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Waaaaaaaa... Wtf...?
cheese1234567890
NSFW_GIF
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 12:27:25
Isn't she the chick whose son was murdered by her boyfriend?
0
No no no, to be precise, there *is* an answer, but it's spread over a dozen item descriptions plus several clever deductions, in the most random places of the game.
Ryhlac
gaming
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 22:14:14
Could be, but that's From Soft, right? Many possibilities, even more questions, few concrete answers.
0
In that case, don't do it ;-)
PM_ME_UR_SEX_TIPS
AskMen
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 15:16:07
It's not a moral objection. I just don't feel good about myself if I go for someone I don't find attractive.
0
There's a download button in swipe mode.
3p5
redditsync
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 12:53:28
Hey! Any chance that you can add the ability to download or save images directly in swipe mode? Love your app!! Thanks for all your hard work.
0
You're in for a ride, 2 is really fun
joesap9
TwoBestFriendsPlay
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 12:56:10
The DB Xenoverse episode. Hearing Woolie trying to pull the Mary Sue card on the CaC combined with their general refusal to pay attention to the controls and shitting on the game made my fucking blood boil. It sucked twice as hard seeing as I like Xenoverse 1 *a lot*, still play it frequently, and plan on getting Xenov...
0
Exempt
HALL9000ish
worldnews
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 13:51:06
How about driving around at 17 years old and smoking by yourself.
0
Even in correct orientation, a fire flood would be positively terrifying.
RRautamaa
dontdeadopeninside
158
158
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 14:13:05
Specializing in 'Bad fire cars' and 'Abortion flood accidents'
0
I bite my thumb sir, but I do not bite my thumb at *you*... sir.
GokuMoto
AskReddit
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 19:19:36
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
0
In Putin Russia, the law breaks you.
Ramoncin
worldnews
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 17:40:04
Russian Journalist Arrested for Election Fraud (After Filming Election Fraud)
0
She had parts of JFK's brain on her clothing, that was the biggest challenge to wash it off.
Lepang8
ImGoingToHellForThis
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-04 22:38:05
JFKs wife. She had blood on her clothing after he was shot.
0
bless you for getting it.
Ayupitsme
funny
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-04 19:06:26
Mulva?
0
I hope we get hawaiian shaved ice Vanillite family then.
ChocoboTorchicKid
pokemon
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 20:16:00
These new pokemon variants in Sun and Moon are getting out of hand.
0
No, they said vote *responsibly*.
Eradicator_1729
politics
122
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 14:07:59
I did! Voted for Trump on Thursday
1
Must be hard living life being so damn tall
BabyJesusStig
pcmasterrace
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 14:11:00
My own battlestation! <3
0
Is that the really high bridge over 279?
Snowblower93
pittsburgh
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 16:53:00
I know that bridge! It's a great view!
0
It would be racist not to?
Idontgrammer
The_Donald
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 20:36:58
God damnit. I work 7 days a week, I pay a third of my pay in taxes, and I am up to my ears in debt starting a small business (that gives people jobs)--and they give my money to Asia? Why?
0
the north american player?
Saninano
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 07:46:36
you can find azk in too much for zblock too.
0
That and because of the gas pipeline that the was wants to build through Syria from the caspian sea, so that Europe can get rid of the Russian monopoly.
Chillypill
conspiracy
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 19:30:37
Do you understand what is happening yet?
0
*Grips retired Moto X* *sheds tear*
AaronCompNetSys
Android
29
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-11 22:12:07
I'm waiting for a good 4.7"-5" for a decent price. Sony's compact this year was a huge disappointment.
0
I guess OJ didn't kill his wife either.
Prophet_Of_Helix
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 16:18:19
There is only one standard: In the United States individuals are presumed innocent until proven guilty. Again, it is simply a fact that Hillary is not a criminal (at this time) because she has not been convicted of any crimes. I'm not aware of any evidence that anything was destroyed while under subpoena. I've seen rum...
0
Can't wait to steal rubick's last used spell.
Dahvokyn
DotA2
81
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 20:35:51
And now, aghs magina too.
0
Source on philly?
emmaTea
hillaryclinton
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 21:38:41
I heard that too. Clinton campaign in Ohio says they aren't worried. Also, turnout in Philadelphia is up BIGLY
0
As a man with a really f'ed up sleep schedule some days, I've learned to accept not everyone's going to have all the time in the world to do what they like and see who they want.
scooterjb
AskReddit
89
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 15:27:33
"Your sleeping schedule is inconvenient to me."
0
Oh shit!
only_a_dutchman
reactiongifs
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 14:46:41
MRW I'm chilling at work and my boss suddenly appears
0
PM TRAIN
Landminedj
pokemongo
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 14:51:28
Not all of them though, just saying.
1
The eye can't see faster than 24fps anyways though so what does it matter
highrollingneon
pcmasterrace
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 14:54:44
Misguided peasants
1
OP, nerf pls!
Heyyoguy123
battlefield_one
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 15:01:35
Val Browning with a BAR in the argonne offensive
0
It really never is
frankencastle99
worldnews
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 06:19:47
Revenge is never enough.
0
Out of curiosity, how many feet from ground to the very top?
Garbagemn
overlanding
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 00:14:00
Took the back way home. Methow Valley.
0
Sounds like time to convert one of my many AA Plats to a Sears Citi card.
Dukie02
churning
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-16 20:55:07
PSA - Sears Citi new 10x Thank You Points Promo So after hardly ever using this card the past few years, it seems that Citi will not let me keep it in the drawer. Just received an email for 10X Thank You points for online purchases (up to $1,000 or 10,000 TYP), in addition to the 1 point per $ base from 11/15 thru 12/3...
0
So basically you win by getting a lot more points, and your company pays the cost with an additional $200 for the ticket?
Dukie02
churning
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 15:32:20
I know a lot of people have been grumbling about the new bonus category for the Platinum not living up to the hype. It actually sort of worked out well for me, because I needed a flight to San Francisco next weekend for a conference. The best part is that I get reimbursed, so can't go wrong, right? Well, I had to purch...
0
I think even just automatic registration would do a lot of good but the Republicans for some reason don't like it when more people vote.
HandMeMyThinkingPipe
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 12:35:10
Need mandatory voting that is traceable to a single person but simultaneously encrypted (i.e. like Bitcoin) for everyone tbh.
0
There is no reason to believe that your son would have the same problem as you considering that issues relating to foreskin are not common.
HandMeMyThinkingPipe
worldnews
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 15:20:07
Had to be circumcised when I was in SECOND grade. My foreskin was constricting my ability to urinate. It was the the most difficult thing to deal with post op. Parents had to change bandages regularly. Everytime I used the bathroom in the classroom it would take me ten minutes to undress and redress the bandages... It ...
1
Id rather have Rashford
DMP96
reddevils
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 15:23:13
ZLATAN 2-0
1
Everything was better back when we used practical effects.
Otterable
Unexpected
16
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 15:31:39
It's CGI.
0
RIP VIPER :(((((
sampeeper
cars
86
86
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 14:57:12
11 Discontinued Cars That Won't See 2017
0
Have you asked WebMD?
IsayLittleBuddy
shittyaskreddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 02:56:49
Why are shitskins so racist? I'm talking about brown AND black niggers. AKA Apu and Tyrone.
0
you can make your own textures as well
ThisCorrosion
osoql
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 17:27:46
not sure how I'm going to change the textures..
0
It transforms you into the very thing you hate
Alexander0810
AskReddit
-6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 03:19:47
Why doesn't it make sense? A lot of people find comfort in revenge.
0
Ah, don't know how I managed to overlook that.
BoredOfYou_
dashquest
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-10 16:24:43
You have to start with 0 gold......
0
It's not overpowered in a class that has no draw, since you really need individual cards to have lots of value otherwise you can't expect to draw anything else do you?
T3MP0_HS
hearthstone
58
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 16:01:11
I'm not sure what the numbers are on that but I can definitely tell you that if a hunter dropped Sylvanas on turn 6 instead of Highmane I would breathe a sigh of relief. And she's inarguably one of the best legendaries in the game. Highmane is just so ridiculously overpowered.
1
I feel scolded :(
ObamaVapes
hardwareswap
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 16:03:33
I think he's just using the words "you" and "I" to prove a point. I don't think he's actually scolding that user.
0
Why have historical and scientific accuracy when you can have transphobia instead?
attemptingtobeadult
LesbianActually
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 16:13:26
Transphobia and homophobia are very much related and treated very similarly socially. People also seem to forget what trans women's contribution to the stonewall riots was (as they were at the time considered gay male transvestites). Trans people have been in the gay rights movement since the very start.
0
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
pajamakitten
AskReddit
114
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 16:37:15
Definitely pizza. It's always one more slice
0
He's mostly muscle but has the stubborn piece of belly fat that haunts many of us who have cut to look a little better.
pajamakitten
fatlogic
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 19:14:43
In what world can someone honestly put "a little chubby" next to 350lb. You're not a black bear. Pls stop.
1
You dropped this
Lurksville
politics
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 16:15:28
Because she doesn't screw people over.
0
I was raiding on VoA and posting videos of our boss kills made me a shill...
Scotyknows
wowservers
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 00:10:32
Honest question: How does one verify that staff have 'sent people to shill'? That's not a great practice, but a lot of unfounded, assumptive accusations get thrown around here (and anywhere online, really) on a daily basis.
0
Revert to VAB
Scottdg93
pics
25
25
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 16:44:51
Rapid unplanned disassembly? Damn it, Jeb!
0
AAAAAA-eeey it's still here
Cheyenam
fivenightsatfreddys
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 16:22:02
IN COMING! AH!
0
me too thanks
cdiftys
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 04:04:35
Me too thanks.
0
Do you know where you are?
thatwaffleskid
outrun
22
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 21:25:27
Any hotline miami fans here?
0
yeah, he could pull off a puppet and release 6 of his tracks, assuming that it's a 7 track EP
crupeople_music
Monstercat
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 23:54:07
Or it could be a long EP. Like 7 tracks.
0
Its actually exactly the same as other seasons and tomorrow will be a huge player massacre aswell..
DreAmZyY
2007scape
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 18:30:46
cry more lol this season has been more active and has so far lasted longer than the past few
0
As he talks about killing someone over that exact same thing... Yeah I don't think so.
Prester_John_
CringeAnarchy
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 01:00:09
At least he's reasonably self-aware
0
I didn't see the Arizona game so I didn't know how that game went.
GoCubsGo2016
CFB
-6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-20 22:40:15
they went to OT against Arizona who was starting a backup RB and QB. their backup had 100 yards rushing before snapping his ankle.
1
Yeah, once you get the *expensive* two iron to make shears.
SendineisTheParadox
minecraftsuggestions
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 16:49:39
Wouldn't this like make feathers obsolete?
1
Yeah, hubby was soooooo fun to be around for about 2 wks.
IceQueen79
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 16:57:50
I had a prof in college who drank a 24 pack a day of the stuff, doctor made him stop, and he had full on withdrawal symptoms for a while after, that shit is no bueno
0
Yup winning by millions of votes is totally cheating.
outlooker707
politics
-7
-7
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 14:00:25
She cheated their candidate out of the nomination and now they don't want to vote for her. Go figure.
0
Whats aleppo?
outlooker707
politics
-6
-6
0
2016-09
2016-09-22 16:39:40
Gary Johnson Wants to Ignore Climate Change Because the Sun Will Destroy the Earth One Day
0
Attention seeking SJWs?
sgtmattkind
worldnews
17
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 17:03:25
What is with you lunatics and ALWAYS mentioning rape when it doesn't belong. What is wrong with you people?
0
You beat me to this
farmermike329
news
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 17:03:30
Haha this brings up another topic. Step 1: be attractive. If these chicks were hot, people would be patting that kid on the back, which is absurd.
0
Buzz cut and shave the mustache and you're good.
RequireMoreMinerals
gaybears
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-24 18:24:37
Got a haircut and now I feel unnatractive :( help
0
The most pointless useless thing they could have possibly spent their time doing.
spammeaccount
gifs
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-10 03:41:17
Anti-Trump Rally Today At The University Of Texas
0
no one would
buddboy
psychology
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 20:17:23
One or the other? There are normal people who have only slept with a few people. I wouldn't call them sluts.
0
We shall see...
ponyflash
Fuck2016
19
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 06:18:19
No it'll be the majority of people.
0
Your title suggests they didn't remove it but your joke about it now being unplayable suggests they did remove it, which is it?
ranf0rd
CODModernWarfare
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 17:24:42
I KNOW THEY DIDNT TAKE OUT THE CHICKEN NOISE WHEN YOU GO TO PRESTIGE BUT THEN BACK OUT
0
Ahh you got me.
thrownawaysockpuppet
MapPorn
17
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 01:13:14
The GDP would obviously not increase, but the GDP per capita might. ;)
0
Very creative \^.^
A_Random_User_Derps
chiselsandbits
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 17:27:58
I made a snow-jail!
0
This girl fucks
Dreadbull13
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 14:07:13
My hymen.
0
Sure thing chicken pal
TakingTen
LifeProTips
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-14 08:51:35
That's chicken MAN to you, buddy.
0
How do you get dusty engrams?
AngusMan13
DestinyFashion
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 01:55:36
Thanks to the dusty engrams, I'm back in my favorite Iron Banner armor set - Iron Breed
0
I know this as that movie I wanted to rent as a kid because it had a cartoon cat on it and my dad wouldn't let me.
tet5uo
fullmoviesonyoutube
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 17:40:30
Fritz the Cat (1972)
1
Now that's what I call constructive criticism
Ardub23
pokemon
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 17:44:06
Lame..
0
Gordon being out helps
ATribeCalledCheckAHo
fantasyfootball
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 18:23:28
Is anyone trusting Gates this week? He's had a ton of targets the last few weeks, but Henry still seems to be the preferred red zone target. I hear a lot of talk about the TD record, but it's not translating to his recent games. Are you starting him with upside or going with someone else?
0
You skipped posting number 5
MyNameIsSpeed
csmapmakers
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 01:18:44
CSGO Level Design Boot Camp - Day 6 - Introduction to Props
0
Specifically the dog and flower crown filters
sychopath52
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 23:41:17
Snap chat filters
0
You are going to send so many mixed signals.
Fiannaidhe
LifeProTips
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 08:01:23
That wink-to-end-an-impromptu-staring-contest move is gold. I'm definitely using it on mass transit as soon as needed.
1
Don't throw your logic at him!
SaltyDevil91
Rainbow6
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 18:03:51
It's being covered by your reticle...
0
He's okay but he died
2Dfruity
pics
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 21:08:50
Hope he's okay :(
0
Make sure to post it on here when it's done!
sarkonas
totalwar
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:19:01
I've actually got an idea for a music video for TWW and that song for when wood elves come out
0
I hate to be a negative Nancy right now but REMINDER: It would be 15 - 20 right now if Harbaugh could just stop going for it on 4th **when we don't have to**
chuckiebarlet
ravens
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 18:29:26
Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (1-0) at Cleveland Browns (0-1) ...
0
That's crazy, yo
The_Hempest
Patriots
29
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 23:21:28
Don't forget Casillas too
0
Wow Williams is a first round LB I didn't know!
kabusame
nyjets
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 21:13:43
Game Day Thread: New York Jets (1-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (1-1)
0
Reason #349 not to treat PayPal like a bank.
DCV2801
Flipping
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 07:34:29
More of a paypal than a flipping question. I was sourcing products, used my paypal debit card to purchase. I bought something for $35, the charge never went through and I called Paypal, they canceled the $35 pending charge, and let me repurchase. A week later they dumped another $35 into my account, after sending an em...
0
Whacks off?
hawker101
oddlysatisfying
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 18:41:12
Wax on.
0
If a proof were written in a theorem-proving language like Coq or Agda, and it successfully compiled, would it need independent verification?
Zemyla
badmathematics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 23:12:34
But if it isn't reviewed, how does anybody know it's right? Nothing "needs" to be reviewed to be right or wrong. It needs to be reviewed to *verify* its correctness or incorrectness.
0
Don't
1forthethumb
NetflixBestOf
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 01:45:57
Anime recommendations for someone who's relatively new to anime? I've seen "Attack on Titan" and "Death Note" in their entirety, and as a kid, I really liked the OG "Pokemon", "Yu-Gi-Oh!", and "Dragon Ball Z". What else (preferably something popular) should I take a look at?
0
Janna:You should all be demoted to wood 5
6gpdgeu58
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-27 19:29:42
Champions should have a global taunt for everyone to hear after getting a penta kill. I know some people will get pissed off after hearing someone like Aurelion sol saying globaly something like "Pathetic creatures", but also it would be super cool. I don't think it would be much of a big deal since we can already spam...
0
That was just the RAMSCAM angle.
ItinerantSoldier
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 14:29:35
We'll cut away from this pick 6 to show you live feed of the ground
0
I didn't place at the tournament I went to.
The_Dirk_Strider
Debate
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 18:59:26
How was your weekend? What went well? What didn't?
0
.... that is Stan though.
NewFoundRemedy
GlobalOffensive
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 21:55:24
this just makes me more convinced that YNK is stanislaw's father
0
What is the significance of the widow lady?
Stridaar
MGTOW
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 08:34:00
MGTOW fairy tale: the happy village a long time ago in a little village there was a farmer and a farmer's wife, a miller and a miller's wife, a baker and a baker's wife, a hunter and a hunter's wife, a tailor and a tailor's wife, a carpenter and a carpenter's wife, a smith and a smith's wife, a barber and a barber's wi...
0
I bet he has 2" of sidewall and 20" wheels.
blackhawk905
Justrolledintotheshop
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 08:38:45
Just rolled in for a tire rotation and a balance
1
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE?
Fugue_Slate
worldnews
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 19:28:12
Sometimes you release information like this to get people to panic, react, and then move. You say SAS has a hit list and then you listen to chatter and see what members ISIS thinks it is. Who is valuable. You watch and see who tries to move positions etc.
0
shout out zeds dead
ozreteidderf
Vaping
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 19:30:42
(Big Hand)check.
0
What?
jdal2700
fivenightsatfreddys
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 19:30:44
Which animatronics do use "Xscream3" and which do use "Xscream2" in FNaF2?
0
All 3 our specs aren't the best DPS in every situation, so we must be nerfed to shit and bad obviously.
It_is_terrifying
wow
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 08:11:58
I don't know if you're joking or not but you must be an exceptionally bad Rogue player if you're complaining about Rogues right now.
0
That would be a cookbook German lunch
FlerPlay
nyc
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 12:03:28
What he mentioned sounds like pretty English style home cooking. My mom would make similar stuff. (Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, peas)
0
NFL unsure why ratings are down....
Sylar_Is_An_Asshole
fantasyfootball
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 01:37:05
2 minute warning, 4 min commercial break. 3 second FG, back to 4 min commercial break......
0
Colorado early vote 10/27 update: Good news for Reps: reg Dem +5.1 today, was +6.1 y'day Bad news: 3,581 more Dem returns, lead now +28,832
oblivionrecurs
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 16:50:03
Anything on CO