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How tf do you even injure yourself at a golf tournament?
JulienGallant
hockey
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-03 22:44:46
Lundqvist was not injured at golf tournament, will play in World Cup
1
Don't worry, it is still beta
TheHawk1337
Rainbow6
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 12:39:30
Right. So **that's** what needs to get fixed. Not locking the lower levels out, instead fixing matchmaking.
0
Not transformed into the food item, but toasted and buttered.
soberdude
whowouldwin
15
15
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 08:07:14
When has he ever "literally" transformed somebody into an item of food?
0
It actually made me curl my toes unwillingly lol.
JakefromNSA
iamverysmart
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 13:28:43
That "lol" at the end really undermines the smarts he's trying to portray....
0
Okay, the "Fuck Checkers" definitely got me.
Keegan9000
youtubehaiku
531
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 02:09:24
Chess is lit
0
or jimson weed and a sixers game.
BoogerPresley
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 22:33:55
Those people should try some nightshade.
0
hahahaLAUGHahahah
adds102
xboxone
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 13:15:05
I have a digital code for Battlefield 1 that I will give away tomorrow at 8 p.m. EST. I will give it to the comment that makes me laugh the most!
0
They use (L) to show who is leader.
xbacchusx
summonerswar
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 14:44:12
Maybe a stupid question, but what does everyone always type an L after sig?
1
Yea, who gives a fuck about international relations
SCP239
politics
52
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 14:59:44
That's why you're not president. Who gives a damn what other countries think? If we want to talk to a country, we don't need Beijing or China's consent now do we?
1
But then who would know about women's struggles and the insane oppression they endure?
d7a7z7e7d
quityourbullshit
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 15:07:05
She could have done this without the retarded feminist rant the end.
0
INTERNALIZED OPPRESSION
d7a7z7e7d
quityourbullshit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 15:12:48
Cry all the way back to your over privileged life.
0
So is USC
fybertas
CFB
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 19:40:03
FSU is at home against Michigan I see.
0
Something greater aka buying a car price shiny toy for girls who think they're adults
unsubscribe420
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 03:02:14
He's obviously not serious. He may love you and even want marriage, but he's not willing to sacrifice his personal lifestyle for something greater. If you like this life, go along to get along. If you want something more, I'd advise working toward improving your own life and making it on your own. You'll be happier if ...
1
Agreed, because nobody used drugs here in the US because it's illegal!
69hailsatan
canada
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 15:35:14
As usual, it's fucking retarded (like any proposal that comes from the pigs). If encryption is illegal, you can bet your ass that this won't stop criminals and terrorists from using it.
0
getting everywhere in my car
Davidtr45
DippingTobacco
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 15:40:50
Dip isn't dip without _____________.
0
For what he paid for the hardware yes he was.
Rahnek
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 18:58:54
He said he travels a lot. So no he wasn't.
0
you would be beaten into oblivion.
Mainehammer207
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 18:15:32
huge black dildo in chuck norris eye socket
0
Everyone has terrible logic I guess cause I think most people would agree that someone who cannot perform consistently on stage is not good
longarmoftheweast
leagueoflegends
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 16:49:59
Poor logic as well, rethink.
0
Popcorn and hot sauce
MrMaxPowers247
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 17:09:01
What are the weirdest food combinations that are surprisingly good?
0
I would
kinkysnowman
Overwatch
17
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 08:47:29
Only if it's really amazing. I wouldn't be stupid and buy it just because it's related to Overwatch
0
I'm probably a little biased as I live an hour from the border
kinkysnowman
technology
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 18:17:28
What defines a stupid country to you? Because there's are countless stupid things Sweden has done in the past few years.
1
Source?
jrmbruinsfan
GlobalOffensive
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 17:26:35
I'm totally not an asshole in real life though. People tend to tell me I'm a nice person. So your conclusion is wrong, sorry. I was just explaining why posting your work publicly can lead to seeing not the most pleasant comments.
0
Having emotions or having no emotions is not an opinion
Grom8
WTF
15
15
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 20:26:50
Your emotions are incorrect.
0
Its to avoid to be killed for gear.
andro_dawton
dayz
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 12:09:12
Changing How Items are Ruined It doesn't make much sense to me that everything inside an article of clothing, such as a backpack, can be ruined in a single shot. I was shot twice in the chest with a 5.45x39mm caliber weapon early today, and it ruined *everything* on my torso. My holster, the magnum in it, my jacket and...
0
I know that the entitled Redditors will complain about this but they do work, example, China.
desperate_virgin_guy
Futurology
-4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 17:56:12
Boston Police Plan to Monitor Internet for Threats Draws Criticism
0
You really need to work on your banking.
ScrubbersMcgee
PlanetCoaster
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 19:37:25
Karacho from Erlebnispark Tripsdrill - Critic and suggestions desired!
0
Making sure she gets her free slice!
Cheeeeeeektawaaaaaga
toronto
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 18:08:25
This young Raptors fan keeping score at the game yesterday (x-post r/nba)
0
Keep watching it gets so much better
rippenzack
hiphopheads
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 23:50:00
What did people here think about The Get Down? I was thinking about continuing but I thought the first episode was average.
1
Like Ann Coulter?
Beliggat
politics
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 18:56:23
That's the Republican MO. Find a young pretty blonde woman to spew old man talking points.
0
That I shouldn't have fed away basalt :(
Aveven
summonerswar
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 19:08:54
What do you wish you had known as a new player? I started playing the game a couple of weeks back and, as many do, made a few mistakes when I started. Just small things, like not maximizing my efficiency, not knowing which mons to invest in, etc. I've been doing a lot of reading, learning best practices, what abbreviat...
0
Depression has made me learn to laugh and joke about everything lol
zeWoah
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 01:29:53
People who instantly come up with witty responses to anything, how do you do it?
0
And yet, no one can test any of their claims because its all smoke and mirrors.
Sususu77
videos
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 20:19:35
They have explained it. Euclideon added a pretty impressive culling system to their computations. The framerate doesn't change because the density of atoms on screen are essentially the same no matter what direction you look in. Whenever an atom is offscreen, or behind an object they don't need to render it. All that m...
1
I didn't think it needed a
P-d0g
NYGiants
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 19:23:30
Bullshit. Andre Williams was 6'0, 215, and he couldn't do any of the things I said.
1
Nah, it's just Hoth it's okay.
jeslick14
NoMansSkyTheGame
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 19:33:47
An issue after loading in
0
I was waiting for him to break the warp barrier.
hamudm
videos
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 19:36:45
I feel like a scientist in a bad sci-fi movie. "**HE CAN'T GO ANY FASTER, CAN HE!?!? BY THE GODS, I WAS WRONG!!!**"
1
City?
Samzflow
skylineporn
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 19:55:52
City of Delft, Netherlands in the morning
0
I opened it assuming a picture of a goat, I dunno what to feel now
ironicallyalone
weeklyplanetpodcast
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 19:58:26
Mr Sunday Movies makes a guest appearence in H3H3's new video
1
That attitude is why Trump won.
Jake314159265359
politics
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 20:05:37
What an ass-backwards country.
0
Thanks!
Kagruma
Rainmeter
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 20:10:06
you have some cool stuff going on here looks nice
0
Frustating gameplay other than that it's not bad story wise
jason2306
FFXV
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 20:47:22
Without spoiling anything, could someone please explain why Chapter 13 is so bad? still in Chapter 3 btw
0
There are too many non-big-drawers, we can have it everyweekend :D?
easytype999
Boxing
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:21:04
A day like this should happen once a year. All the top fighters who aren't a big draw, jam packed into a day, or weekend of boxing.
1
still looks like shit ^
Pedointhepark223
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 21:19:45
Don't feel discouraged if your model isn't as good as others, keep modeling, because you WILL improve.
0
my origin is launching now but battlelog is dead as well
ironik86
battlefield_4
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 00:29:25
Origin launches fine, but Battlelog is dead.
0
Ok, see you tomorrow.
Pelon1071
Target
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 21:22:15
UGH O EM GEEEEEE!!!!!!!! i KNEW you target scumbag workers were hiding them for yourselfs!!!!!!!!!!! I NEEDED 8 of them for my two kids! but all you assholes want to do is ruin christmas for my 4 kids!!!!!!!! I am going to call corporate on your pathetic little assholes about how you are hoarding all of MY HATCHIMALS!!...
1
Its not like the Philippians President would have anything to gain by a lie about this
oblivionrecurs
trees
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 21:41:53
Because the narrative of most subreddits is anti-Trump, so anything anti-Trump is instantly assumed to be a fact.
0
How do you know she is from New Zealand?
epic_chewbacca
TumblrInAction
64
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 21:48:59
Live in the freest country on earth, complains about being oppressed
0
I bet you got more hallowed keys than rods
TheEdgeOfRage
Terraria
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 22:22:05
I've had automatic killing machines and such set up, killing enemies as fast as they can spawn in the underground Hallow, running for hours without seeing one. RNG can be a jerk.
0
I'm not crying, you're crying.
WitchSlap
tumblr
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 22:29:10
the guardians of the dogalaxy
0
g
Fugitoid123
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 02:55:32
f
0
I use my oven mots which have a rubbery grip and it works everytime
mitchdean
Vaping
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 22:42:51
TFV8 issue Could not get the glass tank off for the life of me. Trying to switch out the coil. Top cap came off, but the bottom won't and I am not able to take the glass off. Any suggestions?
0
Yea, like the all of civilians in Aleppo are mass rapists and terrorists.
Sentyme
europe
16
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 23:28:25
I don't recall Polish refugees carrying out mass rape or terrorism.
1
But we don't need the extra revenue, we can just raise taxes in a recession!
Morningst4r
newzealand
28
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 00:20:52
The idea of reducing tax revenue during economically robust times is a sure sign of incompetence.
0
But, there is nothing better than a properly created, and properly stored paper wallet.
ILikeGreenit
BitcoinBeginners
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 22:12:35
Best way to store couple BTC? Ive had a couple BTC for a while, back when the bitcoin wallet was one of the few options. Tired of having to download several GB of data when i open it once a year. Besides paper wallet and 100$ trezor, whats a good alternative?
0
Fixed.
Vulcorian
sto
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 00:44:20
Your link is missing a )
1
How dare they "ripoff" a survival horror game, wow, why can't we go back to the real RE style like 5 and 6?
Batchibouzouk
residentevil
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 00:57:27
I REFUSE to believe that people who post these comments are not in some way mentally ill.
1
How can I doubt them like that
Batchibouzouk
SquaredCircle
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 13:48:46
I agree, team Kevin and Chris is stronger than ever
0
Well, 18++;
luigi29371
BlackPeopleTwitter
16
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:06:30
19 is just 18+ yo
0
Can we have buttsex?
x_Music_Junkiie
bottomlulz
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 21:00:50
AMA
0
It's comforting everything must end, even the universe itself.
classic_username_
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:04:49
how do you feel about the inevitable heat death of the universe?
1
Yeah if Fred was a good coach we would have forfeited and taken the night off
Doug_McDermott
chicagobulls
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:12:27
Remember when people hated on Thibs for overworking players
1
You dropped this:
KodekGB
paydaytheheist
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:15:53
already taken next time don't put in plain text you IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
0
Times Demundo killed embarrassingly by Grunts: Way too fucking many.
Demundo
titanfall
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:18:55
EA Releases Titanfall 2 Infograph Player Stats
0
Biggest takeaway from that being that Andy Petree has apparently been shot.
Hicoga
NASCAR
21
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:38:57
I remember Andy petree saying he got hit but a lug nut one time and it felt like getting shot lol
0
We could all buy Oculus Rifts and live in a different world for the next 4 years.
The_Dead_See
TrueReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 22:33:22
Okay. Let's say that all our worst fears are justified, and we really are entering the beginning of a horrible time. What should we be doing now? What can we do? I'm not asking about anything violent, more how do we get on with life, what about families, our money, privacy. I feel like that saying *It's not paranoia if...
1
I'm triggered.
JacTheWac
LiveFromNewYork
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 04:44:57
Live Discussion (December 3, 2016) (Emma Stone / Shawn Mendes) Welcome to our SNL live discussion thread! This week's host is Emma Stone, and the musical guest is Shawn Mendes. For those new to the show, tune into your local NBC affiliate from around 11:30 PM to follow this episode live. A quick recommendation to menti...
0
Please tell me which one is your dad It's driving me crazy trying to guess
perceptionouveau
OldSchoolCool
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 04:55:26
My Dad and Uncle at their joint wedding. 1970's
0
Well what do you expect, the man is a Lienz Cossack.
doomsdaydefense
worldnews
21
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 05:08:15
But only because they got away. Lecter style.
0
Did the announcer say that 29 points was a game high for Wiggins?
LightningDuck
timberwolves
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 05:41:19
Minnesota Timberwolves vs Charlotte Hornets - Highlights | December 3, 2016 | 2016-17 NBA Season
1
Ive never heard that one before
danielzaiser91
gaming
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 05:55:56
That's been said about every new gaming medium though. Once it becomes more affordable it will take off really fast.
0
Very inviting and warm looking on a chilly December night
Tacobender602
GoneMild
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 06:08:12
Butt butt butt .....butt?
1
Well Sasuke clearly needs some kind of advantage in order to keep up with everyone else
AnvilPro
Toonami
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 07:16:03
It's already the most broken ability in the series. Why not make it better?
0
We would get dangerously close to getting tired of winning (but we want to win even more).
wymiatarka
The_Donald
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 14:17:41
If it could be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Barack Obama was not born a US citizen, would Justice Kagan and Justice Sotomayor be removed from SCOTUS by default, since they would have been unlawfully nominated? If so, Trump would have as many as 5 SCOTUS nominees *in his first term*. So many leftists would hav...
0
whoosh
coldheartedsnob
leagueoflegends
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 07:28:40
It's incredible how you used champion's name 3 times and you misspelled it every time.
0
Be careful, a 49% year can lead to overconfidence.
noloze
investing
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 23:22:13
The ones who lost were over diversified or skeptic about the election. How could someone possibly lose money this YTD? The markets won't reverse.... end of the year sell off for accounting purposes. Dow 30K by 2018 still callin it
1
another person who doesn't know how to take screenshots.
CancerPatient1337
RotMG
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 07:46:29
So I drew My Mystic
0
I thought I missed something during the show, like maybe he just went to the bathroom for a bit, but was so high he got lost and turned into a danny devito situation in the McPoyle's camper.
Medd_Ler
drunkenpeasants
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 07:53:04
Where did he go?
0
The way he magnetizes to Rein is extremely satisfying
YumYumSauceMmm
Overwatch
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 08:15:09
Alley-oop!
0
I wasn't thinking of Shakunetsu, and besides Asians are dominant at Badminton hence the suggestion.
FireEmblemIke24
anime
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 17:35:54
Scorching Badminton Girls?
0
i hab one nao
cartooncity2
polandballusers
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 02:49:40
you can make one though. Tell me when you have one.
0
If you've nothing to hide then you've nothing to fear, right?
IncredibleBert
ukpolitics
239
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 11:31:15
Theresa May orders crackdown on unauthorised leaks by ministers and civil servants, leaked memorandum reveals
0
I'm more excited by potential collabs such as getting certain Final Fantasy weapons in a collab with Brave Exvius or something like that.
Kurokishi_Maikeru
bravefrontier
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-03 04:50:12
Weapon/Armor summoning? I was wondering, is it possible that in the near future weapons/armors become the things we use our gems to get instead of new units? Maybe theyll come in batches like Reis' hidden armory or from Besties/Lafiels world, with their own lore and special abilities.
1
You gotta use the sportsball to get a point and win the game, duhhhh.
dracosl
CoDCompetitive
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 12:35:29
Really? Define what makes a sport,a sport?
0
China?
Wait1What2Huh3
EnoughTrumpSpam
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 16:43:12
Don't shit where you get your hats made.
1
David Clarke is a white-male sympathizer
VintageOG
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 13:35:44
Black Labs Matter
0
It could have went way worse than it did
Exitoverhere
arrow
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 09:02:18
How'd it turn out?
0
Not sure if you know this but Lynx Titan is Forsberg888, who's also a hall of famer on Runescape.
Monsters_lnc
runescape
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 15:01:08
Lynx Titan (rank 1 osrs) answered to pretty much every question when he was doing slayer or bankstanding skills, he's a damn nice guy.
1
That's what I get for dressing like such a slut
greatballsofmeow
ThriftStoreHauls
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 15:01:18
Yeah... drop the cape... and still have on a full outfit underneath. Real suave guy.
0
How tall are you?
averyfunnyword
streetwear
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 11:54:57
For the long sleeves the sleeves run a little baggy for me but I'm pretty skinny also the length of the shirt is fine for me at least
1
No the game has never been better
44blueandgoldwagons
CFB
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 15:35:13
No that's Bettman
0
I'm enjoying every minute of the liberal meltdown!
MichaelRock3
The_Donald
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 21:51:08
Hannity: 5 new ways crybaby liberals are freaking out
0
...You guys hiring?
Im_Illy
TalesFromRetail
25
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 16:12:48
I get away with cussing out idiots at my job but that's because 1) corporate doesn't know and never cares when it's a manager (CSA is a different story) 2) I'm a manager 3) it's lowered our turnover rate immensely 4) it's brought in more regulars being as they feel like they can rant with me and talk to me because I'm ...
0
Can you do a "save as..." And choose an earlier version?
jamesharder
mastercam
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 17:10:04
how do i convert a file in mastercam 2017 bac to mastercam x9 what title says
0
an image would be great thank you mate
PieroTheBarber
garage
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 23:51:43
Ok I found the areas on it for you, the Filter parameter knobs are the two in the middle on the top two rows (Filter 1 and 2); I've found that Scream, Daft, and Lowpass are the filters you will want to use for this sound. Next you will need to drag one of the envelop parameters (BLUE boxes next to the green) to control...
0
Copyright claim from finebros coming your way
Hyron_
videos
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 09:46:37
As someone who also never gets excited about things, i just want to follow that dude around and watch him react to things.
0
Non-sequitur: If NMS had a more in-depth combat system, and the polish that 343/Bungie lend to their games, I'd never stop playing.
davidwave4
NoMansSkyTheGame
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 17:37:08
In what way was it like Halo? Halo talks about many mystical/religious topics while CoD was entirely warfare focused. You haven't played it, haven't you? The only similar thing Halo and IW shared was the setting: space. By your logic, you could compare NMS to Halo, right? I mean, they're both in space and have spaceshi...
1
No one has ever described genitalia so gracefully.
StraightoutaBrompton
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 17:43:48
TIL that a "Cloaca" is an all-in-one hole which serves as a pee-hole + ass-hole + birth hole + in/out sex-hole. Birds have this all-purpose hole, as do some mammals, and 1 in 20,000 humans. Some turtles even breath through it, making it a 5-purpose hole for them.
1
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
NotBryzgoalie30
Conservative
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 17:53:41
Ohio State student: 'After terrorist attack I've learned Left's more scared of Trump than ISIS' - The College Fix
0
Immortals has a great chemistry now, i'm afraid felps in fnx position wouldn't work, felps would be a great replacement for fer not fnx.
gapil301
GlobalOffensive
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 18:23:35
Why would felps pass up on the opportunity of a lifetime to stay "classy" and not play with his idols?
1
You're missing a
TCup20
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 18:25:04
fire the coach. trade the qb for a 6 rounder. this team is done.
0
I'm 2-3, in 9th, with 697 points on the season..
Mshldm1234
fantasyfootball
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 15:11:53
Does anyone lead their league in points but are in last place? One of my leagues I'm in dead last, but have the most points in the league. I have 200 more points against me than most teams in the league. Probably the most frustrating part of FF.