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0	mark hamill gives 'stars wars' super fans the fright of their lives
0	Because he was found guilty of murdering a minor rather than an adult. Any crime committed by an adult against a child is more heinous in nature.
1	parents reminisce to children about dating algorithm that brought them together
0	'3 generations' stars discuss the power of telling trans stories
0	larry nassar's boss accused of assaulting students in practice exam
0	the new new net neutrality
0	serena williams knocked out of olympics in stunning third-round loss
0	I don't think VoR realizes that we see him gay-bash without a second thought that we recognize his socalled "coy" tricks. "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but............"
1	strom thurmond begins preparing cabinet
1	The frequency of legitimate ones doesn't warrant my walking around armed all the time IMO. How does my being unarmed put you at risk? Think I should be prepared to shoot someone for you in case of emergency? Touchee yourself.
1	Possibly, I must admit I never tried to gain access to swords whilst over there.
1	no one on pirate ship has any idea what 'splicing the mainbrace' means
1	crowd at trump rally realizes they've been chanting 'we are frightened and helpless' for last half hour
1	area man has own version of neighborhood-watch program
1	area woman not about to miss ally mcbeal for that
1	female friend group fails in one duty of providing good gynecologist recommendation
0	You know what they mean, I know what they mean, but as someone involved in teaching evolution to high school kids I wish they'd avoid the implication of purposeful change and just refer to beak size changing in response to new selective pressure.As I said, I may just be being nit-picky. Language apart, this is another nice example of evolutionary change happening right before our eyes.
1	gerber: feeding formula to baby helps infant bond with parent corporation
1	office cheering on employee going for 32-minute nonstop work streak
1	firewood, bread top new russian agenda
1	Not quite sure what you are talking about, Iangb. And I really don't have time to crack the code so if you have a specific question, just ask it already.
0	protesters descend on ice san francisco headquarters after immigration raids
1	nation's math professors announce plans to continue wearing chinos with running shoes indefinitely
1	ghost of carl sagan warns against dangers of superstition
1	algebra notebook forced to bear the brunt of teen's song lyrics
1	fred thompson fears presidential run will typecast him as politician
1	facebook bans extremist figures after designating them dangerous to its public reputation
1	model railroading a harsh mistress
0	this week in world war i, january 3-9, 1915
0	these posts reveal the terrible double standard of how we handle black death
1	God love the world so much he inconvienced himself for 3 days. Pretty bloody , insisting on the sacrifice of your own son .. so pay yourself for the sins of others.
1	korean pop group bts shakes up lineup by adding really old guy
1	school principal pauses for applause that never comes
0	edison electric institute's anti-solar, pr spending revealed
1	4th grader panics upon realizing classmate giving presentation had exact same summer as he did
0	israeli forces kill at least 16 palestinian protesters along gaza border: officials
1	area teen accidentally enters teen center
1	hollywood plans big-budget remake of mr. & mrs. smith
1	I am willing to look at you, me and anyone and tell them if they are not prepared to love and nurture what is produced by sex, don't have it. If you are, get it on.
0	we're obsessed with this magical new harry potter dishware
0	10 things not to do before your next race
1	hillary clinton opens new presidential library charting course of purely theoretical tenure as commander in chief
0	our homes, ourselves and creating the perfect stress-free environment
0	Well, this gets rather complicated. A very young child does not get to choose his or her adoptive parents. Who decides on who adopts whom depends on the kind of adoption and the policies of the particular adoption system. In private domestic adoption, the birth mother usually gets to decide on who will adopt her baby. The foster care system is organized differently, and international adoption is different still and depends on the country from which the child is being adopted. So it's pretty much impossible to generalize about adoption policies and practices. They vary greatly.The point is that the purpose of adoption is to protect the rights of the child.
1	society tea party spoiled by ocelot
0	talented kiddos recreate iconic 'dirty dancing' scene on 'america's got talent'
1	goldfish can't stand bowlmate
1	all-knowing invisible hand of free market once again guides millions in profits to nation's bead stores
1	mom's christmas stocking noticeably less full
1	federal troops seize neglected child in pre-dawn raid
1	trump bestows medal of honor on john mccain's tumor
0	van jones: tough-guy 'trumpzilla' has become 'president snowflake'
1	new evidence reveals christ lounged in tomb for extra hour before finally rising from grave
0	here's even more evidence trump is lying about massive voter fraud
1	baltimore preparing for hurricane joaquin by adding second layer of plywood to shuttered small businesses
0	how pirates and hackers worked together to steal millions of dollars in diamonds
1	'st. elsewhere' pa grilled by howie mandel's biographer
0	let's try to talk about race
0	Actually there is a better solution. Mandatory male and female birth control pills, financial penalties if you stop taking. Anyone who would get off the pill would want a kid, therefore, abortions would cease.
1	unmanned military drone briefly grasps senselessness of war
1	report: more women choosing to freeze their eggs until age when sudden, unexplained mass infertility places society on verge of collapse
0	13 badass grandparents who are having more fun than you
0	lawsuit against uber by driver charged with murder a hoax, court says
0	Your claim is not supported in the least. If we look to the landmark abortion case Roe v. Wade, we find that it was not women seeking abortions that were punished, but the people who procured the abortion that were. It would be the same if abortion were again made illegal. To prove this, we need only to look at a recent abortion regulatory statute: the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act. Needless to say, there are far less doctors who perform abortions than there are women who seek them, and because it was not a problem executing abortion law prior to 1973, it likewise won't be a problem executing abortion law should abortion be made illegal again.
1	privileged little artiste writing something oh-so-precious into his moleskine notebook
0	syria misses another chemical weapons benchmark despite 'significant progress'
1	will smith: the black man everyone at work can agree on
0	the unsolved tupac and notorious b.i.g. murders to be the focus of new true crime series
0	it's time to stop chasing the impossible ideal
1	new pixar employees required to watch adorable sexual harassment video
1	new boyfriend charming pants off baskin-robbins staff
1	u.s. intensifies empty-threat campaign against north korea
1	Well, you certainly defended this video, Archangel. How interesting to now hear that you were defending material you hadn't even viewed. But I'm not going to do your homework for you. It's on this thread; jyoshu posted it. So search his posts on these pages.
1	fda figures it will get around to regulating supplements with names like black widow, yellow demon
0	car bomb kills three in southeastern turkey
1	all of man's accomplishments overshadowed by hefty birth weight
1	responsibilities track man down inside dream
0	So everyone thinks that "evolutionists" should seize power or something? If that is true, it is because evolution is very widely accepted.
1	nation hoping for a windy flag day
1	'your father died peacefully in his sleep,' assures hospice nurse who spent past 6 months watching man wither away in agony
0	slick rick praises the first-ever global hip-hop day
1	music compels weak man to dance
0	That's the standard dance. Victor Stenger didn't say it that way. On the back of his book, one review puts it this way;
0	listen to these parents teach their kids about consent
0	rewriting nepal: 2014 is marked by sparkling english-language debuts
1	best visual effects oscar introduced by highly acclaimed lens flare
1	condé nast launches 'the new yorker for black people'
0	nick cannon wilds out on twitter to shut down those mariah carey rumors
1	cat speed-dials ex-girlfriend
1	weeping willow gets bangs
1	I guess the Sinagua ruins and the Kayenta, Anasazi Wukoki ruins in Arizona just don't stack up against them big old Jewish buildings.
0	this is the world in your voice.
1	obama a little creeped out by how much everyone in kenya celebrating reelection victory
1	report: you're actually saving money with roller rink membership
0	If I am to believe in something even if it's scientific, I should be able to challenge the belief's of the person who's pushing it. If they don't believe in what they're selling, why should I.
1	queen elizabeth watches as oxen pull apart farmer who failed to provide yearly tithe of grain
0	this 4-year-old adores chris pratt so much, she totes around a cutout of him
0	your weight is just a symptom
0	3 roads to joy: 5 questions to start the journey now
1	new toyota suv holds eight passengers and their suvs

0

mark hamill gives 'stars wars' super fans the fright of their lives

0

Because he was found guilty of murdering a minor rather than an adult. Any crime committed by an adult against a child is more heinous in nature.

1

parents reminisce to children about dating algorithm that brought them together

0

'3 generations' stars discuss the power of telling trans stories

0

larry nassar's boss accused of assaulting students in practice exam

0

the new new net neutrality

0

serena williams knocked out of olympics in stunning third-round loss

0

I don't think VoR realizes that we see him gay-bash without a second thought that we recognize his socalled "coy" tricks. "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but............"

1

strom thurmond begins preparing cabinet

1

The frequency of legitimate ones doesn't warrant my walking around armed all the time IMO. How does my being unarmed put you at risk? Think I should be prepared to shoot someone for you in case of emergency? Touchee yourself.

1

Possibly, I must admit I never tried to gain access to swords whilst over there.

1

no one on pirate ship has any idea what 'splicing the mainbrace' means

1

crowd at trump rally realizes they've been chanting 'we are frightened and helpless' for last half hour

1

area man has own version of neighborhood-watch program

1

area woman not about to miss ally mcbeal for that

1

female friend group fails in one duty of providing good gynecologist recommendation

0

You know what they mean, I know what they mean, but as someone involved in teaching evolution to high school kids I wish they'd avoid the implication of purposeful change and just refer to beak size changing in response to new selective pressure.As I said, I may just be being nit-picky. Language apart, this is another nice example of evolutionary change happening right before our eyes.

1

gerber: feeding formula to baby helps infant bond with parent corporation

1

office cheering on employee going for 32-minute nonstop work streak

1

firewood, bread top new russian agenda

1

Not quite sure what you are talking about, Iangb. And I really don't have time to crack the code so if you have a specific question, just ask it already.

0

protesters descend on ice san francisco headquarters after immigration raids

1

nation's math professors announce plans to continue wearing chinos with running shoes indefinitely

1

ghost of carl sagan warns against dangers of superstition

1

algebra notebook forced to bear the brunt of teen's song lyrics

1

fred thompson fears presidential run will typecast him as politician

1

facebook bans extremist figures after designating them dangerous to its public reputation

1

model railroading a harsh mistress

0

this week in world war i, january 3-9, 1915

0

these posts reveal the terrible double standard of how we handle black death

1

God love the world so much he inconvienced himself for 3 days. Pretty bloody , insisting on the sacrifice of your own son .. so pay yourself for the sins of others.

1

korean pop group bts shakes up lineup by adding really old guy

1

school principal pauses for applause that never comes

0

edison electric institute's anti-solar, pr spending revealed

1

4th grader panics upon realizing classmate giving presentation had exact same summer as he did

0

israeli forces kill at least 16 palestinian protesters along gaza border: officials

1

area teen accidentally enters teen center

1

hollywood plans big-budget remake of mr. & mrs. smith

1

I am willing to look at you, me and anyone and tell them if they are not prepared to love and nurture what is produced by sex, don't have it. If you are, get it on.

0

we're obsessed with this magical new harry potter dishware

0

10 things not to do before your next race

1

hillary clinton opens new presidential library charting course of purely theoretical tenure as commander in chief

0

our homes, ourselves and creating the perfect stress-free environment

0

Well, this gets rather complicated. A very young child does not get to choose his or her adoptive parents. Who decides on who adopts whom depends on the kind of adoption and the policies of the particular adoption system. In private domestic adoption, the birth mother usually gets to decide on who will adopt her baby. The foster care system is organized differently, and international adoption is different still and depends on the country from which the child is being adopted. So it's pretty much impossible to generalize about adoption policies and practices. They vary greatly.The point is that the purpose of adoption is to protect the rights of the child.

1

society tea party spoiled by ocelot

0

talented kiddos recreate iconic 'dirty dancing' scene on 'america's got talent'

1

goldfish can't stand bowlmate

1

all-knowing invisible hand of free market once again guides millions in profits to nation's bead stores

1

mom's christmas stocking noticeably less full

1

federal troops seize neglected child in pre-dawn raid

1

trump bestows medal of honor on john mccain's tumor

0

van jones: tough-guy 'trumpzilla' has become 'president snowflake'

1

new evidence reveals christ lounged in tomb for extra hour before finally rising from grave

0

here's even more evidence trump is lying about massive voter fraud

1

baltimore preparing for hurricane joaquin by adding second layer of plywood to shuttered small businesses

0

how pirates and hackers worked together to steal millions of dollars in diamonds

1

'st. elsewhere' pa grilled by howie mandel's biographer

0

let's try to talk about race

0

Actually there is a better solution. Mandatory male and female birth control pills, financial penalties if you stop taking. Anyone who would get off the pill would want a kid, therefore, abortions would cease.

1

unmanned military drone briefly grasps senselessness of war

1

report: more women choosing to freeze their eggs until age when sudden, unexplained mass infertility places society on verge of collapse

0

13 badass grandparents who are having more fun than you

0

lawsuit against uber by driver charged with murder a hoax, court says

0

Your claim is not supported in the least. If we look to the landmark abortion case Roe v. Wade, we find that it was not women seeking abortions that were punished, but the people who procured the abortion that were. It would be the same if abortion were again made illegal. To prove this, we need only to look at a recent abortion regulatory statute: the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act. Needless to say, there are far less doctors who perform abortions than there are women who seek them, and because it was not a problem executing abortion law prior to 1973, it likewise won't be a problem executing abortion law should abortion be made illegal again.

1

privileged little artiste writing something oh-so-precious into his moleskine notebook

0

syria misses another chemical weapons benchmark despite 'significant progress'

1

will smith: the black man everyone at work can agree on

0

the unsolved tupac and notorious b.i.g. murders to be the focus of new true crime series

0

it's time to stop chasing the impossible ideal

1

new pixar employees required to watch adorable sexual harassment video

1

new boyfriend charming pants off baskin-robbins staff

1

u.s. intensifies empty-threat campaign against north korea

1

Well, you certainly defended this video, Archangel. How interesting to now hear that you were defending material you hadn't even viewed. But I'm not going to do your homework for you. It's on this thread; jyoshu posted it. So search his posts on these pages.

1

fda figures it will get around to regulating supplements with names like black widow, yellow demon

0

car bomb kills three in southeastern turkey

1

all of man's accomplishments overshadowed by hefty birth weight

1

responsibilities track man down inside dream

0

So everyone thinks that "evolutionists" should seize power or something? If that is true, it is because evolution is very widely accepted.

1

nation hoping for a windy flag day

1

'your father died peacefully in his sleep,' assures hospice nurse who spent past 6 months watching man wither away in agony

0

slick rick praises the first-ever global hip-hop day

1

music compels weak man to dance

0

That's the standard dance. Victor Stenger didn't say it that way. On the back of his book, one review puts it this way;

0

listen to these parents teach their kids about consent

0

rewriting nepal: 2014 is marked by sparkling english-language debuts

1

best visual effects oscar introduced by highly acclaimed lens flare

1

condé nast launches 'the new yorker for black people'

0

nick cannon wilds out on twitter to shut down those mariah carey rumors

1

cat speed-dials ex-girlfriend

1

weeping willow gets bangs

1

I guess the Sinagua ruins and the Kayenta, Anasazi Wukoki ruins in Arizona just don't stack up against them big old Jewish buildings.

0

this is the world in your voice.

1

obama a little creeped out by how much everyone in kenya celebrating reelection victory

1

report: you're actually saving money with roller rink membership

0

If I am to believe in something even if it's scientific, I should be able to challenge the belief's of the person who's pushing it. If they don't believe in what they're selling, why should I.

1

queen elizabeth watches as oxen pull apart farmer who failed to provide yearly tithe of grain

0

this 4-year-old adores chris pratt so much, she totes around a cutout of him

0

your weight is just a symptom

0

3 roads to joy: 5 questions to start the journey now

1

new toyota suv holds eight passengers and their suvs