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Amazon sells books?
cweaver
business
1
1
0
2009-09
2009-09-21 03:56:55
Amazon is expected to soon sell more general merchandise than media products like books and DVDs
1
It's just like the Holocaust...God works in mysterious ways.
betterthanastick
atheism
2
2
0
2009-09
2009-09-22 04:48:24
Also remember... it's only God's doing if it's something good. For example, getting cancer is not God's doing, but beating cancer is.
1
Home of the brave and land of the free.
electricjoe10
reddit.com
2
2
0
2009-09
2009-09-22 05:58:38
Are you living in the US? Do you smoke Cloves or other flavored cigarettes? Buy them now, because they're illegal tomorrow, 9/22/09
1
null
viborg
politics
3
3
0
2009-09
2009-09-27 19:54:30
That's an odd use of "great". :)
1
Vista, sexy *and* functional.
Elquinis
funny
2
2
0
2011-09
2011-09-17 10:03:16
That's why i'll always use Windows.
1
Yeah, because Muslims never drink
tinkthank
WTF
2
2
0
2011-09
2011-09-17 17:46:21
I would understand if everyone was drunk, but I have a sneaking suspicion that these people are Muslims and cant drink.
1
Oh you poor thing
ShitCuntFuck
drunk
1
1
0
2011-09
2011-09-17 23:31:28
She had a tramp stamp. Went against my sober judgement.
1
More proof that government can't provide jobs!
EbilSmurfs
socialism
1
1
0
2011-09
2011-09-19 23:27:32
The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) may soon lay off 120,000 employees--the biggest offensive yet in the war on public-sector unions across the country. September 27 is a national day of action in solidarity with postal workers!
1
didn't see that one coming.
mak10z
gaming
10
10
0
2011-09
2011-09-20 16:01:29
Batman: Arkham City Delayed on PC
0
Ah the joys of console development(lol @ high dev costs on console) and pushing your employees to the edge
mehteh
gaming
-7
-7
0
2011-08
2011-08-05 18:45:37
Team Bondi (L.A. Noire devs) Are Bankrupt
0
I think a blank, unintelligent stare would be more appropriate for a console gamer reaction
mehteh
gaming
1
1
0
2011-08
2011-08-24 13:09:56
Console gamers' reactions to Origin/DRM posts
1
They do business, duh.
NoWeCant
technology
12
12
0
2011-09
2011-09-22 16:26:43
I still find it funny why people who graduate with a business degree wonder why they can't get a job. What exactly does one do with a business degree?
1
Obviously the antenna.
Megajim
gifs
6
6
0
2011-09
2011-09-22 23:13:43
you can see the cord coming out of the top and coiled up at the top of the keyboard.
0
I ear what you're sayin'
Arethereboobsinhere
funny
2
2
0
2011-09
2011-09-30 00:03:20
Corn maze for blondes
1
Who wants safety, when you can look cool?
1stGenRex
bicycling
2
2
0
2011-09
2011-09-25 11:27:26
Ah right, to me it just seems a bit crazy, especially if you're going to be riding on the roads, you could accidentally skid into a car, or if it's winter and the roads are slippy it could be a disaster.
1
I dunno, that sounds quite alot like Communism
Lucius_St_Claire
pics
6
6
0
2011-09
2011-09-26 09:58:29
Hey man didn't you read Animal Farm? Everyone's equal! Even those who didn't work as hard to achieve their goals need to feel like they accomplished something too so their feelings won't be hurt.
1
It's spelled stoopid, geez.
theorial
pics
10
10
0
2011-09
2011-09-26 15:42:04
I wonder if it hurts to be that stupid.
1
It's totally not ironic that this guy is a Christian, because God/the Bible definitely condones murder.
Nuggetry
atheism
1
1
0
2011-09
2011-09-26 23:46:50
Christian US army soldier calls for the death of Obama and threatens murder. A disgrace to his uniform.
1
It's a good thing Chinese and Indian CO2 doesn't lead to global warming.
Will_Power
energy
0
0
0
2011-09
2011-09-27 19:41:19
By 2035, China and India will account for 31% of the world's energy demand.
1
Yes, I've seen *so* many women advocating for men's right too.
tsfn46290
reddit.com
0
0
0
2011-09
2011-09-27 23:40:47
They don't. However, Mens Rights is not what Gawker claimed it was. The fact is, movements like feminism have waves supporting mens rights, too.
1
Hungarian girls are quite difficult, btw.
learnebonics
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-09
2011-09-28 15:45:59
Congratulations.
1
This should be the top comment
eyetinerant
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-09
2011-09-30 00:52:17
I got a really excellent Facebook report card.
1
Maybe the private sector should fix the problem and keep government out of people's lives.
diskmaster23
Indiana
0
0
0
2011-09
2011-09-30 03:09:15
Southern Indiana business leaders fear impact of bridge's closure
1
Excellent use of focusing your aggression towards the enemy.
moogah
reddit.com
5
5
0
2011-10
2011-10-02 19:58:11
Fuck yourself you idiotic piece of shit.
1
Stop attacking the job creators!
madman86
pics
-1
-1
0
2011-10
2011-10-02 22:41:25
There is certainly nothing wrong with having a good work ethic, and being a productive member of society, but if you could explain how hard work will keep Wall Street from: - creating another housing market crash - lobbying to keep from having to regulate their actions - using tax loopholes to pay less than they should...
1
Oh ya know, you sound so kind and caring, where can I find a boy like you?
IF_CKNERDS
relationships
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-02 23:44:42
she's 31. tell her to go to her room and come back when she's ready to talk like a grownup.
1
pffftttt... I'm waiting for the MONSTER brand, 'cuz it lets me see extra pixels and shit that my old analog eyes just don't.
FKRMunkiBoi
gaming
11
11
0
2011-10
2011-10-03 16:31:33
If you work at a computer all day and get migraines... I recommend a pair. I don't care if it's a placebo and makes me look like a douche, whatever prevents brain pain is worth $80.
1
Congratulations, you're becoming a Republican!^
ateatree
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-04 16:21:39
Money can't buy happiness". Seriously? Do you agree with that statement? Cause to me it feels like something the poor tell themselves to feel better. Maybe I'm just at a superficial point in my life, but I don't really see the appeal of being poor, getting by or living paycheck to paycheck. Is there something I'm missi...
1
Looks like fun, but I wouldn't have the time to fix the massive lens distortion on all my photos.
space_shark
photography
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-04 21:29:18
Canon 8-15mm F4.0L Fisheye lens first impressions
1
The shortcut to American dream..
shouldwritestuffdown
pics
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-05 18:48:09
No he abandoned writing because after he finished the book and started to realize what NZT did he figured out "holy fuck i would be wasting my time writing when i could be making millions in a matter of days trading stock and investing".
1
And all young white athletes are as pious as Tebow
utilityman
sports
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-06 17:50:56
Looks like someone forgot that his sport doesn't have a player's union or multi-year guaranteed contracts (aka "It's shit like this young black athletes")
1
Thanks, that makes it all better.
averyrdc
worldnews
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-06 21:20:25
No. Shell oil company paid militants who destroyed Nigerian towns.
1
Could you link to a larger picture please
tctony
3DS
4
4
0
2011-10
2011-10-07 23:13:45
Super Mario 3D just leveled up in cool points. Say it with me now.... BOOMERANG MARIO!
1
But evolution is just a theory.
wjfox2009
Health
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-11 06:44:11
UK doctors are being told the antibiotic normally used to treat gonorrhoea is no longer effective because the sexually transmitted disease is now largely resistant to it.
1
Separate but equal!
knowledge_is_power
politics
3
3
0
2011-10
2011-10-11 16:07:56
So a candidate that is a supporter of peace and justice must support institutionalizing racism?
1
I hope someone buys it and turns it into a condo!
dorkknight
toronto
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-11 16:31:58
The iconic Flatiron Building in Toronto is up for sale
1
I'm glad they specified because otherwise I would've assumed he blocked the mechanism with someone elses finger.
pineapplol
offbeat
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-11 18:40:45
Isn't doing anything 'with your own finger', the same as just 'doing it'?
1
She sounds like a ton of fun.
thekenzo
PS3
38
38
0
2011-10
2011-10-12 20:58:03
Her words, "I fucking hate the commercials for that game, so I'm never going to fucking play it." I don't even know what commercials she's talking about either. Once I was playing LBP, and needed a second player to stand on a switch so I could get some extra stickers. She grudgingly agreed to help me. Afterwards she le...
0
Well, that's your choice, but I like being able to drop the soap in the shower without fear.
ProWomanAntiFeminist
MensRights
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-13 17:15:33
no, no more fear of the law.
1
Nice observation dipshit, it's not like fucking with market confidence could affect the average American.
Peter-W
politics
-7
-7
0
2011-10
2011-10-13 20:09:02
The banks are not the country.
1
All right redditors, which one of you did this?
teakayfortoowon
gaming
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-14 20:15:14
found this on my travels in palma
1
Yeah, that lady outside was being a real disturbance, it's a good thing they took her off the street.
african_honey_badger
reddit.com
237
237
0
2011-10
2011-10-16 01:10:08
yep sure enough the protesters did it the wrong way. theres no way they could all quietly go in, close their accounts in succession, and be arrested. i knew they had to have made a scene. bank will have security footage as well to back this up i bet.
1
Yeah, "a little".
deadrody
todayilearned
0
0
0
2011-10
2011-10-16 08:38:25
safe to say the Nazis were a little more in the wrong than us.
1
Womansplaining?
theozoph
OneY
10
10
0
2011-10
2011-10-16 19:38:39
A woman (in a men's subreddit) telling us what to talk about. There's a term for that too...
1
And that isn't vague at all.
Guvante
pics
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-18 23:39:53
Fed up with the current situation our country is in, while there are things that would clearly alleviate some of our woes that people in power are reluctant to do for whatever reason.
1
he means the ones who work at FoxConn
nirad
apple
-1
-1
0
2011-10
2011-10-19 01:39:00
Could you please explain what you mean by "liberal policy for its staff"? I'm not trying to challenge you here, it's just that I have no idea what such policy entails.
1
The nazis were national *socialists* though!
wolfmanlenin
socialism
3
3
0
2011-10
2011-10-19 05:56:32
You think Hitler is the intellectual authority on any subject at all? Kill yourself.
1
This guy should run for president; he could fix all our complex problems with straight forward ideas like this.
bonestamp
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-19 16:16:23
Damn brilliant idea
1
You're right, Fallout and The Elder Scrolls are terrible games.
zr0zilacx
gaming
11
11
0
2011-10
2011-10-20 23:12:38
...And? Based on Bethesda's recent games I would bet both my nuts that it won't be anywhere as good as Dark Souls.
1
I bet that comes up in conversation all the time.
steaksawse
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-21 22:36:24
"Death before dishonour"
1
Yep that fair.
PacketScan
WTF
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-22 06:31:27
Lady in GA convicted of shop lifting $258 in baby formula and baby shirts (3rd shop lifting charge) sentenced to 10 years in prison. Estimated cost to tax payers: $180k.
1
Too much brown.
drhilarious
gaming
-1
-1
0
2011-10
2011-10-23 00:29:28
We filmed this in the Blue Cloud movie ranch which you may recognize from Iron Man, as well as "Every time a TV show goes to the Middle East" The whole POV cam rig needs to be lightened. It's a 60D with a 5 lb counterweight and by the end my neck was killing me!
1
I don't know about y'all, but I think it's kind of neat how Chinese numerology and Feng Shui anticipated the changeover from the traditional Chinese lunar calender to the modern Gergorian calender so that this stuff still works.
limetom
skeptic
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-23 11:16:37
Got this email from my grandpa This is interesting and just for fun... Chinese numerology and Feng Shui for 2011 This year we are going to experience four unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11, and that's not all; Take the last two digits of the year you were born and the age you will be this year and the r...
1
Well, that seems like they are guilty of sloth to me.
private_ruffles
Christianity
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-24 08:19:49
What about someone who is comatose, or lacks the mental capacity to make sufficiently complex thoughts that could be labeled as 'sin'?
1
what you mean having this big ole block of green burning your eyes when you look at the comments isn't awesome.
firelion
iphone
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-24 11:45:22
Can we talk about the recent addition of flair? What real practical purpose does it do to show just the user's iOS version number? A month after release virtually everyone's will say the same thing. Also, what good does it do to have it highlighted in such loud colors? Something a bit more neutral wouldn't be as distra...
1
It's only okay to mention homosexuality to a child if you're explaining how it makes you go to hell.
Laughingfap
WTF
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-24 12:54:46
Because the USA has a history of banning childrens books that openly accept homosexuality.
1
It's cool when Democrats do it.
40days
politics
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-24 16:20:48
President Obama is going to begin a series of executive branch actions that will not require action from Congress - or the assent of Republicans.
1
yes it is *clearly* indisputable.
mintybrown
soccer
-1
-1
0
2011-10
2011-10-24 16:45:18
stratamartins point stands.
1
It is shrinkage.
Tiger337
pics
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-25 11:32:02
Al Gore has a tiny pecker.
1
Which is exactly the same thing as murdering newborns and eating them.
Dark_Crystal
technology
-7
-7
0
2011-10
2011-10-25 16:47:01
Yeah, everyone seems to forget that Bill Gates was FOUND GUILTY of running a monopoly.
1
Yeah this is a fair and reasonable example.
sixtyfivedays
gaming
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-25 21:32:32
Battlefield 3: Before and After
1
May as well give up then.
Cindarin
occupywallstreet
1
1
0
2011-10
2011-10-26 04:28:13
The IQ of a group is defined by its dumbest member, and the voice of a group is defined by its loudest member. Sorry, but thats the way it is.
1
Remember people, we need feminist jurisprudence because there are laws that only favor men, and no laws that favor or protect women.
zyk0s
MensRights
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-26 13:26:59
Women could earn the right to know if their partners have a history of violence.
1
That guy doesn't want his personality to change, since LSD is the only thing to change a person in any meaningful way...
redditedstepchild
videos
2
2
0
2011-10
2011-10-30 00:18:01
LSD Documentary, For the gentleman who suffered from cluster headaches...... skip to 11 minutes
1
In 1973 they didn't count aboriginals as part of the population.
beauseph
explainlikeimfive
9
9
0
2011-10
2011-10-30 12:22:59
How could that possibly be true?
1
Yes, you're the only one.
idpeeinherbutt
atheism
-2
-2
0
2011-10
2011-10-31 01:58:39
Am I the only one tired of the atheist versus religion posts?
1
I am totally convinced on as to why their product is a better choice over the competitors now.
masonmason22
starcraft
1
1
0
2011-11
2011-11-01 11:13:01
Well that was terrible..
1
It is a great news for Republicans: instead of worrying about the cost of pension, support and health coverage, the soliders sort the problem by themselves!
prider
politics
-1
-1
0
2011-10
2011-10-01 02:28:05
Project Censored #1 story of 2012: More US Soldiers Committed Suicide Than Died in Combat
1
Well, you know, uh, that's just because you're a crazy christian and you want to kill everyone.
Weeperblast
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-01 19:10:40
It depends on the situation. Sometimes the person I'm debating with is really nice and it's a civil, enjoyable conversation... but too many times, it just turns into this crazy battle where it ends with frustration. I never walk away from those feeling good or educated. And so many religion/politics debates are seeded ...
0
deja vu.
FeralErudite
pics
3
3
0
2011-07
2011-07-03 21:49:57
Who Remembers these?
1
Rabble rabble rabble then just upvote it rabble rabble rabble
Atheist101
AskReddit
0
0
0
2011-07
2011-07-04 22:47:53
I'll get down voted, but... This, *This*, **This.** Educating our youth will help us so much in the long run...And i'm sick of people thinking they're too stupid to do things because of our poor education system.
1
It has to be those damn pirates!
blacksteyraug
pcgaming
2
2
0
2011-07
2011-07-05 22:21:31
PC Gaming Trends 2011
1
Bush's retaliation to Gore explaining (with stats and numbers) the Bush tax cuts would benefit the wealthy more than anyone -- "Its fuzzy math, hes giving you fuzzy numbers" should have put
farvedollarfootlong
politics
2
2
0
2011-07
2011-07-06 03:09:35
I don't get it?
1
That's weird, why doesn't he want to sign a long term deal?
AngledLuffa
Flyers
2
2
0
2011-07
2011-07-07 22:08:20
Pinaccio says 2 years at 1.75 mil per year against the cap
0
They would be infinitely better if they shot bullets also.
enucliator
gadgets
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-08 19:29:08
The only known pair of matching singing bird pistols. Amazing mechanism.
1
start another war!
Berticus88
politics
5
5
0
2011-07
2011-07-10 02:04:10
So, how do they plan to address the issue?
1
Sharing calculations in a self post is obviously karma whoring at its finest.
FedoraToppedLurker
todayilearned
7
7
0
2011-07
2011-07-10 18:55:42
TIL sharing budgetary calculations is kharmawhoring?
1
With that username you should be used to getting sent to Hell.
tomato_paste
AskReddit
-1
-1
0
2011-07
2011-07-11 11:58:18
This, every-time I try and make the argument that all news is biased because there is no such thing as a perfectly neutral commentator I get downvoted to hell
1
But if you put the vents on the top, how will the heat fall out?
jimbro2k
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-11 23:17:29
Dear Laptop manufacturers, can you please put the vents on top instead of the bottom?
1
People post about Jesus in r/atheism, it's only fair that we get a few anti-science posts here I suppose
jimflaigle
science
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-12 11:19:09
I'm not sure how this belongs in science - Reported
1
I thought it was just an American flaw.
mjvcaj
Economics
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-12 16:43:06
Is the entire fucking world INcapable of handling its financial matters?
1
Yeah, you are way too good looking for her.
martincles
pics
5
5
0
2011-07
2011-07-12 21:15:54
damn, she is ugly!
1
Your missing out.
bnasri
AskReddit
-1
-1
0
2011-07
2011-07-14 00:30:47
And again the "Insert Tyler Perry movie here" response comes into play.
1
EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG BECAUSE I AM NORMAL.
HumerousMoniker
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-07
2011-07-14 01:37:25
So, what you're telling me is this: that is is more plausible that all the people in the world who have casual sex are deluded than that you are incapable of acknowledging the existence of lifestyles not your own.
1
I did not realise you were the op
oliverw92
Minecraft
0
0
0
2011-07
2011-07-15 07:04:49
Yes, actually. There are certain for-fun things we have running internally that explicitly state "do not upload a picture of pedobear unless you want to have a nice chat with HR".
1
I think he was on steroids.
MaGoGo
baseball
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-15 15:48:24
Sometimes I just open this page and look in awe (97-02)
1
Vive le Quebec libre!
Torger083
IAmA
0
0
0
2011-07
2011-07-16 06:43:36
I passed a police going under the speed limit, everyone else was behind him, they were smart enough not to go into the 2nd lane and pass, I wasn't.. I had my license for less than 6months, cop pulls up behind me and runs my plates, pulls me over.. I had a ticket from my teen years when I had a motocross bike and I drov...
0
I see those marketing campaigns backfired...
borrofburi
pics
13
13
0
2011-08
2011-08-18 15:57:52
I heard a rumour that if you do him, you do all the chicks he has ever banged...
1
God bless this man.
imright_anduknowit
atheism
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-16 15:29:52
Pat Condell on insulting religion. This man is brilliant.
1
Should go down well in Alabama.
boyyy
atheism
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-18 19:30:33
Ricky Gervais developping a tv show about an atheist that goes to heaven !
1
Yeah, pfft who needs a dynamic range and positional audio.
ch4os1337
hardware
2
2
0
2011-07
2011-07-20 08:58:34
I can't really say I care about true 5.1. In fact, I've made it a point not to get any other kind of system than stereo. Never quite saw the point of it.
1
GREAT JOB JEREMY
BegginForBacon
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-20 14:36:00
We need more cops that are as calm as this officer.
1
Yeah I totally would rather have only 10 missions a race and a shorter story for each than to see ~30 a race and new mechanics for each as they release...
swdpwnzdggr
gaming
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-22 09:35:43
Yeah, i sure am enjoying the zerg and protoss campaign at no additional charge! Gotta love blizzard. always looking out for the fans.
1
Incontrol was so right about you, you are obviously in it for the money.
SoSpecial
starcraft
7
7
0
2011-07
2011-07-23 22:31:41
I will refund it if he asks me to and put the rest in myself. It's only fair considering how generous the community has been so far.
1
But I thought that by getting rid of the 1970's Space Shuttle meant we were ending space flight?
auandi
space
5
5
0
2011-07
2011-07-23 23:45:54
NASA's GRAIL mission to the moon will launch in 46 days.
1
He said Imagine it, he didn't say it was REAL
enkid
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-07
2011-07-24 14:41:03
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to call BS on this. No fucking way any doctor would leave a broken off piece of metal inside a patient's urethra and then tell you it's completely normal. Can you imagine the millions, if not tens of millions, of dollars in lawsuits? Besides that, you would have had a major infection long ...
1
You can get it cheaper if you buy a used one.
Im_not_bob
pics
5
5
0
2011-07
2011-07-24 15:01:55
okay, I have to ask. Approximately how much does a dildo that size cost, and how do you know this?
1
because this is a totally serious discussion of intellect
cralledode
pics
31
31
0
2011-07
2011-07-26 01:44:10
Looks a bit better. I dislike the whole idea of defining "intelligence" as a scalar value.
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This was a very original joke.
Toorstain
funny
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2011-07
2011-07-26 04:10:07
My name is Robert... and this is how I live my life.
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Yeah, fuck disabled vets and old people who paid into SS.
ThereWillBeSwearing
politics
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2
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2011-07
2011-07-26 14:27:41
Awww... The moochers don't like that the checks are going to stop!