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0	this sleep condition is more common than depression
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0	The 'teachings' either have no substance, or are certainly not original. Demonstrate categorically just who is the Son of God, and why this figure commands worship and obeisance.
0	reasons we drink heavily on thanksgiving
0	They didn't. Simple as that.Now, let's look at the post you keep quoting (although it has already been addressed by others).First one, Job 40: 15-24, seems to describe a Hippo (possibly an elephant).As to the second one, please show me a fire breathing dinosaur and you'll be in business with your claim that they described dinosaurs. Otherwise, there'll be quite a bit of mocking and scoffing at their claim of fire-breathing creatures.Aside from the fire breathing thing, it sort of sounds like the Nile Crocodile or something of the sort.
0	net neutrality supporters to protest at verizon stores nationwide this week
1	petsmart manager does morning sweep of enclosures for dead ones before opening doors for day
0	can @jack save twitter?
1	employee keeps up the good work
0	You have a habit of constantly posting statements by anti-gun officials. And when these statements and theories are called into question and challenged, you have nothing to post in defense.
0	What the devil? What is the point of the original post in this thread?
0	how to overcome the geographic handicap
0	paramedic bride responds to call during her own wedding
0	how to grocery shop for lasting beauty
0	melania trump's new bio says she 'paused her studies'
1	southern comfort comforts southerner
1	some sense knocked into girlfriend's son
1	study finds humans evolved fingers to stop dropping stuff
0	how climate change is fueling violence against women
1	gondolier ordered to follow that gondola
0	obama takes shots at wnba champions
1	drunken man careens wildly across internet
1	'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
0	No. I never mentioned grades. You brought that one up. I'm saying that having guns on school campus isn't a good plan due to the high level of emotions in the area.
1	vice president of making your job harder given raise
0	know what weird thing a man did with a mannequin? it's fark weird news quiz time!
0	rep. steve king tweets latina constituent: 'do you always lie in english?'
0	It's interesting that you mention this because this was actually prophesied right from the beginning by God. Down through the centuries, women have been mistreated and often considered to be second-rate humans. This is because of imperfection, an imperfection that God could foresee:Your craving will be for your husband, and he will dominate you. (Genesis 3:16)Obviously men are not without blame too, but ultimately, due to disobedience to God, both Adam and Eve have had to pay the price and so have their offspring.
1	10-year-old first responders rush to bike crash scene to check out tyler's fucked-up leg
1	dhs creates fenced-in enclosure for al-qaeda to safely carry out attacks
0	colton dixon on what it was like to be an extra in 'hannah montana: the movie'
0	building collapse after torrential rains kills at least 21 in mumbai
0	a st. paddy's day green juice crawl is a thing that exists
1	trump boys set up 'don and eric law place' in white house electrical room to help dad with legal problems
0	this week in world war i september 12-18, 1914
1	transformer refuses to change back into volkswagen
1	molly hatchet posts surprise upset in former deep purple district
0	dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities
1	ronald reagan endorses 'pill lady' for president
0	iggy azalea lands small movie role
0	does my liver look fat in this?
1	parents chart child's width on kitchen wall
0	again, please explain what possible benefits you forsee with teaching intelligent design. Please show me where it is anything than a belief. Evolution was always considered science. It used the scientific method, and offered evidence for everyone to see and peer review. Until the "theory" of intelligent design does that, I will always be forced to put quotes around the word theory, because it will simply be a religious belief.
1	report: murderer who escaped in 1996 remains most successful case of prisoner reintegration
0	changing the human narrative
0	billy crystal reprises his 'city slickers' role to enter 'westworld'
0	trump backs rudy giuliani's claim that no campaign money went to stormy daniels
0	bush's 'electability' argument is getting even weaker
0	at dnc, democrats spoke out on a topic that republicans mostly avoided
0	meet baton rouge's hip-hop catholic priest
1	report: nearby conversation definitely just got quiet to prevent you from hearing it
1	historical archives: to be sold - carved wooden heads
1	argentina tightens security in anticipation of numerous criminals arriving for g20
0	on emmett till, black death spectacle, and cultural (mis)appropriation
1	cockroach worried about what kind of kitchen cupboard he leaving to children
1	african children given 30,000 unused 'save darfur' t-shirts
0	minnesota republican attacks her democratic opponent for being 'lgbt' and 'half black'
1	new mom self-conscious about scar where baby punched its way out of stomach
0	the winners and losers of the nba draft lottery
0	taylor swift threw lorde a celeb-filled birthday party fit for royals
1	Interesting. What virus did the Nazi's blame the Jews for causing? And post where I called for the extermination of homosexuals if you can. emoticonXConfused emoticonXRolleyes
1	guitar-instruction manual has eddie van halen on cover, 'go tell aunt rhody' inside
1	Hehe... Jesus Christ was conceived by the Holy Spirit yet he ALWAYS addressed God (YaHWeH) as his Father. How come Jesus NEVER (NOT EVEN ONCE) addressed the so-called "The Holy Spirit" as his Father huh? Duh! :p emoticonXRolleyes FYI, the word, "spirit" (Greek pneuma; pneumatic; air; wind; breath) is ALWAYS (in the NT) a neuter noun. It (neuter) is a/the gift, and not a/the Giver. "Your" English translated Babble screwed you so-called Judeo-Christians big time ROFLMAO! :p emoticonXBye
1	female barista getting a lot better at avoiding touching male patrons' hands when they pay
1	$85,000 in fertility treatments result in miracle
0	trump proposed a wall to protect his golf course from the effects of climate change
1	postmaster general: 'letter carrier surge is working'
0	Stop trying to muddy the waters. I was talking about developed nations with lower murder rates. You suddenly bring Chicago into the debate- a city with open borders in a nation where guns are freely available. Even if gun control hasn't worked there it doesn't follow that gun laws can't work on a national level.
0	mexico makes a 'risky' last-ditch attempt to save the vaquita, the world's smallest porpoise
1	new study reveals nothing pfizer's lawyers can't take care of
1	so you think it would be ok to fire people for being secular atheists?
1	vegetarian begins sad, private routine of scanning menu for little green v's
0	jennifer lopez billboard music awards 2015 gown is super see-through, obvi
1	twitter introduces red x mark to verify users it's okay to harass
0	The Brady Campaign whines more than they act. Making handguns legal in Chicago wouldn't make them happy. Sending the national guard in wouldn't make them happy. They don't have a solution for the problem, but they're right there to whine about it. They're just like the Federal Government; they find something simple and complicate it.
1	new evidence suggests first gallows created as early attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation
0	these 7 questions could determine whether your marriage will last or fail
1	dad way scarier when controlling temper
0	Just as you were stating that it was not as an example, so was I stating that it was to me as an example. So, your reasoning that we can know if it is or is not a person is because people disagree on whether or not it is? That theory could use a bit more explanation.
1	wedding caterer likes to throw in extra potatoes if it seems like couple genuinely in love
0	So police who are not military and are civilians, unless you are paid by the DOD and come under the geneva Convention you are a civilian period. If you had of paid attention, you should know that it is not the "standing army" that is fighting the current wars, it is oath taking militia/civilians from the State National Guards and reserve forces who have taken the same oath many of us have, to protect the Constitution from all enemies both domestic and foreign. That is not to say that only those people are the militia either!Can you name one successful government that has ever won a guerrilla war? Russia fought in Afghanistan for how long before it limped back home?
0	big banks' mortgage units -- still failing customers -- face new restrictions
0	parkland dad has pointed message for oliver north, nra's new president
0	what?! fish can't be organic?
1	What about them? Is this a question? Um. Have you read Leveticus? And I mean, read it. Not skimmed it. Because, God loves everybody. Are you reaching? And what does fast and loose mean? I'm confused. I think you are trying to label me.. but I'm not quite sure what I'm being labled as. What part about people burning in hell for eternity?
0	So which is it: the action is moral, the action is immoral, or there is no answer? You seem confused.
0	What in the Hell does evolution have to do with people doing bad things? I am a believer in creation by God and have never heard such drivel. BOY-HOWDY!!!
0	how to live the good life in this mexican retirement paradise
0	harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees
0	sunday show hosts hit back on trump administration's lies
0	black women bishops are making history in this predominantly white church
1	man dives haphazardly into conversation like wounded osprey
1	bowling birthday party enters 5th agonizing hour
1	nemesis lands alumni magazine cover
0	a triple amputee's dream wedding brings community together
0	4 new trumps shaking fast track's house of (trading) cards
1	dog experiences best day of his life for 400th consecutive day

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paramount pictures proudly shelves latest film

0

why going abroad isn't always rainbows and butterflies

0

horse dies in freak highway accident

0

this sleep condition is more common than depression

0

mom's postpartum body serves as painful reminder of pregnancy loss

0

The 'teachings' either have no substance, or are certainly not original. Demonstrate categorically just who is the Son of God, and why this figure commands worship and obeisance.

0

reasons we drink heavily on thanksgiving

0

They didn't. Simple as that.Now, let's look at the post you keep quoting (although it has already been addressed by others).First one, Job 40: 15-24, seems to describe a Hippo (possibly an elephant).As to the second one, please show me a fire breathing dinosaur and you'll be in business with your claim that they described dinosaurs. Otherwise, there'll be quite a bit of mocking and scoffing at their claim of fire-breathing creatures.Aside from the fire breathing thing, it sort of sounds like the Nile Crocodile or something of the sort.

0

net neutrality supporters to protest at verizon stores nationwide this week

1

petsmart manager does morning sweep of enclosures for dead ones before opening doors for day

0

can @jack save twitter?

1

employee keeps up the good work

0

You have a habit of constantly posting statements by anti-gun officials. And when these statements and theories are called into question and challenged, you have nothing to post in defense.

0

What the devil? What is the point of the original post in this thread?

0

how to overcome the geographic handicap

0

paramedic bride responds to call during her own wedding

0

how to grocery shop for lasting beauty

0

melania trump's new bio says she 'paused her studies'

1

southern comfort comforts southerner

1

some sense knocked into girlfriend's son

1

study finds humans evolved fingers to stop dropping stuff

0

how climate change is fueling violence against women

1

gondolier ordered to follow that gondola

0

obama takes shots at wnba champions

1

drunken man careens wildly across internet

1

'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens

0

No. I never mentioned grades. You brought that one up. I'm saying that having guns on school campus isn't a good plan due to the high level of emotions in the area.

1

vice president of making your job harder given raise

0

know what weird thing a man did with a mannequin? it's fark weird news quiz time!

0

rep. steve king tweets latina constituent: 'do you always lie in english?'

0

It's interesting that you mention this because this was actually prophesied right from the beginning by God. Down through the centuries, women have been mistreated and often considered to be second-rate humans. This is because of imperfection, an imperfection that God could foresee:Your craving will be for your husband, and he will dominate you. (Genesis 3:16)Obviously men are not without blame too, but ultimately, due to disobedience to God, both Adam and Eve have had to pay the price and so have their offspring.

1

10-year-old first responders rush to bike crash scene to check out tyler's fucked-up leg

1

dhs creates fenced-in enclosure for al-qaeda to safely carry out attacks

0

colton dixon on what it was like to be an extra in 'hannah montana: the movie'

0

building collapse after torrential rains kills at least 21 in mumbai

0

a st. paddy's day green juice crawl is a thing that exists

1

trump boys set up 'don and eric law place' in white house electrical room to help dad with legal problems

0

this week in world war i september 12-18, 1914

1

transformer refuses to change back into volkswagen

1

molly hatchet posts surprise upset in former deep purple district

0

dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities

1

ronald reagan endorses 'pill lady' for president

0

iggy azalea lands small movie role

0

does my liver look fat in this?

1

parents chart child's width on kitchen wall

0

again, please explain what possible benefits you forsee with teaching intelligent design. Please show me where it is anything than a belief. Evolution was always considered science. It used the scientific method, and offered evidence for everyone to see and peer review. Until the "theory" of intelligent design does that, I will always be forced to put quotes around the word theory, because it will simply be a religious belief.

1

report: murderer who escaped in 1996 remains most successful case of prisoner reintegration

0

changing the human narrative

0

billy crystal reprises his 'city slickers' role to enter 'westworld'

0

trump backs rudy giuliani's claim that no campaign money went to stormy daniels

0

bush's 'electability' argument is getting even weaker

0

at dnc, democrats spoke out on a topic that republicans mostly avoided

0

meet baton rouge's hip-hop catholic priest

1

report: nearby conversation definitely just got quiet to prevent you from hearing it

1

historical archives: to be sold - carved wooden heads

1

argentina tightens security in anticipation of numerous criminals arriving for g20

0

on emmett till, black death spectacle, and cultural (mis)appropriation

1

cockroach worried about what kind of kitchen cupboard he leaving to children

1

african children given 30,000 unused 'save darfur' t-shirts

0

minnesota republican attacks her democratic opponent for being 'lgbt' and 'half black'

1

new mom self-conscious about scar where baby punched its way out of stomach

0

the winners and losers of the nba draft lottery

0

taylor swift threw lorde a celeb-filled birthday party fit for royals

1

Interesting. What virus did the Nazi's blame the Jews for causing? And post where I called for the extermination of homosexuals if you can. emoticonXConfused emoticonXRolleyes

1

guitar-instruction manual has eddie van halen on cover, 'go tell aunt rhody' inside

1

Hehe... Jesus Christ was conceived by the Holy Spirit yet he ALWAYS addressed God (YaHWeH) as his Father. How come Jesus NEVER (NOT EVEN ONCE) addressed the so-called "The Holy Spirit" as his Father huh? Duh! :p emoticonXRolleyes FYI, the word, "spirit" (Greek pneuma; pneumatic; air; wind; breath) is ALWAYS (in the NT) a neuter noun. It (neuter) is a/the gift, and not a/the Giver. "Your" English translated Babble screwed you so-called Judeo-Christians big time ROFLMAO! :p emoticonXBye

1

female barista getting a lot better at avoiding touching male patrons' hands when they pay

1

$85,000 in fertility treatments result in miracle

0

trump proposed a wall to protect his golf course from the effects of climate change

1

postmaster general: 'letter carrier surge is working'

0

Stop trying to muddy the waters. I was talking about developed nations with lower murder rates. You suddenly bring Chicago into the debate- a city with open borders in a nation where guns are freely available. Even if gun control hasn't worked there it doesn't follow that gun laws can't work on a national level.

0

mexico makes a 'risky' last-ditch attempt to save the vaquita, the world's smallest porpoise

1

new study reveals nothing pfizer's lawyers can't take care of

1

so you think it would be ok to fire people for being secular atheists?

1

vegetarian begins sad, private routine of scanning menu for little green v's

0

jennifer lopez billboard music awards 2015 gown is super see-through, obvi

1

twitter introduces red x mark to verify users it's okay to harass

0

The Brady Campaign whines more than they act. Making handguns legal in Chicago wouldn't make them happy. Sending the national guard in wouldn't make them happy. They don't have a solution for the problem, but they're right there to whine about it. They're just like the Federal Government; they find something simple and complicate it.

1

new evidence suggests first gallows created as early attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation

0

these 7 questions could determine whether your marriage will last or fail

1

dad way scarier when controlling temper

0

Just as you were stating that it was not as an example, so was I stating that it was to me as an example. So, your reasoning that we can know if it is or is not a person is because people disagree on whether or not it is? That theory could use a bit more explanation.

1

wedding caterer likes to throw in extra potatoes if it seems like couple genuinely in love

0

So police who are not military and are civilians, unless you are paid by the DOD and come under the geneva Convention you are a civilian period. If you had of paid attention, you should know that it is not the "standing army" that is fighting the current wars, it is oath taking militia/civilians from the State National Guards and reserve forces who have taken the same oath many of us have, to protect the Constitution from all enemies both domestic and foreign. That is not to say that only those people are the militia either!Can you name one successful government that has ever won a guerrilla war? Russia fought in Afghanistan for how long before it limped back home?

0

big banks' mortgage units -- still failing customers -- face new restrictions

0

parkland dad has pointed message for oliver north, nra's new president

0

what?! fish can't be organic?

1

What about them? Is this a question? Um. Have you read Leveticus? And I mean, read it. Not skimmed it. Because, God loves everybody. Are you reaching? And what does fast and loose mean? I'm confused. I think you are trying to label me.. but I'm not quite sure what I'm being labled as. What part about people burning in hell for eternity?

0

So which is it: the action is moral, the action is immoral, or there is no answer? You seem confused.

0

What in the Hell does evolution have to do with people doing bad things? I am a believer in creation by God and have never heard such drivel. BOY-HOWDY!!!

0

how to live the good life in this mexican retirement paradise

0

harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees

0

sunday show hosts hit back on trump administration's lies

0

black women bishops are making history in this predominantly white church

1

man dives haphazardly into conversation like wounded osprey

1

bowling birthday party enters 5th agonizing hour

1

nemesis lands alumni magazine cover

0

a triple amputee's dream wedding brings community together

0

4 new trumps shaking fast track's house of (trading) cards

1

dog experiences best day of his life for 400th consecutive day