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I'm bout to do the same, I went 12-2 last game, better show every COD reddit my accomplishment.
baseballv10
CODModernWarfare
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 18:48:33
Must have been the best game of his pro-console career and needed to show his golden achievement.
0
When has uncharted 4 ever gone on sale?
pizza___
PS4
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 17:02:33
They have uncharted 4, the witcher 3 all kinds of good games
0
I think Trump will win MO but it will be more like 4-5 points at most.
histbook
hillaryclinton
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 19:20:23
Emerson polls of Utah, PA, NH, MO
0
you might take a look around and see what's actually happening in the world.
roboboogienights
politics
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 13:57:27
lol nice try guardian
0
I was at the time, yeah.
Philodoxx
AceAttorney
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 16:07:51
Are you on phone? 'Cause I actually put a Spoiler tag.
1
It adds character and it's funny
Sinnuh
PS4
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 16:08:02
whats with the straight up retarded character models?
1
But you get to pick between nice guy and sarcastic nice guy!
securitywyrm
Fallout
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 16:08:32
Definitely. I kind of feel like, no matter what choices I make in FO4, you're always the same character because of the static voice.
0
It isn't doing a lot of "work" that produces excess heat.
bcvickers
motorcycles
19
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 20:04:17
I'm surprised it cools. That's not much radiator though it does have an electric fan.
1
Nice ad,Intel.
godofpainTR
pcmasterrace
270
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 16:26:06
Took a quiz in my Intro to IT class and came across this question...
0
How to stick USB drives the correct way every time.
PM_ME_BIG_BOOBS_NOW
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 15:15:28
What is a universal mystery no one will be able to solve?
0
Yeah, I remember being terrified of ITs, now it's just meh, i'll freeze it.
Broue
ClashOfClans
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 14:59:54
You'll find it gets easier as you get to max heroes, I was terrified of xbows back at Th9.
0
I hear hillary won by a Jebillion
SquanchingOnPao
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-25 04:37:08
How long have we known this? and how many times has it been posted on this sub?
0
Just stop responding then, you dolt.
RootHouston
Metal
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 06:14:54
that was me deciding to stop responding.
0
Damn dude, you came prepared!
OmahaVike
casualiama
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 12:28:11
Oh, ok, go ahead and flaunt a masters degree without being provoked. Let's put it to the test then - - what are birds made of? - if Billy has 18 apples and Johnny has 1, what the fuck is Billy's problem? - is it normal for me to dream I'm drowning in spiders? - how many licks does it take to get to the center of a huma...
0
I run mine at 42 Psy
dodekerekt
DiWHY
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 12:15:40
Yeah, I run all my lights at 60psi.
0
get to the cabinet unlock it grab what I can toss them out the window repeat till empty or no longer safe then follow them out said window
brooker1
canadaguns
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 21:14:57
If you had to evacuate your home, what's your plan for your guns? I'm talking fire, flood, localized disaster...NOT SHTF and assuming you have a small amount of time. For me the plan is to gather up all my R and NR firearms and head toward my local range per C42 but call the CFO on the way to ask for an STATT to go to ...
0
"ridiculously red"
koszorr
Android
25
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 07:51:14
Fuck...we need a red Pixel.
0
With how long the JSB has taken we can expect the overpass to be done sometime around 2030.
pixelwork
VictoriaBC
13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 16:45:07
Wow. Just wow. Why does such a small bridge take almost a year to complete!!? Getting anything done on time or on budget is a joke in this town..... I can't wait for the overruns with the Mckenzie overpass.
0
I love the way it looks but after wearing it for two weeks, I'm staring to get annoyed that I need to constantly adjust it.
ziggie216
AppleWatch
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 23:37:07
Such a fan of the Milanese band. I jump between that and the sport band for workouts.
0
How come?
Neo2199
movies
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 17:55:23
Then it is no longer "pure" entertainment.
0
You sound unbearable
Knappsterbot
lewronggeneration
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 11:15:33
"I don't find this funny so the only people who find this funny are stupid kids" You sound like a defener
0
For sure dude, it happened on the first drive so if you were grabbing a brew it would be easy to miss.
archduke_troll
nfl
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 18:28:43
Thanks.
0
Why not all so everyone got a separate and you could do combos and stuff Also because there is only 5 unlike WWs so none would be left out
Tadamo7
CODZombies
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 09:23:38
since they already made the map OP as shit they might as well have given us the MOST useful specialist the SKULL
0
While Hillary took another day off.
mattism78
politics
-13
-13
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 18:10:13
Donald Trump said 18 false things on Tuesday
0
Is this update expected next Monday?
Any-sao
runescape
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 18:54:34
Yes, its coming with a miniquest going into Nomads backstory as well as adding post quest dialogue for Nomads Elegy. The hard mode bossfight and miniquests are seperate and one does not require the other.
0
Interesting that we tasked Saudi Arabia with the actual taking of Kuwait city...feels like there was some politicking going on there, but I'm not sure to what end.
The_quietest_voice
MapPorn
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 17:58:53
Operation Desert Storm
0
He lurks!
Harshest_Truth
westworld
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 09:28:54
Ptolemy Slocum's (Sylvester) profile picture looks awfully familiar
0
Do you still have your Fury X?
recklessbaboon
hardwareswap
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 16:13:07
you probably have a bigger psu than 240 then, in which case a nano would be perfect for it
0
I am sorry for your loss.
darkrood
lostgeneration
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 19:46:49
Shit I must not be a millennial. I follow a particular baseball team and my husband dies for football.
0
They just need to have a Yamaguchi/Tsukki-specific serve and block combo and that'll make my day!
UltimateEye
haikyuu
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 21:20:48
Glad to see the long awaited and highly foreshadowed "Serve and Block" from Yamaguchi. Taking a page out of Ubugawa and Dateko's book!
0
I wish I read the Journal Sentinel fan opinions after that to see what Bart from Antigo had to say
nedoma56
nfl
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 18:13:11
Remember that one time he threw that tablet though? What a diva.
0
If they are the only model saying that, it won't be a good look for them--rightly or wrongly.
goku3989
hillaryclinton
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 16:16:26
I'm becoming more and more convinced that 538 is hoping for a 50/50 projection on the day of the election so they can be right regardless of what happens.
1
You've got it all figured out.
SkyrocketDelight
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 17:32:06
Good, and what about your next President Trump ??? America = The New Nazis ...
0
Haha
Kejuriwell
bakchodi
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 18:20:14
What else did you expect from those katua lovers? I think you were looking to get banned.
0
You forgot gaudy and tasteless.
neoikon
politics
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 12:05:20
He'll rebrand it as Trumperialism. It'll be more luxurious, modern and stylish.
0
do u ever sleep
BugsSuck
CFB
10
10
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 04:21:17
Head Coach of D2 Bemidji St placed on leave only days before opener
0
"Mike Keenan comes out of retirement to accept the role as Vancouver's coach, also be hires Mark Messier as his assistant"
tcat84
canucks
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 17:39:21
I love me some Crow, but I'd still be waiting until after the road trip to figure out what would work best for this team. I wouldn't be upset if that's who they hired, but really, I can't think of many candidates that would make me upset to see get the job.
0
Mass Effect trilogy (which I'm counting as one game, sorrynotsorry) Starbound Skyrim Mostly because I like space and magic a lot, and if limited to only 3(...ish) games, that's my preferred way to unwind.
AutumnShepard
gaming
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 03:37:06
You can only choose 3 offline games to play for the rest of your life. What are they? (No multiplayer, but couch co-op is fine) You can play with a friend as well. Add why if you're feeling froggy. Choose wisely. Mine would be.... 1) The Witcher 3: There's lots of gameplay, it's open world, a shit ton of side quests to...
0
I guess getting too drunk to feel the headache is one way to fix it?
AutumnShepard
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 03:00:21
Decisions were made.
0
Happy Hallomeme!
Mangomosh
CringeAnarchy
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 20:06:51
and cheerleaders dont smoke? thats new to me. is there like a reason behind that or?
0
Was there a GameCube in the bottle and then $100 in the GameCube
Thoraxe474
mildlyinteresting
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 00:58:44
I found a box in the garage, tucked away for 20+ years. It was packed with cheap Champagne, Brandy, Wine and the largest bottle of Gin I've ever seen.
0
LeBron because he's LeBron
burgersarethebest
nba
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 02:31:24
Lebron or Bird? Serious question, it seems today's generation dismisses Larry bird very quickly. But if you were starting a team today. Who do you pick: lebron or bird? And why?
0
I wouldn't count on that
TtarIsMyBro
nfl
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 02:35:37
its always nice being a neutral in a game thread because theres no shitheads to downvote me for being a bears fan
0
I should call the cops on you
FanofWhiskey
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 04:06:33
Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza
1
Sounds good to me!
TheBadmiral
boston
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 18:09:44
ya lets change TIME ITSELF for your bike commute
0
Also the keyboard and mouse are both stand-ins
Ea-rl
battlestations
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 14:47:40
First battlestation (specs in comments)
0
And beeuhs
lookalive07
DestinyTheGame
12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 14:56:11
He's from Bahston. He likes mahshal ahts movies.
0
Glad I drafted him to my fantasy team, I had a feeling he would do well with Web
burnSMACKER
Habs
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 05:08:44
Andrei Markov leads all defensemen in primary assists
1
Guest house for Bill's wimminz
AmericaGreat
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 18:35:50
Must need the space for additional servers and IT staff.
0
Con mucho azucar y dulce de leche asi les da diabetes.
UnLocoBueno
argentina
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 18:43:17
Igual. que le manden la factura.
0
A D A D A D A D A D A D A D A D
Jhunterny
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 13:57:12
Crazy Korean Lucio - The Widow Tilter
0
When it's ready
Jhunterny
tf2
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 16:28:49
Anytime we could expect the Pyro update? from MYM Anything confirmed yet about a release date for the new update or when it most likely will released?
0
Honestly this is me lol, i switch up genres every day from everything and anything
airforcebestcfb
CFBOffTopic
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 07:25:48
Ya basically everything for me too. Most listened to Spotify playlists would be ElectroNow, Rage Radio, Rock Classics and Rap Caviar. Throw in some blue grass, 80s hair metal and some slower stuff like Lana and Gagas newest album and that's what I rotate through
0
They'd likely praise him for being 'strong' and 'assertive' and 'sticking up for what he believes'.
PM_ME_A_GOOD_RECIPE
politics
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 20:04:27
But nobody on their side would care. He openly despises all press :/
0
Those are not the two options here.
vankorgan
politics
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-16 05:50:40
I'd rather someone own up to a lie than deny it ever happened then pivot and ignore it all together
0
happy cakeday
koykoy13
homestuck
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 17:57:22
They don't call it "Biblestuck" for shits and giggles.
0
because it's t3h randem xDDdd *holds up spork*
Deathaster
tf2
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 08:05:42
I love R&M but I hate the fucking plumbus circlejerk. There are way better gags in Rick and Morty but for some reason that got latched onto way too hard.
0
If you watch the game you realize he's not out of position he's just cover the asses of Jelani Jenkins and the rotating door of whoever else is playing LB.
concussed_cowboy
nfl
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-01 17:05:35
I still can't get behind this guy. He's made some plays this year but he's just not an inside linebacker. If you watch the games, a lot of his tackles come downfield and he is out of position a LOT. He's a far cry from Zach Thomas in the middle.
0
Too bad it was TKed upon its arrival back at the herd.
TheMajesticSkywhale
Planetside
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 23:34:35
Be free young stock NC harasser
0
okay, your trolling was pretty good yesterday, but it's like 24 hours later and you have to start something new otherwise it just drags on.
crimsonBZD
NoMansSkyTheGame
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 15:20:49
Or until you get some real life problems to complain about. You'll start to notice this more once you hit puberty...
0
I wonder if those could pass the necessary security accreditations for being used on the Defence network.
Vikosus
canada
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 20:11:40
Doesn't have to be open source. Solaris and other UNIX as well as AIX are still with us. But these certs are mostly POSIX which RedHat meets better than Windows.
0
thanks for the great perspective.
Der_Bar_Jew
hockey
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 19:13:36
They were pretty dynamic together for the first few games, before Coop created the Stamkov line. I think Stamkos-Kucherov was more about jump starting Kuch's game than it was about shifting Dru down. Dru still strikes me as the type of kid who will struggle with the mental aspect of the game, as opposed to Point who pl...
0
Natures miracle (petsmart or petco) or Odorban (home depot).
flirppitty-flirp
cat
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 04:01:00
Best way to get rid of cat pee smell? Just moved a bunch of furniture and realized my cat has either been missing the litter box or has just decided to pee next to it (which is an issue in itself). Now all I smell is cat pee and it's on a hardwood floor. I see the stain, my husband put lysol floor cleaner on it, which ...
0
I honestly think I first read those parts when I was marginally younger than those characters and realized that's an example of what *not* to do.
moosekayak
WoT
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 19:47:16
Just a talking point: Do you remember your first romance, or a relationship you had in your late teens? I thought that the relationships were a good representation of the growing pains teenagers go through.
1
I missed the
Xoulish
wow
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 19:21:42
Where's my "THAT'S THE JOKE" meme when I need it.
0
All good my man.
Cubicbill1
teslamotors
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 17:16:59
Even content would be nice. Thanks chief.
0
Jesus there is a line between frugal and cheap ass mother fucker
PrinceOWales
Frugal_Jerk
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 17:16:50
This dude poops at work to save water. Also does cpu-intensive computer stuff at work to save electricity.
0
Will Smith killing his dog in I Am Legend
Cunchy
movies
299
299
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 13:30:18
What is the saddest animal death in a movie?
0
Will it fall down?
saltysamon
interestingasfuck
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:01:19
Spherical cloud captured in Japan
0
What a bunch of bisexual cucks.
mr4ffe
Showerthoughts
-3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 23:49:17
Same here. My girlfriend and I are constantly "helping each other out" in this way. Not a single day goes by without her pointing out a nice phat ass for me. Both of us also point out attractive people of both sexes to each other.
0
Did you like rub dicks to see what would happen
PhiliDips
AskReddit
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 16:00:34
If you don't count that one time when I was 5 then I've only had one my entire life.
0
Hell yea at 4 million that thing is 'cheap' lol
hkgrx8
formula1
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 19:31:19
There's definitely a market for single owner single pilot jets out there. I can't wait till the Cirrus SF50 starts deliveries to owner, would love to have a go in that thing.
0
I absolutely love this song.
buckethealien
todayilearned
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 20:26:53
TIL that "Rap God" set a Guinness World Record for most words in a hit song. Eminem spits a whopping total of 1,560 words in under 6 minutes.
0
PSA: If you get fat enough you can use your rolls as pockets to store things in.
buckethealien
gifs
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 13:01:45
Hey bud, you got a light?
0
I think if he really had to go he would need help to remove equipment fast... so it is reasonable that he needed help.
t3rneado
hockey
29
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 16:40:49
Florida has a very dedicated training staff
1
Yes - catholics have been so effective at clearing up things like child rape, slavery, etc.
mingy
atheism
14
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 19:39:29
I agree this is outrageous, but I would bet there are also members of this congregation who agree that this is outrageous. In my opinion, Catholics are in a better position to solve this problem than a bunch of atheists. Tell your Catholic friends to complain to the bishop or the archbishop.
1
Good thing Google would never do such a thing!
mingy
worldnews
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 18:10:14
Yahoo secretly scanned customer emails for U.S. intelligence - sources
1
It's a good thing Devin Farci isn't running for president.
C4Cypher
KotakuInAction
-2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 17:28:04
Shoe0nHead wrote a blog post on the Devin Faraci controversy
0
I think it's worth seeing again regardless, but if it's different a bit each time, I'll prioritize it.
ColdStoneSkeevAutism
Broadway
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 19:56:07
Such a good show, the best thing currently on Brudway
0
Yeah but 75 precincts in Philly which went 90% for Clinton...
ColdStoneSkeevAutism
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:18:50
With all precincts reporting 100% counted of original count, and now a recount being underway in just over 100 precincts(out of over 9000 statewide) yes, it would be a lot.
0
Play mystery portal, get stars, open chests.
ZombieLover500
PvZGardenWarfare
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 10:53:15
I was wondering... I was wondering whether I can get gw1 cosmetics and taunts and all that jazz if I don't tune into trials of gnomus. I'm fairly busy during the day and can only fit in a few multiplayer games at night. PopCap should just add it into that new store in the sewers, that way all players could have a chanc...
0
As far as I know no, if you can return them do so but don't freak out if you lose something.
DsyelxicBob
Android
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 22:32:16
My girlfriend just got the S7 Edge as a loaner phone from Samsung (courier came to swap phones). Does she also have to return all the accessories of the S7 Edge later?
0
How about one step at a time, like a real progression instead reaching for the moon.
freebluespike
politics
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 13:24:34
Being preferable to Trump isn't very notable. If we're going to get hyped up about voting for a woman, couldn't we find a worthier one like Elizabeth Warren? Someone who your daughter should actually look up to?
0
**Crooked Bitch is trying to rape and take a guillotine to Lady Liberty**
Hillary_Antoinette
AskThe_Donald
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 14:20:38
Did you even COMPARE the relative significance of Trump Tapes vs what was in Podesta's Emails and her paid speeches? There is no sane individual who should care more about Trump's banter about women than HILLARY LITERALLY HAVING A PUBLIC AND PRIVATE POSITION WHICH SHE ONLY ADMITS TO THE BIG BANKS. ALSO, THAT SHE FUCKIN...
0
thats what you get for starting Martavis
dont_care-
fantasyfootball
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 06:24:03
Down by 18 after Bryant and Barnidge Fucked me. All I have left is Carlos Hyde against his LAs defense. Did not see that coming.
0
Gene editing is in rudimentary stages and thanks to CRISPR a lot genetic diseases will have cures in the foreseeable future.
mikazee
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 00:39:10
What is the most pleasant and uplifting fact you know?
0
Men can be whores too, you some kind of sexist?
ciaphas22
politics
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 14:58:23
Bernie voters were booing Hillary and calling her whore.
0
I have one of those, I wear is proudly across from my Bernie sticker, cause fuck that liar.
ciaphas22
HillaryForPrison
19
19
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 02:54:38
I've seen many more Hillary for Prison bumper stickers than for president. Many more, like 3 times more. I'm not exactly counting, but I'm right there with you. I think she has very little to no support in reality.
0
Really good photshop or bug?
Vince5970
ClashRoyale
11
11
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 21:57:30
When your clan so empty it has minus online players
0
I dunno it was in the comment section.
Vince5970
ClashRoyale
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-10 13:43:49
Astrology?
0
Yeah im really triggered that you didnt tap on your new card, check your shop, or your clan chat
Vince5970
ClashRoyale
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-10 15:45:46
This hurts my brain
0
Molting with M0lt
Vince5970
ClashRoyale
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 10:25:51
My favorites are phonecats and therumham. My least favorites are molt and molt.
0
wait what is that bolt of lightning if you both have zap still in hand?
Vince5970
ClashRoyale
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 14:01:18
TV Royale Worthy
0
Nope
Vince5970
ClashRoyale
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 00:43:16
Xbox
0
jesus christ man, im not calculating anything, im not sure if reddit offers it without res, but it tells you the total fucking vote count directly under its score this post: 2248 points 65% upvoted, out of 7.494 votes total
MauiWanderer
undelete
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 23:26:25
You don't think that's ridiculously low? And might indicate that the way you're calculating participation is wrong?
0
BOFA DEEZ NUTS!
CheetahsNeverProsper
halo
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 07:13:43
BOFA
0
So I see a common conspiracy theory chain-letter, where is the statement the Clintons had someone killed?
UoWAdude
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 06:15:18
Uhhhh guys....did he just say the clintons murdered Vince foster??????
0
Yes, time management is a very important skill for a lawyer.
meowqct
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 06:13:11
If you can either read very quickly, or manage your time like a responsible human being (I can't) you'll be fine
0
While English probably isn't his first language, that is no excuse for being an idiot.
meowqct
childfree
-1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 00:52:52
"We r compasionles"
0
Get killed.
Bottle_Of_Wut
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 11:54:43
if dragons were real and one broke into your house what would you do?