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Plus it's finals time for most students, normally this is disrespectful but this is really bad.
pattonxbody
childfree
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 13:35:45
People like the idiot on the left is the reason the dipshits who organize this shit continue to get away with it. A college library is for study.
0
*TRIGGERED*
Tborg42
Jokes
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 13:40:40
Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter.
0
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
The_Curious
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 15:02:15
If someone held you at gunpoint and told you that they would only let you go if you could recite a song back perfectly word-for-word, what song would you pick?
1
well , at this price, you cant afford not to buy it.
12poulet21
gaming
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 15:33:26
Incredible price drop on The Last Guardian at GameStop
0
Got the same mouse myself, goes really well with the white accents on the STRAFE RGB :)
penclick6
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 17:20:17
My hand has ascended
0
Ancient ROTMG.
MLGsec
RotMG
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 00:09:00
I got this!
0
deft is crying right now
rainbow__kitten
leagueoflegends
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 16:00:14
Mata: "I still think Uzi is the best laning ADC in the world."
0
Othello there :)
Kowalski416
gonewild
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 15:50:23
"That's a fair thought to lie between maid's legs"
0
Crying when Spike fell of a bridge and apparently died fighting a wolf in Rugrats The Movie.
ChiefParzival
movies
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 16:07:38
What is your most vivid theater memory? In honor of the Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer coming out last night/this morning I decided tonight is the perfect time to rewatch Sam Raimi's Spider-Man. I was born in 1991, I know I saw films in theaters before Spider-Man. I have a ticket stub for Disney's Hunchback of Norte Da...
0
Sounds good.
SR-Rage
starcitizen
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 16:20:13
Thanks and the plan is to make one of these for each of the ship brochures released so there will be one for the Polaris soon
1
...
anonuisance
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 16:23:07
As if MAGA were anything more than a slogan. Pray tell, what concrete policies will Trump enact that are beneficial to workers? Will it be the reversal of overtime rules? Perhaps the rollback of clean air standards? Tax cuts for people several brackets above them? Erosion of civil service employee protections? Further ...
1
What is Finland doing there
procrastigamer
Polandballart
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 17:11:04
Iberian Family 1139
1
Left Shark costume.
FluxBuddyDan
unturned
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 17:19:10
Cosmetic Idea for Hawaii It could come from a Hawaii box (like the Russia one), basically one of those shark-fins you strap on your back and you swim around with it sticking out above the surface of the water.
0
Pretty much, and to this day what bothered me the most is the font they used.
Doodle_strudel
ffxiv
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 17:45:58
Exactly. What it did was stupid :) The menus weren't unintuitive or anything, and if it had been for a different type of game it would've been fine... ...but FFXI and FFXIV were coded by space chimps that thought they were working on something completely different.
1
to show that you're not a pleb
unclairvoyance
MechanicalKeyboards
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 17:39:21
I just don't get the blank keycaps.
0
Because it reduces special and primary damage ... I just want airborne solar burn gjally.. );
Onecooldude123
DestinyTheGame
13
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 10:59:59
I honestly don't understand this complaint, nothing wrong with small arms.
0
Can you elaborate on the 'Obama' part of your comment?
2pumpTrump
news
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 18:04:01
Is it? I voted for her, but I also watched the debate. I may have to rewatch, though, given this information. It would also be great to find out what Obama knew and when.
1
Glad to see they're nerfing the Mist Lynx by taking away those structure bonuses.
discometalstu
OutreachHPG
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 18:06:49
PATCH NOTES - 1.4.90 - 13-DEC-2016
1
Well yeah, but who doesn't?
Twirrim
scifi
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 18:18:54
Thanks, I thought he had something against Spaniards.
0
Het gaat erom dat je selectief mensen voortrekt op basis van een prestatie.
Zakitaki
thenetherlands
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 12:06:28
Ik zie niet hoe die conclusie volgt uit wat ik zeg. Maar voor de duidelijkheid, nee ik vind niet dat mensen die geen geld hebben genoegen moeten nemen met minder(e) zorg.
0
This comment courtesy of Bill Simmons...
darkestlight0
nba
-7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 21:24:54
Bill Russell if he could just get his age under control. He's really let it get pretty high over the last 50 years or so.
1
John Stones to score the winner
xfore
soccer
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 19:21:04
Nolito goal vs Leicester (4-2)
1
Buff goobis Change his ult to "Goobis now hits all gods in the map with his ultimate without missing, His ultimate hits mid air and goes through aegis" Seems like a necessary buff
SlicedNugget
Smite
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 19:32:37
Or we can just stop buffing this god that doesn't need buffs.
0
It's 200 sulfur per rock with pick axe, so it's only 20 rocks.
Heksalajt
playrust
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 19:57:09
Raiding balance I believe someone done the maths recently confirming that you would have to hit over 30 sulpher nodes to get enough to destroy 1 stone wall. Chainsaw - 2 pipe, 2 spring, 2 gears, 1 semi auto body This beast runs on lowgrade fuel, takes 100 lowgrade to cut down a wooden wall. Very noisey when operating a...
1
Well I mean it is a 9mm, if you wanted something that could actually kill, you'd get a .45
FlightOfTheCondors
EDC
-3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 20:19:43
As opposed to those non murder weapons.
1
nothin since im not god
MarkRoad
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 20:22:14
Reddit, what do you try not to judge people for?
1
While we are at it let's also remove the times that I jerked off this year.
creep_lord
Incels
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 20:36:18
Are you saying I should get rid of my times visiting prostitutes statistics page on my tinder profile?
0
Fake account
madhatta42
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 21:13:30
Fake news
0
The stat I read was only for the playoffs, probably different for regular season.
kappasquad420
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 21:20:28
Actually Jordan was 30% according to bball-ref, what's your sauce ?
1
Staff are all at their Christmas party so they shut the network down.
networknazi
Winnipeg
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 21:39:20
What's going on with mts LTE?
1
Nah, he's talking about the Gattaca-brand genetic therapy.
skyman724
todayilearned
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 21:40:52
I hate to be *That guy* but do you mean generic? Normally I wouldn't bring it up but it really threw me off haha
1
Except Breitbart and InfoWars, everything there is true, right?
TaylorS1986
dataisbeautiful
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 22:03:21
It is a prime example as to why you shouldn't put any stock in the news. The coverage felt wrong all year Even with all the polling data and "expert analysis" I felt a Trump victory coming a long way out
1
Social "Science" isn't REAL science, silly!
TaylorS1986
AskReddit
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 15:43:30
As an anthropologist, this is 90% of Reddit on social issues. The unwavering arrogance that these armchair experts wield is only rivaled by their dismissiveness towards actual professionals in the fields of hard and social science.
0
Maybe one of their asses is broken
evlgns
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 17:22:43
Overheard my downstairs neighbor arguing with his girlfriend on the phone again. Something about how she slept with their pot dealer. He said, and I quote "DONT CALL ME NO MUTHAFUCKIN BOOBOO ASS!" What does that even mean?
0
I love the post flair right next to the thread title.
illicitguavocado
Jokes
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 22:07:03
The Magic Flying Dildo
0
They're all taken
-UnclaimedPants-
PS4
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 05:13:41
Free Call of duty Beta Codes - First come first serve - - FRIEND TOKEN: 3R5E-4PNR-94D3 - FRIEND TOKEN: 367N-KKNL-R4QN - FRIEND TOKEN: 8GTB-45NL-E3MD - FRIEND TOKEN: 2EAP-2PN5-5QJC
0
Camoflauge paint will.
kylesbagels
vandwellers
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 23:35:24
Paint won't stealth something that big.
1
Sounds like fun!
Some_Guy9
Christianity
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 23:39:56
My baptist church is Arminian, while I'm a Calvinist. May the arguments and insults proceed against me!
1
Don't forget the United Sunni Kingdom and the Caliphate of Sweden!
politicalshakespeare
MapPorn
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 00:03:32
Nah you got it wrong. France and Germany are green now.   ^^^^It's ^^^^just ^^^^a ^^^^joke. ^^^^Don't ^^^^panic.
1
Ha because the intelligence agencies don't have a grudge against Trump.
pboswell
pol
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 00:06:05
Bombshell Secret CIA Report Says Russia Aimed To Steal White House For Trump
1
You forgot the
CynicalC9
GlobalOffensive
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 00:16:54
They actually have to play EU teams at the major qual tho, meaning stewie wont get more than 10 kills
1
REPORTED.
noodlesofdoom
pathofexile
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 00:21:47
...Or only play temp leagues like I do. I should probably just sell my standard items/ex's for real money. Kappa.
1
Fire Mages, and Marksman Hunters, take this pestilence of an add-on down while you still do damage!
bilbobaggins30
wow
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 00:22:57
You thought you saw the last of my addon! Introducing Emoji packs!
0
GOTY 2033 confirmed.
nlanky
Steam
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 12:11:14
This game will unlock in approximately 17 years
1
I didn't realize you could summon her with less than 5 stars
agsparks
summonerswar
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 00:54:26
You pulled a 33% spd leader, not a nat 5 haha.
0
Back up now.
Dennisjr13
trackers
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 01:08:33
TSH Down.
0
That Russkie literally scared the shit out of a brown bear.
pahnkayx
ANormalDayInRussia
20
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 02:13:35
Wild animal in my backyard ? I'll just follow and film it
1
You're a fucking liar
CasePaper33831
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 01:13:23
That there are actually girls on Reddit.
0
No one is 50+ and was a redditer a young age.
Signs-And-Wonders
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 19:58:01
Redditors who saved all of their money at a young age instead of "living", and now are 50+ years old, how are your lives today? Do you regret your life choices when it comes to the money aspect?
1
BUT THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
Edgeinsthelead
pics
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 01:27:06
This is next level insane right here.
1
I have checked my copy of *The Protocalls* and cannot find "libertarianism" or similar in the index.
Barton_Foley
Libertarian
19
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 01:53:45
So what, now the Jews are involved in a conspiracy to give everyone else more freedom?
1
Because they're from Afghanistan.
TealApostropeC
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 02:41:07
Why do Westerners hate Iranians?
1
I bet he leaves after this year
Minia15
CollegeBasketball
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 02:55:42
Josh Hart is so NBA bound
1
Come on man... He could of gone his whole life without that, But oh no you just had to tell now didn't you?
thediot
gifsthatendtoosoon
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 03:03:06
If you watch carefully, it goes over it twice. The second time, it doesn't quite finish.
1
How much scavenging do you have?
absolutmaddness0914
thedivision
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 03:10:37
Am I doing something wrong?-Lexington. Good evening, I'd like to start off by saying, the fuck? I've done 371 runs of Lexington, challenging and world tier 5 ( some were in tier 4 back in 1.4 ), and I've had absoloutely no named items! No showstopper, no chest piece. Please tell me I haven't been doing something wrong ...
0
She also WOO'd a lot
zardmander
SquaredCircle
35
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 06:16:10
And her theme be a remix of his, as well as having her enter with a robe similar to his signature ones.
0
You can tell the author is lying because she claimed the ACA benefits her.
Pugs_of_war
MensRights
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 00:58:02
Remember guys, women don't marry for love.
1
Because the best place to molest a kiddo is on a packed plane with no chance of escape
Ambralin
pics
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 04:32:40
Yes, let's perpetuate that all men are rapists and child molesters. I watched a busines-suited male on a 7am weekday flight being moved from his alloted plane seat because "he was too close to the unaccompanied row". They literally built a ring of females around the kids. Guy looked so insulted..
0
Last weeks episode was on YouTube the next day.
Posada2020
MariahCarey
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 05:03:16
Is Mariah's World on any streaming services? I don't have cable.
0
Uh... who are you?
SBPlatinum
AskReddit
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 14:16:36
You have 15 seconds left before you take your last breathe. Your soul mate is standing over you, what is the last thing you will tell him/her?
0
Thats real strength: staring a hostile circle jerk in the face, and unzipping.
motherofdick
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 05:17:23
I'm pro life and I like these threads because they make me reevaluate and reaffirm why I believe what I believe. If you just read your own side's circlejerk you don't really grow.
0
Friend don't USS Liberty each other either.
thyusername
news
121
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 07:12:00
Netanyahu blasts U.S., says "friends don't take friends to the Security Council"
1
My friend works for the government and he says the Russians did it.
lordxela
AdviceAnimals
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 07:44:55
Oh god you people are insane. "The Russians hacked the elections." Really? The Russians. Can't you come up with something better? Rogue American hackers, Iranians, something. Nope, it's the Russians. *The Russians*. You're children. No reasonable individual takes you seriously. The Russians didn't hack the elections. I...
0
Roll a female orc, they are the definition of good posture.
The_Imakandi
wow
20
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 07:50:00
Ots not so much that we wanted a pretty race. We just wanted characters who weren't all broke-back and deformed pieces of shit. I'd gladly be playing orc if there was an option to not be the hunchback of fucking notre dame.
1
Because French people are white, duh!
servontos
leagueoflegends
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 08:09:58
How so?
0
Sure mate, I'll PM you.
Alloysius
GameTrade
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 08:19:45
I'll take it if its still available
1
But why go there when you can just watch it on telly?
lostboydave
ukpolitics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 09:01:00
Because there are much nicer places in the world than Kent and Stoke on Trent
1
Idk, I think one well-crafted infographic with five stats written on it solves the debate once and for all
connietsunami
nfl
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 11:48:12
There's no wrong answer here. Let's not stoop to Facebook/Instagram level comments.
0
Yup, ground speed check is one I havent heard.
JorensHS
aviation
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 22:38:43
1. Ground speed check 2. Buzz the tower 3. Middle finger to the french Which one do you not know?
0
No
R3dkite
DotA2
12
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 00:19:27
Is +6 Treants good?
0
Underrated comment
Hylt2297
funny
17
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 13:48:35
I tried applying this to Hanukkah, but all that Jewish porn is cut weird.
0
Thank god.
banana-viking
AdviceAnimals
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 18:54:23
As a functioning introvert during the holidays...
0
So you want some poor soul to go through the hassle of shipping internationally so you can save a few dollars?
-Mateo-
raspberry_pi
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 20:52:18
Not for $0.99 I can't.
1
That dryer had so many dings; Crosby stinks at shooting.
Eddie-Spaghetti
hockeyplayers
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 15:05:40
Actually, the dryer wasn't the target... it was the result of missing the net he had set up.
1
Most underrated comment, but you forgot the
Junduin
nottheonion
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 15:05:59
They sound just like the BLM. They should call it WLM. Both groups wear hoodies too, proving my point further.
1
Gold in asia = masters in US
lovecrush
Competitiveoverwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 15:19:53
differences in region?
0
Good thing he wasn't on last gen.
fantino93
DestinyTheGame
37
37
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 18:58:28
I like how Rezyl goes to the menus and switches from a rife to a handcannon before his ghost revives him. Probably popped a ToC as well
0
Everything this guy writes is dumb.
metrofeed
Dodgers
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 16:06:44
Dodgers Hamstrung By Wasteful Spending
0
I'd like to say I know this and freely admit I'm an asshole.
eloel-
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-05 14:26:04
"Im brutally honest" just means you are an asshole.
1
You mean multicam, right?
SkillLevel9
army
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 16:30:54
Ah, okay. I always just see that referred to as OCP. Didn't know it was called the ACU too.
1
oh yes, we have to destroy those filthy hick hackers
backwardinduction1
stunfisk
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 16:37:13
What about the hacked mons? How they hack them? The trainer dont loose the tournament for that or its only the mons?
0
Sad part is none of these people will ever be competitive because their snatches will never break 160kg in their life time.
Taranteka
weightlifting
-18
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:02:49
Harrison Maurus 182kg Clean and Jerk (-77kg cat.) 16 years old
1
Should have got a 970
IconicSuperheroName
pcmasterrace
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:07:56
Rest In Peace my 1 year old R9 390
1
Unless zoro has a sharingan
Hi_My_Name_Is_Huh
OnePiece
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:16:33
I think you are severely underestimating Kaidou here.
1
Just a bunch of zig-zags
AlfredMilkBuns
ClashRoyale
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:39:46
I can do that with my eyes closed
0
That's a lot of cheddar worth of parmesan in that bank.
Whiskeylung
pics
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:42:01
Parmesan Bank
0
Please stop with these lies.
CptAverage
2007scape
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 04:58:16
TIL That the Fire on the login screen shows off ever rune that exists
0
It is
2711383
supremeclothing
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 04:25:56
I feel like a supreme tattoo is a stupid idea
0
Would have also been cheaper...
Selbstdenker
europe
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 18:31:40
Wilhelm should have waited instead of starting a war ^^
0
First time I see someone getting 200m in a skill, looks very unsatisfying.
TunacTunacTun
2007scape
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 18:36:30
Randalicious has reached 200mil prayer!
0
Besides everyone who go there buy stuff in cash, thats atleast half their sales gone
cra21k
india
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 18:47:49
Ofcourse total business per day would be more.since they are only losing business from customers who don't have cash.
1
Whistle blowers are cool when it's against corporations.. Whistle blowers are bad when it's against established politicians..
coderbond
Our_Politics
16
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 18:57:14
I'm not sure I'm understanding this. It seems to me that the 'meddling' consists of telling the American people of Clinton corruption. What kind of fucked-up process is it when exposing corruption is meddling? Whoever did it (and I doubt it was Russia), we all owe them thanks.
1
Sleak as hell, huh?
samstown23
AskReddit
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 19:01:33
Did...did you just ask him out through small talk on vasectomy?
0
Post Malone, Mac Demarco, and Ethan need to be in one video together
RAKK9595
h3h3productions
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 19:01:48
Mac Demarco 's new Instagram photo reminds me of Ethan
0
So what's the point of a DCEU if some films aren't even a part of it?
Se7enEvilXs
movies
19
19
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 16:23:03
The Booster Gold Movie Won't Be in DC Universe
0
TO THE X-TREME!
Se7enEvilXs
movies
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 19:09:32
X-treme X-men...
0
very very very very very very very very very
korpiTF2
streetwear
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 22:46:32
Palace does anyone remember how fast the tri very stuff sold out during the last drop ?
0
goddamn, I was *at least* expecting them to be metal forks.
Cake_Side_Of_Life
LateStageCapitalism
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 17:07:18
Individual unwrapped forks for sale in a vending machine
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But you can't throw good passes in this weather unless you're 6' 5" with a big arm...
TheKesslerRun
Browns
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2016-12
2016-12-11 20:27:14
Dalton seems to be making some great throws in this weather.....
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Good thing nothing happened!
wonderabouttheworld
EnoughTrumpSpam
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2016-12
2016-12-11 20:33:46
This is exactly what George W Bush did for the first 8 months of 2001.