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He totally doesn't have malice towards you!
Hecate13
creepyPMs
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 23:44:16
Not the whole convo, but you get the idea ...
1
Motherfucker tryina steeeal my idea for an iPhone protective case design!
MajinPancake
CODZombies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 00:07:15
Recently got a new Apple Watch band. Figured his was the proper thing to do
1
Relieve stress and solve the problem at the same time by punching the headlight switch in its smug little face before you get out.
spaceminions
CherokeeXJ
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 00:25:16
Headlight chime now working Okay, so, for the second time this month, I have killed my battery by leaving my headlights on since there is no chime to tell me they're still on. It used to work, but recently has stopped working. Does anyone know where it is? I know I can get an aftermarket universal type chimer, but I'd ...
1
And a lot of people confront cops making demands.
alt_shift
news
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 00:27:11
Yeah a lot of people who witness their spouse get shot tend to be kind of shaky. What's up with that?
1
Nah bro they just don't respect Bisping
Fam515
MMA
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 00:34:13
One of the most iconic KO's in UFC history. Of course they're going to show it.
1
Sure, make more skins unavailable for people who solo Q, definitely a big improvement!
VincentKenway
Overwatch
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 01:50:12
Season 3 competitive point I think in season 3 they should make 1 more skin for every hero. And you can only unlock it with CP. in theory id like the skins to be more CP than getting a gun gold. It'd be a good switch up. And it'd be crazy to see a hero with the skin and gold gun. It'd really show you like that hero
0
Inb4 no pink guy
jppinclude
streetwear
117
117
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 02:04:37
Pink inspo album
1
Sad!
partanimal
politics
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 05:22:53
Awaiting nothingburger comments.
0
And that's why this is the first and last time you get the aux
seanzytheman
Music
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 05:29:18
Going to rick roll everyone
1
yeah stopping the people jaywalking are gonna stop the murders
bretw
ColoradoSprings
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 05:29:46
Yes, the police ARE OK with thefts and assaults. They happen every day on South Nevada, but where are the police? OH...they show up AFTER the fact. Right. But let's continue with that - it's worked out right?
1
Did Gogeta kill him?
Jojoxyz
DBZDokkanBattle
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 05:37:53
I Dont Need To Tank, Gogeta Will Kill Him
1
He lost the bag WHILE MAKING THIS ARGUMENT... If it could happen to such an upstanding citizen it could clearly happen to anyone.
BC_Trees
trees
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 05:58:08
His argument is that people are too stupid to keep things out of the reach of children? That's pretty flimsy.
0
The only acceptable answer you could have given was "that's the joke".
BlueScreenJunky
gaming
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 20:26:33
The reboots are what I'm referring to. Which are heavily inspired by Uncharted.
1
George Soros having them bused in from University City.
IsupportLGBT_nohomo
Charlotte
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 06:29:28
Those arrested during protest: Most local, most without criminal records
0
this is an Arrested Development gag.
jacobchapman
youtubehaiku
15
15
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 06:47:20
Mistaken identity, they were looking for the man's cousin
1
conscript your entire male population then we will start talking
kingfish101
WorldWarPowers
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 07:00:29
You have no idea what I'm capable of. I made a Kaiserliche Marine that matched the Royal Navy. Imagine what I can do with the capacity of England...
0
I thought rahat got indian citizenship, why should he face any problems?
anpk
india
-3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 01:44:56
And here we are crying over not being able to see Fawad/Maira/Rahat - Khans in bollywood!
1
that would hurt my sense of scale of the ~~galaxy~~ system.
ffilps
EliteDangerous
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 08:42:26
In-system jumps to other stars. Will we ever get them? What do you think?
1
you can only be racist if you're white, after all.
ffilps
funny
14
14
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 11:02:49
It's funny, but switch this to "black Girls be all..." and it would be the end of the fucking world wouldn't it?
1
But I heard leaving the person you were shooting at alive during a robbery and just killing their husband that was protecting your original target then running away was the way to rob people?
nukeyoo
worldnews
-2
-2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 09:13:07
So 3 "black men" randomly jumped out of the shadows, shot this guy and then ran away? Sounds like a paid execution
1
- a young person
AzureLight7
AskReddit
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 10:17:41
Can we get something thats actually an issue with young people? All I'm seeing are common human issues.
1
Seize him guys!
EseJandro
pebble
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 13:03:21
I love Pebble, but I'm moving to Apple Watch I've worn both the OG and PTR for a combined two years. I fell in love with both of them and soon found myself panicking if I left my watch at home. They helped me drastically reduce the number of times I pulled out my phone and completely erased my "what if they responded" ...
1
It's probably the infection he got from all his steroids injections.
LeoFerre
hockey
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 14:34:24
What the hell is wrong with Jagr's arm in this recent photo?
1
so this is why half life 2 was optimized, still doesn't run on the 486 tho
SFM_dude
pcmasterrace
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 14:34:56
Every programer should have to spend time coding for an old 486 system so they learn how to not waste code.
1
Dude, no way!
xSpRiNkLeZ
DestinyTheGame
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 14:56:36
Omnigul drops blues at up to 365. Great if you want to do the raid.
0
I happened by a dealer that was selling a VW potbelly stove.
Murph-Dog
tdi
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 14:56:39
How to spend $500 goodwill package dealer credit? My wife and I each have a $500 dealer credit (one Audi, on VW), which will expire soon. Our cars are due for service, but... what's the point given the very likely buyback? I'm looking for ideas for spending these credits on things that will be useful beyond the cars - ...
1
Do you mean a grilled cheese
saberslash49
food
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 15:00:58
Just add bread and you have a melt.
1
I hope you had fun with your drinking, then!
JohnnyBGucci
teenagers
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 15:51:27
I have osteoporosis
1
How else could you read that?
bostonthinka
todayilearned
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 16:07:59
all of which is interesting, as supposedly some white supremacists groups also use LOTR as indoctrination: the Orcs are the *evil blacks* coming to rape and pillage, and it's up to the *good white* people to stop them.
1
Yes, I'm sure that random person knows how you'll feel at some indeterminate point in the future much better than you do.
LoveandScience
TrollXChromosomes
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 16:17:53
MRW someone tells me that I'm going to regret my tattoos one day.
0
I try to use positive reinforcement above punishment but when we're not home i can't stop her from eating poop
probably_wont_rape_u
LifeProTips
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 01:30:58
training and punishment
1
missing the
AyyItsTheFonz
FIFA
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 16:46:13
So no
1
The best part about being a cop is you get to shoot dogs and retards without losing your job.
contemplateVoided
GunsAreCool
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 16:49:11
"He was an awesome kid": Family and co-workers distraught and shocked after deputy blows away 23-year-old at the beginning of a traffic stop
1
It couldn't be at a more opportune time for cable companies either, what with the complete lack of other options for consumers.
vomitous_rectum
television
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 16:56:31
The Average Cable TV Bill Has Hit a New All-Time Record
1
That's how baby boomers learn about those spoiled, entitled millennials.
Scarbane
television
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 17:14:28
People still watch cable?
1
Yep, to this day no one knows mark Twain 's real name.
stagefuknfour
books
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 17:16:13
He's using a pen name, so it's anonymous.
1
Good thing rope was "recently" invented for tying loads down on vehicles...
red_tux
Virginia
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 17:30:57
Woman riding a mattress on top of van dies after fall
1
I thought they did this before she announced.
kstinfo
politics
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 17:54:36
New York Times endorses Hillary Clinton for president
1
Better buy 9 1070s
Boogeeb
nvidia
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 18:14:12
My 7970 bit the dust yesterday, ordering a 1070 now. Have to have a card with 7 and 0 in it
1
Sounds like 'revisionist history' to me.
CarnivalOfSorts
todayilearned
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 19:03:24
TIL that the Confederate battle flag has a saltire instead of a cross to avoid the symbol of a particular religion from becoming the symbol of the nation
1
Game and watch has bucket and 9, he definitely has to be top ten
VerseGuy
smashbros
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 19:48:53
Think about how characters are optimized long term. No way Bayo isn't top 2 in this damn game. Witchtime and Afterburner are too good and they both belong to the same character.
0
Ale is a food right
spyingformontreal
DnD
20
20
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 20:17:59
DnD related food to eat during session?
1
Gee I wonder why?
cheecheyed
nfl
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 20:34:36
Former Bucs TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins was not claimed on Waivers
1
dangit, now I regret making it
Andaroodle
miamidolphins
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 20:51:46
New gif via the front page. We swimming pretty boys
1
I understand your concern for the irreparable damage the drag music scene has suffered, but can't we divide our attention between these two equally tragic events?
sushi_tv
rupaulsdragrace
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 22:13:53
Phi2 isn't the only one to get death threats Roxxxy did and so did Alaska. They have handled it better. Also all this Phi2 drama is taking attention away from other queens. Ginger has released music but everyone's still talking about Phi2.
1
Maybe the Jews should have, you know... just left Europe in the 20's.
FreeFacts
conspiracy
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 22:32:03
Maybe she should have you know... Moved
1
Man, you'd probably have to pay the tax on the original retail price, so you'd be like $159 to get it out the door fuck that
Werewolf35b
Android
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 22:47:53
At this point they could announce a Pixel phone better than the note 7 at 99 cents + taxes and people in here will bitch saying the phone will suck or something. I've been saying this for almost a month, everyone in here like to bitch about everyhting, its good people start noticing it.
1
I'm sorry my terrible story was so bad.
IBiteYou
worldnews
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 22:48:32
Please hit "report" on things like this so we can remove them quickly. We appreciate the help.
1
He did something wrong or every single other tester is paid by Apple
LivingwithED
iphone
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 22:52:22
iPhone 7+ home button and camera dead after 30 seconds in bowl of water
0
Gonna save your replay and show it you in 20 years again when Klopp is still the manager of LFC ;)
xDomox
LiverpoolFC
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 23:34:06
He doesn't. He even said "as a Footballer ruling out a move to Bayern is pretty stupid". If, god forbid, he doesn't stay with us 7+ years I think he'll manage them.
0
Wtf ?
ThexPredatorrr
SquaredCircle
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 17:47:11
Aj VS Hogan
1
At least Photos is well designed
freshmutz
NoStupidQuestions
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 23:08:07
It's a nightmare, and notorious for being a nightmare.
1
You might have to give out party hats to make up for it.
tapperyaus
paydaytheheist
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 23:11:10
Ah, shit. Original artist here, my bad.
1
Such balance.
preutneuker
WorldOfWarships
-17
-17
0
2016-09
2016-09-24 23:31:24
Broken arrow acknowledged, ordinance danger close.
0
Everyone sacrificed and contributed in WW2, no matter how big or small.
StopBanningMeMods
todayilearned
96
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 00:19:13
TIL that during WWII, other candy manufacturers donated their sugar rations to keep Life Savers in production so that the little candies could be shared with Armed Forces as a "tasty reminder of life at home".
1
Can confirm, will repost next week
its_xSKYxFOXx
pawg
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 00:37:28
@BlondeAndWet is her Twitter. This is a repost that gets posted here all the fucking time.
1
Oh of course that's exactly how it happened
Standin373
starcitizen
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 01:17:01
A lot of people didn't vote. It was mostly coffin dodgers with nothing better to do until Countdown was on.
0
Oh my, shelving pills means something VERY different where I'm from.
amphetameanwhile
worldnews
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 01:30:39
Does shelving antibiotics to reduce drug resistance work in practice?
1
I totally hate that magnificent alpha bastard!
berniebrah
politics
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 02:25:54
No one's falling for what you're doing.
1
Think of all the empowered third world children who make her high heels!
berniebrah
politics
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-15 14:45:32
Her brand is about women's empowerment?! And people buy into that?! This from the woman who said Daddy told her she could be anything she dreamed of, and chose to work protected under his shadow.
0
Chef our one true lord and Savior
QuiteMemey
CODZombies
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 22:34:00
Return of the meltdown
1
He will never win a General Election because he's unelectable
Gazatron_303
KeepCorbyn
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 05:29:31
Nice policies. Agree with all of them. Shame he'll never win a general election...
1
I think you forgot the
laman012
whitepeoplegifs
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 07:06:26
It's the narrative the Zionist media has been pushing since the 80s when MTV and rap became popular. It's their own to weaken the other white societies by getting their women to breed with blacks and create mud babies. The eventual endgame is that the Jews will have no real competition left and can enslave the poor and...
1
We should regulate weaponized shitposting
waste_gate
The_Donald
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 08:10:08
Some of us are slow, maybe we should use a tag to identify shitposts like this?
1
Don't even worry about it dude, it's just some wacky zany super silly in detail sex story about Arin's wife.
_InfamousJJ
rantgrumps
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 08:47:56
I feel like I know a disturbing amount of info about Arin and Suzy's sex life Like how in today's Kirby dreamcourse episode, Arin talked about how nuts can wack a pussy when you're doing it doggystyle... Or the other time in an OoT episode where Arin was talking about having sex with a girl in details and unless him an...
1
Responding officers forgot to be racist as per department guidelines.
8million
ProtectAndServe
19
19
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 08:51:58
i dont get it he should be swiss cheese by now
1
I bet he "boosted" you really well after all.
Siimcy
wow
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 10:50:09
Normal runs can be pretty interesting as well
1
cuz east needs to be united, because we could see last years that their lack of union with every other eastern region made them lose every international event!
Stalloh
leagueoflegends
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 12:22:49
Because the east is so united? Pretty sure Chinese fans aren't going to root for a KR team to win the cup anymore then a EU fan is going to root for an NA team. I like quite a bit of the NA teams, think they are really entertaining, have some good players. And I will root for them to come second, right after EU.
1
Here you forgot this
whiteout82
GreenBayPackers
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 13:07:48
You're right. We should just cut that arrogant bastard. Aaron is the entire reason that the Packers have sucked since 2009.
1
Plot twist: manufactured on 14nm LPP
lolfail9001
hardware
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 13:32:50
At first 2.1 teraflop looked meh, but then I released that's at 1367Mhz, this card may just be an overclockers dream if it goes to 2000Mhz+ like all the other cards do. Overclocked we're probably looking at something like 3 teraflops.
1
Yeah he is left footed so should get an LB card
GJGJ1
FIFA
19
19
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 14:51:16
Why would they give an RB card when he's a GK?
1
bayo doppler in a few more months
CasperDijkhorst
GlobalOffensiveTrade
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 15:15:13
decent looking knives around ~20 keys?
0
dodo rex will be on the island + the centre, dodo wyvern will be scorched earth
silverbullet1989
playark
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 19:08:40
Is this DoDo rex going to be on all maps or just SE?
1
Yeah, not Material enough for me.
mlloyd
Android
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 16:01:09
I'm just not a fan of the UI though, doesn't look as clean as chrome.
1
It's not normal so it's unacceptable!
iEatBluePlayDoh
StrangerThings
26
26
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 16:23:13
What's the problem with letting their kid get a buzz cut?
1
Oh yeah, evil Tumblr is gonna overpower us all and make it an Authoritarian state
Hoojiwat
worldnews
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 17:00:11
It is only a matter of time before SJWs start killing people in the 1st world for saying things that are politically incorrect.
1
What a DIRTY player, suspend him NOW!
adamTHEman95
nfl
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 17:19:16
Just gonna put it out there, that pop was 100% **legal** but if Ward did it, people would freak out.
1
My WR core of OBJ, Kelvin Benjamin, and Larry Fitzgerald sure is putting up some serious numbers today!
Aquahammer
fantasyfootball
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 17:55:31
0 targets for kelvin benjamin. Anyone know what's going on there?
1
Beats saying you have a groin problem
Clean39T
bicycling
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 18:05:30
My wife says I have a growing problem.
1
Those aren't closed you racist
WillHaveSexWithPi
MilitaryPorn
21
21
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 18:12:20
The rambo shooting with his eyes closed does it for me
1
Oh look at moneybags over here who actually gets to watch a *broadcast* of the game instead of a restream!
WD-M01
nfl
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 18:15:29
I'm watching a Sunday Ticket stream, and you guys are at least two full plays behind me. It's making this really weird.
0
You sound pretty racist.
John_Frum_
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 23:10:18
Trump gives Black man a second chance. Democrats are disgusted.
1
The song they play at the wedding though.... "Now I'm a fat house cat Nursing my sore blunt tongue Watching the warm poison rats Curl through the wide fence cracks Pissing on magazine photos" Just beautiful.
berthejew
AskReddit
56
56
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 18:41:27
Twilight. If you actively watch it it's complete garbage. But... It was on HBO or something years back and they played it over and over nonstop. I quickly started reading more as a result (couldn't find anything else on TV), and I'd have Twilight playing in the background. The cinematography and music are excellent, th...
1
Northern Lion.
Lilscribby
Showerthoughts
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 18:49:52
Anna Bell?
1
Easy, next coach will play Halilovic and they'll proceed to win every game.
elmagio
soccer
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:04:18
Probably would have helped if they had bought a defensive/central midfielder like Labbadia wanted. So that Hamburg can actually start attacks in the midfield not having to play around it. I don't see how a new coach will fix that problem.
1
You forgot the
AverageJoe1996
AskReddit
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:19:19
because there is no such thing as left or rite. they are in the same pocket of the same wealthy people keeping you distracted with sstupid shit while they rob you blind and keep you in poverty.
0
Inb4 new Valve update: awp ammo reduced to 10/10
rantqua
GlobalOffensive
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:25:40
Have you ever run out of ammo with your awp? I have never run out of ammo completely with my awp. When I say completely, I mean none in the mag and none on your belt. If you've run out completely, what happened?
1
Well he did throw that INT.
TIL_how_2_register
detroitlions
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:27:43
Matthew Stafford has been great this game and people are gonna find a way to blame him.
1
Surely it was just a fundie scientologist
passwordsayswhat
The_Donald
13
13
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:40:09
Terrible news. As usual, thanks r/The_Donald for being a sub where information and discussion are both up to date and uncensored.
1
Start seeing motorcycles!
kev23777
WTF
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 19:48:28
Biker with a death wish
1
But men aren't supposed to have long hair!
eatthus
LSD
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 20:34:04
Obviously a dude with long hair.
1
You mean we as a community shouldn't ask for reparations?
mattism78
The_Donald
94
94
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 20:47:16
Yes. Do not push further, as SJWs do, asking plumbing companies to introduce sensitivity seminars.
1
tbh ireallydgaf he sucks i don't look like an idiot misspelling it
bloodmeat
Redskins
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 21:07:59
*Barry*
1
We need to fund more of the DEA to control the situation!
bokonator
Drugs
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 21:09:11
Just yesterday, there were 7 heroin/fentanyl related deaths in ONE COUNTY in Ohio. All the while, Insys Therapeutics, which sells fentanyl, is spending $500k to convince people in AZ that weed is the real danger. It's time to fight back, folks. People are dying. Register to vote. Links in comments.
1
How dare members of the sport's media dedicate their time towards being sports media.
ApocApollo
NASCAR
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-25 22:44:06
In this week's edition of "Shit Utter Says", he goes after his colleagues
1
probably a young latino boy
lilpregn8ho
The_Donald
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 00:03:54
BREAKING: Mass shooting reported in Malmo, Sweden. Gunman is still at large
1
Dog filter=giving up?
Nman77
Tinder
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 02:28:53
This is what giving up looks like.
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Saturday Night dead amirite?
Matika7
NormMacdonald
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1
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2016-09
2016-09-26 02:45:55
Meh, SNL hasn't been funny since the late 90s. He recently said in an interview that he still watches SNL and when asked what he thought of it said "I don't like agenda comedy. I guess I could say that."
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Moderators, not fact checkers.
NotKumar
politics
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50
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2016-09
2016-09-26 02:46:42
and the moderator will say, ok next question.
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She hacked the online votes
iwant2poophere
rupaulsdragrace
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6
0
2016-09
2016-09-26 03:03:47
How'd she manage that?