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Perhaps you should stop breaking the law then you wouldn't get sprayed so often.
lonepiper
Hamilton
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 16:28:26
We already have that... it's called Sabre Red pepper spray and it's the worst 30 minutes of my life that I had to go through 3 times.
0
It pissed me off that the Death Troopers kicked ass until it was time for them to not kick and they all stepped out from behind their cover one at a time to get killed.
WalrusExtraordinaire
StarWarsLeaks
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-16 22:46:06
Except the stormtroopers killed quite a few rebels...
0
Yeah, I had to turn the channel and I mean they just slo-mo'ed that flashing light thinking that people don't have epilepsy or something, smh.
mr_antman85
bengals
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-25 04:31:13
Thanks NFL Network, I just had a seizure. JesusGhhajzah zhhha
1
Yeah, because we don't take too kindly to consistency around here.
Japonator
skyrim
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 17:31:55
This is always my gut reaction to things like this..someone finds one odd little plot hole or lore inconsistency of some given game/movie/medium and acts like every other aspect is 100% accurate, and works within the laws of nature. Splitting hairs..
1
I know!
Interceox
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 17:32:58
What a jerk.
1
Because nim deathmantle is just such a nice fair card...
Dyllbert
EDH
-4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 17:47:07
Infinite Mana + Tokens + Artifacts + Creatures + Life +damage + Kill on turn 4
0
Ik wil thuis gewoon Riders of Icarus/LoL placements grinden, ipv in een te warme bus een blikje half lauwe redbull drinken.
trybard
theNetherlandsFree
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 16:37:31
Eindeloze Slow Chat: 600 abonnees!
1
No, they'll be millionaires because of his tax cuts!
amalgaman
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 17:51:01
and now because of his actions his own daughters will end up suffering for his stupidity. it's like a real-life metaphor for trump voters and their kids.
1
Sounds like Paul is trying to appropriate trans people's experiences
AlseidesDD
KotakuInAction
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 18:02:19
'Ghostbusters' Director Paul Feig: What I Learned About Being a Woman This Year.
0
A childish clown can exist.
Takimara
InjusticeMobile
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 20:38:43
Clown or child can't be both :)
1
they are late for their own funeral
RQK1996
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 18:08:51
To those who run red lights, where are you going?
1
I hope they decide to run a full season!
draik11
USCR
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 18:15:00
Shock announcement of silly season! I don't believe it!
1
Solar roads!
p3t3r133
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 18:23:01
Inductive roads would be incredibly expensive, and would waste a lot of power. The way it works is that you run current through one coil, and another coil of the same frequency has a current reduced as a consequence. So you'd have all these roads with power running through them constantly. Much more efficient to just c...
0
theyre good
ChaoticWeg
baseballcirclejerk
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 10:23:49
R/Baseballcirclejerk roast of: The Montreal Expos (420/69) Vive les Expos! Vive Youppi! Vive Evan Longoria!
0
Just get an SNMP/Managment card, I am pretty sure you can do with the PowerChute software
PM_ME_YOUR_SBR
homelab
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 15:08:55
It's not great. I couldn't tell you exactly, but if the power went out for more than a few minutes I would probably start shutting things down. Of course, I'm at college, so if the power did go out I don't think I'd even be able to get in to shut things down. Guess I should talk to my Dad about that. What we really nee...
0
We'd all probably be happier if Idiocracy were really real
Zhanyloirinx
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 19:05:58
idiocracy is now real.
1
200*0 is still 0
DKTHUNDR
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 19:16:18
And has 200 times as many spiders.
0
what about 5D?
sheikchilli
math
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 22:55:18
The 24-cell is the only regular polytope in greater than three dimensions with no obvious analogue in 3D.
1
What a good thing that Greece gave up some sovereignty so that they could be forced to register and take the migrants then!
Thorbee
europe
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 19:25:47
Pretty sure the hotspots are EU-run by now, no? At least they were supposed to be
1
Lucian vs Olaf such easy match up
AceofSpades23
leagueoflegends
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 19:31:09
Mouse is so fucking bad holy shit. How do you lose that matchup.
1
Yup that's why everyone has one
AceofSpades23
leagueoflegends
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 14:48:54
coaches are useless LUL
1
The gains goblin comes and steals your gains
Sterineb
Fitness
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 19:33:24
What will happen if I stop lifting for 10 days?
1
How progressive of Sweden to allow these people free reign to make everyone feel at home!
SeeattleSeehawks
KotakuInAction
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 20:05:32
(in Norwegian) Some areas in Sweden are now worse for women than Kurdistan was 40 years ago, according to Kurdish woman. Women do not dare to go out at night due to Islamist "moral police"
0
Please God, don't let me embarrass myself in front of Denice...
James_099
holdmybeer
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 22:15:54
HMB while I ride my bike off this ramp into a swimming pool
1
They didn't pull it out of their arse, they pulled it from the 1995 fee guide, which I'm sure we can assume is the same cost we're paying now, thanks to all the competition out there!
thisismyfirstday
alberta
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 20:28:13
About. Bloody. Time. Having a fee guide means that insurance coverage will actually cover the amount, rather than a percentage of some number the insurance company pulled out of their arse.
1
Just call it 'i'
dmc_2930
C_Programming
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 20:31:47
Naming conventions? Is there a preferred way of naming variables in C? Suppose I have the following variable, which would be the best choice in terms of length and style and how do we pick good choices generally: circularPermutation, circular_permutation, circularpermutation, circPermutation, circpermutation, circPermu...
0
If we were paying him about 10M it'd be perfect....
ep29
nba
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 21:57:58
Not terrible but not worth 17 million
0
You'll find out in 4 days
SinistralGuy
DestinyTheGame
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 18:20:11
Hey Bungie, can we get a firm yes or no on whether there will be a weapon balance patch with the dawning?
0
That orange yolk, though.
foxsci
seriouseats
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 20:40:38
Kenji's oyakodon recipe. Turned out delicious, and was super easy to make. I just moved to Japan so this was a great way to christen my kitchen. Link to recipe in comments.
0
Bless ur soul OP
tommy9695
pokemon
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 14:10:19
If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.
1
Yea i find it so annoying when people are trying to bring an apparent child sex trafficking ring to light and try encouraging an intelligent discussion on the evidence, theres more important uses for Reddit like insulting Trump and sharing cats.
putadickinit
conspiracy
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 21:13:53
YES! IT'S ALL REAL! WHY ISN'T ANYBODY ELSE TALKING ABOUT IT! EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME! That's how I view the people pushing this agenda.
0
Just take the upvote and go.
SensibleMadness
AskReddit
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 21:17:47
The "E" was at the end of the axe.
1
Because California isn't in a drought, they just need to release less water from their reservoirs.
Smole388
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 21:21:33
Why don't we just helicopter those in to places like CA and Flint? Come on Trump!
0
So what you are saying, is none of the pre-existing non-standard maps don't fit what you want in a non-standard map, yet you advocate for their existence in competitive?
Insertions_Coma
RocketLeague
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 21:25:38
yes because they have a place in a competitive game. people who dont like them are people who wont try to learn them. im all for more nonstandard maps as long as some aspects are standard, like height, the 45 degree corners, and the wall lips.
0
What is Rebels?
Snow_42
leagueoflegends
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 20:29:45
"Some of you guessed team that I got offers from, but I can't really tell" PSG and Rebels were spammed in chat.
0
BREAKING: OP posts repost from over 2 years ago
RoryAtWork
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 17:41:34
Old man posts 2 years worth of mail in the dog poo box
1
It's just a theory
Dawidko1200
worldnews
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 21:37:48
Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity'
1
Didn't think I needed the
Nevuary
BMW
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 21:54:13
*mate = m8*
0
You ruined it.
i_suckdick_at_league
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 16:57:29
Because it says "or"
0
I used to when I was broke but i'm fortunate enough now to be in a position where I can take more than good care of myself.
alexisstarr19
Shoplifting
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-25 18:26:19
Does anyone here not lift, but just browse because it's interesting?
1
Theres your problem
Coge1
Overwatch
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 22:32:33
ps4
1
Neo was above him but that doesn't matter because Allied used to be somewhat relevant and should be catered to and never denied any role he wants regardless of pick order.
Smoothiem
Smite
-17
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 22:33:57
He's trying to get a role just because he's a streamer/ex-pro player? Was Neo above him in pick order?
1
Personally, I'd like to see a wrestling ring in Congress, some thrown chairs, and McConnell as the ring master.
Cynner
NorthCarolina
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 22:45:16
Jesus fucking Christ President Camacho has become reality. Only the creator of Beavis and Butthead could have predicted this travesty.
0
fiduciary
adriellealways
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 22:51:04
Without explaining the reasoning behind it, what's your inside joke?
0
So were we...
lambquentin
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 22:56:15
Two weeks before Katrina, my undergrad oceanography class watched a fairly recent PBS documentary on what would happen to New Orleans if a massive hurricane hit. Afterwards, my professor was categorically unimpressed with the government.
1
But there's 2 whole spices of bread !
lightning_balls
GifRecipes
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 22:57:52
I imagine this is one of the most healthiest recipes seen on this sub.
1
I blame TheRealKx3D.
GN_Austin
fnafcringe
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 22:59:28
Reports 1: involuntary pornography ?
0
Barren's chat member berries are the best!
wilderthanu93
wow
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 18:47:28
member when only alliance had paladins and horde only had shamans
0
Come on Honda...
BayLAGOON
whitecapsfc
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 02:06:05
Official: Masato Kudo has been transferred to J-League side Sanfrecce Hiroshima
1
Well as long as the smoke is clear and white, there couldn't possibly be anything toxic in it
Actually_a_Patrick
Futurology
-3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 23:36:31
To fill in here, I have absolutely no idea about the process of this or what it does, just that this is the facility that produces our "warmth". Not sure if it amounts to anything, the facility actually has four wind turbines behind it and it only produces clear white smoke.
1
Good luck...unless your a EE.
Choseauniquepassword
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 23:55:48
I'M INFILTRATING THE CUCKS FROM THE INSIDE TODAY. I have to go to a social justice play for my engineering college. Wish me luck - barfs -
0
No one said it was from a cutscene either.
KageOfSimurgh
KingdomHearts
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 23:57:02
Yeah, I'm sure it's from a cutscene. No one ever said it's real time lol
0
Poolseidon :( but other than that it's dark lord SWK and bass drop Janus
C3_Carnag3
Smite
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 23:59:08
What are your favorite skins(No, you dont have to own it)? Dragon Knight Ao Kuang, Classic Hades, Demon Pact Anubis.
1
Russians are responsible for the fake news.
Peacinator
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 00:13:40
I thought it was russians?
0
general admission
lejoo
Music
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 00:50:17
GA ticket?
1
There is not nothing wrong with this
bradxd
GlobalOffensive
-2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 00:59:06
Typing / Grammar Error in the "USP-S | Cyrex" Weapon Description
0
She's having my baby.
teebright
MMA
-5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 01:08:31
Anna Elmose: I'm retiring as a fighter.
0
A golden god of aggressively bad games.
Hugokarenque
TwoBestFriendsPlay
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 01:14:14
David Cage is like...(finish the sentence) ...
0
Duplicitous is a cool word
ExtremelyJaded
korea
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 12:30:09
The "me first/I'm #1!" attitude and fake respect I ordered take-out, showed up at the place. They weren't ready. Obviously they were slammed. About 6 more people showed up after me, and each of them crammed around the counter to be the "first" person. "Why is this taking so long?!" Waiting 5 extra minutes isn't a big d...
1
well then you can give me a free 1080!
Gabe_Follower
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 01:58:05
Got to work for Nvidia and ESL Gaming this year so I thought I'd treat myself by building my first gaming rig!
1
I don't see any problem
Gabe_Follower
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 21:45:41
Was wondering why my cpu was overheating...
1
Just can't stand all these no name guests.
TwinkiesForAmerica
DailyShow
39
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 02:18:42
Obama will be on "The Daily Show" on Monday
0
wow, I completely forgot about the whole balloon boy sound thing.
Nickels_87
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 02:26:47
Unless Michael's desire for revenge can finally overpower Springtrap's programming, all William has to do is rig up some automated Balloon Boy recordings in different rooms of wherever.
1
Plus she's running a child slavery/porn ring out of a pizza shop's basement in DC!
codevii
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 02:42:40
but at least we didn't elect that chick who didn't do emails right.
1
hmmm.
MyNameIsSpeed
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 03:42:50
I mean you could probably hold gaben at gun point and request for him to unban them but realistically no
0
That you're not a special snowflake.
rulerofthehell
DarkHumor
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 09:04:08
But I laughed. What does that say about me?
1
Be faster.
Speknawz
Battlefield
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 04:16:00
Yes! Was playing this morning as a medic and it's very frustrating to run to someone and get to them just as they skip.
1
1.6 Lacks per month ... sab black money vaale hain
f03nix
india
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 04:24:51
I don't know if there is any such Randian. Look up and down this thread, then the front page. This subreddit's disdain for Modi is loud and deep.
0
It's a reference to the song Human by The Killers if I'm not mistaken.
Odysseus2112
fo4
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 04:28:51
Could someone explain this for me? The joke or reference is totally flying over my head.
0
Unapologetically adaptorial
HarveyHound
apple
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-06 09:06:25
Comes with adapter. Everyone needs to chill about this change. Ya, it sucks, but look at how many headphones/earphones are going wireless/bluetooth? This is just a change to anticipate further advances in the industry.
0
A comeback is a comeback LOL
Nfrontofyomamazhouse
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 04:41:24
I like how they said the Chiefs were down 0-3 like that's a HUGE deficit to come back from lol
0
Not from Texas, but the line up at Lights All Night in Dallas for New Years Eve really grabbed my attention and made me want to go all the way over there from California.
Nfrontofyomamazhouse
aves
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 21:52:59
Texas ravers? I'll be moving to the Austin area very soon and I just wanted to know what are some raves, clubs, or venues that I should go to? Also what are the best festivals to go to in texas? Thanks!
1
Men, because we're better than Women at everything by default.
RedXRulez
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 05:21:44
Who enjoys sex the most, men or women?
1
Terrible aim you should unmarry!
barbalace
Rainbow6
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 05:38:49
We were all biting our nails
1
Yeah but...if you're cold, they're cold.
RandyJackson
nashville
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 06:00:59
While I baby my dogs, they live outside and there is nothing wrong with that. I built them an insulated dog house with heat. They are happy as clams. This way they can leave their warm box to pee or whatever without waking me up. Also they can warn me of burglars, which they have done in the past.
0
i'm going with yes
LazDude2012
FULLCOMMUNISM
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 06:02:21
Does that mean gulag for all straight uses of dildo
1
Um, you aren't supposed to be NICE to your ENEMY during times of WAR, lib-tards.
knowledgeableicculus
HumanPorn
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 06:07:47
A young Japanese boy awaits interment at an American camp in 1942. Photographed by Dorothea Lange.
1
Isn't there a one week spoiler rule on this sub
drmonocleVII
RWBY
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 06:17:07
Spoilers: No.
1
Sora is already Xehanort
drmonocleVII
KingdomHearts
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 04:48:47
Xehanort & Sora sit the same. It's possible that I may be reading a bit too much into this but after watching the 2.8 trailer for like the 10th time I realized that Xehanort is sitting on the throne in the same way that Sora does in the cover of KH 1.5. Maybe it's symbolism/parallels, maybe it's nothing. Thoughts?
0
Noted po
Khaizehljoybehs
Philippines
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 09:46:44
Yan yun bessie ni Abercrombie.
0
Your Upkeep is before your Draw, by the way.
JabroniMurph
magicTCG
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 07:06:34
If my opponent casts silence at the beginning of my upkeep after my draw, can I respond with instants of my own like fireball or shard volley? What about creatures with flash? We're having a hard time understanding the rules of this card so any advice helps.
0
Haven't played the previous game Tomb Raider but this game seriously looks like it's going to fill the Uncharted-shaped hole in my heart.
casino_r0yale
PS4
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 04:37:07
Rise of the Tomb Raider: Exploring Croft Manor in PS VR
0
The perfect weapon
Kapitan_eXtreme
funhaus
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 22:41:58
The quintessential gamer!
0
The guy in the video sounds like fat guy who lives in his mothers basement
ohsnapitserny
CODZombies
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 01:32:29
APOTHICON SERVANT UPGRADE HAS BEEN FOUND
1
Yes, the man with 3 consecutive 1000 yard seasons to start his career while hosting a 4.3 career YPC will be complete and utter shit getting 20+ carries a game behind one of the best lines in the league.
regdie
fantasyfootball
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 07:58:27
Honestly depends on what the other RBs are. I can't see Morris being more than an RB2 even with that line.
1
Nah it's just some shitty 2d Minecraft rip-off
Lionheart1189
Terraria
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 08:01:20
Wow, looks like a fun game!
1
Don't they mean 'white fascism' cause you know 'brown fascism' is like totally not a thing...
abacusreiki
worldnews
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 08:27:00
Human rights standards worldwide are under "unprecedented pressure", the UN said Thursday, warning that "the rhetoric of fascism" was becoming commonplace in parts of Europe and the United States.
0
Hurts my eyes so bad to look at ball far away
benikens
RocketLeague
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 09:12:54
I just hate the double/triple vision of the ball at times.
0
Can absolutely relate to this.
blckbx
Drugs
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 00:00:15
Thank you for telling me how I am feeling. When you smoke as much as I do you absolutely get physical withdrawls from weed. Insomnia and lack of appetite are the two main ones for me.
1
But he isn't racist or misogynistic.
Florac
facepalm
46
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 10:36:38
r/the_donald explaining Star Wars.
1
No worries I drink diet coke
andreasxp
AskReddit
29
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 10:52:30
and diabetus too.
0
Moan to victory
GolumAmicicide
pathofexile
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 21:26:52
when u havent had a 6 link all year and u finally get one
0
Don't argue with idiots; sell them snake oil.
1-800-Henchman
talesfromtechsupport
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 10:57:51
I used to work tech support for a cable internet provider, I had way too many calls where customers would argue with me about whether or not they needed to plug in the POWER CABLE for their cable modems because "it's supposed to be wireless". I still don't understand why people would call for help, then set about argui...
0
I don't think the MacBook can charge adequately off external batteries, the MacBook will just charge the battery pack.
Sphincterzilla
apple
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 11:34:56
Get a slim USB c external battery.
1
Racing harnesses don't retract bro!
Arlington_Ent
Shitty_Car_Mods
31
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 12:41:42
Posted on Facebook by NSW Highway Patrol
1
Yeah big deal, Trump had his own TV show!
obey-the-fist
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 12:43:11
TIL JFK carried one of his injured crew members through 4 miles in water to a small island after a Japanese ship attacked the vessel he was commanding.
0
the election isn't going to be postponed you don't have to worry
Kizmmit
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 17:14:01
...starting to **joke** about...
1
To spread the revolution to the market of course!
toomanymidichlorians
shittankiessay
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 13:02:10
If they were requisitioning wheat to feed starving comrades, then why were they selling it on the international market (at extremely low prices, at that)?
0
You might be right, but the correct response to "I'm not sure if the light is red or green" is not "let's run it and find out".
PapaDoobs
Roadcam
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 15:47:17
Car behind the truck probably couldn't see the light until it was too late.
0
Edelweiss, edelweiss, bless my homeland forever.
Zebradots
worldnews
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 18:26:01
Nazi toilet paper for sale at Dublin auction