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You asshole add a spoiler warning
Jdm5544
AskReddit
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 03:08:14
This seems so ripe for "Snape Kills Dumbedore"
1
did they kick the griefer
EliteLime
GlobalOffensive
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 03:08:42
Bomb Spawns in CT Spawn (Jasonrrr stream)
0
I have a trustworthy friend that works at Balazs Law Office.
xxxxoooo
Edmonton
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 04:10:21
Can anyone recommend a good immigration lawyer? Or advice helping a friend move to Canada?
1
Yeah but Hillary was a court appointed attorney who had to represent a child rapist since that's the law, so they're equal.
CactusTonya
EnoughTrumpSpam
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 04:29:37
He's accused of raping a 13-year old girl aspiring to be a model.
1
Rosie O'Donnell, she deserved it, everyone agrees...
Dissidentt
politics
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 05:09:18
Yep, exactly. And the thing about Trump, he never lets go of grudges... No matter how much it hurts him, no matter how much it backfires, no matter how petty it makes him come off. He must respond, no matter what.
1
Everyone knows that you got to go after their families.
Dissidentt
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-28 07:30:07
"Surprise Nuke. I would have really Trumped up those casualties!"
1
scrub
ATLjoe93
baseball
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 05:27:07
Freddie Freeman's 30 game hitting streak and 46 game on base streak comes to an end. Goes 0-4 tonight. :(
0
Knicks fans and Nets fans don't always get along...two teams in the same city causes some tension between fans
pillowpanda1
nba
29
29
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 05:32:12
What do you have against Brooklyn lol?
1
Yeah, because the debate we got on Monday had soooooo much substance.
snake_ais
Libertarian
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 05:37:35
sure, let that guy up on stage to completely embarrass himself with a few more "aleppo moments." really, the only reason they don't want him up there is because they realize what an utter waste of people's time and energy it would be. they simply want to save the American people the sense of cringe.
0
Well, if the cow's not stimulated, I certainly am.
OJester
WTF
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 06:23:00
If I remember correctly something about stimulating the cow to produce more milk.
0
I'll take a truly progun candidate (with a chance) and I don't really care if it comes from a wing.
trashythrow
guns
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 09:05:19
Fucking Fudds. I want a real pro-gun candidate. Preferably a leftwing one.
1
3 stickies, lightning nades or fun police suppression nades would be super balanced.
DetailedEyes
DestinyTheGame
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 12:06:40
1+1+1 = 2 in Destiny
1
Just use the exefile.exe
micdeath
Eve
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 12:46:18
CCPlease. Literally unplayable.
0
current year
Munzch
4chan
23
23
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 12:49:57
That's just absurd in my opinion. Do people in U.S.A. really get arrested for absolute bullshit like that?
1
Like he did against West Ham home last year...
Andythrax
Gunners
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 12:52:57
Cech helps a lot in dealing with aerial threat.
1
Trump should be sued for wasting public time....I wish
kolorful
politics
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 12:57:38
I dunno if it's just me but, I feel like i'm way too caught up in this election. It's like, I've never paid this much attention. I mean I always paid attention, but this is another level. It's like everyday I'm finding myself checking here and the news to see whats going on Trump is just that much of a disaster.
0
The calico, Callie.
Wonderditz
cats
82
82
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 13:55:15
Which one has cancer? :(
1
\>\> can't use ult to overextend into a fully upgraded base and kill secure and then escape unharmed Oh nooooooo
KillerKodiak69
Battleborn
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 14:08:55
Yea that is really gonna suck when you use aerial assault to kill someone as they are fleeing back towards their sentry. If you get tagged by the thumper when retreating, you could get fucked. I do like the flashbangs buff though.
0
Nope, sometimes you can only watch as they refuse treatment and take the dog away in a blanket.
Espeaking
WTF
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 14:19:48
You're filing abuse charges against her owner right?!
1
Glad you learned all there is to know about subdurals in two weeks.
Porencephaly
medicine
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 14:28:10
I did two weeks of NSG and basically no SDH patient is ever a candidate for intervention. Either it's too small and there's nothing to do or it's too big and the patient would be fucked equally as bad as going to the OR.
1
TIL someone got paid for King Kong
s-cup
movies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 15:10:22
Christopher Nolan is said to be getting $20 million upfront and 20 percent of the gross for his upcoming World War II epic Dunkirk, the richest deal since Peter Jackson got the same for King Kong.
1
It's all straight swords with the stance weapon art and they all infuse best with refined on a 40/40 build
Samuraion
darksouls3
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 15:54:58
Hopefully actually new weapons and not just more weapon clones with different stats
1
but i7 give no benefit to gaming
TidusJames
forza
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 15:57:09
When people will finally notice that It only works for i7. Not for i5 which 90% of people have.
1
I AM an expert on the life cycle of the Atlantic salmon louse and non invasive treatment and prevention techniques, not meaning to show off or anything
Component_Matters
AskReddit
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 16:04:23
What would you say YOU are an expert on?
1
SO glad you're an expert on it and can debunk the entire phenomenon.
KKHZ
AskReddit
-4
-4
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 18:46:59
Tell me more about these alleged Satanist cults? Because the whole satanic abuse pandemonium was a media-fueled hoax.
1
Well there is an Assassin's Creed movie, so obviously they didn't want the game to interfere with another AC title.
wolfej4
gaming
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 19:10:22
Holy shit, they finally figured it out!
1
because demoknight is hard
cozy4k
tf2
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 19:17:52
I mean, you gotta be decent to be rank 14. I was an engie on Gorge and moved my sentry to the window. I put it down, and he charged across the right side of the map and meleed my sentry. Sure it was upgrading for some of that, but I was also doing what I could to stop him. He ends up destroying it after it has nearly k...
1
So you are saying that there is a conspiracy of contestants to criticize Trump.
upstateman
politics
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 19:59:39
Another Miss Universe Contestant Says She Was Fat-Shamed By Trump
1
Yeah... super fucked up
ErsatzCats
PokemonGoNewJersey
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 20:02:27
Damn I didn't see the video till today. So they weren't sent to the outside stores just sold online. Kinda fucked up cause they said late October and they surprised with this
1
Lewis moving to Mercedes.. Like who would move form a winning McLaren team to a midfield Mercedes...
Enginair
formula1
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 20:28:31
(Meta) (shitpost?) What's the dumbest rumour you've seen on this sub? Just for funsies.
1
You mean Steven
Bobjones2020
Toontown
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 20:30:54
What's wrong with it? It's just Ness!
1
Masha'Allah.
absolutenobody
politics
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 20:40:38
Trump Praised Saudi Arabia's Sharia Law for Making It Easy for Men to Get Divorced
1
Yeah, but she has *experience*...
EldarCorsair
chicago
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 21:12:41
Haven't you heard of what she did as Sec. of State? She clumsily handled classified information, lied about it to congress and the FBI, and then had some lackey delete god knows what off the personal email server she wasn't allowed to be using in the first place. And then there are countless examples of pay-for-play wi...
1
TBH the mbdtf 2 was 4 points too high.
Lifesabandthenyoudie
hiphopheads
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 21:12:56
Let's not forget, he gave Lil Boat a 16 and MBDTF a 2
1
Your desires are unconventional.
hellkey
thedivision
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 22:01:13
They're just jealous Legacy SMG for life :D
0
Is that what happens when a newborn dies in your country?
humanoftx
worldnews
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 22:43:11
Great. That means that the moment a woman knows she is pregnant, she will have to register it or report it or something. If the baby is miscarried, then there will have to be an autopsy and an official investigation, because it is possible the mother took some sort of poison to get rid of the baby, or maybe she was did...
1
Looks like the prison system made him a better person
loki-things
FloridaMan
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 23:31:01
Watch FloridaMan's life spiral out of control via mug shots.
1
But drugs are scary and bad and the momma government knows what's best for me.
DrKlezdoom
The_Donald
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 23:58:20
Produce all drugs in the US with proper QC controls (the lack of which kill a lot of heroin addicts for example) and sell them only to adults and with taxation. Use some of the taxes to fund treatment programs for adults who want them. This will put all drug gangs out of business and greatly reduce crime. The concept o...
1
Yeah, I count my blessings every night and pray for the people close to me to be safe tomorrow
PabstyLoudmouth
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 01:40:03
your a lucky guy
0
Thank you for taking the time to write this.
schim_koltz
circlejerk
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 04:30:06
I get that you're trying to annoy people by parroting their language but you should know that using the term triggered to denote mild emotional upset is actually really offensive to people who have experienced significant trauma. It also trivialises what is actually important terminology in trauma treatment. A trigger ...
0
**IT'S HIGH NOON**
freonix
singapore
157
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 06:29:39
What is the bell that chimes at 12.00 on the first day of every month and why does it sound?
1
They probably just feel bad for you since you have a ps3 and gave you amazing cards
kasabe
MLBTheShow
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 06:40:44
Insane pack luck all day long
0
LV5CX9QXRMWD9GMP6PGPB Enjoy :)
CLINT_BEASTWOOD3
hearthstone
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 08:33:06
You're amazing man!
1
Yeah but who lives in Perth?
Darththorn
AFL
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 09:17:48
He will still do guest spots for Triple M in WA based games.
0
I'm getting DayZ PTSD all over again
FokkerPilot12
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 10:57:15
Alpha
1
Yeah you know the Chinese and Swiss standards are exactly the same and the pay for the workers is the same too...So fuck you government for giving local products a benefit they definitely don't deserve.
emi_online
Switzerland
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 10:48:02
Dammit. Going to the region dropdown menu and choosing "non-EU" while laughing at the EU peasants with their dumb taxes was my favorite thing about online shopping. Why is the government taking away my fun? What are we, Germany? On a more serious note: I get the fact that this is a move to help out Swiss businesses, bu...
1
Yes.
GreenHell
AdviceAnimals
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 11:28:34
Bet it got you hella laid too huh?
1
yeah, there are also american and australian
Capostrophic
civ
54
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 12:40:35
You know English is not the only langage on Earth, right?
1
and that makes... TOTAL sense.
LoonShy
Showerthoughts
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 13:51:25
Exactly
1
Good to see our tax money is going to the right place.
Juicebochts
nottheonion
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 13:55:37
Months long undercover drug sting at Maryland Burger King nets 5 grams of weed, 2 pills
1
Yea he did a great job of uniting Americans and making us feel safe and proud.
ssesq
politics
-6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 14:28:42
The troll shit he actually did was even better. Having Keegan-Michael Key actually be his anger translator (while not-so-subtly chewing out republicans for stonewalling on climate change), showing the opening of *The Lion King* as "video evidence of [his] birth" (while embarrassing Donald Trump until the man just sat t...
1
"you won't believe #7!!!"
-du
java
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 15:29:26
17 best tools used for Java Developers
1
Typical spinach lobby, supporting big vegetable propaganda
HoochIsCraaaazy
vegan
37
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 15:30:13
This Share from a friend on Facebook gave me a good laugh
0
Lovely tetas.
DebussyWhatISee
Celebs
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 15:51:48
Jackie Cruz (Flaca from OITNB) who know she had it like that?
0
nice username
Vlad_the_Mage
Cyberpunk
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 16:03:01
It would mean nothing is.
0
potato7
Limeylicious
dbxv
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 22:38:29
The best names/OCs you've ever seen on this game I once saw a purple-skinned Goku named Kekarot and an all-silver Freeza Racer named Steel Beams.
1
Females dont have nuts
TheHeita
pics
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 17:04:22
I think that's the fruit/nut of the female trees. Can't remember offhand.
1
Trouba
Tuxxmuxx
hockey
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 17:08:50
Also, who is their 1D in 3 or 4 years?
1
Toronto
Tuxxmuxx
hockey
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 02:26:56
Man I can only imagine what teams
1
Yeah because new vegas had no fan service or references.
tnt6656
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 17:29:55
This is the problem with Bethesda fallout. It's a fucking reference machine. Literally "LOOK AT THE BLACK AND WHITE, SO FALLOUT!" Or now Nuka Cola "LOOK NUKA COLA WORLD LMAO!" The amount of power armor is retarded too. Bethesda doesn't care about fallout lore
1
I forgot the
paba23
GlobalOffensive
-6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 17:38:22
Well I would probably be nervous, too. You can make yourself look stupid very easily. Also some people around are judgemental as hell and willl make fun of you when you fuck up in any possible way.
1
Yeah, but they only waited for him to make a movement because he is white.
Code3life
ProtectAndServe
16
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 17:46:09
Hey, look at that, BLM and Charlotte rioters! The guy had a gun *down by his side* and still managed to raise and shoot before the *SWAT* officers could process and react to it...even with guns trained on the guy. It's almost like a person holding a gun down by their leg is still just as much a threat as someone pointi...
1
Because of lag...
ImplexBangRiven
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 18:56:54
Why can't NA produce good midlaners? As you know Pobelter is the only NA midlaner in the LCS. He's decent, sometimes great. Although looking at history NA hasn't really had any standout midlaners, what is the reason for this?
1
No, Zuna is the ADC.
ImplexBangRiven
leagueoflegends
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 14:00:25
Is Bang officially considered to be the best ADC ? Many people consider Deft as the best ADC or so Uzi for his lanning phase but for 2 years now Bang has become a real monster at that position. His work ADC is almost perfect if not perfect, even in games where SKT is dominated he produces a monstrous job of trying to c...
1
Please enlighten us with your knowledge!
JacksGT
unixporn
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 19:07:16
There are many ways that are much better to do that.
1
It's cuz kikes matter and chinks don't
therealmerloc
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 20:31:52
When the world is too focused on Germany to see what Japan did in WWII :(
1
Maul is definitely going to kill Obi-Wan
TheScienceNigga
StarWars
41
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 20:40:14
I feel like maul will search down Obi-Wan but not sure how it will go.
0
I noticed that too... And was his only advice to his "friend"... Remember the good ol days?
pay-lay-ale
exmormon
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 21:11:50
Rasband's friend didn't come back. When he started the story that was not the traditional conclusion to the common general conference trope.
1
But *I've* seen it before and the whole Reddit revolves around me!
Happy_Neko
MadeMeSmile
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 21:55:23
Ok? This is the first time I've ever seen it.
0
Though I have very little experience playing the USN carriers, watching some of the replays that has recently been uploaded to YouTube has made me question the popular conception that USN carriers are through the board inferior to the IJN line.
Enginero0m
WorldOfWarships
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 21:02:43
Essex, everyone bitches and moans about Japanese carriers being better and here I am enjoying the hell out of this thing
1
Clearly 1400 year old religious practices are more important than an individual child's human rights.
spongish
worldnews
16
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 22:51:56
Are there no international human rights conventions protecting thirteen year olds from getting fucked by thirty year olds?
1
Lions roam the streets and bad people steal our farms on a daily basis
jackshiels
mildlyinteresting
-2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 23:11:08
What's it like being white in south africa?
1
Rich Rod didn't have his players for the system
blueboybob
CFB
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 23:33:40
With his win over Wisconsin today, Jim Harbaugh has tied Rich Rodriguez in career wins at Michigan (15) It took Harbaugh 18 games, and Rich Rod 37 games.
1
Duh, just photoshop it out
Wyatt1313
mildlyinfuriating
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 23:38:09
This garbage truck was between the google street view car and the house I was trying to look at.
1
Don't just assume the fox's gender.
ryker272
foxes
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 23:38:42
Miss fox
1
No it gives you a red one
ArchLightXRotMG
RotMG
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 00:08:50
Give you a pet blue ant.
0
is paauer played in this mix?
debold27
xTrill
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 00:11:59
Baauer & DJ Nigga Fox - Beats 1 Radio Baauer's Studio B 002
1
It's funny, nobody has seen Jack Nicklaus since Palmer pasted away.
Bigred2989
mildlyinteresting
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 00:40:40
My Arnold Palmer drink looked like it was another can wrapped in plastic. Under the plastic wrap was the can of Jack Nicklaus' drink.
0
I remember the first time doing that quest, saw the pvp part and then saw the 0/10000... I seriously thought I needed to get 10k kills haha
earthattack
DestinyTheGame
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 00:59:03
The quest was also pretty difficult/time-consuming especially for the first few months of the game. You had to: - RNG the quest drop - Complete a heroic or nightfall strike - Do *25* strikes - Hope Xur didn't just leave so you can continue - Get around 240 kills/assists in PvP Just to get a gun that sucked because puls...
1
Especially during the play through commercials!
fastbeemer
golf
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 01:01:48
Yeah. I'm sure no one will talk about the great golf we are seeing.
1
Having recently got a 1080 Amp Extreme...I agree It's the only GPU that makes my dick look small in comparison
macgeej
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 01:24:16
has anyone realized that the back of a PCB (mobo, GPU, etc.) can be classified as a weapon? just think about it, the solder pins on the back of a motherboard. those are so painful, i've cut open my fingers SO MANY TIMES on those when taking apart PC's. hell, you could take an old motherboard, and attach it to a long ir...
0
*Frailty* is awesome.
Anonymanx
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 01:44:59
Frailty Flypaper Without a clue.
1
Back in MY DAY we got CONCUSSED to have fun AND THAT WAS THE AMERICA WAY.
GalacticGrandma
forwardsfromgrandma
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 02:01:39
Fwd: KiDs jUst MISS OUT!!
1
That makes him smart.
Gunner_McCormick
Conservative
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 02:20:21
October Suprise!!! Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades
0
Uninstalling avast worked for me as well.
Doyouactually
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 02:26:04
Butbutbut, I love avast.... shit.
0
You're right, he has Aspergers
Chase9548
tifu
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 02:41:48
No, you have much worse than Autism. I have it and I've never been dumb enough to try and do that shit.
1
You better apologize with how ugly that keyboard looks.
FlawlessBacon
teenagers
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 04:54:49
I apologise too fucking much
1
If you're lazy......
zichlone
ar15
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 05:12:26
Magazines are usually important also.
1
But it's not sugar it's isomaltulose....
dbenc
soylent
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 05:47:43
I like that you like soylent, but you're really not getting the correct impression of the product. You did not cut sugar or caffeine from your diet given soylent and coffiest contain these things.
1
But its SSM that is the *real* evil, right?
transbrisgal
australia
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 05:58:09
NSW man jailed for 16 years for decade-long sexual abuse of daughter, historic abuse of siblings
1
What a waste of 30 minutes.
ablindlemon
RotMG
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 07:44:51
Deca Fix This Cland Please, And Punish This Guy.
0
Can confirm mail voting is great, but I do wonder how they reach homeless or transient citizens.
rganothervagenda
hillaryclinton
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 22:47:31
I disagree with this. National holidays mean that kids get the day off while many parents do not get holidays off, let alone paid holidays. Also, for many parents, going through the process of voting is likely to be a lot more difficult if they have to bring their kids along. Like many well-meaning policies, this would...
0
Are there any good Android N roms at the moment or is it too early for that?
reigningcloud
oneplus
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 08:14:17
Oneplus One reached end of life because Qualcomm isn't supporting Snapdragon 801 anymore because of some proprietary blobs. But you'll definitely see a bunch of custom ROMs for Android N :)
1
Yeah they had a good thing going until some people ruined it
Sp0rks
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 09:11:08
The stuff that happened in Ireland really messed things up.
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"No, it's no big deal, I'll be fine."
sandfire
AskReddit
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2016-10
2016-10-02 12:04:14
What was the last lie you told?
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Oh the mothers youd please...
TakingTen
gaming
5
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2016-10
2016-10-02 11:49:10
I'd probs shit talk too if I had 3 months to live
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I thought NXT was WWE wrestling
SkeleCrafter
AskReddit
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2016-10
2016-10-02 12:19:16
Possibly, although eventually the NXT will fade because its a guy with a cool name fundamentally, and a rough balance will be restored. Probably (I'm all for more parties however).
1
Yeah some have liquid in them, watch out.
roogoff
gifs
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2016-10
2016-10-02 13:19:34
I did this when I was younger. Someone told me there were rubber bands in them, so I used a pair of scissors to work my way into it. The thing is, I don't think they have rubber bands inside them anymore. That one I was working with was hollow save for a super sticky liquid of some sort, which exploded all over my room...
1
Everyone knows contacting people isn't contacting people!
PreOpTransCentaur
creepyPMs
2
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2016-10
2016-10-02 14:46:31
Another gem from my crazy ex!
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He's an anime swordsman, so he must be a Fire Emblem character.
BraveSonic
nintendo
7
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2016-10
2016-10-02 16:47:38
How is he basically a Fire Emblem character?