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You didn't tip you cheap SOB
cb59
videos
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 00:07:03
Had the munchies at the hotel and a robot brought just what I needed.
1
I forgot that all N64 emulators are exactly the same.
MatMaf
nintendo
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 00:22:03
My N64 emulator works great on my PC.
1
Clearly the Plasma Pistol starts in CE were the most even starts.
Sylux102
halo
11
11
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 00:35:00
Personally I think it's the most perfect starting weapon we've had in the series
0
Because they have a goldfish's memory, so even if they had one, nobody would remember where it is.
AKFrost
starbound
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 01:24:42
why the dont the novakids get a role in being an artifact? currently all the races except for the novakids have artifacts (main storyline). I mean I understand that they where a player idea, but whyyyyyyyy, why would you leave those guys out?
0
And then the customer said yes, it's green
miggywrc
formula1
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 01:29:13
Autozone you say? Is it a 2 or 4 wheel drive?
1
you don't understand MURICAN is the only language that matters
fernandotakai
MMA
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 02:01:52
How's your Portuguese?
1
Don't forget to press the 4 buttons to activate his doorbell
teallen96
CODZombies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 02:14:09
We should take this, put it in a bag, place it on blundingdongs door step and forget to light it.
0
He wants to fight Dominick you goof
maximilien327
MMA
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 03:01:53
Theyre not even in the same division, and doesnt he want to fight TJ or something now?
0
I've heard that called 'killing' the yarn, too!
Grootitude
YARNPOOLING
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 03:13:02
I found that 'half felting' the Red Heart scratchy yarn works really well. I don't know if there's a technical name for it. I press an iron onto a wet towel over the piece and it softens up the fibers really nicely. Feels and flows more like knitting.
0
Please send your Social Security number, your credit card information and your mother's maiden name to this [address](https://reddit.com).
KamikazeSoldat
GlobalOffensive
12
12
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 03:35:19
I'd send them a scan of something else too, just to show my appreciation....
1
I'm surprised Colin Baker has that much support these days
Andrew0085
doctorwho
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 05:04:48
We had a poll on here recently for who is your favourite Doctor and Tennant won with almost half of the votes, on a BBC 50th anniversary poll either Tennant or Baker got first place. I agree he has many casual viewers but also a lot of Who fans like him.
1
That's some really good photoshop
Pepsimaxzero
mildlyinteresting
-3
-3
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 05:13:25
Dispensed some dark green paint into a gallon and made a perfect tear drop.
1
No it's not skewed at all what the hell are you talking about I'm right you're wrong
-JXter-
AskReddit
18
18
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 05:28:14
This is really skewed though. After all reddit is for discussions, so of course people here will tend to like that.
0
at least they didn't change the oil on midnight
Micoyski
magicTCG
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 06:07:16
Good point, I should make sure to steer clear of this thread.
1
He's already broken one of the seven deadly sins, so once you cross the line go nuts I say!
metricrules
atheism
-7
-7
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 07:47:20
Right, I'm sure if a close friend or family member of yours dies, you'll be perfectly fine with people joking about him maybe being a pedophile, or whatever bad reputation his line of work has.
1
What a fucking great strategy.
ScoobiusMaximus
politics
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 08:39:19
Trump says he was 'holding back' in debate with Clinton
0
Jiraiya tried to get Naruto to control the Nine Tails for most of the timeskip and it ended up being a complete bust.
generation3d
Naruto
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 09:55:49
Yeah, Naruto came back with big ball rasengan. Really? Thats it? 3 days to learn rasengan but 3 years to make it bigger.
1
Hue guess someone forgot to tell my solo q teammates about that skill gap
trytocensormetwat
RocketLeague
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 10:01:07
Well that explains it then. Good luck getting into blue. In my experience the gap between Rising Star and Challenger Elite is about 2x as large as that between Challenger 3 and Challenger Elite. It feels like the skill level just takes a massive upwards spike.
1
But the new Macs will and it will only be possible because of the new ultra low power chip Apple included
Two-Pack-Shaker
apple
11
11
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 10:27:46
Guess it's nice that they're still sending out the beacon to other devices to stop listening... But, the Mac doesn't even support Hey Siri...
1
That's because she had an earpiece with people telling her what to say.
Mijbr90190
politics
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 10:57:05
Wow, her delivery of that line was flawless.
0
Tip the waitstaff at least 25%, and don't be a dick.
hoopzdude421
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 11:23:31
What's a personal rule that you'll never break?
0
Not sure which one he started at, but they eventually moved him to Stalag 8b.
generic_brand_cola
history
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-23 18:50:06
Which camp?
1
Transgender people would not exist if there were no gender roles.
Frekkerebba
asktransgender
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 11:36:04
Transgender isn't about gender roles, right? Everywhere I go it seems people keep basing transgender dysphoria off of feminine/masculine personality traits or traditional gender roles in order to invalidate transgender people, but what I keep basing it off is what you'd prefer your body to look like and/or which commun...
1
Looks like someone left a lens cap on, rookie mistake.
8n0n
australia
9
9
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 11:59:56
Just took this selfie with my family here in Adelaide.
1
Valla's W build is also the best... Now Nazeebo... THIS MUST BE A SIGN!
ThatGuyThatDoneThat
heroesofthestorm
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 12:12:57
W build is the only thing worth talenting. I've always wanted them to buff W so I'm happy.
0
I did but they all left me hanging :(
Narnn
ShittyLifeProTips
17
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 09:58:16
Be gay in Saudi Arabia Trust me just do it
1
we need Trump to really show Putin what's-what.
BeMyOphelia
worldnews
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 13:53:43
This will go down as one of the biggest failures of the Obama Administration and NATO in the early 20th century. Not only did Russia get away with invading a country and taking the only part they have a strategic interest in (Crimea) , not only did they arm mal contents to create an illegal buffer state in Eastern Ukra...
1
How are you surviving in your war torn black community?
Capt-Lionel-Mandrake
politics
216
216
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 14:09:37
I'm brown. Not confused at all, we're the "bad people" that shouldn't have the same liberties.
1
Nah, if you're moving them around that much they probably won't get dusty
TerrorTanuki
interestingasfuck
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 14:14:44
Overpriced dust collectors
1
afaik tl;dr iirc
Xusiy
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 14:24:14
What is a sign of an experienced Redditor?
1
What about the ugly ones?
Aiyon
TumblrInAction
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 12:18:45
In todays edition of White Privilege, "I don't know of a single black woman who hasn't been mistaken for a sex worker."
0
Triforce - Hextech Gunblade - Rylai - Maw of Malmortius
TerraWolfy
leagueoflegends
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 15:04:34
Tell us a build from a recent game of yours and we'll try to guess what champion you were playing! title self-explanatory!
1
but its bad experience
skatchawan
politics
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 15:32:56
It's sort of like she is a strong woman who has been in this game for decades, and knows how to come through in the long run. Crazy how experience matters!
1
What does internet explorer have to do with this
plasticmacaroni
web_design
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 16:05:58
IE, it takes advantage of a cache because you're using the same URL/file as everybody else.
1
Won't Christy Clark think of the children?
lmgtfyftw
vancouver
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 16:20:28
He's right, until government increase the land supply, prices will be pushed higher and higher
1
YOU FUCKING RACIST!
raq0916
The_Donald
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 16:23:31
#BlueLivesMatter Pepe
0
Time to invest in jean jackets.
Formalist
news
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 16:55:38
U.S. Government To Pay $492 Million To 17 American Indian Tribes
1
yeah, I wonder why some people pick magics that are not lightning it makes no sense
aldersoul
ArcaneAdventures
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 17:23:22
it's the same as Why get Fire even though Lightning is stronger
1
That'll show the establishment!
DarkLordJigglypuff
politics
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 17:31:43
Depends on where you live. If you live in a "non-battleground" state, your individual vote on the federal level means very little. Being in Oregon, which is almost certainly going to landslide for Clinton, I feel comfortable casting my vote for President for either Johnson or Stein (coin flip) as a hearty "fuck you" to...
1
I'm vegan.
mryelllow
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 17:38:21
What is something you want to brag about but never can?
1
racist
xX_Metal48_Xx
pcmasterrace
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 17:50:43
Really Good Blacks
1
Why am I excited to see harden drive the lane in those
18thLetter
nba
28
28
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 17:59:28
Twitter: James Harden is really taking this point guard situation seriously, trying to replicate John Stockton's shorts and all
1
But he's not black so who cares about his unjustified death?
sharkuppercut
Bad_Cop_No_Donut
-8
-8
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 18:04:18
Police shoot and kill man wearing headphones, attempts to hand cuff the dead person and talk to him like he's resisting. Ruled justified. NSFW
1
Good thing I can cover people in a bubble
titan3845
DestinyTheGame
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 18:05:10
We've also all got a Void class now. Compared to last time this is a breeze.
0
He could play a new rapper on the come up
brownbubbi
AtlantaTV
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 19:07:13
I grew up in Atlanta and have been a TI fan more than a decade, but I wouldn't want him on the show. Atleast not yet. He's just way too big. Al/Paper Boi is a local rapper with one biggish hit. TI wouldn't be rocking with him.
0
Did he have a "book" as well?
blackbod
news
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 19:07:42
Unarmed black man killed by police in Southern California
1
If you don't hit the chest from 360 degrees, how can it grow?
DeepHorse
bodybuilding
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 19:32:16
Chest is one of my strong points and tbqh fam my chest training is 90% regular flat barbell bench. Mind muscle connection is good and all but never forget the #1 factor in muscle growth is just how much volume you hit the muscle with. I like benching and I'm good at benching and I want to get better at benching so I be...
1
It doesn't matter the quality anyway we can always 'enhance that'
Raejinn
WTF
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 19:35:34
I'd love to be at a cctv convention. To hear the talk about why 315p will remain the gold standard for the next 25 years.
1
But i thought we were always the good guys...
the_dark_dark
worldnews
-2
-2
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 20:44:52
We were there before Russia.
1
Females are the fucking worst.
blasek0
OkCupid
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 21:01:40
Males What's up guys? Fucking women right? God I hate em.
1
Because they didn't have Moroni 10:34-5 ofc
LeSchmall
exmormon
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 21:09:15
@TBMs: The Mormon church in the BoM fell into regular apostasy and had to be reformed every other generation or so. Why is it so hard to accept that today's Mormon Church could be in apostasy?
1
And if he didnt do it, he thought about doing it, and would have done it if he had the chance.
treerat
politics
5
5
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 21:15:17
Not really. You see, their policy of law and order is that the police is never wrong. So if he is in jail, that means he somehow is guilty.
1
You sound like a rapist
CrazyandLazy
AskReddit
-1
-1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 21:16:00
Let the perfect girl slip between my fingers. Three times, actually.
1
Well, you can't expect him to bother being nice if he's not gonna get laid out of it.
TVsFrankismyDad
creepyPMs
40
40
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 21:16:44
And then he wants her to guarantee (online, immediately) her consent to sex after the date. Ugggghhhhhhh.
1
Haven't seen that video before, nice find.
FTC_Publik
Warthunder
4
4
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 21:28:23
Enduring Confrontation
0
He sounds amazing over your production.
aGoodFrend
hiphopheads
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 21:46:32
appreciate any and all support :)
1
you forgot the
akajohn15
leagueoflegends
8
8
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 22:18:45
Trynd is straight up one of the hardest top laners in the game.
0
Tragic
Sputnik003
AskReddit
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 23:25:57
The straight twin was
1
But what's the significance?
VA_ALL_DAY
The_Donald
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 00:58:50
Jonathan Greenblat, the CEO of ADL was a Clinton White House aid.....
0
3, 1, 2
justbeingreal
pics
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 01:47:21
Reddit, I found a camera in Glacier National Park last weekend. Can you help me return it to these people??
1
I'm sorry you're too retarded to realize that that "cute little bobble head" is offensive to the people on the continent of Hawaii.
Pawneee
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 01:53:33
a good problem to have? finding something offensive. if the biggest problem in your life is a picture on the Internet, or a Hawaiian bobble head, life must be pretty good.
1
SMR is my favorite gun no
llDividendll
CODZombies
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 01:59:28
YOU forgot about adding tombstone and the SMR. How could you forget the best things in zombies smh
0
Read "Pens the Fuck," decided against additional beer.
lucy_eagle_30
hawks
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 02:17:19
**INTERMISSION WORD JUMBLE** CKUF EHT SNEP
1
Well, it would be your fault for being a cuck.
20person
EnoughTrumpSpam
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 02:33:24
It is not just ladies I mean if my girl friend cheats on me why the fuck would you attack me for it, I didn't do anything wrong she did.
1
BLM confirmed racist terrorist organisation!
creeperintruder
FULLCOMMUNISM
27
27
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 02:42:17
Black Lives Matter
1
if the petition gets 100 votes then rust will go back to legacy duh
destinyhero60
playrust
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 03:17:42
What's the point of this post
1
He's more of a feminist
altCognito
politics
33
33
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 03:44:47
No no, I was told Donnie is more LGBT friendly than Hillary!
1
Yes, I would put "all reporters" into the same category as a convicted felon known to literally frame (in the criminal sense) his political targets as baby murders, committing electoral fraud or otherwise.
altCognito
politics
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-17 17:14:25
No offense, but all reporters are professional conmen/woman who ruin lives for the sake of their own or their network/employers narrative. If you haven't noticed that, you have been spending too much time on this sub.
1
Pfft, programmers don't use compilers, they use computers dumbass.
MetaCommando
CringeAnarchy
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 03:52:47
She invented the compiler dude.
0
Good idea, I'll go for a rip around the block.
KingOfTheSalt
leaves
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 03:55:21
Yeah it's super rough dude but remember that after the first few days it gets a lot easier. I find getting out of the house and exercising when I first quit really helped me get some sleep and eat at least one decent meal a day until my body got used to not having its daily abuse. Also a short course of SSRI's can real...
1
just get better at the game.
Stink_Reynolds
halo
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 03:59:28
Gungoose prevents my existence
1
Le tit die?
Sylpheon
BigBrother
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 04:45:38
#L E T I T D I E
1
oh hey forgot the
The_Gooch_Goochman
todayilearned
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 06:41:22
uhhhhh
1
Asa e, mai bine sa castige PSD si sa faca ordine in justitie si la DNA.
Ganymede07011610
Romania
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 07:47:23
Suna a presiune din partea partidului. Cred ca PNL-ul a vazut sondajele si si-au dat seams ca au belit-o fara ceva game-changer. Sper ca Ciolos sa nu faca greseala de a merge la pnl.
1
Yes, killing any old North Korean citizen is commendable
14Deadsouls
soccer
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 11:06:33
Or shooting a North Korean in the head with an automatic rifle.
1
Yes, clearly people doing illegal chemicals while primarily working in computer engineering are going to be experts in measuring the doses of drugs.
flamingcanine
news
-4
-4
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 12:18:45
Making thousands working in Silicon valley... no I don't think they are gonna screw up the dosage
1
That's racist!
SJWs_Suck
justneckbeardthings
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 12:40:06
Phew, almost had me until that last one. Being white is the best.
1
Ya little wank (Is that brit talk?)
LikeAnAbsir
pokemongo
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 12:44:12
Oh I know it is, nonetheless it is still annoying to a Brit like me. So please do me a favour and become a saviour for your people by honouring my language without using any more colourful terminology, you dingus.
1
Browns playin that 4D Space Chess.
slugpmc
nfl
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 13:42:06
Patriots have signed 14 members of the 2013 Cleveland Browns
1
But there's no pahrking down dere...and its unsafe!
Giant_Slor
Buffalo
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 14:03:15
More Signs Pointing to Canalside Coming
1
That's just smart.
PrinceOWales
EnoughTrumpSpam
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 15:48:15
Donald Trump's company violated the U.S. embargo against Cuba
1
Lol esports isn't profitable.... how would they ever afford such precious commodities as fresh food.
Dakkon107
leagueoflegends
-4
-4
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 15:54:50
Does Riot provide the bananas? Sometimes we see TSM members eating bananas between two games...
1
Well magic online prize structure was too calculated before we gotta add some randomness too it
runhome
magicTCG
7
7
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 16:59:29
This is the online equivalent of a store offering prize packs for fnm instead of store credit. It's a cash grab for the company that forces the player to keep investing more money because instead of getting packs that can be sold for tickets that can be used to buy singles or enter leagues instead a player has to hope ...
1
Vivid lands combo with proliferate
runhome
EDH
11
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 21:17:38
The vivids are not as bad as people shit on them for. They aren't exactly rockstars, but they could be much worse.
1
Shocking
Clyde_Died
todayilearned
3
3
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 17:53:02
TIL materials needed to produce a pair of $199 Beats Solo HD headphones totalled a whopping $16.89, which is approximately 8.5% of retail price.
1
Shocking
Clyde_Died
todayilearned
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 17:53:07
TIL materials needed to produce a pair of $199 Beats Solo HD headphones totalled a whopping $16.89, which is approximately 8.5% of retail price.
1
I thought it was the women's choice...
Macinsocks
news
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 20:12:23
Female chess players accuse governing body of sex discrimination after being told they must wear hijab
0
Forty dollars dollars
GETMONEYGETPAlD
supremeclothing
6
6
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 20:55:52
Spent $90 on Gildan
1
My Money's on Dark Eschamali, we already had Light and blue!
nanaki989
PuzzleAndDragons
12
12
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 21:00:34
Halloween 2016 Now that Halloween is right around the corner any ideas what might be coming in terms of dungeon/ mp monster/ REM? I'm debating if I should save up my stones and farm some MP in preparation.
1
Wow this is cool ive never seen this picture before on reddit
sofaword
pics
-4
-4
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 21:05:52
This Ancient Commodore 64 Is Still Being Used to Run an Auto Shop in Poland
1
Yeah it is, the new revolutionary alumigo hard!
hilariousness123
Throwers
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 21:54:08
7068 is that ALUMIGO HARD shit, right?
0
I think Arcanine would have a decent shot at it with Bite or Fire Fang and Fire Blast.
tthompson5
TheSilphRoad
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 22:05:56
The issue is being unable to train as the CP difference is much too great without a perfect match up type wise and perfect dodging. Find me a pokemon under 1110 that can train against a 1700 Executor.
1
You mean people don't like being deafened by Harley Davidsons?
UnderThe102
AskReddit
6
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 01:01:58
If I can hear your car from 10 blocks away, you probably have a tiny dick.
1
Username checks out.
fuckimbackonreddit9
sports
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 22:29:29
It's not less serious, it's one of the bigger tournaments. It just has a different atmosphere about it, unlike the masters. Source:work in golf
1
Yea, just let the banks fail and America would be fine and the financial crisis would be averted!
enantiomorphs
bestof
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 23:44:56
Well our government is heavily involved in banking. They basically told them that they could give out as many shitty loans as they wanted because when shit hit the fan, they would get bailed out. It's welfare. So a person or company that knows they have no financial consequence for risky and poor business decisions is ...
1
I can see that everyone agrees with you.
SkinsEUW
DestinyTheGame
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-29 23:56:19
New vendor coming. No implications.
0
Pretty sure they react to you because you helped the windlord guy, or at least that's what they'd all say before turning friendly for me.
The_Newmanator
wow
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-25 15:56:04
Some elementals in Stormheim react to the Ele Shaman artifact. They're normally hostile but they turn neutral and allow you to pass. Amazing I know.
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It's not my fault I'm making a U-turn from the farthest right-hand lane!
ohlookahipster
savedyouaclick
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1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 01:30:37
Have you ever driven in Portland? I've taken a car through San Francisco and LA, but nothing compares to Portland traffic. Everyone drives a lot slower in Portland, but holy crap are hipsters unpredictable.
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but fnatic is in worlds right now?
VirtualAdvanceNA
leagueoflegends
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1
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 01:34:14
When this post is round about 365 days old, fnatic will be back at worlds
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but theres anecdotal evidence!
spasm01
politics
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2
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 02:43:13
I'm a democrat. I dgaf what she has to say about anything. I mean anything. Especially when she takes a false position of authority about issues like cannabis.