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Guys, I found Chip's account!
fratzcatsfw
eagles
19
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 17:49:56
Time of possession means nothing if you don't score. The time of possession stat is pretty much meaningless.
0
You mean live in some shithole that's a shithole because all of its resources are being extracted forcibly and shipped to America so that it can be great again?
thunder-cricket
atheism
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 18:11:58
I can name terrible things that have happened anywhere at any point in history. It does not mean that there was also not greatness. It seems as if you are of the opinion that America never was, or could never be great. So I will continue to live here and make my country Great, and you can continue to live in whatever s...
0
I made a mod that included a new type of fireproof belt.
madmaster5000
factorio
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 18:10:26
Using belts for defence Now and then I have experimented with combining walls and belts, using the belts to push biter waves away from my turrets (as seen on google 'factorio belts defense'). But recently I found out the hard way that flamethrower turrets destroy the belts, making it rather costly to maintain. Has ever...
0
This election is making everybody crazy.
SL8Rfan
washingtondc
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 13:57:25
Maddys bartender refuses service to Trump supporters. Highly reasonable conversation ensues.
1
How dare you insult the glorious color buff
PolskaIz
AskAnAmerican
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 18:28:03
That yellow is awful though.
1
its only a revolution if you overthrow monarchs for liberals
kyleehappiness
ShitLiberalsSay
55
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 18:28:57
"Cuba's 'Revolution'"
1
""""""""""""""""""""INCREASES TOXICITY"""""""""""""""""""""""""
kyleehappiness
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 19:20:58
Oh, I didn't know.. did Riot said anything about it ?
1
Naw we just need some new blood in the office that will tell it like it is and stir things up!
Eva-Unit-001
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 18:35:25
It's as if being president of the US is some important job and the world is held together by delicate strings of diplomacy.
0
Chestnuts ROASTing on an open flame... lol
G8RBait15
gifs
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 18:36:13
You forgot about the part where they spend an hour reposting someone elses video on reddit. Oh shit, that's your job.
0
Hell yeah
Hey_Im_a_guy
Rivenmains
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 07:41:08
CAN I DO IT ?
1
Always good to hit the brakes full on when traction is low...
alittle_extreme
gifs
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 18:45:00
A snow plow driver loses control down a hill and hits a cop car, who just did the same thing and hit a bus, who did the same thing and hit another bus. Who did the same thing.
1
castle drakan needs a tier 95 agility course that depletes ur marks of grace
ThePtScream
2007scape
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 18:39:11
YES, and castle drakan needs a vampire boss.
1
The Clone Saga
RedLightning4Ever
comicbooks
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 19:19:28
I want to get into some Spider-Man but I'm so confused as to where to start! I just got a Marvel Unlimited sub so that I could dive into the marvel world, but I'm so confused about where to start. There are like 800000 variants of spider man. I'd also like to get into x-men and I'm having similar issues. Any help would...
1
Right... That's the worst part of this situation.....
Svargas05
AdviceAnimals
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 19:28:34
But you shouldn't go through someone's phone. So there is that.
0
You must like it loud, eh?
yegbialia
Edmonton
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 15:02:58
Agreed, I have to stay in first gear to go 30.
0
That scream was the funniest shit I've seen all month
doratheora
movies
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 20:04:07
The Mummy - Official Trailer
0
Did you follow her with a drone?
Bmaick
AskReddit
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 20:06:46
My wife
0
Que chingados?
Bmaick
videos
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 23:02:22
Nazi Child Dance Competition, Guadalajara MeXico
1
Yep, all the dems saying the vote was rigged in PA, MI, and WI, and Trump is against it because the recount will expose the truth, they dont live in a post truth world, only cons do!
time69renew
politics
-2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 20:17:54
That's actually Trump supporters living in a "post truth world", but hey, you did your best.
1
Dammit, Scott.
themightyduck12
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 20:45:40
I Just noticed the floor texture changes whenever Funtime Foxy moves
0
And are young enough to be embarrassed about this shit.
Beatdrop
gaming
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 20:59:24
ITT: people who live with their mom and dad
0
Eh, their defense of selections is bound to be insufficient to at least some group of fans.
grumpyold
CFB
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 21:13:38
Ranking teams however they like was supposed to be a feature and not a bug. The committee is supposed to be able to re rank the top 25 every week and avoid the pitfalls of sticky polls. Problem is, when you have a star chamber that gets to select and assign worth to teams in a billion dollar enterprise some transparenc...
0
"I was going to start regularly donating blood once I turned 16, but I think painting school projects with it would be much more productive."
The_Cat_Wizard
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 21:20:12
Your highest rated comment is your 2020 Presidential campaign slogan, what is it?
1
HIT MOMENTUM
prout_
NHLHUT
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 21:34:13
I know, i know. But dammit!
0
When people say shit like that I just want to say, "Well maybe if you actually dealt with your problems you wouldn't be so fucking anxious all the time."
strangelyliteral
relationships
15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 01:41:17
People have been using that excuse to avoid conversations they don't want to have for ages. I have a friend who is perpetually stuck in a partially committed relationship because every time she starts to broach the subject he starts talking about how it aggravates his anxiety and he can't deal with it blah blah blah bl...
1
Nein, it's everyone else that is underperforming )))
BurgerSupreme
Warthunder
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 21:48:39
"Germany is over-performing"
1
Your first born...
BurgerSupreme
Warthunder
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 19:55:03
How much does that dlc cost?
1
What, like Darth Vader build him?
-TheKingslayer-
StarWars
314
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 21:59:24
Gold droid is kinda meh, but maybe they'll give him a neat back story.
0
shh don't give it any ideas...its watching us....listening to us..
kerpele22
europe
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 17:11:22
They should wait until December 31st around midnight in case something goes wrong.
1
But they've only been there 200 times longer!
ienjoyedit
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 22:05:34
Strange, on your first day of work you're not intimidated by the person who's been there 10 months.
0
There's a third option, OP.
icecreammachine
AdviceAnimals
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 13:44:52
After years of little to no interaction with girls, I'm now wondering
1
Feature intended to give killers an easier time
wutadinosaur
deadbydaylight
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 22:32:13
Games starting with less than 4 survivors I noticed that games like these increased in frequency lately. It's bad if it starts with 3 survivors, but games with 2 and 1 survivors are 99% of time automatic depip and a huge waste of time. There's nothing you can do in this situation besides hope that the killer is either ...
1
Michelle Obama is a man, too!
David_Jay
magicTCG
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 22:39:20
Hillary's a lesbian?! Trump's a lizard person?! I missed those bulletins. Thanks for the heads up! Got some news to catch up on.
1
No it would be Islamophobic.
BourkesParrot
australia
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 22:41:21
Is it racist for me to think she doesn't deserve it ?
0
Why does not being a citizen make the murder worse?
str00p-wafel
forwardsfromgrandma
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 20:34:00
So fining people that sell guns to murderers is idiotic but this is intelligent?
0
with the amount of people going through disneyland, 2.59 per person is a lot of money for maintanance and upkeep of the machine.
usernameforatwork
todayilearned
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 02:44:06
2.59 for the cup+water+ice+breversge dispencer+ice duspencer+service+maintenance+cleaning+cleaning staff+electricity. I hate when clients exclaim :"TWO DOWLARZ FOR WOTER AND SUGAR?"
0
On this as well... What sad is that this is a deal.... Even accounting for the price hike...
Morgsz
technology
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 23:20:05
And you probably pay less than what we pay for half that speed here in Canada. I have 150mbps with Shaw at $80/month, but will go up to $139/month once the promo ends :(
0
Ahri, Tristana, Thresh
NaClOriginallySalty
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 23:55:13
Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.
1
I'm so glad we don't have any memes because endless videos of stupid assholes getting seriously injured is just *so* much more enjoyable
PenguinsHaveSex
youtubehaiku
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 23:57:20
IT'S MEMELESS MONDAY! MEMES ARE BANNED FOR TODAY. Today is **Memeless Monday**!!! All memes are banned for today only! If you see a meme posted today (after this post was made), then please report it. Thanks!
0
Really neat!
CapitalistCat
witcher
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 04:51:07
Short movie showing the skills of director of upcoming Witcher series. English subs available
0
Oh I'm dumb thanks
Cthulhuonpcin144p
hearthstone
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 15:17:09
It's [[Thing from below]].
1
prolly woulda done better tbh
_greezy
baseball
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 00:21:31
Maybe Trumbo should have tried fielding with his bat?
1
gibby's inner racist came out: they all look the same
_greezy
Torontobluejays
-15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 21:52:00
Stroke mid-sentence?
1
I thought the safe schools program was a Marxist conspiracy...
Kodizzie
australia
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 00:37:11
The liberals have a great plan... safe schools! Not sure about the Liberals. Pray to god for forgiveness until you are 'cured'?
1
Nailed it.
smellofhydrocarbons
Political_Revolution
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 00:54:05
Because he panders too much to anyone he can.
0
A giant mall and the surrounding town.
oCrapaCreeper
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 19:38:40
Is the location a mall?
1
Now you're getting it, you slimy piece of shit.
datchilla
stevenuniverse
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:07:43
pokemon R&B you say? i can dig this
1
Deep...
lbmchale
NoFap
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:12:51
No problem.
1
Ahhh there were less people to choose from back then.
bankholdup5
AdviceAnimals
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:17:37
Just his second wife was his cousin. Not sure if that makes it worse or not.
0
Welcome to new Edan
Andrew7392
blackdesertonline
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:27:36
there's irony in the fact that the only way an orwen guild lost is when another orwen guild merged with manup
1
yeah but it lit up
OhhAtAll
rupaulsdragrace
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:28:53
Ginger's Future of Drag
1
oh yea for sure
t3rneado
funny
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:40:49
Is that you OP?
1
He just missed a shot
Raptorer
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:44:13
To all those people who say DeRozan is an offensive black hole chucker, I hope you're watching this, he's evolved his game and is now more than willing to create for his teammates.
1
Don't worry, long after they're gone we'll say the same about people still waiting for a builder's update.
helpstuckinminecraft
Minecraft
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 01:56:32
Oh, there's people actually still waiting for that?
0
Didn't they start using this term back in 2008?
Packerfan735
apple
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 17:51:08
"iPhone killer" People still using this? Lol.
0
I've thought he was a ILB the entire time lol
GetsThruBuckner
nyjets
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:35:17
Stanford plays OLB, while Henderson is an ILB.
0
Why specifically?
JarRules
TACPodcast
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 02:30:48
Savjz I can't wait to hear Jocelyn talking about Savjz's Number 1. Legend run in this week's episode.
1
gio for cutch straight up, who says no?
Johnnyboy_34
baseball
22
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 02:40:04
Gio seems most likely to be traded away as part of a deal for a hitter.
0
As an artist, a seamstress, and a female this has always driven me nuts.
CharlieChuu
TrollXChromosomes
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 02:41:54
Accurate.
0
Amy Dumbowski, opening her mouth again!
Synthdawg_2
alaska
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 02:49:07
Anchorage Assembly Member Amy Demboski Targets Wasilla Man with Fake News Alleging 'Islamic Compound' - Alaska Commons
1
Don't defenders attack?
Dauntless__vK
Overwatch
15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 02:51:52
They were the defenders and Junkrat was the one pushing, but yes.
0
what are your top 5 "bang for the buck"
g-spot_adept
headphones
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:09:02
I'm lost
0
There should be a thread with lots of 1 credit classes somewhere on this subreddit.
guayaquilguava
ASU
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 17:44:16
1 credit class I'm 1 credit short of what I need for the semester. Does anyone know of a 1 credit class that's fairly easy and not very time consuming? It can be session A, B, or C, and preferably on the Tempe campus.
1
Not if the Gay Fish People who did 9/11 have anything to say about it...!
RepelGropers
politics
14
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:21:01
Will General Flynn Bust the DC Pizzagate Pedophile Ring?
1
It's ok when a Republican does it.
RepelGropers
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 22:31:29
Pence hands out pay raises, awards before leaving office
0
cobrastan is not a real country
CarioGod
pcmasterrace
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 22:50:05
An old gem (Papers, Please)
0
Buy it before hand since its legal, leave it sealed so you can get thru security, get a locker or use a friend's to keep it in the venue.
GryphonEDM
ElectricForest
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:23:16
Is AlphaBrain prevalent in the Forest? I'm not into drugs but I love having an edge. Does anyone sell AlphaBrain in the Forest so I can have an edge? Or does anybody sell edges in the Forest? an edgevendor? I need to form sentences well in the Forest
0
The crazy thing is there wasn't even a game thread or post game thread for this game.... smh
remymanigold
CFB
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-03 23:48:35
That's the best play I've seen in this thread.
1
Ahh yes but you missed the most important part of the statement "the GUY with the most money wins" and Trump spent more than Johnson so this holds true
stalinvsgodzilla
NoShitSherlock
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:27:51
Hillary spent half a billion dollars. Much, MUCH more than Trump.
0
Whipped cream
Rubyjunk
oddlysatisfying
15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 03:06:36
These cool snow swirls on logs that look like ice cream
0
Persia.
Rhadamantus2
MapPorn
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 02:23:27
How does Iran have a different name?
1
Washington outsider Chelsea Clinton!
PBFT
politics
50
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:43:55
Who?
0
He's cute though
mnmnstrd
nyjets
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:47:33
this is what happens when you draft QBs because you like the way they look
0
We'll all float on
Gerhard_Rosberger
AskReddit
836
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 03:53:50
And you'll float, too.
1
Did you get permission from video owner to post this on reddit?
liamhogan
soccer
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 04:05:45
Lee Trundle scores with a clever penalty routine
0
Plus... C'mon... Don't we ALL go a little nuts *accessorizing* the Barbie-for-boys?
NeckBeardtheTroll
Firearms
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 23:00:15
I'm not sure if it's pink pistols, but I do know an organization centered around firearm training and education towards the gay community, their slogan is "gays with guns don't get bashed"
0
colorizebot
AChaoticPenguin
me_irl
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 05:09:03
me irl
1
a more appropriate word would be *Stone Edge*
Kyle_Clashes
pokemongo
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 05:14:07
Living on the edge...
1
Yeah that doesn't sound like a very realistic trade... Hunwick for Hamilton on the other hand..
lBurnsyl
hockey
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 05:22:33
I was listening to Hockey Central at noon and they were talking about a possible JVR for Dougie Hamilton trade and I almost slipped in the shower I was laughing so hard and they were talking as if it would be a good deal for both sides....
1
we should trade him for future picks
Grochen
nba
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 05:26:53
You guys think Klay's recovered from his slump yet?
1
Yeah, but was he ever a community organizer?
VierDee
The_Donald
15
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 05:29:06
He grew up in Detroit public housing with an illiterate mother and managed to become the head of pediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins, performing over 10000 successful brain surgeries. He's incredibly smart and knows what needs to be done to help pull other people out of the swamp of inner city life.
0
Can't wait to fuck up my dick
throwaway_uglyfox
bodybuilding
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 05:49:20
Add sufficient deca and/or tren and say goodbye to your libido
0
Who's to say?
cIumsythumbs
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-10 03:52:53
Well that identifies the John Mulaney in the room
1
Because politically active teenagers are like unicorns, and trigger warnings are only used for things people disagree with and not for sensitive topics like rape or violence
CannonLongshot
ukpolitics
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 06:53:16
Yeah because opposing political views are every bit as horrifying as that Alien chest-burster scene or hardcore pornography. I don't know if you've noticed, but odds are good that if you're old enough to be involved in politics then chances are age ratings in films likely don't mean much to you anymore.
0
Right now stock on those, but I'm doing some research on upgrading it.
playersbro
airsoft
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 07:01:34
What hop rubber and barrel you running in it?
1
Just oneshot Cenarius myth without reading any guide, easy game
Pr0gger
wow
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 07:31:15
TIL LFR is endgame.
0
It's a fact that I am right and you can't disprove it.
netflix-and-maga
news
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 02:21:13
Im done explaining this to you. Go back to licking the windows, or eating paint chips. Good day sir.
0
Hamstring
scouting4food
Gunners
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 17:46:34
caught the 2nd half. What happened to mustafi?
1
Tits or gtfo!
DingusMacLeod
CHICubs
-7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 08:03:19
Half naked women get thousands of up votes; how many for our boys in blue?
1
I'M AWAKE AND I'M STILL INSULTED BY THE EVENT
the_ammar
FFBraveExvius
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 08:20:46
Wow, this comment is on the positive side? Guess the ones flooding the subreddit with how bad the event is are sleeping or in school now. Anyways have an upvote.
0
woah SoJ has too many prank references lol
TheSuperthingymabob
AceAttorney
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 00:42:06
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
0
He just needs some mealworms and he's good to go :)
Frigginapples
UIUC
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 09:07:27
I won't be here for all of break so I don't think I would be able to, but I was thinking about getting a hedgehog of my own last year and did a lot of research into it. Aren't hedgehogs usually very closed off pets that take a while to adjust to a new person? Or is your Q-tip one of the more social ones?
0
This, people, is what's called optimism.
Abollix
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 09:51:04
You were that good she lost consciousness!?
0
I was kidding around xD
dankpie
cyanogenmod
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 21:11:57
wtf? troll lol
0
Now it's nothing but "donald did this, donald said that, Donalds friend from pre school said this about him!"
Scoobyblue02
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 13:07:25
i still think its funny reddit put in that front page spam prevention thing in right after sanders dropped out and the_donald startede getting popular, after having nothing but sanders posts covering the front page for months.
0
darius.. hec.. vi
Mobilify
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 09:14:04
and who kills towers?
1
How else would you know *which* crime is a problem?
factsRcool
politics
22
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 12:02:59
Seriously, they've got a tag that is literally "black crime" totally not racist though
0
I would also recommend the awper to retreat towards T spawn, because if CTs will decide to save in the middle of rotation, they will most likely stay closer to their own spawn.
Vispooh
GlobalOffensive
-12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 12:23:11
Try not to let the AWP'er exit bombsites alone I've seen it happen way too often on all kinds of ranks. Done it myself as well. You successfully take and hold a bombsite as Ts, the CTs are saving and occasionally waiting for exit frags. You all start leaving the bombsite through all the different exits, to reduce the p...
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I've done this before and it's pretty easy to use up all your toons and be stuck with little progress.
themangeorge
SWGalaxyOfHeroes
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-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 12:44:06
Anyone else doing the 'reverse GW run' for the last node(s) in GW? What the hell is a reverse GW run? Well it's what I'm calling it when you get to a super hard node like the last one where you know your main team will get demolished so you start with a much crappier team and keep moving up so that when your main team ...
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You should add to yours TrashKiller.
ceaRshaf
deadbydaylight
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2016-12
2016-12-06 13:02:40
Great name