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1	this actually good news, contractor reveals, because now you know the real problem
1	beanie baby collection stares at owner with 226 cold, dead eyes
1	soldier excited to take over father's old afghanistan patrol route
0	trump and xi in mar-a-lago: a tweetless summit would be a win
1	Three days? Non Christians supposedly spend an eternity in hell, not the weekend.
1	...which -- although a very good point when it comes to refuting creationist claptrap -- is not even the major issue of this forum. Undesirable consequences of an effect do not make that effect false or nonexistent. Gravity "breeds" falling deaths, which are bad, so let's maintain that gravity doesn't exist...
1	report: nation's concept of breakfast rapidly deteriorating
0	dejected dog too sad to walk after being returned to shelter
1	report: keep reading and nobody gets hurt
0	the nixonization of donald trump
1	Shhhh . . . don't tell anyone: Habitat for Humanity is a religious (GASP) organization. Those mean old hateful Christians--helping giving homes to needy people . . .
1	You know my answer: There is no god and no one "created" mankind. But the discussion over the existence of god belongs rightly under "Religious" or "Philosophy" section, not abortion. Is this one of the tactics you fundies frequently practice? Change the subject when you are about to lose?
0	friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast
1	Thank you for this thoughtful exposition on the historicity of your loving mentor.
0	americans rate jews highest, muslims lowest on 'feeling thermometer'
0	swearing an oath -- part 1
1	briefcase full of porn
1	Limpballs went to Iraq? Are you SERIOUS??? Did he venture out of the Green Zone? What's the report?
1	control freak wishes she had more free time
1	new mountain dew vows to kill 99.9% of stomach bacteria
0	selfless playstation worker customizes controller for gamer with cerebral palsy
0	video shows security guard choking black teen accused of shoplifting in new york
1	An objective test? Wow! Tell me, how do you prove this test is a true useful test? Please don't tell me reason or yet another objective test.
0	the bus that did not stop for us: a mother's take on the headscarf court ruling
1	restaurant patrons rapidly losing faith parents going to do something about 4-year-old
0	switzerland at the geffen playhouse
1	texas governor warns it could be decades before state fully ready to talk about climate change
1	7-year-old transfers friend's obituary onto silly putty for posterity
1	bush tearfully addresses nation after watching field of dreams
0	tim burton is nostalgic for a time when 'franchise' wasn't a hollywood buzzword
0	'oitnb' star samira wiley's proposal story will hit you right in the feels
1	ray charles signs def leppard album
1	leaked 'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens'
1	area man coasting by on good looks, work ethic, in-depth knowledge of virginia real estate law
1	Well, I am in good company. See you in hell then before it freezes over. Gee! the power of the documentary, it caused global cooling. so the pen is mightier than CO2
1	study finds majority of urban households located in roller rink deserts
0	police investigating two possible hate crimes from sf pride weekend
1	area man overly proud of never wearing underwear
1	couple keeps marriage together for sake of no one
0	heroic officer rescues skunk on same street where he once saved ducklings
1	guy eats own weight in combos over three-month period
1	gallant amazon user heroically defends 'fringe' season 2 box set from negative reviewers
0	beyoncé's 2015 global citizen fest setlist was pretty flawless
0	dr. oz explains why men rarely address mental health issues
0	doctors are getting more engaged in the gun violence debate, but it's not rocket science
0	cat shreds on a sled
1	chemistry teacher encouraging students to fuck around with bunsen burners in last-ditch effort to prove science is cool
0	lynx mom wrestling with her babies in the snow will warm your heart
1	monocle-wearing oil baron's cigarette holder splinters in clenched teeth after hearing bernie sanders' environmental platform
1	Death might not bother you, but the afterlife is going to be a real killer!
0	ethiopia to release all political prisoners in bid to foster reconciliation
0	Because they knew full well that the bulk of the confiscated weapons never came from the United States!I don't see why we should care how many weapons couldn't be traced back to America even though they came across the border, because it's a moot point. The identifying marks don't exist on them if they can't be traced, meaning the whole thing is a non-issue for everybody except those who have an axe to grind and rights to try and destroy.
1	overuse of enzyme-based cleaners may be causing highly resistant superstains
1	grandma defiantly taking scone recipe to grave
1	This remark would be funny if you didn't actually mean it....
1	breaking: lovers lost in fog
1	supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision
1	True they should have passed raincoats and knee boots to protect peoples clothes from the XXXX that the president was spewing out.
0	muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day
0	megachurch pastor abruptly retires after allegations of improper conduct go public
0	jeremy corbyn is following bernie sanders' campaign with 'great interest'
0	bill clinton shoots down republicans: 'i strongly supported' obamacare
1	congress spotted leaving gay nightclub
0	these dogs think they're way sneakier than they actually are
0	ethics group blasts pence for using government travel for colts stunt
1	You are partly right probably for the first time in your life. Pinhead has nothing new to offer. Same tired old insults recyled endlessly.
1	report: nazi treasure hunters following more realistic retirement plan than 86% of country
1	'better homes & gardens' puts first plus-sized succulent on september cover
1	87 killed in violent kerfuffle
0	'house of cards' tweet about the comey testimony is spot on
1	nation savoring every moment of glorious late-february, early-march days
1	west bank rioting shatters 45 minutes of middle east peace
1	middle east small talks to focus on getting israel, palestine to discuss weather
1	But, but, I am a guy. And a hunky one at that.* *filthy lie
0	tv shows from your childhood that were super overrated
0	be present, be open and turn off your cell phone!
0	lin-manuel miranda freestyles about life's most annoying minor inconveniences on 'ellen'
1	What is your theory about the foot fetish gene ?
1	jenny mccarthy lured to fox network by bright light
0	this 'brilliant' new technology could spell the demise of the flu shot
0	turkey pushes farther into syria as monitor says villagers killed
1	student reporter hits it out of the park with 5 accurate sentences
1	heaven slides to sixth place in annual quality of afterlife rankings
0	at the heart of cop20: loss and damage
1	smart aleck ruins academy awards
1	singles bar contains single woman
1	ape appointed banana czar
0	the psychology of color
0	how to break your way into a locked suitcase... just so you know
1	tearful mitt romney announces he has rare disease where you can't sit quietly on stool when repeatedly asked to
0	another gop tax plan for captains
0	what the trump team should consider before axing meals on wheels funds
0	hillary clinton's pot proposal is popular, but it probably won't help her win
0	barack obama skewers donald trump for losing his twitter access
1	mike pence brings wife up onstage to help demonstrate how much contact appropriate before marriage
0	3 secrets for increasing your happiness
0	gop poisoned zika bill to satisfy 'crazies,' says harry reid
1	So we kill the baby instead? Interesting idea. How about instead we reform the fostor and adoption care system. No, people arn't looking for healthy, white infants, they are looking for infants. This automatically reduces 90% of adoption cases. The so called "Healthy white infants" make up 70% of all adoption cases, seeing that 30% of abortion are done by blacks, and latinos and most minorities don't have abortions, but instead keep their children.
0	moms need to get away, too!
0	national women's hockey league player comes out as transgender

1

this actually good news, contractor reveals, because now you know the real problem

1

beanie baby collection stares at owner with 226 cold, dead eyes

1

soldier excited to take over father's old afghanistan patrol route

0

trump and xi in mar-a-lago: a tweetless summit would be a win

1

Three days? Non Christians supposedly spend an eternity in hell, not the weekend.

1

...which -- although a very good point when it comes to refuting creationist claptrap -- is not even the major issue of this forum. Undesirable consequences of an effect do not make that effect false or nonexistent. Gravity "breeds" falling deaths, which are bad, so let's maintain that gravity doesn't exist...

1

report: nation's concept of breakfast rapidly deteriorating

0

dejected dog too sad to walk after being returned to shelter

1

report: keep reading and nobody gets hurt

0

the nixonization of donald trump

1

Shhhh . . . don't tell anyone: Habitat for Humanity is a religious (GASP) organization. Those mean old hateful Christians--helping giving homes to needy people . . .

1

You know my answer: There is no god and no one "created" mankind. But the discussion over the existence of god belongs rightly under "Religious" or "Philosophy" section, not abortion. Is this one of the tactics you fundies frequently practice? Change the subject when you are about to lose?

0

friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast

1

Thank you for this thoughtful exposition on the historicity of your loving mentor.

0

americans rate jews highest, muslims lowest on 'feeling thermometer'

0

swearing an oath -- part 1

1

briefcase full of porn

1

Limpballs went to Iraq? Are you SERIOUS??? Did he venture out of the Green Zone? What's the report?

1

control freak wishes she had more free time

1

new mountain dew vows to kill 99.9% of stomach bacteria

0

selfless playstation worker customizes controller for gamer with cerebral palsy

0

video shows security guard choking black teen accused of shoplifting in new york

1

An objective test? Wow! Tell me, how do you prove this test is a true useful test? Please don't tell me reason or yet another objective test.

0

the bus that did not stop for us: a mother's take on the headscarf court ruling

1

restaurant patrons rapidly losing faith parents going to do something about 4-year-old

0

switzerland at the geffen playhouse

1

texas governor warns it could be decades before state fully ready to talk about climate change

1

7-year-old transfers friend's obituary onto silly putty for posterity

1

bush tearfully addresses nation after watching field of dreams

0

tim burton is nostalgic for a time when 'franchise' wasn't a hollywood buzzword

0

'oitnb' star samira wiley's proposal story will hit you right in the feels

1

ray charles signs def leppard album

1

leaked 'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens'

1

area man coasting by on good looks, work ethic, in-depth knowledge of virginia real estate law

1

Well, I am in good company. See you in hell then before it freezes over. Gee! the power of the documentary, it caused global cooling. so the pen is mightier than CO2

1

study finds majority of urban households located in roller rink deserts

0

police investigating two possible hate crimes from sf pride weekend

1

area man overly proud of never wearing underwear

1

couple keeps marriage together for sake of no one

0

heroic officer rescues skunk on same street where he once saved ducklings

1

guy eats own weight in combos over three-month period

1

gallant amazon user heroically defends 'fringe' season 2 box set from negative reviewers

0

beyoncé's 2015 global citizen fest setlist was pretty flawless

0

dr. oz explains why men rarely address mental health issues

0

doctors are getting more engaged in the gun violence debate, but it's not rocket science

0

cat shreds on a sled

1

chemistry teacher encouraging students to fuck around with bunsen burners in last-ditch effort to prove science is cool

0

lynx mom wrestling with her babies in the snow will warm your heart

1

monocle-wearing oil baron's cigarette holder splinters in clenched teeth after hearing bernie sanders' environmental platform

1

Death might not bother you, but the afterlife is going to be a real killer!

0

ethiopia to release all political prisoners in bid to foster reconciliation

0

Because they knew full well that the bulk of the confiscated weapons never came from the United States!I don't see why we should care how many weapons couldn't be traced back to America even though they came across the border, because it's a moot point. The identifying marks don't exist on them if they can't be traced, meaning the whole thing is a non-issue for everybody except those who have an axe to grind and rights to try and destroy.

1

overuse of enzyme-based cleaners may be causing highly resistant superstains

1

grandma defiantly taking scone recipe to grave

1

This remark would be funny if you didn't actually mean it....

1

breaking: lovers lost in fog

1

supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision

1

True they should have passed raincoats and knee boots to protect peoples clothes from the XXXX that the president was spewing out.

0

muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day

0

megachurch pastor abruptly retires after allegations of improper conduct go public

0

jeremy corbyn is following bernie sanders' campaign with 'great interest'

0

bill clinton shoots down republicans: 'i strongly supported' obamacare

1

congress spotted leaving gay nightclub

0

these dogs think they're way sneakier than they actually are

0

ethics group blasts pence for using government travel for colts stunt

1

You are partly right probably for the first time in your life. Pinhead has nothing new to offer. Same tired old insults recyled endlessly.

1

report: nazi treasure hunters following more realistic retirement plan than 86% of country

1

'better homes & gardens' puts first plus-sized succulent on september cover

1

87 killed in violent kerfuffle

0

'house of cards' tweet about the comey testimony is spot on

1

nation savoring every moment of glorious late-february, early-march days

1

west bank rioting shatters 45 minutes of middle east peace

1

middle east small talks to focus on getting israel, palestine to discuss weather

1

But, but, I am a guy. And a hunky one at that.* *filthy lie

0

tv shows from your childhood that were super overrated

0

be present, be open and turn off your cell phone!

0

lin-manuel miranda freestyles about life's most annoying minor inconveniences on 'ellen'

1

What is your theory about the foot fetish gene ?

1

jenny mccarthy lured to fox network by bright light

0

this 'brilliant' new technology could spell the demise of the flu shot

0

turkey pushes farther into syria as monitor says villagers killed

1

student reporter hits it out of the park with 5 accurate sentences

1

heaven slides to sixth place in annual quality of afterlife rankings

0

at the heart of cop20: loss and damage

1

smart aleck ruins academy awards

1

singles bar contains single woman

1

ape appointed banana czar

0

the psychology of color

0

how to break your way into a locked suitcase... just so you know

1

tearful mitt romney announces he has rare disease where you can't sit quietly on stool when repeatedly asked to

0

another gop tax plan for captains

0

what the trump team should consider before axing meals on wheels funds

0

hillary clinton's pot proposal is popular, but it probably won't help her win

0

barack obama skewers donald trump for losing his twitter access

1

mike pence brings wife up onstage to help demonstrate how much contact appropriate before marriage

0

3 secrets for increasing your happiness

0

gop poisoned zika bill to satisfy 'crazies,' says harry reid

1

So we kill the baby instead? Interesting idea. How about instead we reform the fostor and adoption care system. No, people arn't looking for healthy, white infants, they are looking for infants. This automatically reduces 90% of adoption cases. The so called "Healthy white infants" make up 70% of all adoption cases, seeing that 30% of abortion are done by blacks, and latinos and most minorities don't have abortions, but instead keep their children.

0

moms need to get away, too!

0

national women's hockey league player comes out as transgender