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Not an Econ major so I can't help ya but 5 bucks isn't very motivating when most tutors charge 25-30 per hour
Bernieslo
cuboulder
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 16:11:49
Can an econ major help me out with homework I got Econ homework I need help on for class today at 5 P.M. It's not long at all. Will someone help me out, ill give you $5. Thanks
0
Bytowne uses real butter and they do not charge.
joelgadde
ottawa
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 19:41:26
If it's real butter, then it's not cheap (this being Canada). I'd rather they provide a quality product and charge for it (and by extension, not charge those who don't want it). Anyway, the Mayfair does have some pretty good popcorn.
0
If you want
millicow
shittyama
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 23:55:23
Are you my senpai?
1
You're right, income and sales taxes doesn't exist, and those local employees actually live in California where the company is really headquartered.
ChineseBalls
indianapolis
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 01:20:38
I don't buy the spending money in the local economy argument - yes they might shop at the local Kroger, Target, or eat at Crapplebee's but that money doesn't stay local.
0
You can actually, but you obviously lose anything that was reliant on your classic mods.
BasicallySongLyrics
skyrimmods
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 23:48:33
I can not port my save.
0
Suuuuure Half of the time
andrewwewwka
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 04:03:36
I like it how I main Support and Bot and I get auto filled into mid half of the time.
0
Came here to talk about my moto-boner being at the position of attention.....glad to see every other Marine beat me to it!
E4D
The_Donald
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 02:11:35
This erection of mine is definitely going to last more than four hours.
0
Balance, the 2H would be OP in the event, the 2P has useless armor thanks to the turret
SealCyborg5
Warthunder
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-09 15:52:25
Yeah just the 2 P, that's why I mentioned it. I mean, I'd rather just not have the Tiger 2s in there at all, but if they're going to why add the P instead of the H? It's not historical.
1
Guys, he was just misunderstood
FischerAzrael
SquaredCircle
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 03:24:44
You probably shouldn't respect anything about hitler
1
yeah fuck this guy ruining our youth, what a fucking asshole.
Dynamyght
Drugs
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 03:31:13
Sorry to hear that man. You were obviously such a huge drug dealer moving .01. I understand why they consider you a danger to society and had to get you off the streets. I mean imagine if that .01 had gotten into a toddlers hands.
0
He was playing for the Chargers before tearing his Achilles this past weekend... so right now he's probably not having a great time
pocketmonsters
nba
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 20:07:30
Foreal though I was zoned out in the gym today and was randomly wondering wtf happened to him. Did he not make the NFL? Does he still get clowned by his friends? Is it hard for him to pick up chicks now?
0
Moonkin are the bravest heroes.
WeissWyrm
wow
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 19:09:29
"Hmm, this tree doesn't count as line of sight..." "Ooh, a level 101 Horde leveling peacefully, and I have both Incarnation and Full Moon ready."
1
Science was wrong before!
eggtropy
AskReddit
32
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 03:57:39
If we discovered the earth was actually flat. I mean all those jokes about flat earthers.... Meaningless
0
Roboto Mono?
-Chase
unixporn
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 03:58:48
Not much has changed
0
That and the fact that he is coaching at a school in the same state which means he's already familiar with the main recruiting territory of said blue blood school.
Battered_Aggie
CFB
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 15:34:41
This the biggest point programs want to hire a sure fire coach someone with Head coaching experience is normally the best candidate and safest hire. This was a great advantage that the blue bloods had they could hire away successful coaches from the program. But the middle of the pack programs had to gamble on coordina...
0
Sadam had better facial hair
Meep-meh
FULLCOMMUNISM
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 22:37:41
Ba'athism, but no Juche?
1
A finger?
brothervonmackensen
AskAnAmerican
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 04:48:49
Your state, OP. It is shaped like a certain body part.
1
Nice
Tato7069
mildlyinteresting
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 05:02:05
My sis in law made me this awesome cover for my French press. So the second cup of joe is always still hot.
1
I heard slaving away your whole life to pay for a $1m debt is more fun than being a tool for war
Kuruttta-Kyoken
TwoXChromosomes
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 05:10:28
Yes please. I have a breakdown as an 18 year old when I was given the choice: sign up to be a tool of war or you can't get student loans.
0
He did it his way.
pdxscout
todayilearned
49
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:43:10
TIL Frank Sinatra never learned to read sheet music his whole career
0
Thats quality writing, loved the references, great job
Dr_Glassy
WritingPrompts
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 05:22:10
I woke up to look at my DreamTime brand alarm clock, it read 6:59, I sighed with relief as I reached to turn it off, I always hated when the radio pulled me out of sleep. Suddenly "Dream On" by Aerosmith blared out of the small clock and I scowled angrily before slapping my hand down on the button as hard as I could. E...
0
pence transition team has a web page you can submit your resume
fuku_spez
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 06:03:18
I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS This is my favorite sub of all time and I love Trump so much I want to work for him hook a sister up!!! If he needs engineering students tell me
1
Hire one ref per flag so they are responsible for that exact flag.
genno334
minnesotavikings
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 06:11:12
What the hell is hiring 17 full-time officials gonna do? Human error, and judgement errors will still be there. I'm all for the gps chip inside the football, and replays on penalties/non-penalties.
0
But, they are away from customers, right?
DookDaSpookySpook
walmart
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 06:24:27
Well that's what I call them. They are actually two bathrooms we have next to the break room.
0
i hope that's not your post, if that's your post that sucks
AngelaVisalia
rupaulsdragrace
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 19:17:59
HA! Latrice is truly one of the shadiest of them all
0
Smeargle lost Dark Void - Turned to a life of Crime
Snowpoint
pokemon
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 06:50:25
Team Skull Smeargle.
1
I call BS, you can't climb as support main
LakersLAQ
leagueoflegends
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 06:54:02
I'm a proud support main who climbed from Bronze to Mid Plat. (AMA!) Supports are the best, and I want to convince you that fact <3
0
I thought a flagrant was considered a technical foul.
AnyWhichWayButtLoose
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 07:38:22
Apparently flagrants and techs aren't the same thing... I don't really get it either.
1
Yeah, and we all know that King appears in every other chapter.
bslawjen
OnePunchMan
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 08:17:36
How about everytime King appears.
0
Dress sense, and a good taste in wine.
scantreward
unitedkingdom
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 22:07:48
Look for the one with the most glorious flag.
1
I think the US should apologize for the annexation of Crimea.
helm
europe
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 08:44:07
Vladimir Putin says Russia hopes to 'normalise' relations with the United States
0
You're underestimating the desperate burning need to socialize with adults rather than snot-covered hellions.
Unexpected_Artist
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 20:00:32
Now I'm older, I don't understand how my mom can talk so much with them. If I saw someone I knew from high school, I would most likely avoid all sort of eye contact and deliberately try to avoid them.
1
Yes, the political situation in the UK is **exactly** like that in V for Vendetta.
RedPandaIsBestPanda
nottheonion
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 09:09:46
The only thing that needs to happen now is the uprising at the end.
1
I'm sure this won't lead to: A) Inflated pay to cover the risk, or B) Incompetent leadership because anyone sensible enough wouldn't take that risk
RedPandaIsBestPanda
worldnews
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 20:48:15
CEOs Can Now Be Prosecuted Like War Criminals at the Hague
1
Finally there will be weed in Ireland.
garrfunkel
ireland
20
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 09:24:57
95% of us will be doing this after that bill passed.
0
Headshots dont work against robots.
Agent_Frost
Rainbow6
-2
-2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 04:47:31
so much for headshots
1
Don't you think you're asking for a bit too much?
EpicSafu
RocketLeagueExchange
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 10:06:58
Octane ZSR 2 of each BM, Alpha set, 420 keys, a liver, your soul and a cat Pls
1
But if America had paid maternity leave their economy would collapse
Chafmere
dataisbeautiful
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 10:07:38
Countries with Mandatory Maternal Leave
1
Maybe we're special :)
TurdFerguson495
MandelaEffect
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 10:20:48
Yep happens to me whenever i hear or read one that hits home ..thought i was going through something weird
0
Thanks!
Platfoot
xboxone
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 11:05:05
Approved Giveaway $250 of Xbox Digital Gift Cards. Random winners chosen Saturday noon EST.
0
Awesome I'll try that
Acey_Wacey
cyanogenmod
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 11:30:54
Seems like the baseband is outdated. That could be the issue.
0
I am sad my crew trainer is gone.
Acey_Wacey
WorldofTanksConsole
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-19 12:02:58
Mark 1 not in garage? I played yesterday and the tank was there but now I log in today and it's gone? Have I done something wrong or?
0
It's OK OP, this sub ain't judgemental
jony_bobo
FIFA
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 15:21:18
Surprisingly, my record is 24-8-26 :')
0
It's a meme they don't have to talk like normal people
MechanoBuccaneer
me_irl
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 14:35:39
What
1
It's ok, they found "clean coal".
mab1376
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 12:41:26
Conservative... we are completely destroying our planet
0
All glory to the hypnocat!
zestypurplecatalyst
pics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 13:19:14
This cat's eyes are mesmerizing
0
It's been said that it's mathematically certain that everyone on the planet is related to everyone else by at least the 34th cousin.
MaxMalini
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 20:04:16
I mean, aren't we all cousins in a sense
1
"It was taken using a wide angle lens!!"
HippoEug
aviation
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 13:30:30
Take that, flat earthers!
1
Except for when he sneaks out to dinner without notifying the press.
FalseCape
technology
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 13:57:54
I think we know where trump is right now since he's the freaking president
0
Still killing flagships by the looks of it
kaikuhunter
Android
73
73
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 05:08:00
Three months have past, how is the supposed flagship killer (OnePlus Three) so far?
0
;)
bigladooface
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 16:32:02
What is your Guilty Pleasure?
1
I forgot my
juuular
lewronggeneration
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 14:47:15
Because the immediate response was to have no argument and call me racist. That's the definition of leftist. It's also a loud minority of people on Reddit, which is why I added the disclaimer, to preempt the default response to challenging to "common" narrative.
0
And yet, we are privileged!
MAGA4allUSA
The_Donald
382
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 15:01:10
MFW an Islamic Somali refugee terrorist was here for 2 years and attended Ohio State University and I work 40+ hours a week for an American company and could never dream to afford state college.
0
Ask someone that has one... I have no idea how to get flair.
MAGA4allUSA
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 23:04:01
nope u dont
1
you forgot an
benethor
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 15:33:57
But fuck the elo hell of gold. My season high was 2501, I'm a Plat player. Oh, my season end was actually 1900, this is bullshit I ranked 1899.
1
what do you mean?
benethor
Overwatch
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-15 09:23:07
Maybe people actually play the game ?
1
I wonder if this guy hangs with Newman and lights one up?
jacoobz
NASCAR
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 04:29:17
I mean... Kevin Ward Jr. once thought it would be a good idea to smoke
0
Poor Tim Howard got 3 of those scored on him.. rough December
PeeCanManzzer
soccer
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 15:52:33
10 years ago in the Premier League, the month of December brought us these beauties.
0
Final Fantasy (11 and 14 to be specific)
Lokgar
Overwatch
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 19:26:20
What's the other game?
0
F
addman1405
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 00:03:58
Mike Pence on Twitter: "Heavy hearts today. Our beagle of 13 years passed away quietly last night. Rest In Peace, Maverick. We will miss you."
0
Society has no idea who this person is.
Krakengreyjoy
TumblrInAction
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 16:15:38
Oh thank heavens. Now the dude can finally go about his life, while society remembers him as a rapist. And she sees no consequences for her actions.
1
Yeah bro because executing people without due process is a GREAT idea.
Da_Undahtakah
news
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 16:51:26
Just put him out of his misery, we don't need people like this.
0
IGN wouldn't enjoy that
Peaaaa
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 14:07:20
Make river more water-like Right now i don't even think about that i am actually running on water, minor tweak to the map but would be cool. What do you think?
1
Nothing like lots of high fructose corn syrup and refined white flour to make a tasty loaf of bread, amirite?
MerryJobler
fatlogic
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 17:25:29
I decided to only have only natural sugar a while back (so just the naturally occurring sugars in fruit) and LITERALLY EVERYTHING MAN MADE IS FULL OF SUGAR.
0
2nd gen pre-facelift
Rine_n_Dine
cars
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:22:05
First gen. Tiburon?
1
I feel like I've said this a lot this year... I'm utterly shocked.
versipelis
politics
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:00:52
Trump team reassures AT&T over Time Warner merger review - Trump vowed to block sale during campaign, but early signs look good for AT&T
1
Cause he's smart
kakbakalak
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:10:08
Brace yourself - Donald Cronies are about to loot the US in ways not seen since Hoover.
1
Don't forget to comment and upvote :D
DwightTheSchrute42
StarWarsBattlefront
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:12:41
the stream didn't even started yet , and the clickbait has already begun , today is gonna be a fun day LUL
1
Man you just don't even appreciate how stacked our backfield is
professorberrynibble
CFB
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:12:54
Hello there, can we get some of those HS recruits you guys have in NJ? That would *great* Also thank you for Saquon.
0
Your joke would have been funny but you either said the wrong film or the wrong planet depending on which one you got right.
sharkattackmiami
movies
31
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 00:03:33
I found The Force Awakens to be a cheap and largely inaccurate depiction of the events surrounding the destruction of Alderaan.
0
"11" "99" RIP
Jackdyochange
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:27:50
I got my kindergartners to guess how old I am. First guess was 10. Second was 100. I said "I am definitely between 10 and 100"
0
Add me?
Daedhelor
friendsafari
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 16:50:14
A bit late
1
Too many TBMs, so they need to offend them and get rid of the tares, obviously.
Seriack
exmormon
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 23:50:57
There is an oversupply of TBM's on the market. Early retirement is needed?
0
what I've noticed is that when ever my team needs to pick the hostage up its in the last 3 sec of the round
Moiyo9
Rainbow6
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 15:13:50
Stabilizing the hostage when time runs out counts as the hostage being KIA
0
I'm considering playing through again just to do this fight.
ShirazumiLio
FFXV
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:14:18
if you think thats cool, just wait til you get to leviathan
1
You just can't handle my powerful pheromones
walnut_of_doom
bodybuilding
16
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:18:21
When people show up to the gym already smelling like they just ran through a garbage dump
1
So racist that one of their major speakers on social media is a black male.
walnut_of_doom
politics
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 16:48:45
A racist xenophobic organization supports a racist xenophobic candidate. News at 11.
1
Yeah fuck people's rights if it creates the illusion of safety!
walnut_of_doom
politics
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 01:05:52
Because Republicans care more about the Constitution than children.
0
If everyone knows it (or thinks they do), it's not really classified, is it?
mr_ji
news
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 03:16:48
I'd hate to know what is more highly classified than the government spying on everyone in the USA.
0
In 2016, "to fuck the home planet" was quietly put in its place.
laresek
todayilearned
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:38:15
TIL in 2006, "to understand and protect the home planet" was quietly removed from NASA's mission statement.
0
Contrary to the Undertale subreddit, where "No loods of the gote" is a major underlying theme.
Dr_Angelic
AskReddit
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:41:38
I went to the Zootopia subreddit, they definitely all swing that way :p
0
You missed the free weekend :(
jk_baller23
Overwatch
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:42:26
is there a way to try this game out? so first im absolutely unsure if this will run on my toaster at lowest settings, and i just wanna see if theres some kind of a demo, im a tf2 player and i love tf2 i watched a few plays of overwatch and it looked really fun
0
Yes, but they haven't been sent
ThatVRGuy_
oculus
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 19:46:08
On your order details does it show them as an item?
1
What's the point of even living at that point?
earlsweaty
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 20:14:03
Drugs, bacon and alcohol.
0
Christ i envy your creativity even though i consider myself pretty good at making shit up that is impressive mate respect
Baschti12
funny
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 21:52:35
Fantastic four invented a time machine that initially just took them back to war-time england, where they solved mysteries with a dog as the famous five. At the end of the movie they try to return to the present but go back instead to the wild west, where they start out as comically inept and get gradually more badass ...
0
Ah, the "James may Burma" brake cooling system.
scotscott
Justrolledintotheshop
18
18
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 16:07:01
Back in the old days of the Trans Am racers, they had a setup using a windshield washer pump to spray water into the brake cooling ducts.
1
You dropped this
maxuaboy
funny
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 20:23:55
I didn't find it funny at all. I guess my sense of humour is a bit more sophisticated than the puerile children that frequent this subreddit.
1
usually you pay less for less inches....
JorithZ
pcmasterrace
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 19:57:45
This might not be the card for me.
0
Haha.. fair enough friend.
FakeyFaked
missouri
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 23:08:54
You are more obsessive than me. I just friended you.
0
But... you didn't
Chocolatemeup
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 20:54:08
Don't have kids, but can definitely tell you when I realized my parents were creepy
0
-Sink-
yoosung
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 21:05:00
You just said piglet, wildturtle, and pray have similar results... let that sink in.
0
This season was pretty much a disappointment
NooBnation101
ockytop
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 05:25:20
our season was a disappointment but consider this
0
Nah, just not very patient with asshats
liquidsnakex
PS4Pro
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 21:20:30
You're hostile
0
this is a bad joke ..
saucekings
Jokes
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 17:29:22
A farmer has 895 sheep. Realising that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess the sheepdog is getting a bit old, he decides he'll probably need a new dog- no, a whole team of dogs- to round so many sheep up. So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding dogs- the...
1
It's "pencils of color" you racist!
CzechoslovakianJesus
polandball
121
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 21:47:07
We need to supply these people with colored pencils.
0
Exactly, and rather this story end up concluding with "And both officers were stabbed and killed as the criminal fled the scene" it would end with "Nobody was harmed as man threatening officers with a deadly knife was shot to death".
Taclooc
videos
-6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 20:07:52
American cops would've just been like "pew pew pew" then dead guy with a knife.
0
It's a regular L
Al3xanderdelag
malefashionadvice
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 21:28:02
It's hard to say without a picture. Also is this a regular L or a L Tall (which they also sell)?
1
Maybe she was turning a traumatic sexist experience where the trainer wanted to hit on her into a positive light?
Senor_Suenos
thatHappened
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2016-12-02 22:02:35
Do you even squat?
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lol.. was just an offer to the first person, but happy holidays!
patrick-with-a-pee
Showerthoughts
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2016-12
2016-12-02 22:14:23
I will take an Amazon gift card, Daddy. Please and thank you.
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Because rich people don't have guns.
nuala-lala
Futurology
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2016-12
2016-12-02 22:15:19
Whoever said they'd be doing it willingly? That's what guns are for. And if they still don't want to give it up, that's what the NKVD and Committee of Public Safety are for. They only gave up some of the gains of the Industrial Revolution under the threat of commies killing them all; it won't be any different this time...