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Low key he was in the trap throwing benjamins at her in the gentlemen's club so he knows what's good.
blackhorsed1ck
NYKnicks
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 03:56:44
Judge has seen that girl before on the streets. Personal experience type of case.
1
So 8.woof GHz right?
GabeCat64
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 05:04:15
it runs at 4x2.woof GHz
1
Because the point of weddings is all about that guy and his family rather than the people GETTING MARRIED.
flower-bot
childfree
180
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 06:17:59
(rant) This guy explaining why childfree weddings are a "fuck you" to people with kids.
1
man you must be the coolest kid in your school
happytimmy123
streetwear
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 06:56:36
School has a Halloween spirit day tomorrow so I decided to throw together a hypebeast costume
1
Nah fam this is art.
happytimmy123
streetwear
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 18:00:53
1. buy white shirt 2. put faded image of iconic tv show or movie scene on it, slightly faded and have the colors washed out and definition turned down 3. ??? 4. profit
1
Well it's probably older than most of his fanbase
AlexisFR
pcgaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 10:22:37
Angry Joe needs to hurry up, Civ IV has been out for quite some time.
1
TIL
jayhow90
australia
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 10:37:03
Consumers don't understand smartphone contracts
1
But why doesn't he get banned immediately?
DHR_000x
RocketLeague
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 11:45:12
It does
1
Black coffee matters?
lunchlady55
AdviceAnimals
23
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 11:57:29
At some point you have to realize what truly matters in life. And coffee matters.
1
you missed the
kewee_
canadaguns
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 11:57:45
Nah man marstar is a good website. The owner is a great guy who I know personally. They have good comms and ship shit fast. John Marsbar is a great man.
1
Nah dude eu are absolute shit and at no point in any games at world thus far have they done anything remotely good, they should lose all of their seeds and have to compete at the IWC.
schwagmeischter
leagueoflegends
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 12:21:43
G2 was a lot more ahead and had it not been for the baron steal even peanut said in an interview they would have lost. It's not even close to the ANX game.
0
And this is how debt is created ladies and gentlemen
GlazBee
pcgaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 09:22:22
what if i didn't have $20
1
Because OP is a game designing company
IPeaceFaapp
hearthstone
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 12:58:28
Kind of ironic since OP's sarcasm is extremely clear, while blizzard's communication is the exact opposite.
1
You seem like a pleasant person.
ColossalMistake
politics
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 13:37:45
It's offensively simplistic to use the word "handle" in this context. We're talking about a complex and serious psychological state and you and Trump are hurling around monkey words to try and explain it. Deeply offensive because of the implication of weakness. And then define "handle" anyway? Is someone who pushes the...
1
riiiight... we believe you
tiguwang
Philippines
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 13:50:09
I voted Ro-Ro. Just because I don't blindly support all things liberal party doesn't mean I'm a "Dutertard". Surprise fucker!
1
yea just look at what they were wearing, they were practically asking for it.
leninismycopilot
news
15
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 14:02:11
So you are blaming them because they had shirts on?
1
It's actually SimCity #sorrynotsorry
adderallballs
pics
-2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 14:29:24
Aww, sorry stranger. I didn't want to make you sad faced.
1
Dude, the Simpsons stole that from Odd Future!
EdgeOfTheGirth
food
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 14:33:34
Made strawberry-vanilla glazed Do'hnuts from The Simpsons!
1
No clearly it's the gun registry.
sandalsperpendicular
montreal
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 14:38:29
soooo the problem WAS the pit bulls... s/
0
God, Pairs is sounding less and less like a cool place to visit, and more like a war zone.
SparkyTemper
motorcycles
21
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 15:05:31
There was another big party in Paris! 50 motorcycles were firebombed for no reason.
1
I want more pokemon in my D&D not more D&D in my pokemon
myownperson12
pokemon
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 16:21:19
Ah yes, then I suppose it would be archer / fighter / bard (dancer).
1
downvoted cuz m0e
Llama9199
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 16:32:43
The Many Faces of CS:GO #2
1
But all those wins over Michigan!
pjoneill15
CFB
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 16:38:30
Dont remind me of the 90s....
1
I say it only counts if you're shooting from the blacks and the total yardage is 7400+
therock21
golf
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 16:45:38
Good luck...but remember...It only counts if you're shooting from the blues or better.
1
Don't worry, they will balance it properly
AnyLastWordsPeasant
2007scape
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 17:11:16
Jagex, I'm genuinely concerned raids will destroy the economy and the game that I love
1
Fresh Install of Windows 10
novesori
forza
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 17:21:54
How to do hard reset I dont see update yet? Computer reset? wsreset?
1
Naw man, windows can only be seen thru, not like I've ever seen outside a window and seen my own reflection.
djxyz0
DestinyTheGame
-2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 17:45:17
What OP is trying to show is that the cubemap on the window does not accurately show the room. Although it is a window, windows can also reflect and be see-through at the same time. Bungie just chose a weird cubemap seeing as they have a lot of "generic room" cubemaps to choose from.
1
Nah,he's in the movie but he didn't film anything
NuggetLord99
marvelstudios
43
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 18:09:49
If Spider-man Homecoming has wrapped, did Keaton actually film anything? I know this has been brought up before, but with filming wrapped I find it interesting we never saw/heard about him? Did he film in Atlanta?
1
But it's the left's idea this time guys, that means it's 110% right!
Trump_The_Triumphant
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 18:14:39
Chief Writer of SNL goes full Nazi, says Trump voters should wear 'scarlet T' all their lives. Why, Chris? So we can be discriminated against and abused? So we can be beaten and killed? Who are the actual Nazis, you leftist pieces of shit?
0
I like how you conveniently omit the fact that West played maybe the two worst run defenses in football back to back weeks.
don_twixote
fantasyfootball
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 18:42:26
Not sure if you watched the game, but West is looking great. You can't bench a guy who just went for 97 on 11 carries just because you want to "try out" the new "toy". You would like them to because you have him on the team, but for the team's sake, there's no reason to fix what isn't broken yet.
1
Thats what you want us to think
WestRail642fan
fivenightsatfreddys
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 18:58:43
Honestly, I don't :/
1
Thank god treaties are never broken.
justmysubs
Futurology
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 19:36:37
The Outer Space Treaty forbids the parties and signatories from laying territorial claim to celestial bodies such as the moon or a planet. The US as a party to the treaty cannot claim territory on Mars. The do retain claim to any object they land Mars, such as the facility of the colony itself, but not land in which it...
1
Of course not... I would absolutely never do a thru hike again
UncleFupa
AppalachianTrail
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 19:43:34
So to those who have thru hiked the AT, or any of the big three for that matter, is the high of the trail worth the low of the post trail blues?
1
They didn't confirm my biases so they are obviously biased.
ThisLookInfectedToYa
videos
9
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 20:25:54
PBS news hour is the only new program I remotely trust. They cover actual news like world politics and economics rather than who tried to kiss Kim Kardashians ass today.
1
6 stolen bases and 1 total run, showing how useless steals actually are.
Who-or-Whom
baseball
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 20:37:15
inb4 1-0 game with 6 stolen bases
0
~~Why would I care if he's at Eglin?~~ Fuck, forgot the copypasta was usually Eglin AFB
Stickkzz
AirForce
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 21:20:16
You'd better hope he's not at Eglin.
1
Oh yeah, I'm sure they'd be way better off if Romney had been elected
batsofburden
news
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 21:53:27
There are also people who think all his policies have been wildly successful and people in the middle class outside of large cities are not hurting. You can't reason with those people.
0
Eggs are good for you now!
madscientist08
worldnews
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 13:55:26
PLUTO IS A PLANET!
1
nah
isskewl
Android
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 22:02:50
Why would you not want a headphone jack? Am I missing sarcasm?
1
Pearl is Smoky Quartz CONFIRMED!
SingingWhileCrying
stevenuniverse
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 22:28:08
Pearl's secret third arm
1
Reported for satanic worship.
Crackborn
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 22:32:33
Built my dream setup
1
But folks like Putin will treat him fairly and not be bias at all
SympatheticGuy
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 22:37:47
If he skips either debate, all Hillary will have to do until November 8th is run on the (now proven) fact that Trump is a coward. If he can't stand up to a 70-year-old woman, how is he going to stand up to our enemies?
1
Yeah, how dare they not be experts already
NerdForCertain
civ
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 23:09:18
You know what the worst thing about only seeing Let's Plays of Civ 6 are? Yelling at the screen due to how many errors and mistakes the players make. "IF YOU WANT AMENITIES BUILD A ENTERTAINMENT HU- NO NOT THE CAMPUS WHAT" "YOU MADE A COMMERCE DISTRICT AND HAVEN'T BUILT A MARKET IN IT FOR 1000 YEARS WHY IT GIVES ZERO G...
0
Well this disproves the NAMBLA allegations, he is an equal opportunity predator.
Comrade_Shillington
EnoughTrumpSpam
9
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 05:51:35
NY Daily News Cover Tomorrow
0
What a dipshit.
JustWanderful
Roadcam
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 23:24:13
Motorcyclist rear ends another rider; nearly run over by a car
1
No SMS fallback, DOA
Imtherealwaffle
Android
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 23:30:56
Well they can mock and crack jokes all they want at anybody, jokes on them at the end of the day. These phones are way overpriced in regards to, why would any normal person buy these over an iPhone or Samsung?! They are dead on arrival. They will appeal to android enthusiasts mainly and outside of that, nope.
1
Idris dock confirmed!
LoricEternus
starcitizen
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 23:44:17
Anyone know if the Polaris will have space to dock other ships in it? Or will it just be a one ship kind if thing?
0
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
fishman898
Music
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 23:51:55
Just finished the first listen and definitely enjoyed it especially the last song
1
Scum is such a terrible word though.
WhyYouDoThatStupid
nrl
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 23:58:43
Not that i can remember. We played them in round 1 when the kennel boys can and joined us in heckling $BW but i cant remember anything from the roosters. our games that year were advertised using the slogans "animosity" and "embrace the hate" What did they think was going to happen?
0
I think the better solution is for the states to unlock their electoral votes so the winner of the district gets the vote and the winner of the stayes popular vote gets the 2 extra ones.
r1ob7
PoliticalDiscussion
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 00:18:47
What are the chances that the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact takes effect by the 2020 election? What would be the impacts if it did? For those who don't know, the NPVIC is basically an agreement among states to assign their electoral votes to the winner of the national popular vote. It hasn't taken effect yet...
0
at least he's not a two pump chimp
nimbusfool
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 01:17:28
Monkey wacking it. NSFW
1
But real "big boys" with small apartments keep theirs in the bathroom.
Lemon_Tongs
pcmasterrace
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 01:38:59
Im a big boy but I live in a single bedroom apartment that definitely has no room for my computer anywhere but my bedroom.
1
BOORING
OwnagePwnage123
civ
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 01:56:44
On Linux, so no rush with a last game until next year, probably. On the plus side there may be a couple of patches out before I start playing it.
0
You are definitely at the higher end.
MundaneSociopath
news
16
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 14:40:24
Is that the norm? I thought it was higher. My PhD stipend is $28,500 a year.
1
Refining his Spanish skills
jproc10
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 03:16:19
Did Kaine come to this debate without bothering to know Hillary's *or* Trump's policies? What has he been doing all this time?
1
Well I guess none of my American tanks will be able to cross...
cstrez
Warthunder
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 03:19:53
FYI: Too much weight can break the Ice on Finland
1
He just has to keep blowing up SpaceX rockets and he's good.
_badwithcomputer
spacex
13
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 03:46:57
This is a very strange statement coming from Boeing. They know better than anyone that SLS will not head to Mars before the late 2030s at the earliest. I guess he means that ITS will never come to fruition?
1
Maybe he just needs to have an elite QB for him to be the great coach everyone says he is...
Sylar_Is_An_Asshole
fantasyfootball
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 03:57:08
He for some reason doesn't and will not believe in a workhorse. I think he's truly just bad at using the running back position. In Chicago, Forte-Langford-Carey-Rodgers, all saw time. In Denver, Moreno-Anderson-Hillman, and with no common theme. It's weird as fuck. He seems to be a great OC, but it might just have been...
1
hurricane trump is on its way to hit america
lakersfan014
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 03:58:28
Hurricane Matthew hits Haiti
0
Fool me chicken stew with rice?
Varyx
JonTron
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 04:39:50
Fool me twice...
1
I forgot the
Ruckus2118
Music
20
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 05:13:04
No it isn't.
0
How come no one has mentioned how much easier it is to spot stealth with locked camera off?
Virmantuli
heroesofthestorm
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 12:38:26
Seriously Blizz, stop dragging my screen to the place of my death until I ressurrect... I know it's only with the locked screen, but it makes no sense... And remove the limit of the dragging with the mouse over the screen too while we're alive. I just want the screen to follow me when I'm walking, I know I can press Sp...
0
hey whats up guys its scarce here its been a real slow news day might have to do a double upload cya later peace (added)
destinyhero60
TuberSim
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 06:44:40
IGN ScarceIsBoring
1
If Americans think it's stupid then everyone should.
logicblocks
videos
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 07:43:15
Isn't that all kinda relative?
1
I could do an internet search for "why you think so so much"
CranberryLemon
apple
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 08:52:59
Siri isn't that bad, lol. Examples of why you think it sucks so much?
1
i cant believe they haven't stopped this virus yet, I had to put my hard drive in the microwave to fix it
liamdrumsguy
pcmasterrace
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 08:58:17
Go for System32, all that junk is redundant and just slows down your computer anyways.
1
It's a seed, in case you are transgendered but don't have a tree in the backyard yet.
McFagle
mildlyinteresting
94
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 10:59:40
What the hell is that little thing in the bag?
0
That looks so dangerous lol
Mlgprohaxor
climbing
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 12:06:02
My friend doing a leap start. Nailed it.
1
Vegans only care about animal suffering, not human, so no glove required
ArgonGryphon
GifRecipes
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 12:36:38
Easy to make it vegan friendly. Simply kill a hobo, cut off his hand, put his hand in a glove, freeze it, and then drop that in the punch. Freezing it will keep the punch cold just like the jello, but the glove means the hand won't touch the punch making it vegan.
1
That'll teach him
ImPradaOfYou
nottheonion
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 12:52:16
It's a great solution. Had a guy fired from a Festival bar for coming out and telling people he just flat out hated black people. Festival Control sent 6 black security guards to escort him out. There's nothing like the true humiliation of being forced to do something with a group of people who are angry at you.
1
But you only have a 5% chance of staying there.
wolverine_wannabe
fatlogic
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 13:22:31
It still blows my mind to look at charts like that and see that I'm in the "normal" category. This time 18 months ago I'd have been well in to the "obese" category. Funnily enough I managed to move down these categories by eating less... like magic...
1
Racism is funny!
box77
battlefield_one
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 13:47:34
we wuz warr heruuusss 'n' shieeeet
1
Git gud
XursConscience
DestinyTheGame
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 13:48:43
I find them to be about the same length
1
Clearly you are very against spending time replying to comments that you don't need to reply to, so this argument makes a lot of sense.
freesocrates
TwoXChromosomes
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 13:54:32
That's not what I said at all though is it? I said it takes less than five minutes to google something, then you don't end up posting something that's incorrect and someone has to spend time correcting you for getting something wrong. I'm not against having a conversation, I never said that at all, I'm just saying don'...
1
You forgot the
DEMENTED_CHEEZE
MensRights
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 14:15:26
Feminists want more "equality" for all! Especially a place for men to talk about their horribly abusive tendencies and a place for smart better-than-men wemon to help them.
1
Always drop the
YOLIT1
ClashRoyale
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 14:16:19
did my sarcasm not read? shit
1
Would you rather have a cunt talking to you in your head?
expatriot_samurai
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 14:41:28
A fucking dick. I really hate that guy.
1
So if they named the gtx 1080 to "game raper 1337" it would perform better obviously
ElMeiser
pcmasterrace
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 15:47:23
No, no, no. Now you just have to buy the parts with the coolest names.
0
YOU ALSO DIDN'T GET NOSE CANCER, SO ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!
firefish55
AskReddit
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 10:42:41
Wait what
1
Knowing Americans, it would have to speak English and love Jesus.
romulusnr
NoStupidQuestions
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 16:56:18
How intelligent would life have to be on another planet for us to question the moral implications of exploring it?
1
Yeah, I mean look what happened to Britton last night ... oh wait, they forgot to use him
ElliotRosewater1
redsox
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 18:16:15
I'm of the mindset that none of this matters come playoff time. Pitching/hitting splits against specific pitchers/batters, home/away, how ever else you wanna slice it doesn't matter when it comes to the playoffs. Its a whole new season. I've been watching baseball for a while now (probably short in comparison to some o...
1
You'd be surprised at the long intellectual tradition and widely varying schools of thought on clowning
MMonReddit
BlackPeopleTwitter
-4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 18:17:52
Also there's a huge culture around clowns, clowns aren't just "people in clown clothes that tell jokes", most of them come from clown schools/traditions.
1
parent
lordrohan731
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 19:42:21
Maybe they're finally listening to their parents about playing outside more
1
Campaign of insults!
GenericReditAccount
politics
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 19:54:32
It's so funny how most of the Clinton ads are just repeating things Trump and now Pence said. They're their own worst enemy.
0
Every time I think they've sunk as low as they can they go and prove me wrong.
Rantarian
australia
23
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 23:57:23
Government introduces new law banning asylum seekers from Australia
1
But WP isn't dead
UNRUHEHERD
windowsphone
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 20:45:34
B2X takes over worldwide customer care for Microsoft's Lumia and feature phones
0
Will trade 2 c3 crates for crimson
SkyLord13
RocketLeagueExchange
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 20:48:00
ALL 12 TUNICA COLOURS C3 crates
1
You should buy a bigger home
SrJulioSchlongenburg
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 21:07:07
Personally, microwave ovens without a mute button. Why don't they all have a mute button? If I wanna nuke something at night/during my kids' nap time, I risk waking them up with that piercing beeping.
0
r/hiddenmickeys
Sherman88
disney
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 21:41:44
It's a good omen when your eggs have a hidden Mickey.
1
Your sister looks thrilled.
Laurasaur28
blunderyears
112
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 21:53:09
I was trying to be cool by flipping off the camera, but my mother told me to change it into the peace sign
1
Good point.
jazzyb
programming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 22:06:53
Incorrect
0
Everytime Pence defended Trump, you mean
tardistatertot
EnoughTrumpSpam
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 22:22:18
Some intern at the Hillary campaign stayed up for about an hour looking for Pence lying about Trump.
1
Hey, it could also be a legitimate job like door knocking
Herpaskerp84
melbourne
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 22:46:15
pretty much bang on with this
1
Hamilton bias
Danlfc5
formula1
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 23:27:05
Do you even F1? Seen at the offical F1 store
1
yes only muslims, blacks and mexicans are facing racism, Whites and asians dont face it.
vstardude
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 01:49:35
Asians are considered "white" since they're not "oppressed".
1
Guys this is so fucking fun!
Jesse0016
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 04:11:17
Embracing American culture
1
Can't give out nuts, kids could be allergic.
_Alkaline13
AdviceAnimals
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 04:32:03
He'll probably want to kill himself if all he gets is nuts and raisins anyway.
0
This kind of makes me want to organize a public meetup/ social experiment in the same vein as that strangers kiss for the first time experiment but with redditors and hugs instead
Ghacestyl
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 06:34:15
Yep. This is reddit, most of us can't even remember the last time we had physical contact with another person.
1
OMG Alex acted happy, she's done for!
TenBran
BigBrother
10
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 06:57:27
Lol people already starting with the HoHitis shit.
1
(Mercy main btw) Xd
MattayoV
Overwatch
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 09:46:24
Are you able to find any decent pictures of the actual skin? I'm very interested (Mercy main here).