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Playing golf is exhausting man
Mortimier
PoliticalHumor
-9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 02:52:06
Goodbye, Obama!
0
That may work with half their voters but pain can bring clarity.
Wolf-Head
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-25 04:10:07
Doesn't matter. They'll blame Democrats.
0
r/oldschoolcool
ricecilantrolime
baseball
22
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 19:34:33
Smokin' in the Dugout, Dave Parker and Grant Jackson, 1979
0
"I think it's a mirrow"
ParentalGuidance-13
AnimalsBeingBros
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 12:34:04
Pat-a-cat
0
I'd jizz everywhere if this old scrotum walked
adequateatbestt
oaklandraiders
68
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 22:08:57
Adelson displeased with stadium deal... May walk
0
Okay.
TheEw0kGamer
hockey
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 22:13:49
The Kings record in 3v3 OT when Kessel breaks his stick is 1-0. Also checked some math, yeah long story short this appears to be significant even given the fact there were 30 teams doing this.
0
Why do you drop the letter u from words?
spectrosoldier
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 22:01:34
Why do you bloody wankers have weird curse words?
0
Yet they will prescribe opiates/benzos like candy, despite knowing how dangerous they are.
thehonestdouchebag
canada
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 18:58:29
any doctor who would prescribe cannabis to be smoked should have their license reviewed. go ahead and fuck up you lungs, its okay said no doctor ever.
0
I hope he's forced to play only in Providence pitches for the rest of his career
RaylanCrowder
Cricket
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 15:58:27
Warner disappointed with pitches that doesn't allow run-fests
0
Too little too late
RaylanCrowder
Cricket
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 07:22:41
Guptill played well though...
0
Looks more like the intentional destruction of a disabled helo.
censoredandagain
CombatFootage
-6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 08:32:33
ISIS destroying a Russian Mi-35M helicopter after an emergency landing in the eastern Syrian desert
0
The 'investigation' wasn't.
censoredandagain
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 06:03:35
The problem is the investigation was completed and now you're acting on a political vendetta.
1
Don't worry Trumpsters, he's got great leverage.
PM_UR_DARK_SECRETS
politics
9
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 08:36:27
Four years after opening, the Trump International Hotel in Toronto is in bankruptcy court this week.
0
He's probably a very unhappy individual
trappedinsprings
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 02:04:55
Why do you think william afton kills? For me, i think he wants to have a "family" forever, by killing them and having them possess the animatronics. This makes sense, since he knows the animatronics are possessed in TSE. I think he he wants these kids to be part of his family forever, because like TSE says, he has a ra...
0
Practice your passing instead of blaming the game maybe?
FIFA_PLS
FIFA
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 18:31:19
WL bs so im currently 16W 6L at the moment. and its been a hell of a struggle getting through all the bullshit. iI have an 87 rated team,, full of IF's can someone explain to me why 9/10 passes they do either go to the opponent, deflect off my players to the oppponent etc? even the through balls are WAAAAY off my playe...
0
Hammer, Motherland and T-34-88
alex21212121
WorldofTanksConsole
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 09:04:35
How many Premium Tanks do you guys/girls have?
0
how do you know it wasn't...?
seventh_skyline
Nissan
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 12:06:07
You guys know Mad Max wasn't a documentary, right?
0
The nugget that bites back.
Simansis
gifs
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 11:18:13
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs doing karate?
0
Brb buying ticket to thailand.
Aerisatia
FFRecordKeeper
44
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 09:28:44
Don't give up on your daily draw! A friend from my group pulled this a few days ago on a overseas trip while in Thailand.
0
Good point but he'll still have to clean it to rack it for the front squat.
arabicfarmer27
Fitness
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 09:34:05
But it would be a relatively light weight front-squat, he might want some additional squat work on top of that.
1
Wrong it's obviously Nuke town
typhlosion96
blackops3
-3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 09:34:09
Burgundy France?
0
Bi-annual*
stednark
runescape
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 15:31:39
Semi-annual*
0
Bit of a dick you are.
Borommakot4potentate
news
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 19:44:30
I'd rather not have a story to tell but be able to keep all of my stuff including my home. This is really dumb man, not to be a dick but come on.
0
What degree?
Jupes_Star
Futurology
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 15:16:04
That awkward moment when you realize your friends degree will soon become completely obsolete thanks to google.
0
I thought it was Notch that introduced the world to cuntfusion.
htepO
pussypassdenied
11
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 05:02:42
Nope, exact words. Luis C.K. taught me the perfect counter for mansplaining. It shuts the argument down pretty quickly
0
They keep getting better and better
drMorkson
quiteinteresting
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 10:27:23
No Such Thing As The News | Series 2, Episode 4
0
Took prime, now ordering all silly stuff like toothbrush, soap etc cuz no delivery charges yo.
teknochr
india
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 05:50:16
India is the cheapest country in the world to get Amazon Prime.
0
Nov 8th is next date for the SEC to do something.
Essexal
Bitcoin
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 10:46:34
Any idea when the EFT will be available for all?
0
I think you got blockchain and government round the wrong way there.
Essexal
Bitcoin
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 18:45:48
Blockchin controlled by government would be a great solution against fraud :)
0
No one could live under Hilary's reign of terror
bionichydra
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 12:20:46
Some of us want to live you know
1
Ahh, this must be the "gay agenda" I've heard so much about.
pulpdrew
AskReddit
36
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 10:57:48
He's just trying to destroy all the vaginas in hopes of future converts. Damn crafty gays.
0
T
TheAndyman14
AskOuija
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 08:23:07
E
0
Fuck these corporatist transphobic fucks.
-Enkara-
lgbt
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-10 06:37:03
A Message from HRC
0
idkfa
Josti
de
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 11:11:26
iddqd
0
Well, given that he fairly said leaving could pose some risk to peace and stability in Europe, and the tabloids printed that he said Brexit would lead to World War 3, I kinda get why.
ctolsen
ukpolitics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 11:23:12
As per usual that was Dave saying a lot of words that sounded like but weren't quite a commitment.
0
Is that a pro mercy?
FarhanAxiq
Overwatch
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 04:48:09
My team was useless, so every opportunity I had I killed people myself (Her pistol does a surprising amount of damage!).
1
looks very cinematic
tiberiusbrazil
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 11:57:52
WARNING! PC players beware! This is currently how Modern Warfare Remastered Runs on my rig (GTX 1080, i5 4690k)
0
Like smash 4?
MasterGreenMario
smashbros
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 09:30:57
Jiggs: let most of the cast have decent recoveries See: Project M and understand my current flair
0
i'm playing 4K native with an overclock 980-Ti
XenthorX
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 21:20:22
What realistic system can play this. Like I have a 1080 and a 4K tv. I feel like I shouldn't even bother.
0
The toe is excellent for dipping.
antonio106
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 14:49:32
In my head I know they are the same but I like the boot ones.
0
Getting a puppy on Monday, fucking buzzing
TheMuthaFlippin
soccer
168
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:07:40
Free Talk Friday What's on your mind?
0
I want there to be a sub for acrophobia for the same reason this sub and trypophobia exist.
PatrickBaitman
thalassophobia
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 09:47:38
I don't have thalassophobia and come here for the awesome sea photography but I do have a serious case of acrophobia so this is by far the most terrifying photo I've ever seen. Nope nope and treble nope.
0
Or you see the evil ministers of Nicaea conspiring to control the masses with ignorant superstition.
redditzendave
AskReddit
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:10:00
The Bible being written. I either see some dude scribble his thoughts about a higher power into the all time best seller of the world, or i see God himself. It's a win-win either way. Trying to tell people about it afterwards only to be locked up in an insane asylum isn't a problem since i don't plan on spreading the w...
0
So one man was an asshole and this translates to a clickbate headline.
Frontfart
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 07:26:03
Voter intimidation targeting Muslims reported at Michigan polling site
1
Lol, omg she totally deserved to die because of that one time she was wrong.
Thatlawnguy
news
-15
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:14:18
I finally understand why people kill other people
1
Tom Brady will always be a scrub man, I mean look at his stats for the first 4 games this season
ShawshankException
nfl
28
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:19:15
So Tom Brady must also be some scrub then?
0
whoa
sayqueensbridge
nba
21
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:24:58
Literally everything is in the past
0
Fitting for our boy Conner.
rolobrowntowntony
Pitt
12
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 00:29:15
AP TOP 25: USF, Pitt among 6 teams to enter rankings
0
O.o
sidhantsv
TrollXChromosomes
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-10 05:13:02
For fun, sometimes I'll ask my boyfriend to throw me into the air. What it feels like when I ask him to throw me higher.
0
Poor Agni.
fangtimes
Smite
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:30:53
Ra is Perfect. Ra, in my eyes (opinion alert), is the perfect image of balance in Smite. His kit is just so skillful when it comes to killing gods. Although his waveclear is pretty gnarly, I just find that I don't dislike playing against a Ra, even when they shit on me, because I feel like he's a very skillful god that...
0
\#womensolazy
Tedesche
gifs
-24
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 03:45:49
\#masculinitysofragile
1
They looked at which was more hoarded and went with the other.
00Mayhem00
MLBTheShow
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:33:37
Roark vs Estrada.... Thank you SDS for upgrading the wrong pitcher. Seems like they purposely do this type of stuff. Yes I'm a salty Roark owner. Here's proof why I should be. RIP 234 Roarks
1
Inb4 witch hunt.
00Mayhem00
MLBTheShow
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 22:08:44
Watch out for OTF-357LONGG. Bunts on literally every single pitch with a mostly cheese lineup. Games no longer fun at that point most would agree.
0
Since RCS also has to be enabled by the carrier, which Sprint has done on their end, will Sprint enable it for Boost and their mvnos?
this_guy55
Sprint
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 12:34:40
RCS just came out for Android, any phones working yet?
0
But... You clearly lived.
Brodoof
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 22:57:13
"Trust no one, your life is in danger."
0
What was that he was saying about not giving out enemies critical info on TV?
dhoffnun
politics
32
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 16:51:41
The simple fact the the President-elect admitted ON NATIONAL TELEVISION that he's not getting briefed will encourage more attacks. Just buffoonery.
0
Open minded ka ba?
trufflepastaxciv
Philippines
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 15:22:29
May tumawag sakin bandang lunch. Mike (or Mark, mahina pandinig ko huhu) daw name nya and nakuha raw nya number ko sa friend nya. Gusto nya raw makipagkaibigan. Weird na may ganito pala.
0
It's probably better that people assume you're a kid because then you have an excuse for sounding like one.
Shuk247
politics
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 19:44:41
Kid? So based on your brilliant analysts of my user name I can only conclude by your user name you were born in the year 1232 ... Lol
0
Short after it will have a strong effect on the financial markets for sure... But the world is slowly going to shit anyways...
MrNotSoRight
belgium
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 13:01:12
If Trump wins that election the world will go to shit, but at least with a laugh.
0
That costume is insanely great!
mrbrownjeremy
pics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 13:10:24
Stopping by the Apple Store in my Halloween costume
0
I admire your love and dedication.
BlasiFeelsSwift
popheads
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 19:41:46
Keep buying DWK on iTunes guys! Let's get top 5 next week!
0
I would think cold climates are better for growing under hot lights than warm climates, because you don't have to run the AC as much, but that's probably only a bit of the reason.
quisp65
DarkNetMarkets
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 16:49:46
Why is weed from the US more expensive than from Canada? Like the conditions and laws in the US are way more favorable for growing it in large quantities.. why is it not as cheap as Canada weed? will it ever even get there?
0
Actually by most measures this presidency is going quite well.
PM_ME_DEAD_FASCISTS
news
22
22
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 12:28:46
Trump is change lmao, Clinton is literally four more years of Obama (with double the corruption) and that presidency isn't doing too well now is it
0
How do you do it on bball ref?
BABYPUBESS
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 02:51:49
totally, yeah
0
Ok I think I just SHAT my pants.
BurninEpix
submechanophobia
18
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-10 16:08:26
Freighter passes over scuba diver
0
I remember having a blast putting all the different hats on our jerboa population, but this is even more amazing.
Scootareader
playark
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 14:20:36
Never change, wildcard
0
Rant: my parents keep pestering me to get a girlfriend Rant: my jeep still won't start Rave: I'm going to DC in a couple of weeks
copper_tone
army
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 13:09:29
Monday Rants and Raves! Rant: Missed my shitposting opportunity for the #Whopperito Rave: Finally tried the #Whopperito Rant: Ate a #Whopperito. Reptar, why have you forsaken me? All posts will follow the above format.
0
to combine with your d
PM-ME-FEMALE-ARMPITS
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 16:39:38
Why is the straw for my coffee so small?
0
Leave TvTropes
dorkdiariesisforboys
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-05 23:13:48
What is the best way to deal with stupid or ignorant people online?
0
Come on guys, it's 3.5/4
Bacon_Grenades
Android
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-25 06:56:45
4.5/10 with rice
0
So how much coins were included?
TwistedPoro
Paladins
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 15:05:39
my sister won this world destroying thing in festival chest
0
I come from cars and dyslexia, i read SRT8 and all i could think is mustangs are the problem not Chrysler.
curly686
TumblrInAction
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 04:36:31
Str8s are literally killing us.
0
When your level matches your zip code.
Herotosucara
gaming
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 20:21:01
When your friend hasn't answered his phone in a week and you don't know where he's been
0
Premed students prefer uppers.
African_Lorelord
Blackfellas
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 00:15:41
Take a shot... they don't call it liquid courage for nothing.
0
With Random capitalization To Make things worse.
Bluechip9
toronto
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 14:20:48
Cringey whiny post complaining about CBC programming.
0
Maybe elaborate and give examples and look at it from different perspectives before commenting.
aserik90
Tradelands
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 20:28:19
You're wrong.
1
Orrrrrr move to higher volume and maybe a higher risk drug like heroin or meth?
gzzh
trees
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 14:22:31
PSA: you will make more money working than selling weed to your friends This is a message to thoes teens thinking they can make it big selling dime bags. Pretty much unless you are buying from a grower, or are growing your self the margins on cannabis are to low and the risks of getting caught too high. Just get a job....
0
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehu...
The_Forgotten_King
AnarKEK
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-21 17:39:28
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehu...
0
Thats kewl
The_Forgotten_King
AnarKEK
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-09 16:27:04
Devine
0
read my past posts
Nighthawkkk
self
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-01 23:38:27
There is a huge difference between: "I think Trump is a racist because he said this or that." And: "Fuck libtards and their cucking bullshit. MAGA!!! Libs are derranged and are ruining this country!" See the difference? Now multiply the bottom one by a hundred followed by hundreds of even worse comments. Now you see wh...
0
Yah I guess people don't find it Yum yum?
CloaknPoke
food
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 01:20:46
lol you're gettin killed for this
0
If you don't dump your dump then you're stumped and voting for...
artemasad
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 16:39:22
Redditors who don't flush after using a public restroom, who are you voting for and why?
0
This is also a question so the *real* question is.... is this already the question thread?
Dreamless376
Toontown
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 16:22:02
Can there be a question thread for r/toontown? Title. I noticed a lot of question posts in the sub so I thought this would be a good idea.
1
What a great piece of advice.
MistahPandah
Twitch
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 14:43:29
In those 45 minutes of googling you could have: * Went to the store and bought some supplies * Glued some green sheets on a clothes hanger rack * Turned on some light and faced it towards the greenscreen * Made a cup of coffee * Set up chroma key via obs * Finished your cofee * Walked your dog * Cleaned up your room * ...
0
It can, but the amount of power and data is limited.
g2g079
Android
10
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 17:10:29
Can USB-C not do power and data transfer simultaneously?
0
I doubt there's much of a difference when you get down to brass tacks.
shoryusatsu999
RWBY
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 21:24:29
Wouldn't that be hoverboard? :P
1
That's funny, I just saw this thread on r/the_donald...
ofmouseandman
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 14:48:36
Study: Obama tax hikes on rich didn't hurt economy, or rich
0
Every time something like this happens, I remember the old adage: "Nothing good ever happens after midnight."
el_muchacho_loco
news
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 15:36:17
19-year-old dies after shooting in Chesapeake
0
Ryos, IM CALLING IT!
Aloha_Deon
Monstercat
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 14:58:40
Hopes for 030?
0
Ugh "dat audio".
dlevasseur
minnesotavikings
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 15:45:35
Hunter the Hungry is Gonna Eat
0
They don't know or they wouldn't have lost them.
OH_NO_MR_BILL
todayilearned
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:11:19
Where did they put them?
0
Meh, not good enough until he installs subcutaneous LED light to make it glow.
NEDM64
applecirclejerk
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 13:51:08
Most courageous cut ever
0
Undertale's OST is pretty great, and has a rather retro feeling.
InYourDomix
tf2
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 09:14:29
Background music for TF2 Can anyone recommend me some good music that is easy to listen to whilst playing tf2. Something relaxed, **not** dubstep or the like.
0
Wouldn't that make you a criminal?
f0rtytw0
korea
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 19:41:51
censorship? or refusing to show the film because it's absolute shit? I've seen the film, and it's utterly worthless.
0
She needs to grease that hamster wheel, it is quite noisy.
Eyes_Of_The_Dragon
MGTOW
18
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 02:26:40
Right, women want an emotional connection. Which is why they strip a man of his entire life's work just because they can
1
Yes, sharp metal shrapnel flying off randomly is much better than an explosion.
CheesewithWhine
news
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 15:27:58
The writer and a couple of victims need to learn what an "explosion" is. The lids just fly off, that's all. Just a rapid unplanned disassembly, throwing projectiles around the room.
0
Imagine being this alienated.
FeuNoir
FULLCOMMUNISM
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-22 15:56:09
WAKE ME UP INSIDE !!!
0
I'm sure on a show of that much importance Takaaki Kidani would be very involved.
KronusAndSaturn
SquaredCircle
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-22 19:47:18
If WWE and NJPW ever did a joint show Where it was NJPW vs WWE. Would HHH and Vince be working with Gedo behind the curtain? I mean who else is there from NJPW that would be able to communicate across what they want to happen? He's the booker so I'm assuming he would be talking with them.
0
Which conservatives (Republicans) throughout that time insisted the Dustbowl was just a natural occurrence, much the same way they claim any climate change today is simply "nature's way."
crankyang
todayilearned
-9
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 14:40:06
TIL the Dust Bowl was severe enough to cause local blackouts, shutdown shipping in NYC, and affect snowfall in England. It was only "solved" by tapping the Ogallala Aquifer which is estimate to run out as soon as 2028.
0
That's what you get for betting against AMERICA you commie faggot
HITMAN616
wallstreetbets
68
68
0
2016-09
2016-09-15 17:39:54
Current state of my SPX Weekly puts!!!