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There's people in their late teens/20s now that were this kid's age when they saw this and are still waiting for a conclusion
bosco9
gaming
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 15:07:03
This kid was born after its release, and has grown up enough to experience the great disappointment of the series stopping.
0
I am being consistent, you are not getting the point nor the sentence....
aresman
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 22:58:34
So insinuating that all men are imbeciles or asshole is better than insinuating that all women are weak or cowardly? Mind you, I don't think any of this stuff is offensive, but **you** have to be consistent, friend.
1
oh snap the weed is a different color, must be the dankest shit in the effing world
envyxd
trees
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 22:58:51
Finding this in NC was like finding a unicorn
1
Shoulda added the
HeidiSliman
MMA
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 23:02:51
ptf if I took steroids I could do that too
1
That 20% is going to make illegal immigration a thing of the past and then there's going to be so many more awesome jobs available!
Mol-lurker
politics
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 23:10:02
There was someone on NPR a couple of weeks ago who said that at the very maximum there might be a wall along 30% of the border and that there's already currently a wall or a fence along 10% of the border. The interviewer was surprised that Trump had made just a fuss about 20% more of a wall. The person being interviewe...
1
Get over it man, didn't you hear Trump just authorized a $7m tax break?
mythstified
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 23:32:16
Let's Not Forget The 6 Billion Unaccounted For At The State Department During Hillary's Tenure. Can We Get To The Bottom Of How 6 Billion Disappears Into Thin Air?
1
Can you imagine what having a real slugger in Coors would be like?
BeerDuh
ColoradoRockies
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 23:47:06
Rockies showing continued interest in Mark Trumbo
0
There isn't much Reddit history under your username.
heidischallenge
Gender_Critical
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 18:50:02
Hi, i threw together a short 10 question survey for anyone who considers themselves a gender critical / radical feminist. Id really appreciate a few takers :)
0
Exactly, that video's fairly recent.
othersideofthetracks
soccer
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-07 17:09:46
Ah okay so they're the team Madrid played last in la cops del Rey.
1
Funny, I thought she was Mike Dalton
LuckyPhil
SquaredCircle
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:16:55
If you were wondering why Summer Rae posted this: she's the one in the mask
1
Late war Panzerschrek.
ChetBenning
MilitaryPorn
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:17:30
Huh......Prey tell my good chap what is it then?
1
I thought Mother Nature was in charge of trees.
Cynner
NorthCarolina
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:30:34
''Twas a gift from God.
1
Racist!
mikegovikes
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:31:49
A woman here ILLEGALLY attacks a mom and tries to steal her kids. Get bonded out (doesn't show up for court) and 4 months later kills a different mom and steals her 6 day old baby. I'm disgusted.
1
No, because America is evil and patriotism a plague.
TeslaTimeMachine
The_Donald
31
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:38:14
Actually, have they ever claimed they have americas best interest in mind?
0
Fapping_ninja
Fapping_Ninja
UnionHouse
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 01:55:50
THE GIVEAWAY BEGINS !!!! All you need to do is drop your reddit username below to enter!! we will be holding the give away till wed good luck to everybody!!!
1
I WANT TO BELIEVE
E4D
facepalm
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:01:48
It's on the internet, it must be true.
0
What event?
nopara73
Bitcoin
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:12:23
While this was from India, it was not from right now. This happened within a day or three of the initial announcement (on Nov 8th).
0
What does the S stand for?
orcaaaaaaaa
masseffect
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 01:59:22
Shepard S. Shepard.
1
Everyone grows out of anarchism when they read The State and Revolution
AdamantiumEagle
FolkPunk
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 02:18:00
everyone grows out of anarchy eventually
0
someone has had a bad experience with jing weis....
SlicedNugget
Smite
23
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-19 13:10:59
That is far from savage, it's barely a mild annoyance.
0
Mortal Kombat XL Picked it up for 17 bucks, always wanted it and finally got it for PC.
SlicedNugget
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 16:58:56
Reddit what video games are you currently playing?
0
he loses edge containment too often
PeaceLoveUnity7
oaklandraiders
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 23:08:38
Better than his scouting report, his run d has been awesome when he doesn't lose contain on the edge. Did not think he'd be nearly as physical.
0
GundoGONE
bvbian
borussiadortmund
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 14:56:47
gundogan...
0
Argel tal, he is a tragic hero.
Ralfayel
40kLore
30
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-05 10:03:51
Who's the heretic you can't help but love? For me it's Kalkator of the Iron Warriors from the beast arises series. Absolute bad ass mofo, his entrance to the setting was incredible and this guy cut off his own arm to stop the flesh change and everyone under his command who has been subject to the change has cut it out....
0
true
Royalpanther
hiphopheads
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 03:02:42
Stunt on these hoes
1
guys, please do not upvote this, it was a 1 in 4
Funnyman334
hearthstone
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 03:10:35
Disguised Toast with the Deadly Shot call
0
I thought that was family guy?
GastonBastardo
EnoughTrumpSpam
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-16 22:53:47
Twitter is where memes go to die
0
How much poop do you put in your tea?
GastonBastardo
quityourbullshit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 04:12:32
Yes, but with more poop.
0
How many wins bradley would need to match bill's record?
heymanos
nfl
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:00:32
Mathematically, Bill Belichick (.670) would have to go 0-16 for 56 straight seasons before his career winning percentage matched Gus Bradley's (.230)
0
He should follow Steve Smith out..
DaftFiction96
nfl
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 03:29:54
Hey Marvin I got an idea
0
Ultimogeniture guide you in your quest for super bastards
Lazarus174
CrusaderKings
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-01 15:38:05
Whelp, you've just changed my strategy for keeping my kingdom intact before I can push primo. Before I just made any sons other than my first commanders and hoped they died before I did, or console command killed them in the name of unity...
0
1st true 4k console, native 4k gaming, 4k blu ray player, most powerful console ever
crazychris4124
xboxone
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-08 23:59:03
How do you expect them to market Xbox Scorpio? I think the most successful way would be simply saying PS4 Pro has 4.12 terflops and the Xbox PlaceHolderName? has 6 teraflops What do you think they'll even name the Scorpio? They could start naming xbox by year, but I bet they'll give it a specific name because that's mu...
0
Seems to me like you got lazy on 4* of them
CrtrLe
KingdomHearts
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 03:52:47
Organization XIII Pick Up Lines Xemnas: "If light and darkness are eternal, then surely our love must be the same: Eternal" Xigbar: "Me, i'm already half of you." Xaldin: "I was stealing Beast's rose... for you." Vexen: "I'd create a replica of you if you won't date me." (Possibly jail) Lexaeus: "Let us bide our time a...
1
Totally... American Samoa... where them Girl Scouts get them cookies, right?
_wirving_
AskReddit
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 04:48:30
And American Samoa, and the Mariana Islands... But I'm not sure if everyone knows them all.
0
Yup checks out, is hair.
PortugalTheHam
UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 19:59:34
Playing with Her Hair
1
Nah guys, there's a gather step in there it's cut down to 4 steps now
almostansn
nba
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 05:33:09
J Parker fastbreak dunk that doesn't count
0
This warms the cockles of my heart.
irun247
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 05:44:52
**Justice is served! Praise Kek!**
0
How do you have .1 casualties?
trevtrev45
Terminator
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-26 05:45:43
0.0 CASUALTIES
1
Wait there are three of them?
sapereaud33
hamiltonmusical
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 06:00:35
The Schuyler Sisters
1
Ok will do
awesomebman123
Guildwars2
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 06:13:58
whatever you do dont forget your healer engi and your condi guardian
1
Clearly what this shows is that SF5 isn't a legitimate measure of aptitude.
platypuspracticus
Kappa
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 06:34:44
ALL USA WINNER'S FINALS ASIAN DICKRIDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
0
Lock him up!
DapperTapper
politics
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 06:59:38
But pizza and Scott Foval!
0
Harrison Bergeron!
tanglon
AdviceAnimals
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 21:31:32
I didnt understand that there are winners and losers until college
1
I always assumed that the world had to adjust to me?
nicksimp14
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 07:30:40
When you don't watch where you're going, you're gonna run into things. It's as simple as that.
1
The polar bears see him better in the snow, that's why!
godisawayonbusiness
AskReddit
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 07:30:55
Why would it be terrifying? Polar bears?
0
I like turtles.
ITomza
AskReddit
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-18 20:30:23
Reddit, Whats a random fact you know that you would like to share?
1
Shit, I was really hoping they'd keep working on Transverse
Nutchos
mwo
28
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 08:41:15
Didn't see this coming... MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries Pre-Alpha Footage (Mech_Con 2016)
0
and for the record I totally grab your moms pussy, but I found out there's a pickle in there, lol!
12yroldwithamic
HillaryForPrison
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 08:58:10
username checks out
1
shes not scripting, shes just amazing at this game
mysterydude489
leagueoflegends
14
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 11:50:33
Kayle scripting, dodging abilities with no vision almost point-blank
0
Didn't know that Device and Juliano is a thing.
fckns
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 17:54:06
Lets wish juliano and device all the best <3
0
NYTimes
bionikspoon
samharris
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 13:10:13
Is there an equivalent to Breitbart on the left?
0
Looks like a stock one, just rattle canned red.
pussy_player
ToyotaTacoma
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 13:18:45
What skid plate is that on the tacoma??
0
Type: Null might be a failed attempt to create a second Arceus though.
Dragon_Fang
pokemon
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-08 17:17:58
"Type: All" is Arceus
0
Ayup.
randombrain
talesfromtechsupport
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 19:08:48
That's a great way for the school to get sued/fined. Not legal at all.
0
And I should have realized that.
FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY
galaxys5
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 15:34:55
It was sarcasm. Should've been more direct.
1
Also, stolen valor is a worse crime against humanity than the Holocaust.
broadfuckingcity
ShitAmericansSay
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 15:58:32
As if people haven't faked being in the US military to get praise and free stuff.
1
Chicks dig big guys, not skinny sticks who aren't loyal.
broadfuckingcity
justneckbeardthings
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-27 15:24:59
An intellectual euphorically posing with his waifu. (Disclaimer:Just to be clear, I am not a professional picture maker. I am just enlightened by my MS Paint skills)
1
Of course, men have personalities and are full persons whereas females are just sex vending machines who are suppose to accept niceness tokens in exchange for sexy times.
broadfuckingcity
niceguys
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 20:16:39
how to spot a nice guy without knowing any context he refers to girls as "females" but to guys as "guys" and not "males"
0
I always thought the name applied to the two guys who started the company or currently own it together.
OwlRage82
firstworldanarchists
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 10:19:20
These guys get it
0
Thanks!
-Cubie-
SVExchange
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 21:33:36
great! I'm waiting in the plaza
0
The meaning in the title implies the high rate of change from a significantly lower unemployment rate.
salty_coffee
canada
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 16:49:41
Being from the east coast, it's hard to think of 9% as "soaring". The Atlantic provinces have been hovering in double digits for as long as I can remember, and everyone acts like it's normal.
0
You make a post without a link, how is everyone supposed to have watched that shit?
ragnarokaeris
hearthstone
48
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-10 08:20:17
What the fuck is going on with kripp's thumbs?
0
How tho?
Dean_Craig_Pelton
CFB
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 20:17:36
***YES***
0
That's not the MFA, that's the info files.
TheSomeoneMan
fivenightsatfreddys
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 19:21:41
Go to %appdata% mmf
0
you on some IGN shit
le_velocirapetor
hiphopheads
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 17:06:07
Pros: * Great voice. His natural voice has improved a lot, and you can tell that on Me and Your Mama and Stand Tall. * The instrumentals are interesting to listen to and super funky. Everything sounds pretty new to me as a rap fan. * The album is pretty short and easy to listen to imo. I don't consider anything filler ...
0
Stoptech kit?
austin713
infiniti
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 17:29:31
Just installed new pads and rotors on my G37x
0
Not playing competetive for a couple of days?
raynor7
Competitiveoverwatch
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 03:54:44
any way to stop getting troll symetras and torbs on my team?
0
Meh
1dad1kid
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 21:48:12
How do you feel about joe rogan as a comedian?
0
Reading this in the kid's voice from the overwatch cinematic trailer makes this even better
-Andromeda-
Overwatch
4
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 10:30:50
D.Va: "Initiating self-destruct sequence!" ... ... ... Tracer: **BOOM!** Ahhhh! (Something tells me the translation wasn't necessary but here you go anyways)
0
They are actually letting you watch the debate on the ESPNWatch app I believe so you can watch the debate and the game at the same time.
JanioPerez
Saints
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 18:15:30
ESPN has never shown a presidential debate, so it would be very weird to blackout it's highest rated show to broadcast the debate.
0
Someone more mature would have told him where to stick it a very long time ago.
BananaJammies
relationships
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 21:59:08
Nope. I'm only a year older than OP and this relationship sounds exhausting. I cannot imagine being woken up and screamed at for 3 hours for having the audacity to *fall asleep earlier than I said I would*. Like holy shit. Not that the girlfriend sounds really mature either.
1
"Aqui tem uma frase do Hitler que comprova isso..."
bkm_br
BrasildoB
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 18:29:29
"extrema esquerda"
0
Jesus fuck, is he a nosferatu?
molagbal33
awfuleverything
7
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 18:33:11
I don't even want to think about the honeymoon.
0
Evolve and Sunset Overdrive.
CRZYSPZ
xboxone
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 18:36:15
What is your favorite underrated game of this generation that is available on the Xbox One? I haven't really played too many Xbox One games that aren't BC games, so I can't really say (my only next-gen games I've played are Halo: MCC, Arkham Knight and Battlefield: Hardline). I've heard Arkham Knight get some flak, so ...
0
Nuke it from orbit.
FriendCalledFive
starcitizen
3
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-18 05:44:57
The USE button lives!
0
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
SCP239
madlads
24
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 17:04:13
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
0
But Sam is still alive.
ArchAngelofSloths
civbattleroyale
14
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-28 23:43:38
Considering they have to spend times with the likes of Mao & Sam Houston, while having nothing to do but watch millions die in the hellhole the world has turned into? Probably pretty somber. Or maybe they drink to help them ignore how terrible it all is~~
0
Parochial.
kegfullofshit
onewordeach
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 20:18:52
feels
1
why doesn't the government sprinkle magic all over the housing prices to make it go away?
mongoljungle
vancouver
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 19:41:29
B.C. affordable housing projects are not all new
0
I actually enjoyed the year I was on the rotating 1500 to 0300 car....
silverman780
ems
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-20 10:13:22
0400 start time? Throw me off a cliff. I can barely stand 0600.
1
dae think rappers can be measured objectively?
MrSirShpee
hiphopheads
13
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 22:34:49
sure u could debate it, but youd lose
1
Yup, If I can do anything, everyone who can't is just not trying
__WALLY__
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 20:15:48
Just quit. I don't get it.
1
Ya'll ever seen a game where we were down by 1 score and Matty *actually* led us to victory?
Rammathorne87
falcons
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 20:31:35
Game Thread: Chiefs @ Falcons I dislike automod.
1
Eh that's a pretty tough throw to make
coolyman13
KansasCityChiefs
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 20:36:51
ALEX WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT YOURE AN NFL QB
1
Yes, you assumed her gender, you bigot!
SovietMaudPie
The_Donald
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 20:38:38
someone waterboard this piece of shit and find out what he knows!!! (did i just break the law?)
0
But none of them can be called physical objects like a relic is supposed to be.
J3lander
Smite
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-10 13:53:42
except frenzy, wrath, sprint are all nouns.
0
Goes all the way up to ownership and front office, IMO
lord_mironia
Texans
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 21:01:05
Why do WE have to be garbage? Like why? Why can't be be one of those teams like the patriots that they are always superbowl contenders? Why can't we play football? Why does this happen to us? That's why I have no shame when I side bandwagon another team for some time.
1
*Clear* proof that the NFL is rigged.
EnragedPorkchop
nfl
5
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 21:27:44
Brady had to get 201 against the team he beat to get his first Superbowl ring. Can't write it any better than that.
1
But he was drafted higher.
TakenakaHanbei
nfl
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 21:28:38
lol hopefully the Denver sports media will STFU about how Lynch is a superior quarterback now
1
Hey let people play the game however they want
ConfusedDuck
2007scape
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 21:32:49
When you're bursting abby demons and some guy logs onto your world
1
You can really see the improvement by their record
ConfusedDuck
nfl
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 22:54:11
They have the Browns' rank improved since the preseason? Between them and me somebody is taking crazy pills because I don't see what they're seeing.
0
What makes you think the Raiders aren't happening?
plamplapla
vegas
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 04:50:01
Not this shit again! Just like with the Raiders it ain't happening. They tried it 2 years ago and no one other than the Mayor wanted to spend the money. People need to wake up.
1
Reposting!
Lhai5BielM
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 22:07:04
What do you enjoy that Reddit absolutely shits on?
1
Wait...Japan has a 15 month calendar?
otiswrath
funny
-1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 22:13:03
Ive made a simple comparsion between Japan and my country.
0
Now, if only we could clone him 10 times, we'd win the CL!
redsox6
chelseafc
68
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-01 15:56:14
How lucky are we to have Azpi. Team needs a LB: I got this. Team needs a CB: I got this.
0
In this case they could really use some freedom... no for real this time.
mtpender
gate
6
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-28 19:20:21
USA: Did somebody say... oil?
1
AND YOU SAY GLOBAL WARMING STILL EXISTS.
Crizzli
gifs
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-04 22:30:50
Frozen waves
0
If he gave you a quickie dickie then I think he has to get mod tbh
Sh0esy
PinocchioKDrama
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-05 16:02:37
JJMACCA as Mod How do you negros feel about JJMACCA becoming a mod? I think he's a cunt but he gave me a quickie in the toilet for mod.
0
And I'm over here getting shivers every time I use the urinal, oh yeah it feels so good!
kmpham2013
WritingPrompts
25
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-30 06:49:21
Actually got my first full body shiver in a long time from that. That was a work of art.
0
Are you trying to tell me that I don't get nervous around cops while driving
AfraidOfAtttention
BlackPeopleTwitter
8
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 18:31:34
to the degree its is experienced, most of the time yes