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0	for north carolina attorney general, running for governor will mean taking on his top client
1	man takes parents on tour of city where he came to escape them
1	clinton laughs off idea she politically savvy enough to launch revenge campaign on kavanaugh
0	monstrously 'nasty' ancient crocodile gets named after lemmy from motorhead
1	officemax employee was here when gel pens were big
1	dunkin' donuts unveils new seasonal rotting jack-o'-lantern latte for end of fall
1	attempt to buy gift for boyfriend results in hatred of boyfriend
1	And I just spent all that money on a new camera. Pity.
0	what's for breakfast? how about some monsanto weed killer?
0	norman lear, common, shonda rhimes to explore inequality in epix documentary series
0	techview: linus torvalds, inventor of linux
1	panicked studio delays 'man of steel' to get more shots of people looking up in awe
0	james franco opens up about a very 'uncomfortable' sex scene
1	coffee shop customer asks if guy at next table would mind watching while he goes to bathroom
0	8 awesome (yes, awesome!) things about toddlers
0	And where, pray tell are you pulling THIS strawman from?
0	toward a fairer admissions process
1	is your privacy being violated? an exclusive hidden-camera investigation
0	building a sustainable 'highway of the future'
0	the '7th heaven' cast reunites for the first time in 8 years
1	dennis hastert fights to locate, save neck
1	christian bale given neutered male statuette named oscar
0	hpps social shares - test 2
1	cash-strapped oscars to give out emmys
1	light beer healthiest food option at stadium
0	No, I mean evolution, in which statistically random variation is but one factor. It's a terrible mistake to equate evolution with pure chance.
0	first up at the toronto film festival: jake gyllenhaal's 'demolition,' the stunning 'lobster' and more
0	hawaii had more snow this week than denver or chicago has had all year
0	pamela anderson slams australia's treatment of refugee's dog in papua new guinea
0	newsweek's top editor and staffers suddenly fired
0	I agree that during debate of an issue like this both sides can get pretty nasty. However, you would be hard-pressed to find a place where those that are choice are screaming in your face, interrupting your personal life on an already hard day like this.
1	masters in writing fails to create master of writing
1	poll: 78% of americans hope cataclysmic event wiping out humanity will have big tidal wave
0	roy moore may have been banned from a mall for harassing teen girls in 1980s
0	seth meyers' spoof ad shows how teenagers are actually saving the country
0	trump administration picks strange fight with meals on wheels
0	in his new act, tommy tune vows to be a 'vitamin for the spirit'
0	how the host of 'river monsters' hopes his show will inspire environmentalism
0	beyonce's out there making corset pants happen
0	watch evacuating soccer fans sing the french national anthem after paris attacks
1	5-year-old reluctantly lets crying mom sleep in his bed again
1	dad hands phone off to mom immediately after being wished happy father's day
0	man surprises girlfriend by drawing them in different animation styles
1	hospital guest has creepy feeling someone might have died in her room
1	pile of crap excites publicist
1	alcoholic recovered
0	a new 9/11 gift shop
0	Right. And that is the reason for peer review. Creationists don't subject their ramblings to peer review. That is why so much care is devoted to the proper construction of experiments to test the hypotheses by real scientists. Creationists just invent ad hoc stories without any experimentation.
1	elmo admits he's uncomfortable working with gay puppeteer
0	Yes, you are missing something. How come age doesn't start at conception? How come when babies are born they aren't 9 months old instead of, well, seconds old.
1	plastic bag still up in tree
0	what i learned about love from my boyfriend's depression
0	why we should tip service workers generously
0	climbers abandon everest amid fresh avalanches
0	apparently reese witherspoon likes j.crew as much as we do
1	That's right, a broken clock tells the right time twice a day, and gun hating hoplophobes are never right.
1	anonymous source informs bob woodward he hasn't been relevant in 40 years
1	If I thought you'd understand in the least bit why it's important to scrutinize possible occupants of the White House, I'd explain how I feel about. However, you are a hopeless case.
0	how to re-ignite the spark in your body, mind and soul
0	pepsi ceo: kendall jenner ad 'made me scratch my head'
0	on the anniversary of dr. gunn's death, thank an abortion provider
0	are voters pining for a third-party candidate? it's complicated.
1	greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore'
0	why it's taking so long to get more electric cars on the road
0	watch: stories you won't believe from some of the world's dirtiest jobs
1	oh ok, so I assume you don't live in your own house? I was trying to picture over 61 people fitting into one house. :)
1	report: increase in gun sales to be most concrete result of obama's pro-gun-control speech
0	Explained away means what? If you don't agree with the mainstream you are wrong. He has not been refuted and he has lots of pictures. Why not go to his site and look?
1	emeril bams groupie
1	coworker with fluorescent bike vest treats office to futuristic light show on way to desk
0	california just made it easier to fire bad teachers
0	bikini-clad britney spends spring break with her sons
0	maine leading the way on government of, for and by the people
0	carly rae jepsen just released her new single, 'all that'
0	the vicious knot of syria, the untangling process contains solutions in our time
0	these astronauts hugged it out in response to reporter's question about political tension
1	Free traders, rummers, smugglers, disdainers of law, pirates, essentially. But wait! Weren't the pirates a Marxist lot? Aren't there rumors about Black Beard and his communistic leanings? Smugglers And Smuggling in Cornwall
1	usher to put shirt back on when usher ready to put shirt back on
1	lawyers opposing health care law cite kids-with-pre-existing-conditions-can-go-fuck-themselves clause
0	the currys' nursery for their second baby is freaking adorable
0	how netflix's serial killer drama 'mindhunter' draws from real life
1	resolute congress passes second amendment again
1	labor dept. creates 20,000 new hobbies for nation's jobless
0	singing the methane blues
0	a brief (pun intended) history of lawyers in movies
0	woman went into labor on beach in nice during attack
1	man disgusted just by constant thought of 2 guys kissing
1	trump suffering horrible indigestion after eating fresh, well-prepared state dinner meal
1	'i want to be with someone else,' says woman who must think 3-time hyundai sales leaders grow on trees
1	wal-mart greeter at death's door
1	emmanuel macron amused by little differences in french, american islamophobia
1	Translation; "Do what I say or I will kick your @ss." Sounds a lot like the mafia. And you love this diety?
0	lone man tries to take on a crowd of looters in ferguson
0	What?! Then how do we discount the Gospel of Thomas or any of the gnostic gospels? How are they wrong and the canonical gospels true? If historians held the "it does not matter what the document contains" standard, there'd be no knowing anything.
1	first-grader reeks of urine
0	Did I say that? No. I blame a society of judgemental, unintelligent people. Nothing to do with how you view abortion or reproductive rights.
1	yea, I often forget ToE is a mental concept, not a scientific one. Nothing -- and I mean nothing -- will ever dismantle it in the minds of the faithful. Materialism is so entrenched in your mind that even if an animal generates a new piece of morphology by mere thought, sensation or awareness, and then passes that trait down to progeny, (which has been shown on here) you still think materialism stands. It's an unfalsifiable mindset that you and millions of others have created for yourselves.
0	rapper french montana launches campaign to help dreamers go to college
0	here's how to stay on leonardo dicaprio's private island
0	with his new york walkover, donald trump takes a big step toward 1,237

0

for north carolina attorney general, running for governor will mean taking on his top client

1

man takes parents on tour of city where he came to escape them

1

clinton laughs off idea she politically savvy enough to launch revenge campaign on kavanaugh

0

monstrously 'nasty' ancient crocodile gets named after lemmy from motorhead

1

officemax employee was here when gel pens were big

1

dunkin' donuts unveils new seasonal rotting jack-o'-lantern latte for end of fall

1

attempt to buy gift for boyfriend results in hatred of boyfriend

1

And I just spent all that money on a new camera. Pity.

0

what's for breakfast? how about some monsanto weed killer?

0

norman lear, common, shonda rhimes to explore inequality in epix documentary series

0

techview: linus torvalds, inventor of linux

1

panicked studio delays 'man of steel' to get more shots of people looking up in awe

0

james franco opens up about a very 'uncomfortable' sex scene

1

coffee shop customer asks if guy at next table would mind watching while he goes to bathroom

0

8 awesome (yes, awesome!) things about toddlers

0

And where, pray tell are you pulling THIS strawman from?

0

toward a fairer admissions process

1

is your privacy being violated? an exclusive hidden-camera investigation

0

building a sustainable 'highway of the future'

0

the '7th heaven' cast reunites for the first time in 8 years

1

dennis hastert fights to locate, save neck

1

christian bale given neutered male statuette named oscar

0

hpps social shares - test 2

1

cash-strapped oscars to give out emmys

1

light beer healthiest food option at stadium

0

No, I mean evolution, in which statistically random variation is but one factor. It's a terrible mistake to equate evolution with pure chance.

0

first up at the toronto film festival: jake gyllenhaal's 'demolition,' the stunning 'lobster' and more

0

hawaii had more snow this week than denver or chicago has had all year

0

pamela anderson slams australia's treatment of refugee's dog in papua new guinea

0

newsweek's top editor and staffers suddenly fired

0

I agree that during debate of an issue like this both sides can get pretty nasty. However, you would be hard-pressed to find a place where those that are choice are screaming in your face, interrupting your personal life on an already hard day like this.

1

masters in writing fails to create master of writing

1

poll: 78% of americans hope cataclysmic event wiping out humanity will have big tidal wave

0

roy moore may have been banned from a mall for harassing teen girls in 1980s

0

seth meyers' spoof ad shows how teenagers are actually saving the country

0

trump administration picks strange fight with meals on wheels

0

in his new act, tommy tune vows to be a 'vitamin for the spirit'

0

how the host of 'river monsters' hopes his show will inspire environmentalism

0

beyonce's out there making corset pants happen

0

watch evacuating soccer fans sing the french national anthem after paris attacks

1

5-year-old reluctantly lets crying mom sleep in his bed again

1

dad hands phone off to mom immediately after being wished happy father's day

0

man surprises girlfriend by drawing them in different animation styles

1

hospital guest has creepy feeling someone might have died in her room

1

pile of crap excites publicist

1

alcoholic recovered

0

a new 9/11 gift shop

0

Right. And that is the reason for peer review. Creationists don't subject their ramblings to peer review. That is why so much care is devoted to the proper construction of experiments to test the hypotheses by real scientists. Creationists just invent ad hoc stories without any experimentation.

1

elmo admits he's uncomfortable working with gay puppeteer

0

Yes, you are missing something. How come age doesn't start at conception? How come when babies are born they aren't 9 months old instead of, well, seconds old.

1

plastic bag still up in tree

0

what i learned about love from my boyfriend's depression

0

why we should tip service workers generously

0

climbers abandon everest amid fresh avalanches

0

apparently reese witherspoon likes j.crew as much as we do

1

That's right, a broken clock tells the right time twice a day, and gun hating hoplophobes are never right.

1

anonymous source informs bob woodward he hasn't been relevant in 40 years

1

If I thought you'd understand in the least bit why it's important to scrutinize possible occupants of the White House, I'd explain how I feel about. However, you are a hopeless case.

0

how to re-ignite the spark in your body, mind and soul

0

pepsi ceo: kendall jenner ad 'made me scratch my head'

0

on the anniversary of dr. gunn's death, thank an abortion provider

0

are voters pining for a third-party candidate? it's complicated.

1

greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore'

0

why it's taking so long to get more electric cars on the road

0

watch: stories you won't believe from some of the world's dirtiest jobs

1

oh ok, so I assume you don't live in your own house? I was trying to picture over 61 people fitting into one house. :)

1

report: increase in gun sales to be most concrete result of obama's pro-gun-control speech

0

Explained away means what? If you don't agree with the mainstream you are wrong. He has not been refuted and he has lots of pictures. Why not go to his site and look?

1

emeril bams groupie

1

coworker with fluorescent bike vest treats office to futuristic light show on way to desk

0

california just made it easier to fire bad teachers

0

bikini-clad britney spends spring break with her sons

0

maine leading the way on government of, for and by the people

0

carly rae jepsen just released her new single, 'all that'

0

the vicious knot of syria, the untangling process contains solutions in our time

0

these astronauts hugged it out in response to reporter's question about political tension

1

Free traders, rummers, smugglers, disdainers of law, pirates, essentially. But wait! Weren't the pirates a Marxist lot? Aren't there rumors about Black Beard and his communistic leanings? Smugglers And Smuggling in Cornwall

1

usher to put shirt back on when usher ready to put shirt back on

1

lawyers opposing health care law cite kids-with-pre-existing-conditions-can-go-fuck-themselves clause

0

the currys' nursery for their second baby is freaking adorable

0

how netflix's serial killer drama 'mindhunter' draws from real life

1

resolute congress passes second amendment again

1

labor dept. creates 20,000 new hobbies for nation's jobless

0

singing the methane blues

0

a brief (pun intended) history of lawyers in movies

0

woman went into labor on beach in nice during attack

1

man disgusted just by constant thought of 2 guys kissing

1

trump suffering horrible indigestion after eating fresh, well-prepared state dinner meal

1

'i want to be with someone else,' says woman who must think 3-time hyundai sales leaders grow on trees

1

wal-mart greeter at death's door

1

emmanuel macron amused by little differences in french, american islamophobia

1

Translation; "Do what I say or I will kick your @ss." Sounds a lot like the mafia. And you love this diety?

0

lone man tries to take on a crowd of looters in ferguson

0

What?! Then how do we discount the Gospel of Thomas or any of the gnostic gospels? How are they wrong and the canonical gospels true? If historians held the "it does not matter what the document contains" standard, there'd be no knowing anything.

1

first-grader reeks of urine

0

Did I say that? No. I blame a society of judgemental, unintelligent people. Nothing to do with how you view abortion or reproductive rights.

1

yea, I often forget ToE is a mental concept, not a scientific one. Nothing -- and I mean nothing -- will ever dismantle it in the minds of the faithful. Materialism is so entrenched in your mind that even if an animal generates a new piece of morphology by mere thought, sensation or awareness, and then passes that trait down to progeny, (which has been shown on here) you still think materialism stands. It's an unfalsifiable mindset that you and millions of others have created for yourselves.

0

rapper french montana launches campaign to help dreamers go to college

0

here's how to stay on leonardo dicaprio's private island

0

with his new york walkover, donald trump takes a big step toward 1,237