealth he had at the time was theoretical.
1	You're probably not druid master race.	stewiefied	wow	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 16:59:06	my best was only 398k =/
0	28 people to learn that places like Canada don't just let anyone in	GonnaVote1	worldnews	1	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-18 10:45:03	Canada Says Only 28 Americans Have Applied for Trump-Related Refugee Status
0	Pretty sure it's been posted	Turi101	NoMansSkyTheGame	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-03 22:00:34	The Simpsons parody with voice acting, not sure why it hasn't been posted here yet.
0	Looks like the A380.	Thucydides1987	russia	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 17:07:22	China, Russia take step closer to new long-haul jet
0	Lol someone can't aim with a crossy	SPAGHEEEETTI	playrust	0	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-10 16:05:03	I play this game most of the time purely for PvP and is one of the reason i have slowly been playing less and less since the component system :/
0	I reckon lambda man likes alpha, beta, and delta men.	evilted	funny	2	2	0	2016-09	2016-09-19 22:44:38	If you're referring to delta man, he's know for being highly adaptable, and doesn't waste time on hatin'.
0	She shoulda had lemonade on her crotch	majordix	funny	1	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 17:12:10	Operation
0	ctf is fucking awful	Artisanpasta	tf2	26	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-22 07:56:39	But Turbine is a great map.
0	I hope this is sarcasm, otherwise you'll probably look just like the idiot you are.	LondorWhore	titanfall	4	-1	-1	2016-12	2016-12-05 17:21:55	Respawn, you are a bunch of greedy bastards
0	My boss spawns every monday at 9 am.	hellkey	thedivision	77	77	0	2016-09	2016-09-18 11:27:22	What do people mean by "roam the world and kill PvE bosses"? People say that roaming the world and killing PvE bosses will be a legitimate tactic, but have the devs mentioned how frequently the bosses will spawn?
0	Have you bound your pistol on mouse wheel?	hellkey	thedivision	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-15 16:29:24	Accurate won't increase damage, but help you aiming faster, decrease the diffusion of reticle after shooting.
0	Imagine showing that to someone a little over a year ago.	MarduRusher	DestinyTheGame	1	-1	-1	2016-10	2016-10-14 22:22:49	# #MakeThornGreatAgain?
0	I wish Schumer and Reid had not endorsed Keith Ellison, it has me given me pause and rethink Ellison as chair.	tonyj101	OurPresident	2	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-14 02:17:32	Harry Reid also endorses Keith Ellison to become DNC Chair
1	yeah, god forbid jesse look out for his fans by removing an abusive asshole who was disturbing the experience for the rest of the crowd.	fght_off_yr_dmns	brandnew	14	-1	-1	2016-11	2016-11-02 17:14:58	Here's another unpopular opinion - I respect Jesse less for this. His job is to perform, let the audience do as they please. I'm looking at you Dave Grohl.
0	Beer city USA	novelty_bone	AskReddit	1	1	0	2016-09	2016-09-14 06:09:13	Without saying the name of your city, what city do you live in?

0

Young Santa Claus?

I_was_serious

funny

0

-1

2016-10

2016-10-28 21:56:52

I'd like to present to you all, my Halloween costume

0

Western Europe is, it's the East that could be destabilized.

Melonskal

politics

4

-1

2016-12

2016-12-04 20:27:18

Europe might not be that safe, with Trump/Putin dismantling NATO.

1

Yeah dude, just approach random people from your college like an idiot, after all that's how relationships are formed.

-CcCc

Incels

4

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 14:13:56

Go to college and make some friends?

0

I knew I'd get a kick out of posting this here

Johnny_ganja_seed

solipsism

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-17 13:59:48

I made this.

0

Thank you!

kathalytic

cincinnati

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-28 16:06:46

I know about a dozen or so people, myself included, who are up at Otto 3-4 times a week. I'll pass this around.

0

where?

tehbeh

itmejp

1

0

2016-09

2016-09-11 14:42:20

yep, starts today.

0

Venting all the way *vent vent vent*

iElectricLewis

Minecraft

15

-1

2016-11

2016-11-15 08:03:28

over the hills we vent

0

PSN is Csmal1992

Csmal1992

MaddenUltimateTeam

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-31 16:41:22

Anyone down for a friendly on PS4? Looking for a match. Don't play people on this sub often.

0

You do realize only Genuine sets are for sale, and the price for normal ones would prolly drop to say 2 dollars or lesser i guess.

mervynngwaihong

DotA2

2

0

2016-09

2016-09-03 10:32:25

Sell Noble Frostheart? Just got the new Winter Wyvern Noble Frostheart set, It's price is pretty high, do you guys reckon the price will fall or rise? Should I sell it now or later? I don't really know much about the Dota 2 market, but I'm assuming the price will fall.

0

There is such a thing as being a shitty manager, you know.

CuvisTheConqueror

SquaredCircle

5

-1

2016-12

2016-12-21 14:43:28

Ugh management. How dare they manage!

0

I've had luck just using spray cans of clear coat.

brandonsmash

metalworking

5

-1

2016-12

2016-12-29 12:51:10

Clear varnish for metal? Recently I made a simple coffee table with a metal frame. I want to keep the bare metal look but at the same time give it some protection. Can anyone recommend me a good clear varnish for metal?

0

This would likely be more effective than goggles, as it would also prevent particulate matter from flying at the face in the first place.

brandonsmash

OSHA

22

-1

2016-10

2016-10-24 16:08:12

Safety goggles

0

"You have small cock"

SilentOneBravo

AskReddit

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-11 14:43:02

What's the nicest way to tell a guy that his penis is too small for me?

0

What a true feat of ~~German~~ human engineering

hhhtylerw

funny

30

-1

2016-11

2016-11-03 02:27:29

Whoa

0

Happy littles trees.

hhhtylerw

AdviceAnimals

7

0

2016-09

2016-09-06 04:29:42

Proud parenting moment- introduced my 9 year old to the Bob Ross YouTube channel. She's hooked.

0

This guy gets it.

_Red_Rooster_

AskReddit

0

-1

2016-12

2016-12-22 02:28:10

If your employees aren't mad at someone on their shift, invariably the "enemy" becomes the shift supervisor. I can have my guys resent me, or have them take it out on the jerk. That way I also have someone I can put on the crappy work (dirty stuff, annoying stuff, menial stuff, etc) without worrying about the rest of my guys having to put up with stuff they don't like to do relative to their jobs. Bonus perk: Asshole has lower productivity than everyone else because he's always doing other stuff. While I can't use this to fire him, it does mean the rest of my guys look like superstars come yearly reviews.

0

Whenever he claims to not know someone, just assume he does.

Hee443TS

politics

19

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 14:40:08

Video shows Trump with mob figure he denied knowing

0

probably because his brother is a big deal!

t3rneado

CFL

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-31 15:03:18

I don't know how he does it, but Getzlaf has managed to be the most overrated for like 7 years now. I think the only player with a longer streak of overratedness is Van Zeyl.

0

And it's printed as such that it works the way it does

likertwo

EDH

-6

-1

2016-10

2016-10-27 14:55:59

Maelstrom Wanderer has two Cascade keywords.

0

But it's known that this is not the case since its never been in previous CoDs.

d0m1n4t0r

Games

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-05 12:55:55

I would laugh if this is a hearthstone scenario where it stores the ENTIRE game for every language so it's really a 10gb game in 13 languages that each have their own directory with the entire games assets.

0

His popularity rating has somehow gone up to, a lot of people seem to just not care.

JinxsLover

politics

2

-1

2016-12

2016-12-30 02:59:27

There is so much noise that everyone is deafened. The sheer number of incidents of utter corruption, willful blindness and irresponsibility of this man make each incident pale in significance. It makes it hard for people to keep paying attention

0

Sh...should we tell him?

cccp_redr4bbit

nfl

2

0

2016-09

2016-09-20 02:52:42

So glad this is preseason. If we played this poorly during the regular season, I'd be slamming my head against a brick wall.

0

It was on a ballot and the people in Austin spoke.

ATX_native

Austin

11

-1

2016-11

2016-11-18 14:54:17

If by locals you mean seven city council members. Uber and lyft were quite popular with the locals before required fingerprinting. If you're referring to the prop vote, that was just a rejection of an attempt to replace the 2015 ordinance with X Law, not a wholesale approval of the 2015 ordinance in particular (and if this forum is any indicator, many people didn't vote on the substance of the proposition anyway).

0

You look like the offspring that would come out if the two main characters from "Up" were related by blood.

CHOCOLATEJ3SU5

RoastMe

3

0

2016-09

2016-09-24 05:12:14

r/RoastMe meh, like I care

0

protest just got 10 days longer

OJSamson

politics

410

-1

2016-11

2016-11-14 22:31:59

Mayor de Blasio urges all Americans to continue protesting Trump

0

How is he streaming non gaming content so often yet is still around?

BurntMaToast

LivestreamFail

6

-1

2016-10

2016-10-18 09:15:37

Ice involved in car accident

0

Umm, he can't donate more than $2700 to her

liberationation

Libertarian

5

-1

2016-11

2016-11-25 15:06:39

"People", meaning Soros

1

Re-signed.

Dragoonscaper

nfl

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 14:55:13

Vikings' OC Norv has resigned, league sources tell ESPN

0

Fight or fuck?

FYouHeironymous

FellowKids

6

-1

2016-10

2016-10-17 05:33:58

That's not a question I think ~~we~~ either of us should answer.

0

-x-3 = -14(x/14+3/14)+0 GCD(x^(4)-x^(3)-x^(2)-1,x^(3)-1) = -14 or, equivalently, 1.

e2pii

cheatatmathhomework

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-27 21:44:25

gcd of polynomials I need to use the Euclidean Algorithm to find the gcd of (x^4 -x^3 -x^2 -1) and (x^3 -1) I get down to: (x^4 - x^3 - x^2 -1) = (x^3 -1)(x-1) + (-x^2 + x - 2) (x^3 - 1)=(-x^2 + x - 2)(-x - 1) + (-x - 3) (-x^2 + x - 2) = (-x - 3)(x - 4) + (-14) (-x - 3) = (-14)... Now I'm confused.

0

jokes on you im upvoting you

vveave

nocontext

10

-1

2016-10

2016-10-02 23:37:33

I know I'm gonna get downvoted for this but damn, I thought about doing this exact threads but wasn't sure whether it was appropriate or not

0

For those too lazy to read it dont, its too long and this guy doesnt understand what lazy is

RedditIsDumb4You

movies

-1

0

2016-09

2016-09-05 20:15:46

Holy fucking balls. Those who are too lazy to read it, read it. It's fucking bonkers

0

*fetuses

anthony200229

nosleep

8

-1

2016-12

2016-12-22 16:09:25

There were babies aborted!

0

Magnetic Bullets... you can clearly see them go back up into the gun ;)

NUMBER7777777

Vive

3

-1

2016-11

2016-11-07 17:03:06

Yes, that is true, but in this case you can shoot till you empty the removed mag :D

0

Shhhhhhhhhhhit

probablyprettystoned

195

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 15:03:22

Shhhhhhhhhh?

0

I quit at the farm

mynameiszack

AskReddit

20

-1

2016-12

2016-12-23 15:26:08

People arguing... on the road! People arguing... in a farm! People arguing... in a prison! And sometimes there are zombies. The above a summary of how far I got before giving up.

0

I'm picturing the SNL skit now.

Gibsonfan159

politics

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-11 23:48:32

*Donald*: Barack! You gotta help me! I know nothing about any of this, I've made a grave mista-*click* *Barack, with a shit-eating grin*: Gotta love Donald. Always a pleasure having him on.

0

I met Kane when he was wrestling at our towns fair as Diesel, we were getting his autograph and one of the guys in line asked for him to sign it Isaac Yankem to which he got an "f off"

Krescan

SquaredCircle

56

-1

2016-11

2016-11-28 16:25:51

Have any of you ever met a famous wrestler before they were famous? I've heard a ton of stories about this kind of thing happening and I was wondering if it had happened to any of you guys? I met TM-61 at a Perth indy show a few years back and it still spins me out to see them on NXT

0

Black Friday of next year probably

Krescan

PS4

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-16 16:35:58

When do you think we'll start seeing PS Pro bundles? Obviously it makes sense why there are no bundles for the PS Pro yet - they're selling just fine without including extras. However, I'm curious, when do you think we'll start seeing bundles being made?

0

You keep saying exorte, I let it slide first time but now you are really grinding my gears.

blazingfear

DotA2

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 15:12:09

Generally you go boot of travel on exorte and you don't really need the extra damage thank to exorte and you don't gain much from walking though people with Invoker and you get more move speed from boots of travel even when phase is active as with out wex Invoker base speed is very low

0

I know, it fits lore, they could just pick better bodyparts I think.. I hope they at least re-make him into full tank with better options.

Silence_of_the_HOTS

heroesofthestorm

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-14 14:03:37

Dehaka gets bodyparts from other heroes. Back thing from azmodan and nosehorn from anub

0

Yea VPN works.

Silence_of_the_HOTS

heroesofthestorm

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-14 02:21:44

Maybe using VPN.

0

Aw man I miss hearing grandpa-isms like that!

puppiesandducks

loseit

2

-1

2016-10

2016-10-20 02:42:39

Something that grinds my gears: My grandmother is a fantastic cook. She always has a dessert ready in her kitchen. A few months ago it was "Are you *sure* you need a piece of pie...?" and lately it's "Well I just can't believe you won't even have a tiny piece." Sweet, sweet grandmother... I need ya to pick a side. I'm too fat or I'm losing too quickly, I'm eating too much or I'm not eating enough... it's just constant criticism from that side of my family in general. The other day my grandfather told me that if I turned to the side and stuck my tongue out, I would look like a zipper. I'm very nearly about to ask them to keep any commentary about my body, positive or negative, to themselves.

0

The joke just soared over your head

CinereousChris

Rainbow6

6

-1

2016-12

2016-12-13 21:24:55

Bucks is picked for his ability to destroy the floor. Not to have a backup shotgun in combat. And as the devs already made it clear that wasnt their intention either.

0

Nice bat-and-switch...

Svataben

askwomenadvice

3

0

2016-09

2016-09-15 05:56:13

Really? Forgot to mention I also asked her to the movies before. She said yes. When I went to confirm the night before she said she would reassure with her parents. Never got a response back. So I dont think im a "accusatory hypocrite".

0

Fuck man I can't figure out how to get those sweet fumes :(

lewdite

lampwork

2

-1

2016-12

2016-12-17 03:52:58

Complete PipeMasters 2016 Gallery!

1

That's how he's bringing jobs back to America!

Tarquin_Underspoon

politics

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 15:24:37

Once all the Mexicans are deported, there will be nobody left to build the fucking thing though.

0

just in time for trump to take it all away!

switchninja

SeattleWA

5

-1

2016-12

2016-12-22 17:12:55

Deadline is Friday for health-insurance signups through the state exchange

1

you know, if I were a pro, I'd practice 16 hours a day for 5 years straight, especially after single handedly throwing the world championship away after being carried to the group stage.

EroticHamsterrr

leagueoflegends

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 15:25:55

You are saying that there is a chance that he is an actual reasonable human being? No way, he has to be a salty inmature motherf, reddit knows him better

0

"The Gang Blows a Tire"

NIMBLE_NAV_FAN

The_Donald

3

-1

2016-10

2016-10-28 04:16:22

How would you know? are you an expert on bird law?

0

Sadly I would've had the same trial as Mina and just hand over the stone, cuz I'm a filthy hippie.

korruptseraphim

pokemon

2

-1

2016-12

2016-12-06 14:23:58

If you were a Trial Captain, what would your trial be like? My trial would take place in a cavern, likely somewhere on Poni Island, would specialize in Dragon types(as that is the type of my Friend Safari), and will put your mind to the test. I will greet you at the entrance of the cavern and send you off on your quest to complete 3 tasks in order to meet the "Old Wise One", monitoring you along the way. You enter the first room and do first task: a quiz about basic Pokemon facts and trivia. Once you complete it, you will battle a trainer. You go into the second room to do the second task, which is one or two Strength puzzles. After you complete it, you battle another trainer. The third room is cold and icy. In here is the third task, a small set of ice puzzles. After you traverse those, you battle the final trainer, and make it into the final room, where the "Old Wise One", a Totem Drampa, awaits. Beat him to obtain your reward(whatever that may be), and clear the trial.

0

And they have epic lightsaber duels with dinosaurs.

PM_ME_ZELDA_HENTAI_

movies

2

-1

2016-10

2016-10-16 14:54:36

When the first park fails he builds a new one, but while in the process of building it his son causes a power outage and causes chaos in the park. In the end he unites with his son and they destroy the park, against the wishes of the investors.

0

Price :)

Jackrabbit710

battlefield_one

3

-1

2016-10

2016-10-04 02:30:19

What do you think Battlefield 1 should improve on just before the launch? Is it just me because I believe the player models need to have some blood where the injuries are. Such as in melee animations to add some immersion and details to each player model. When I play games I really love the small details that just impresses me, since most games these days (looking at COD) who don't put the small details in. The video of how Ubisoft downgrades really opened my eyes and even though the Battlefield series is nowhere close I just fear that someday video games will just be entertainment and not art. Dice has done a great job and Im not dissing them, but if somehow they could pull this of I would be extremely impressed.

0

It is 100% shitty fantasy booking

thisisabadpost

SquaredCircle

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-12 16:10:54

Hey man, no need to get at him, he was just expressing a wish of his. May not be a popular opinion, but I doubt his single line comment deserved to be called "shitty fantasy booking".

0

What he said

deviantpixel

conspiracy

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-21 01:23:58

That's funny. All I get are insults and downvotes - because they disagree with me, not because I wasn't contributing to the conversation. Quite conversely I don't know ANYONE who voted for Hillary who did so because she was their first choice. We all knew what we were getting with her - we know what she did - we aren't wearing blinders and disassociating ourselves from reality. She does shady shit. On the other side you have Trump, who in the past CONTRIBUTED MONEY TO CLINTONS CAMPAIGN, lives in Trump tower, and runs alongside born and bred politician Mike Pence, somehow convinces salt of the earth middle America that he is their man. You want to talk MSM brainwashing? There's so many steps between Trump and the common man, along with his "drain the swamp" strategy that you literally have to be brainwashed to buy it. I have some timeshares and knife sets I'd also like to sell you. Neither candidate was ideal or what their constitutes wanted, but one side is a wee bit more delusional with their expectations vs. reality.

1

But Snowbowl is opening in 9 days!

Fil_E

snowboarding

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 15:50:15

same way in AZ right now, we haven't even had our first snow on the mountain yet.. looking positive for thursday though!

0

PSA: Use ublock origin.

alex_theman

pcmasterrace

3

0

2016-09

2016-09-12 18:37:24

PSA: using yahoo now download malware and adware on your computer!

0

GOOD memory, just like my grandson.

Thunder-ten-tronckh

GreenBayPackers

10

0

2016-09

2016-09-15 15:15:17

Aaron Rodgers has a photographic memory...a VERY GOOD photographic memory

0

Even Brad Guzan and Ozzy Osbourne?

Anonymocoso

starterpacks

3

-1

2016-10

2016-10-18 12:00:33

Good parts- Montey Python, fish and chips, Rolling Stones. Bad parts- Birmingham, Birmingham metropolitan area, anything that has spent an extended period of time in Birmingham.

0

True, but that also costs a couple of cards

TheCrusader4

pkmntcg

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-04 18:16:41

Or superior energy retrieval

0

Tiny hands can't hit the keys on his phone

5HINY5HEEP

AskReddit

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-25 22:41:33

Why is Donald Trump bad as Tweeting?

0

Is the Fallout sub literally just a FNV dick sucking sub now?

LimpCush

Gamingcirclejerk

16

-1

2016-12

2016-12-08 07:10:34

DAE Burn the Heretic!!!!!

0

Isn't it Cyka bylat?

newbfella

television

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-13 05:27:19

Cyka bliat!

0

Same issue here... my ISP is AT&T. UPVOTED FOR VISIBILITY.

Samboni40

wow

1

0

2016-09

2016-09-15 01:43:56

You have been disconnected. Logging into game server. Repeat.

0

Go ahead, stating a fact isn't against the rules.

theombudsmen

politics

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-16 16:50:44

I'm not lying at all. Time to report you.

0

Thanks!

draginator

motorcycles

1

0

2016-09

2016-09-27 18:35:16

Nice motorcycle man, my congratulation!

0

What year did you move out of Poway?

mjmesco

Blink182

1

0

2016-09

2016-09-12 04:15:28

I always knew they were from SD but recently found out it was specifically Poway, I lived in that neighborhood for 7 years growing up.

0

Oh my god I love doing this.

Baja_fresh_potatoes

AskReddit

7

-1

2016-10

2016-10-02 18:03:00

Act like she is wrong when we both know she is right.

0

Hot

ZAS100

AssCredit

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-27 20:09:10

FUCK glasses

0

I think that works better on Grant Morrison

CyberNinjaZero

comicbooks

5

-1

2016-11

2016-11-07 22:16:26

Jonathan "...what?" Hickman

0

The key is to not go down Harrow if you know how horrible it is.

roughtimes

Winnipeg

26

-1

2016-11

2016-11-09 15:35:16

Harrow St going on to Pembina is a disaster I see people going into the Price Chopper parking lot all the time to bypass the line there. Yesterday on my way home a car drove down the wrong way with 2 people coming at him and they got out of the way like he was a siren'ed car. People are that impatient now?

0

well, id like to see more unturned fan-art, specially npc-related.

FlodotelitoKifo

unturned

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-12 04:47:36

Did you want help with some? I have never tried doing it, but I guess I could.

0

Ba dum tss

FlodotelitoKifo

homestuck

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-30 21:12:42

that's a pretty harsh statement you're makin

0

I dont get it

FlodotelitoKifo

homestuck

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-29 00:16:00

Horrifying!

0

Vince misses tf out of this guy

KtoMM199

SquaredCircle

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-16 20:16:44

Cool picture of Andre The Giant and little Stephanie

0

At the rate of Hillary emails, "future president" doesnt even need to be prefaced anymore...

Cory123125

funny

-4

0

2016-09

2016-09-17 21:55:24

Oh yeah i remember, potential future president making fun of disabled people. Wow

0

Yes but that has nothing to do with the fact BLM is a terrorist organization.

SynagogueOfSatan1

gifs

5

0

2016-09

2016-09-18 23:20:21

Let me guess. You support Trump.

0

I'm with you

DTX41

hiphopheads

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-23 02:35:55

No one is gonna agree with me, but I think I'm In It is the best song ever recorded in human history.

0

'memba thatfuckinguyoverthere?

SmithSenpaiTV

NASCAR

2

-1

2016-10

2016-10-18 16:31:59

'memba catskitsteerloader?

0

I just pack all the water on the back of my camel.

jdepps113

trailmeals

0

2016-09

2016-09-16 00:40:08

So, this is dumb but... water? Total noob to ultralight. I've always been a car camper but want to make the transition to hammock camping and stuff. Anyway. Water. I assume you guys aren't hiking in the wilderness with litres and litres on your back. Do you bring a filter and pump it from a river/lake? How much do you bring with you on the way in before you get to your water source? What is your go to filter? Thanks all!

0

Yes they can, all they'd have to do is kill someone to save someone else's life like Jealous did.

ryaniskira

deathnote

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-14 16:06:20

Shinigami can't kill themselves

0

If anything, this thread is proof that it's no longer the 1980s and the Democrats no longer champion the homeless.

BoringSupreez

politics

-1

2016-10

2016-10-29 03:33:35

Thugs: Homeless, Elderly, Black Trump Supporter Assaulted by Mob

0

And they were the same person

NimbleWalrus

worldnews

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-26 14:48:23

We're going to find out Elvis and Andy Kauffman are indeed still alive, just to hear that they died.

0

Napalm, first thing in the morning.

Vanryker

AskReddit

6

-1

2016-12

2016-12-07 06:17:50

What's the best smell you've ever smelt?

0

Company went public 36 hours later.

Calfzilla2000

SquaredCircle

0

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 16:57:27

That was long before WWE went public. Not only was Vince not a billionaire, but any wealth he had at the time was theoretical.

1

You're probably not druid master race.

stewiefied

wow

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 16:59:06

my best was only 398k =/

0

28 people to learn that places like Canada don't just let anyone in

GonnaVote1

worldnews

1

-1

2016-12

2016-12-18 10:45:03

Canada Says Only 28 Americans Have Applied for Trump-Related Refugee Status

0

Pretty sure it's been posted

Turi101

NoMansSkyTheGame

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-03 22:00:34

The Simpsons parody with voice acting, not sure why it hasn't been posted here yet.

0

Looks like the A380.

Thucydides1987

russia

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 17:07:22

China, Russia take step closer to new long-haul jet

0

Lol someone can't aim with a crossy

SPAGHEEEETTI

playrust

0

-1

2016-11

2016-11-10 16:05:03

I play this game most of the time purely for PvP and is one of the reason i have slowly been playing less and less since the component system :/

0

I reckon lambda man likes alpha, beta, and delta men.

evilted

funny

2

0

2016-09

2016-09-19 22:44:38

If you're referring to delta man, he's know for being highly adaptable, and doesn't waste time on hatin'.

0

She shoulda had lemonade on her crotch

majordix

funny

1

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 17:12:10

Operation

0

ctf is fucking awful

Artisanpasta

tf2

26

-1

2016-10

2016-10-22 07:56:39

But Turbine is a great map.

0

I hope this is sarcasm, otherwise you'll probably look just like the idiot you are.

LondorWhore

titanfall

4

-1

2016-12

2016-12-05 17:21:55

Respawn, you are a bunch of greedy bastards

0

My boss spawns every monday at 9 am.

hellkey

thedivision

77

0

2016-09

2016-09-18 11:27:22

What do people mean by "roam the world and kill PvE bosses"? People say that roaming the world and killing PvE bosses will be a legitimate tactic, but have the devs mentioned how frequently the bosses will spawn?

0

Have you bound your pistol on mouse wheel?

hellkey

thedivision

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-15 16:29:24

Accurate won't increase damage, but help you aiming faster, decrease the diffusion of reticle after shooting.

0

Imagine showing that to someone a little over a year ago.

MarduRusher

DestinyTheGame

1

-1

2016-10

2016-10-14 22:22:49

# #MakeThornGreatAgain?

0

I wish Schumer and Reid had not endorsed Keith Ellison, it has me given me pause and rethink Ellison as chair.

tonyj101

OurPresident

2

-1

2016-11

2016-11-14 02:17:32

Harry Reid also endorses Keith Ellison to become DNC Chair

1

yeah, god forbid jesse look out for his fans by removing an abusive asshole who was disturbing the experience for the rest of the crowd.

fght_off_yr_dmns

brandnew

14

-1

2016-11

2016-11-02 17:14:58

Here's another unpopular opinion - I respect Jesse less for this. His job is to perform, let the audience do as they please. I'm looking at you Dave Grohl.

0

Beer city USA

novelty_bone

AskReddit

1

0

2016-09

2016-09-14 06:09:13

Without saying the name of your city, what city do you live in?