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Gobble Munch Poppers
TheNewGuyNickD
AskReddit
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 04:22:03
What's a word you cannot stand to see written or hear?
0
5,000 points in 4 categories is 20,000
magic_123
deadbydaylight
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-30 04:51:02
Thought it was 25k points?
0
That looks like pissed off old cookie monster
ugadawg1991
CFB
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 16:12:17
I couldn't help but laugh
0
There are sweet pretzels?
totallynotazognoid84
RocketLeague
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-20 14:13:50
The salty or the sweet kind?
0
It was distributed by 20th century and produced by marvel, who is owned by disney
GG_Henry
starcitizen
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 02:24:57
Just so you know the Deadpool movie is part of the X-Men franchise, which is owned by 20th Century Fox. So not Disney.
0
Perhaps make a player model designed to stretch into other models.
Bitnopa
Overwatch
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 16:54:07
This would probaly be hard to make. And make new animations too
0
Yoda
heyitsEnricoPallazzo
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 12:46:52
What movie death bit you the hardest?
0
That guy clearly must be an industrial terrorist
tomalator
WTF
27
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 23:57:11
Not so major event? I'm 24 and I've never seen an industrial building explode infront of me.
0
It's new to me and I had not seen it noted anywhere so I thought I'd ~~let people know.~~ reap that sweet karma!
DanielDC88
Vive
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 19:01:18
Mine came with this but I got it months ago
0
"manual"
VivasMadness
facepalm
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 20:00:39
Also good as a manual ad blocker/pay wall workaround.
1
sure - for n girls, just approach n-1
CatanOverlord
mcgill
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 20:06:12
Just don't be the guy at gerts yesterday who went up to every single girl sequentially asking to join.
0
25GP
gingrawr
CringeAnarchy
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 18:27:27
buying gf
0
Green if he plays, Fitz because its a great matchup, and Mitchell because hes Toms new favorite toy
ScubaNinja
fantasyfootball
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:24:15
**Pick 3** standard scoring bonus pts for 100/125/150 yards Green vs PIT Fitzgerald v NO Garcon v CAR Diggs v IND Marshall v Mia Mitchell @ Den
0
Well he "retired" and Roush didn't leave room for him, my guess is they didn't expect him to come back to racing
ItsDennyTime11
NASCAR
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-21 15:57:36
they once said the same thing about Mark Martin and Roush.
0
Okay
Mason7900
CoDCompetitive
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 00:58:03
Frost S&D.
0
Of course not
Dave1423521
eagles
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-11 19:42:07
Did they call it?
1
But but he throws deep!
Gnux13
nfl
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 20:26:31
that's two weeks in a row Foles has missed a wide open receiver on a sure TD. Although I don't think there's really going to be a big QB controversy among the fans after this week anyway.
0
This is sad..
Duval11
NOLAPelicans
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 05:38:15
New Orleans Pelicans (0-6) @ Golden State Warriors (4-2) | November 7th, 2016 #Oracle Arena, Oakland, CA. **Tipoff:** 9:30pm CST **Channel:** FSNO #Let's Geaux Pelicans
0
*shivers*
pothkan
polandball
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 17:34:31
Nope. We're repeating 2016. Over and over and over. It's Groundhog Year *Forever.*
0
Why is it always the ugly bitches that think they deserve the best type of man society has to offer?
chambertlo
pussypassdenied
83
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 02:55:50
Many women's sense of entitlement is so great that they feel they shouldn't contribute anything to a relationship, and that the man should do everything.
0
Enjoy getting royally fucked for the next 4 years.
capncuster
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-26 18:40:26
No, in this case one candidate better served Russian interests, namely, reduced tension between NATO an Russia, and peace in Syria. On the flip side, the other choice was better for Saudi and neoconservative interests. If Hillary won, no one would say the Saudis chose our president.
0
Ship or get off the pot.
Northcarlston
news
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 17:01:32
Amazon delivery drivers 'feel compelled to defecate in vans' to save time
0
Milhouse will never be a meme is a meme.
verzuzula
me_irl
8
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-06 16:44:16
Milhouse is not a meme.
0
10 years, 10,000,000 documents, 0 corrections.
leeroyer
conspiracy
13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 20:49:45
Have any of them been fake yet? Why would that change? All this says to me is that she knows more is still out there.
0
He grew 2 inches from when he was a free agent
SlimyCheetos
NBA2k
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 20:53:03
Kristaps Porzingis Onyx Free Agent Card is 2 inches shorter than his regular card
1
It worked when Wentz was in college it must work in the NFL!
mago184
eagles
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 20:53:17
What the fuck in the game tape told doug that QB draws were going to work? And why does he keep trying it even after it gets fucked each time?
0
Buy an FM transmitter and put music on your phone.
tPRoC
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 01:33:40
Pop EDM is the closest thing I can get to actual electronic music on my car stereo. Because everything about radio sucks now, apparently.
1
Lol yeah that will sort the place out!
Soviet_water
kansascity
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 20:54:45
yeah, a strict dress code will fix everything.
0
A library could be construed as socialist not because it's government operated, but because it acts as a place for collective ownership of property in the form of books.
Friendo_Supreme
forwardsfromgrandma
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 15:04:56
Because socialism is a classless society where means of production are not privately owned. Just because it is subsidized by the governement doesn't mean it's socialist.
0
A trailer is a chicks head has popping out of the egg, it could change but we have a good idea of what it is.
gameboyzapgbz
papermario
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 13:28:17
Nah, I'm not defending the games nor against them either. "Don't judge a game before it's out" to me is the same as "Don't count your chicken before they're hatched."
1
We saw the big changes that happened in officiating after they admitted they fucked up 16 in the Packers game...
mtndrew352
Jaguars
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 21:05:49
Can't wait for the NFL to come out and say they fucked up on the td call
1
Comey, not credible.
zatchj62
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 21:08:38
Comey wrote the letter, they're just reporting it.
0
Well you are playing a guitar sooo....
Phantom_61
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 18:27:57
The packaging on my guitar strings makes it look like they're gonna improve my sex life.
0
She'd be retired from Westworld for sure (thank god, because no one would want anything to do with her)
khp041000
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 02:08:07
Hillary is like a robot with faulty programming.
0
My own low self-esteem does not allow me to converse with anyone.
PlebbySpaff
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 05:59:53
If you had to spend 24 hours in a locked, empty room with a celebrity- and nothing sexual can take place, only conversation- who would you pick to be with?
0
Top notch reporting from the leftist mass media and wikipedia.
PadaV4
WikiInAction
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 02:04:02
How to debunk, according to Wikipedia.
0
Not if her kid is cock-blocking you all the time.
lightnsfw
AdviceAnimals
-2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 01:21:23
"As an excuse"? Sorry bub, but if the dude she just met comes before her kid, she's a shitty mom. You ain't all that, the kid lived up in her womb and she pushed it out her baby chute. Best you can do is visit the baby chute.
0
I thought akroyds nixon was pretty good.
Half_Gal_Al
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 22:01:53
Chevy Chase did a pretty good bumbling Ford. Dan Akroyd did a passable Nixon.
1
yeah but are you GE?
vecter
GlobalOffensive
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 21:35:08
an xbox smoke is one of the most common smokes in the game so it doesnt really mean anything if someone does. if a xbox smoke was only thrown when someone goes on cat, that would be stupid as it would be easily readable.
0
How so, may i ask?
UnavailableUsername_
anime
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 01:12:41
They are, but Zootopia is definitely more deserving than Your Name.
0
Me too.
Maximelene
Eliza_cs
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 21:54:31
I like this pic!
0
I really like Cousins so I don't care
waig
nfl
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-21 02:01:35
lol this team. The fucking redskins gonna destroy us lol
1
He's not used to losing
GrandMasterFlex
minnesotavikings
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:11:34
I've realized that too, you used to see him pissed when the camera would pan to him after a penalty or a blown play. Now he just seems off.
0
Then it might be the last one
Nu-Disco
Monstercat
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 21:15:17
It might be in the snapchat previews, there are still two songs that we know nothing about
1
Not loud at all
Flatoutvincent
LivestreamFail
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:15:19
GiantWaffle plays a Song
0
So you disagree with Sanders?
Elegant_Trout
WayOfTheBern
-13
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:18:33
Don't worry, I won't. But like hell I'll vote for Hillary.
0
They were around longer then that, I remember them from elementary school, which was like 2005 for me
Doctor_StrangeLuv
nostalgia
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:25:54
Early to mid. I remember taking the little cartridge things and stacking them up. Or shooting them like lead darts at people.
0
Especially as he lived with his parents til recently.. I somehow doubt he was paying rent.
bone-tomahawk
teenmom
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 00:07:13
I think Adam said over $200k. Depending on where you live and how you live, I'd say it should be enough.
0
So...(ass)crack?
ThrowAway0805090
asshole
7
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:29:13
Everyone's got their drug of choice
0
No, it makes you a reposter
Shadow_R34per
shittyaskscience
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-17 16:37:51
If I cleaned my vacuum cleaner, does that also make me a vacuum cleaner?
0
there would be way too many union jobs lost for that to happen, but it makes a great selling point even if it is a big lie
Knorssman
Anarcho_Capitalism
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 03:23:35
I would support the UBI if in return we would get rid of all welfare payments, regulation and the only tax would be for UBI Sounds like a sweet deal to me fam.
1
Straight gin Yum
VVar_VVaffles
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:35:16
What is the first alcoholic beverage you had?
0
You don't shoot much or at all do you?
Mailablemage
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:39:18
Yes, there's absolutely no reason for them outside of combat. I don't give a shit if you "need" to hunt using your AK-47 or your M16. If you need a semi automatic weapon meant for killing humans to catch your game, then maybe you should log some hours at the range, cause you are a terrible hunter.
1
he is freddy now
Napplee
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-13 22:44:17
Bonnie WIP 2 (now he doesn't look like freddy anymore)
0
Damn bro got any more sick mma tips
jdmcelvan
DotA2
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-16 23:41:56
Fake, also big guys have no cardio. Watch some top MMA and realize how ez you can kite them.
1
They do all the time in the movies.
ThinBlueSheepPig
ProtectAndServe
8
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 22:59:56
because NYPD never gets in pursuits
0
He changed the apple and the book individually and neither of those are alive, I think he could reverse quicksilver back without changing the world around them
Casper2211
marvelstudios
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 03:06:10
Only once he got to a point where Wong was alive again.
0
85,000,000 people who own inanimate objects would quickly veto that.
Polaris80537
The_Donald
18
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 19:02:09
I'm similarly concerned that if Trump wins outright, Obama will seek to decertify the results claiming that Russia rigged the election.
1
dude its a metaphor
Joliver_
The_Donald
-3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 23:18:47
can someone site where the 650000 number came from?
0
I am so over Nigel Hayes.
92Lean
CollegeBasketball
19
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 16:24:23
Nigel Hayes demands change from Wisconsin after racial incident
0
DICE doesn't acknowledge anything other than pure ass-kissing.
Z0mb13S0ldier
battlefield_one
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 23:20:55
Has dice acknowledged they know about this? More often than not I can't see the endgame screen also.
0
Look at change log pls
BroKnight
TF2WeaponIdeas
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 15:07:13
Sry, but if you make a Jumper, you have to give certain stats that every jumper weapon has: ~~**Deals no self damage**~~ ~~**+200% max ammo**~~ ~~*Cannot carry the intelligence*~~ Also, the jumper weapon shouldn't deal ANY damage. The main thibng of jumper weapons is that they are made for jumping around and not dealin...
0
ideas are unlimited, reality isn't
VoliOne
Showerthoughts
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 23:12:54
I can just imagine the people of 16AD now... Sat around all day thinking about sentient AI, life on other planets, and the next time they'll have chance to look up pictures of funny cats on the Internet.
1
And by posting this speculation on Reddit, you've blown the operation out of the water because all Jihadis use Reddit...
Knight12ify
worldnews
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 23:27:43
I wonder why they even announce plans like this to the public. I'm guessing it's because the operation has been underway for awhile, but they haven't seen much movement from the targets. So they're playing mind games.
0
Good to see hes wearing the proper safety gear
dandaman910
WTF
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-03 07:55:12
That's not how you check if the targeting laser works
0
2 c1 crates, 1 c2 crate and red tunica or black sunbursts :)
xRonny7
RocketLeagueExchange
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 19:54:51
X-Devil mk2 crates Also have: Dominus snakeskin Dominus arcana Octane dragon Lord
0
Some say he was born with it.
Capt91
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 01:08:49
Eli has the Manning face already
0
But only on luxury and sports cars...
WorfDenied
politics
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 03:28:43
I've heard he does like to grab under the hood to have a look.
0
You do realize that if I had a nickel for everyone who's already said that I still wouldn't have enough money to convince me any of you are climatologists with more information than what's already out there, right?
Dramatic_Explosion
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:15:27
You do realize that even 6 degree warming won't kill humanity right?
1
Leafs are so *mainstream*
MollyGibson84
leafs
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 23:53:26
It's because we overshadow them. Being a huge city with arguably the biggest Canadian team makes them feel inadequate. It's cool to hate something popular
0
separate minded homo sapiens
omcaccount123
ComedyCemetery
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 20:32:57
I agree that this is garbage. Different strokes for
0
if wifi becomes dangerous i'd sell myself to medical science to test the dangers, as long as it's fast and they pay for everything.
KronoakSCG
AskReddit
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 23:32:13
WiFi
0
# # ThanksObama
Nyamzz
BlackPeopleTwitter
119
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 00:44:04
Let's all thank him one last time
0
"This egg is not available in your country."
IAMA_Plumber-AMA
onejob
6
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 02:26:11
Yes, there are no eggs
0
Wow, I am loving that mudskipper Vaporeon.
1-3-4
pokemon
36
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 01:56:01
Dual-Type Eeveelution Variants (read comments)
0
Yup, a small amount of alcohol helps, but anything more than a shot or beer and I'm socially handicapped on a new level
weare_thefew
AskReddit
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-13 17:30:45
Oddly enough this is the opposite for me.
1
Theo bought the WS title!
PraiseBeToScience
CHICubs
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 00:53:59
How Did the Cubs Build a World Series Squad?
0
This should be made a rule of the sub, any leak MUST contain the direct link to the source.
Sususu77
The_Donald
77
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 03:50:24
CAUTION: CTR is making fake emails and posting them as screenshots. Make sure to always include a link to the email to ensure its validity.
0
I really want to see a small cameo of the Heisters sitting in the Continental at a table discussing their next score, or something small akin to that in the background.
Heroic_Sheperd
paydaytheheist
21
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-17 02:01:01
New John Wick 2 poster is so Payday-ish.
0
That's... not how it works...
finfan96
nfl
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 17:58:53
Because if Brady's still undefeated, we need him to go for the individual 15-0 season to beat the '72 Dolphins and redeem '07.
0
I wouldn't know, but I would advise you build up a fleet that can smash theirs so that they can't get to your provinces.
PotatoCheese5
eu4
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 21:53:21
Problems with the Ottomans as Venice So, I started a game as Venice a couple of days ago, looking forward to the Italian princes dropping out of the HRE so i can form italy. Everything is going well, I have annexed naxos, still hold negroponte, and still hold crete. I had to give up Durazzo and Corfu in a past war with...
0
It already has in Maine...?
SpookyKid94
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-22 17:02:39
Literally everything you said can't happen either.
0
Sin Cara beat Jericho, Jericho beat Goldberg, Goldberg beat Lesnar, so that means Sin Cara can beats Lesnar.
vardyhavingaparty
SquaredCircle
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 01:12:27
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Sin Cara fucked up Brock.
0
I think the "all" part there sorta precludes that.
Eruptflail
Christianity
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 23:59:26
That's probably true regardless of whether or not they're Jews.
0
And if there's Rocket, there's gotta be Groot.
sewa97
marvelstudios
54
54
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 02:24:41
As long as Rocket is in there, I'm good. Love that little bastard.
0
I haven't played in a while, but I think you can mark them for deletion and pause the work.
Beheska
Banished
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 20:06:02
Closing houses? Hi everyone, Just as hopefully everyone else on this sub, I love this game. But I've been having some difficulties, and I'll list them off in hope that some of you can help me out... 1. Houses. In my recent game I've had a terrible starvation where 90% of my population died off. As a result, my survivor...
0
Ugh, now there's crumbs everywhere
timmporary
nfl
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 00:38:29
Everybody rise from your couches and beds.
0
If L-arginine metabolizes to agmatine, would taking the L-arginine still help with tolerance, effect, etc?
ProduceDept
kratom
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-23 21:52:48
Get some agmatine. It will help lower your tolerance and help keep it from building back up. Try 500-750mg 3x daily. Also, find the dose that works for you and stay with it. Taking more and more to chase a feeling is a sure fire way to increase tolerance. Katom's effects can vary from day to day depending on many facto...
0
Now travelling to:.. Gibraltar.
Zenjan
europe
43
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 09:33:03
Gibraltar approves same-sex marriage
0
I dont remember, it was a long time ago when I looked at that stuff, I wouldnt know where to start
WVBotanist
TickTockManitowoc
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 00:37:55
Was that knick measured is my question, or is there a pic of the knick with a ruler in it? I couldn't find one. But if it less than or;=.329" my theory is moot
1
At least she's not cheating!
Jman15x
AdviceAnimals
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 01:59:06
Overhead this at the mall
1
Only Americans on Reddit, right?
lurkmode_off
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 02:11:25
OP never said what country.
0
damn, can i post this tomorrow?
holyshitisthatallama
worldpowers
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 02:16:01
Discussion day, removed.
0
Agreed
darkestlight0
nba
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-07 02:17:44
They gave Jordan the MVP when he was 35, because he was the best player on the #1 seeded team. This could be Lebrons chance
0
ID on the AM 95s?
PmMeYourYeezys
Sneakers
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 22:44:44
Just do it
0
i agree they should switch that shit up at some point and let him actually run the play, its gotten too predictable also TT is too smooth, EJ could have been a drill sergeant easily
fusioncon
buffalobills
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 21:50:59
Feels good, I think he could have made that yard though if they let him sneak it. I guess Tyrod just doesn't have the same manly voice EJ does
0
Soylent avocado are PEOPLE.
jetpack_operation
nfl
17
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 18:09:19
Maybe he's turned his teammates into that. So he only has to thank one group one time. Everyone says how efficient he is, it isn't necessarily beyond the scope of possibility.
0
She doesn't actually *sing* it, unfortunately.
Capn_C
funny
349
349
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 20:47:31
Source? Wamt to hear robbie singing me into sleep.
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Downvote me all you want, scrub, right back at you.
two100meterman
starcraft
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-1
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2016-11
2016-11-07 02:52:19
Down voted for being a tit nothing else.
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"Yes of course, and I am always open to hear about new opportunities."
OSUTechie
galactic_senate
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-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 11:40:14
"Im sorry Aqui, please, call me Roshak. You must understand my apprehensive attitude, My people have been a prime target for slavers for generations. I am happy to connect you with the right people, but I would ask not for credits in return, rather i have a proposition for you that would benefit us both greatly...if yo...