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Can't wait to hear the environmental wackos when the first jellyfish swims into that thing.
Wolfshawk
science
3
3
0
2010-08
2010-08-29 13:35:02
World's largest tidal turbine (1MW) to be deployed later this summer in Scotland while the U.S. is busy fucking off. Oh, and this thing is huge and looks fucking cool.
1
Bech-Palin 2012
Canbot
AskReddit
2
2
0
2010-08
2010-08-29 14:02:47
Reddit: Is it time to start thinking of Glenn Beck as a serious candidate for election as President? I don't like the guy, as much of you all don't. I don't give his thoughts or preachings any weight whatsoever, I don't think he'd be a good president or a good political figure. I think he'd be awful for this country, f...
1
Whoa, I don't know about that man, I mean, Pulp Fiction came out in '94.
Vitalstatistix
movies
1
1
0
2010-08
2010-08-30 20:53:15
Pretty much any list by anyone who has seen movies made before 1995 is better than the Reddit top 250.
1
Whenever I take my dog for a walk, I always turn my head to give it privacy while it shits.
future_pope
science
2
2
0
2010-05
2010-05-01 17:39:27
*eyeroll* - "Wildlife documentaries infringe animals' privacy, says report"
1
Now, imagine what wonder Medicare would do if it makes senior home residency mandatory for those receiving the benefit: the shit just solved itself.
barocco
WTF
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-03 05:08:33
In 1961, 87-year-old Harry Meadows ... accidentally killed 3 residents of his care home by dressing up as the grim reaper and peering through the residents' lounge window whilst holding a scythe.
0
What did McGyver do to get jailed, anyway?
akruvi
pics
62
62
0
2009-07
2009-07-11 10:18:23
DIY shotgun made in prison, using match-heads, AA batteries and broken light bulb
1
Gluttony and lust... that should do it.
Reien
AskReddit
7
7
0
2010-05
2010-05-06 15:59:21
Be a friendly, outgoing hot chick... that should do it.
0
3 strikes law is California state law which passed by ballot initiative in the mid-90s.
Taughtology
politics
7
7
0
2009-10
2009-10-11 03:45:26
yup. that, 3 strikes law, and GOP FEAR!!!
1
Immediately put alcohol on it.
Code347
sex
2
2
0
2010-05
2010-05-10 16:50:51
Hmm. What to do about a scratched anus? The boyfriend was a bit overzealous when manually pleasuring me this morning, and the fingernail of his second finger scratched my anus (I think probably inside). Christ it was painful at the time, I was fighting back tears so I wouldn't make him feel bad, so I just said "Oww?". ...
1
News flash.
whatispunk
pics
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-10 23:26:18
So I was watching the Lost pilot episode and noticed this...
1
The chicken, since God created a mature earth.
Ocdar
comics
6
6
0
2010-05
2010-05-12 13:26:25
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Philosopher: a perplexing causality conundrum. ..*(.. drone drone witter ..)* Engineer: the egg.
1
You libertarians and your free market destroy everything!
FisherOfMen
Libertarian
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-14 16:51:23
Another example of corporate welfare. Meet the liability cap.
1
Yeah, but did they have fire departments and roads?
FisherOfMen
Libertarian
3
3
0
2010-04
2010-04-16 00:35:03
Harry Browe: "For over a century, the U.S. government survived quite well without an income tax. It operated a small, constitutional government on the revenue from tariffs and excise taxes. Can we ever return?"
1
Bullshit, he reads Boing Boing and Gizmodo
retlawmacpro
funny
6
6
0
2010-05
2010-05-15 15:59:41
This guy represents 90% of the Internet population. He's mr average Internet user who heard from his tech-savvy friend that steam is the best thing since sliced bread. I bet there are thousands just like him in this situation. Which kinds of makes this a failure on valves part if you ask me.
0
Out of the games that I have played myself, Mass Effect 2's final boss battle was the lamest and most anti-climactic shit ever, both in the actual gameplay and in the narrative of the plot.
betterthanastick
gaming
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-30 06:00:32
The 13 Most Dumbass Boss Battles
1
Please post this 100x more
hngovr
promos
12
12
0
2010-05
2010-05-27 09:05:40
Dude Pulls Gun On Skater Video
1
They all look the same!
Sandsworth
videos
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-27 23:48:15
That guy looks nothing like Barack Obama, those people are idiots.
0
it's called wrong
jaimelazaro
pics
1
1
0
2009-04
2009-04-20 17:08:05
How exactly to call this?
1
But it could be Android's answer to BBM!
Mechakoopa
Android
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-01 16:55:51
...because wave is a niche app whose time has not yet arrived, and an android app won't bring that time about any quicker.
1
I'm 7 and what is this
bgfinkel
trees
2
2
0
2010-06
2010-06-02 05:12:07
i'm at a [7] and i have no significant other :(
0
I like "a parliament of owls" & "a congress of baboons"
ClusterFU
todayilearned
5
5
0
2010-06
2010-06-24 13:59:42
TIL that a flock of Ravens is called an Unkindness of Ravens
1
Glad to see the Polish enjoying their freedom after so many years of living under dictatorship.
spookybill
Marijuana
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-02 16:33:06
Violent pacification of Million Marijuana March 2010 in Warsaw
1
Thats a good idea: get into a crash because of hypermiling... The CO2 footprint of a new car and a hospital visit is so much better than the 0.1 litre of extra fuel you just would have used on stopping.
FlyingHigh
DoesAnybodyElse
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-02 19:31:03
Haha, nice. I ran the beginning of a red light just yesterday, knowing that it would be another couple seconds until the other direction turned green. I'm so obsessed with upping my gas mileage now that the thought of braking and re-accelerating makes me cringe.
0
That's just what they want us to do.
mwryan
science
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-07 03:48:00
We can't base our decisions on what conspiracy theorists might object to.
1
i've never heard of John Carmack either.
theonlybradever
programming
2
2
0
2010-06
2010-06-08 17:04:21
There Are No Famous Programmers
1
yea and my grandma who lived to be 109 was ripped...
PokerGod7479
funny
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-08 22:48:28
Physical strength strongly correlates with longevity. It's probably the best single factor in overall "fitness" since true strength requires the systems of the body to be in tune with each other. That includes not just the skeletomuscular systems but the central nervous and cardiovascular systems as well.
1
Well they'll just have to work to earn their keep then, won't they.
jakx
politics
3
3
0
2010-06
2010-06-11 01:18:11
Around here prisoners are charged board.
1
Nice repost
BoredofBS
pics
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-13 03:38:42
Waiting for a goal in soccer is like. . . .
1
Licepick.
cabrath
reddit.com
2
2
0
2010-06
2010-06-14 05:26:30
Lawl
1
Or have power users
Znof
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-16 03:30:33
The only way to make it stop is to do away with the karma.
0
That's where hippie babies come from.
SockFleet
funny
14
14
0
2010-06
2010-06-16 21:34:22
I was at a hippy fest once. Two guys in my tent had dreads. I tried to dread their dreads together while they slept.
1
That's exactly the sort of thing Hitchens would say, isn't it?
wankerbot
WTF
2
2
0
2010-06
2010-06-19 13:08:06
let me guess , she needs to be on girllookslikeabitch?
1
The duct tape prevents screen burn-in.
darkishdave
pics
2
2
0
2010-06
2010-06-20 09:01:03
I used to work at an Audio/Video store. There was an old guy who brought his TV in for repair. The guy who handled the warranty department looked at the TV and asked the old man why he had a strip of duct tape along the bottom of the screen. Assuming it was part of the issue. The old man then explained that he put the ...
1
Why is this even needed if you can't get viruses on a Mac?
jsims281
technology
4
4
0
2010-06
2010-06-20 11:44:38
Apple quietly adds anti-malware in Snow Leopard update
1
Good to know that Baghdad Bob eventually managed to find a job.
smokesteam
worldnews
3
3
0
2010-06
2010-06-22 00:36:05
Hamas says Israel deceitful over Gaza - "The Israelis are deceiving the world to avoid the recent wave of international criticism," Hamas Minister of Economy Ziad al-Zaza said in an interview with al-Quds Radio on Monday.
1
Well this doesn't sound like insider trading.
usuallyskeptical
WTF
0
0
0
2010-06
2010-06-22 02:11:17
Peter Sutherland is very lucky. Peter Sutherland - Goldman Sachs International Chairman - liquidated more than half of its BP holdings just before the April oil spill. Peter Sutherland stepped down from his post as BP chairman last December.
1
Didn't see that one comin'
sublexation
worldnews
0
0
0
2010-06
2010-06-25 02:45:32
.Venezuela seizes oil rigs owned by US company
1
I'm afraid you're a paranoid delusional for linking to clear evidence of a conspiracy.
b0dhi
todayilearned
0
0
0
2010-06
2010-06-29 07:49:09
TIL that Chile was disqualified from the world cup in 1990, banned 1994 world cup, and that the coach, team doctor and goalie were banned for life all over one incident.
1
An anarchist lamenting the lack of decent organisation and a proper support network... wonders never cease.
ajehals
worldpolitics
0
0
0
2010-06
2010-06-29 20:20:20
I'm what you could call an anarchist, but all I see is punks burning cars. There doesn't see to be any movement, as that implies some sort of organization or network, just stupid individuals. I don't feel like I share any responsibility with anyone who blatantly goes against what I believe. If I had actually been there...
1
Yeah, it was a cunning fourteen-year-plan, because stoners are known for their long-term clever planning.
Alanna
politics
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-30 06:48:13
Oh. So that whole "medical marijuana" thing was bullshit, just a lie to try to get pot legalised. It was always about getting recreational pot legalised even though it was based on a lie and false pretences? Well, "fool me once" and all that. Yup, I won't be trusting you deceitful people again.
1
Blame red dead redemption
dcumbo
offbeat
0
0
0
2010-07
2010-07-01 09:26:31
Kids escape from juvenile detention facility, steal a train. That's right, a train.
1
We should let the government run more things ... like health care for instance.
Scoottie
business
3
3
0
2010-03
2010-03-02 16:48:07
$10 Billion In Debt, The United States Postal Service Proposes To Switch To A 5 Day Mail Schedule, Eliminating Saturday Delivery
1
But Verizon is so much cooler than AT&T so they can't do anything wrong
Scoottie
business
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-08 19:48:27
Ivan Seidenberg, CEO of Verizon, blatantly misleading his audience, the US public, US government, and his investors when he suggests the USA is ahead in broadband internet
1
Yeah, and the peeps are NVIDIA and ATI did not ever think about this... WOW, how dumb are these companies...
Useristaken
technology
3
3
0
2010-03
2010-03-11 08:38:53
Unlimited Detail Technology - GPU
1
I like how they refer to Conservopedia in the video description, it really adds to their credibility.
olleman
atheism
1
1
0
2010-03
2010-03-13 17:01:33
Christian dudes pass the knowledge "6 Ultimate Reasons not to be an atheist". That told us.
1
You just can't please some people...
pilotinspector85
reddit.com
5
5
0
2010-03
2010-03-14 14:14:55
I don't care how well you cleaned the house once you kill millions of people those scrubbing bubbles just don't quite look as clean.
1
Including the Jews, or just free afterlife care?
Devistator
politics
1
1
0
2010-03
2010-03-17 22:45:31
Know who had free health care? The Nazis.
1
Thank god for non-lethal armaments.
nerfcaltrops
worldnews
-1
-1
0
2010-03
2010-03-21 13:49:15
Second Palestinian youth dies after shot in W.Bank (from "rubber" bullets)
1
He forgot this:
YouForgotYourTag
gaming
38
38
0
2010-03
2010-03-26 14:51:09
I hope you realize macs can right click....
1
We can only hope that increased federal involvement in health care has the same positive effects it has had on education
IMJGalt
pics
1
1
0
2010-03
2010-03-27 03:59:36
What teachers are up against nowadays.
1
Because Reddit so obviously has IP addresses publicly available, and a comment is enough to get a subpoena for them if they didn't.
CredditCard
AskReddit
2
2
0
2010-03
2010-03-28 00:33:53
except ips and shit
1
God could have shrunk them.. you can't put limits on God!
updn
atheism
5
5
0
2010-03
2010-03-28 06:32:22
in other words... hilariously small
1
You can't argue with success!
sge_fan
politics
0
0
0
2010-03
2010-03-31 18:14:58
It's back! $250 million will be spent on abstinence only education during the next 5 years, thanks not to George W. Bush and the Republicans, but Obama and the Democrats.
1
Also: People don't find New Orleans interesting and have historically hated stories set there.
Taughtology
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-02 15:07:48
Yes, come setup a new Hollywood in New Orleans, where your money can literally and instantly be washed away.
1
It would be wild speculation to assume that when the US military verifies its authenticity, that it is probably an authentic video.
khouros
reddit.com
2
2
0
2010-04
2010-04-06 01:12:19
Yeah, what assholes, it's not like sources have ever been wrong or misleading. I don't know where they get off, reporting on the story while trying to avoid speculation or biased commentary.
1
Maybe them priests caught the gay from the libruls?
mellowmonk
atheism
4
4
0
2010-04
2010-04-19 07:15:58
Dan Savage: "Three shark in attacks in Florida, million of sharks in the ocean, and no one will go in the water. Hundreds and thousands of children raped in churches and people still send their kids to church. It's crazy. You should be sending your kids to gay bars. There they will be be safe."
1
Chalk it up to the price of the freedom to bear arms.
mellowmonk
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-02
2009-02-24 07:32:53
Why "Youth Model Shotguns" are a bad idea
1
But God favors His people, so she got the peanut M&Ms for *free*.
nonpareilpearl
atheism
5
5
0
2010-04
2010-04-23 13:41:45
Whereas an atheist who wanted peanut M&Ms would just buy peanut M&Ms.
1
Lies are an awesome way to start a relationship!
budz
AskReddit
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-27 05:11:02
I like this one better: "Hi, can I speak to Human Resources about my recent application, please?" - [tap fingers while on hold] - "Hi, I'm calling about my recent application - I just wanted to check back if you guys received it...I normally don't do this but this really looked like a great opportunity and the battery ...
1
That is so relevant!
d0pam1ne
worldnews
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-29 13:54:29
Stop making excuses for Israeli terrorists, heard enough from the Catholics on the like. "Its not child molestation, everybody does it". Sheesh.
1
In the Catholic Church's Defense, I got grilled to hell when I pointed out that it could still be considered pedophilia if the child was post pubescant about two months ago...
froschkonig
news
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-01 04:56:58
Best New Catholic Church Defense: It's Not Pedophilia If the Boys Were Post-Pubescent
1
Yeah because Super Mario 64 was such a terrible, non-innovative game.
bumbleskull
gaming
1
1
0
2010-01
2010-01-04 22:48:51
DAE wish Nintendo would make another proper 2D Mario game, instead of those gimmicky 3D sequels that add nothing to the series?
0
Howard Dean is not so crazy after all.
california_roll
politics
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-16 16:30:15
Dean On Health Care: "Kill The Senate Bill"
1
I'm sure a bunch of rowdy people partying on a balcony are constantly checking their wireless SSID for noise complaints....
antipeoplemachine
funny
0
0
0
2010-01
2010-01-06 23:04:39
How to send a message to your neighbors (pic)
1
To be fair, I think he's talking genuine attacks, not ones prefabricated by him and his friends.
powerdeamon
politics
3
3
0
2010-01
2010-01-08 19:47:14
Giuliani, since it looks like you missed the game, the score so far is Bush 17, Obama 4.
0
I would say programming in it is the #1 way, followed by reading how to program in it at a close second.
jeebusroxors
programming
2
2
0
2009-08
2009-08-18 14:51:10
ask reddit: whats the best way to learn python? I'd like to learn Python using the most concise and effective method but with only general prior programming experience. I am cautious of any method in the style of TAFE. I wish to use a method that would help me commit the techniques to memory as I do not posses a great ...
1
I think we did a good job in America, I mean we wiped out the origional religious and cultural heritage pretty effectively.
nokes
DoesAnybodyElse
1
1
0
2010-01
2010-01-16 13:36:12
Yes, it takes many hundred years to get rid of shitty religious and cultural heritage.
1
Also, all republicans are evil and all Democrats want to waste money.
liquidpele
atheism
-1
-1
0
2010-01
2010-01-19 14:55:12
Lies Christians tell - Part 9 - The lie: Christians are searching for the truth. The truth: Christians have no interest in the truth. They are desperately emotionally biased, hold their beliefs on faith, and ignore evidence.
1
Teach the controversy!
liquidpele
atheism
2
2
0
2009-12
2009-12-04 00:04:26
It was neat in sophomore year of high school?
0
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Reedzit
canada
2
2
0
2009-12
2009-12-09 16:52:25
Canada preparing a military role in Afghanistan beyond 2011, say experts
0
Thank you
Reedzit
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-21 15:43:00
yes.
1
pervs...
jeff61813
lolcats
2
2
0
2010-01
2010-01-21 17:47:37
Heads up, America
1
I thought statistical models were always wrong?
pandemik
science
0
0
0
2010-01
2010-01-22 19:23:08
Beautiful Photo Shows Wake Effects of Wind Turbines
1
damn right its serious business; i don't want any false information on my plagiarized research paper.
zeisan
WTF
4
4
0
2010-01
2010-01-27 19:26:31
yes sir, sorry sir. wikipedia is serious business.
1
I'm sure you meant
elucubra
politics
2
2
0
2010-01
2010-01-28 15:40:51
Did anyone else forget was black for an hour? I swear I couldn't even hear his negro dialect, and I don't know about the rest of you, but he sure looked light skinned last night. \sarcasm
1
This is yet more proof that the media is run by liberals.
seltaeb4
politics
2
2
0
2010-01
2010-01-28 19:05:49
According to NPR today, CBS is reversing it's "no advocacy" in SuperBowl ads and allowing an anti-abortion spot to air during the game. Reddit, please take a moment to let the network know how you feel abou this.
1
why, cause he's black?
Deep-Thought
WTF
4
4
0
2010-01
2010-01-28 22:24:02
R. Kelly fans...
0
the ad campaign is crazy stupid
dmurphy04
circlejerk
3
3
0
2010-01
2010-01-29 21:20:35
Windows 7 was my idea. AMA.
1
yes
fazon
IAmA
1
1
0
2010-01
2010-01-31 20:53:09
Is it true semen is considered to be a "secret ingredient" among professional bakers?
1
Big surprise there
Cat-Hax
worldnews
1
1
0
2010-02
2010-02-01 23:50:52
Plan to oust Saddam drawn up two years before the invasion
1
No no no, we're holding the *bad* guys.
Tylerdurdon
politics
4
4
0
2010-02
2010-02-02 16:51:11
"It is outrageous that Iran refuses to abide by international standards, international agreements in terms of treatment of those who are in their care," State Department spokesman Philip J. Crowley said. "We will continue to press the Iranian government so that we can see for ourselves ... what the conditions of our ci...
1
"I'm weird cuz I hate goodbyes" Yeah, man, that's soo weird, everyone else loves them!
Eta_Muons
AskReddit
1
1
0
2010-02
2010-02-07 19:58:47
That fireflies song by Owl City. I'm sure if I were on heavy drugs, it would make perfect sense.
1
Well yeah, unless you want it to come out all limp-wristed an lispy.
ylca
politics
7
7
0
2010-02
2010-02-09 20:55:21
Apparently you have to be straight to translate Arabic.
1
CIA.
chainersedict
politics
1
1
0
2010-02
2010-02-16 07:56:44
So what do you think is the "real" reason that Evan Bayh is resigning? "Excessive partisanship" is almost as bad of an excuse as is "I want to spend more time with my family".
0
I had quite the tapping problem as well.
Uiaccsk
AskReddit
1
1
0
2009-01
2009-01-14 16:31:49
For the longest time nothing but rudiments went through my head. I would constantly be playing paradiddles and ratamacues with pencils on my desk at school. At a conference my mom, teacher and I were all sitting and the teacher began discussing how my tapping was disruptive in class. As she began to talk about this, I ...
1
he's just unloading magnets.
Biuku
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-11
2009-11-04 02:14:29
Amazing nonFail!!
1
The linux kernel being the other primary example
joelthelion
programming
0
0
0
2009-11
2009-11-04 08:08:49
The Linux kernel devs are idiots. This is just one more example.
1
Yay chemical burns!
HungLikeJesus
AskReddit
1
1
0
2009-11
2009-11-14 00:00:38
Yeah! Of course. Also, I wouldn't try the "warming" lubes, those are weird. They basically just get -too- warm to the point of it being uncomfortable.
1
And we should make it as hard for people to succeed as possible.....
roodammy44
politics
1
1
0
2009-11
2009-11-23 14:27:24
But we've seen it countless times throughout history, especially in America. Frederick Douglass educated himself in a country where it was illegal for him to be educated. My physics professor grew up dirt poor in a South American country; when every other kid his age was outside getting into trouble, he was in the libr...
1
In my own personal experience with University students in the USA, all the moderate to extreme Christian schools were far more violent than the nearby state universities.
Earendil_Star
reddit.com
-2
-2
0
2009-12
2009-12-01 04:13:42
In short, yes. My apologies, I'm studying to become an economist so it's a habit for me to always look at things from multiple angles :)
0
A group of crows is called a "murder."
BiterAtmonk
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-12
2009-12-02 08:25:08
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
1
Then the hell with her.
engwar
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-11 18:54:22
But if she wasn't pretty? :/
1
Yes, how could one prison-like, one-size-fits-all system not be right for everyone?
Shambles
Marijuana
3
3
0
2009-12
2009-12-17 10:23:49
You lost me at "I chose not to finish high school because it wasn't right for me". I plain DON'T believe that high school isn't right for everyone, barring actual mental disability (or stupidity), which it doesn't sound like you have.
1
But, but, but in Dragon Age, you can't buy that awesome dagger w/o looting everyone in the game!
kenok
gaming
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-28 05:06:55
I usually do until I get near the end. When the big climax is in sight, I suddenly get a realization that all my items and loot and levels are meaningless once [FINAL BOSS] is defeated, so I abandon the search for treasure when the end is nigh and make a big concentrated push to resolving major plot elements and charac...
1
Thank you, Hitler.
wtjones
reddit.com
5
5
0
2009-12
2009-12-28 07:43:49
Truthfully, if we banned all but one model of cars, there would be a great savings in terms of efficiency and maintenance. Same thing for cars.
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I'm not sure guys, it doesn't look photoshoped to me
anthonye001
pics
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0
2009-12
2009-12-31 02:32:14
Sneak Peak at new FBI Technology from Cyberland
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Yes, because women are incapable of delivering an asskicking.
enso13
reddit.com
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1
0
2009-09
2009-09-02 21:32:30
No balls on this guy. Pure, utter cowardice. He didn't do it in front of the father, he did it in front of the mother.
1
Eh, I just broke my bar magnet in half.
foxfaction
science
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2009-09
2009-09-04 11:07:36
Magnetic Monopoles Detected
1
Thanks for saying that my grandparents, mother, and best friend all deserve to be beaten.
Quady
technology
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1
0
2009-09
2009-09-11 21:25:45
If you can't see... If you can't see and you use a computer... If you can't see and you use a computer to surf the web... If you can't see and you use a computer to surf the web and you don't know how to adjust your own fucking font then you **deserve to be beaten with a rubber mallet**.
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Ouch... and upvote
bobbysmith007
IAmA
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2009-09
2009-09-18 03:39:08
Depends on your race.