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1	crimean voters excited to exercise democracy for last time
0	Well, that's generally true of any process that uses energy. Some is wasted.
1	coast guard drags decoy boca raton into middle of ocean in attempt to lure away hurricane irma
1	executive fascinated by electrician's lunch
0	banksy exhibit inspires ex-drug addict to change his own life through art
0	pregnancy-related deaths nearly doubled in texas after cuts to women's health
1	cash-strapped moviepass limiting new users to one movie filmed in ceo's backyard per month
0	progressive prosecutors win primaries in north carolina
1	$500 stereo installed in $400 car
0	let this artist take you on a 'post-queer' political experience
0	donald trump inspires new nsfw meaning of the acronym 'gop'
1	Actually, Creationist babblings have been extensively reviewed by qualified scientists, and found to be pure, undiluted drivel. emoticonXRolleyes
1	condom indicted on 400 million counts of spermicide
1	cast-off paris hilton skin found in upper west side park
1	handshake comes in at unusually high angle, velocity
1	philadelphia goes way overboard on 9/11 security for liberty bell
1	michelle obama powers through another day of doing half-assed jumping jacks in middle school gym
0	paul ryan crushes trump-loving primary opponent
0	Your right, this is not complete free will. But as I mentioned before, if you give yourself free will, then you are saying God has no control over you or your actions -- and therefore he is not God anymore.
0	china sets stage for xi jinping to stay in office indefinitely
1	denny's market researcher emerges from focus group shaken after finding out what americans really want for breakfast
1	pentagon ripped off by shady weapons dealer
1	friends from home embarrassing
0	homeless girl scouts aim to sell 6,000 boxes of cookies in nyc
1	new poll finds 80% of americans would just fucking destroy pan of brownies
1	u.s. cryptographers: 'frpx-k5je-oc4n-e5dn'
1	orlando locals fear town starting to become overrun by tourists
1	critics accuse new movie of glorifying sex
1	study finds suspicious circumstances still leading cause of death in russia
0	democrats want to make sure trump sees the faces of those hurt by his travel ban
1	middle couch cushion has clearly had harder life
1	friends excitedly gather around man's phone to watch shaky footage of concert
0	Well, in the case above, it was step-by-step. First, an existing enzyme was modified to a new use, and over time, became refined to work better and better. This is the way evolution works. Nothing is de novo; it's always a modfication of something else. Second, a mutation produced a regulator that only allowed the enzyme to be produced if the substrate was available. Again, this was refined by natural selection over time. In the end, the newly-evolved system was irreducibly complex, because all three parts have to be present for the system to work. And do show us your numbers proving that such processes can't produce new information. If you don't know how, I'd be pleased to show you how a mutation changes the information in a population.
1	landlord not convinced heat isn't working
0	No, but the Roman persecution of Christians, covering Christians in pitch, Roman garden parties, witnesses for Christ being killed for their faith etc. is as irrelevant as it gets. Just be careful, that's all I'm saying. There is a place for that topic.
0	fcc votes to undo key roadblocks to media company consolidation
0	pope francis speaks to bishops on gay marriage and families in philadelphia
1	fema assures wildfire victims bucket brigade nearly over maryland state line
0	beautiful pregnancy time-lapse shows new mom and new nursery transform
0	james corden and stephen curry are a fierce 'carpool karaoke' team
1	presidential debate commission anesthetizes audience to prevent outbursts during debate
0	donald trump responds to alicia machado by bragging he saved her job
1	Sure you don't want to address the gaping holes in your argument. That's up to you.
1	david bernhardt denies business interests influenced yellowstone's name change to frito lay presents doritos flamin' hot nacho national park
1	You mean the truth of thousands of young teen girls dead with a coat hanger in hand? Abortion is a neccessity so that it can be regulated. People will have abortions legal or not legal. At least provide a safety net other than a coat hanger.
0	two dead after shooting at oklahoma city airport
1	sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can
0	here's carrie fisher in 'one of the most entertaining interviews ever'
1	Right. Secular theists are called Deists, but I doubt you would want a Deist parade funded by your tax money, would you?
0	And you people whine at me about using personal insults (emoticonXCry )... anyhow, once a fetus is eight months, I believe, they are fully developed and ready for a premature birth. I was born prematurely, so don't tell me it doesn't happen. So if you get an abortion at eight months, you're not killing a fetus, you're killing a baby.
1	east st. louis rated 'number one city in america' by poverty magazine
0	sweden blood bank texts donors to notify them whenever their blood helps save a life
1	Yeah, those teabaggers are sooo racist. :) FOXNews.com - Black Tea Party Activists Called 'Traitors' You're just as bad as MarieAntoinette, anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist. I, for one, am happy to see that there are plenty of people who aren't too mesmerized by the nations first black president to think for themselves. You are not one of them.
0	finding the common thread
0	most people will have a mental health condition at some point
0	11 ways to feel beautiful that will cost absolutely nothing
0	i'm a therapist, and sometimes i get deeply lonely – here's how i deal
1	You have a lot of screwball theories that you will be taking to Hell with you when you die.
1	poll: support for afghanistan war up among americans who love horrible situations
1	asian tsunami, hurricane katrina, kashmir earthquake battle for natural disasty award
0	kentucky governor's crime plan: volunteer 'prayer patrols' roaming the streets
0	the best of #middleagedschmovies
0	a rare peek inside amazon's massive warehouse
0	Why don't we do the same for straight marriages then?Why doesn't a straight couple that gets married in Colorado, and then moves to Virginia, have to get their divorce "remotely" from Virginia.Or maybe you should start thinking about what AUTHORITY Colorado has to grant a divorce to Virginian RESIDENTS.
0	stewart-hannity feud: 'sh*t just got weird'
0	trump's refugee ban could prevent 20,000 people from coming to the u.s., u.n. says
1	hillary clinton hints at presidential ambitions by concealing information from american people
0	black friday and cyber monday shopping tips
1	dad tests limits of cheesecake factory vibrating pager
1	goldman sachs announces they're blowing up a nursing home and there's nothing anyone can do about it
1	banking reform measure prevents chick-fil-a from calling itself a bank
0	house of cards-style corruption in virginia
1	report: 98% of german sexual intercourse uploaded to pornhub
1	mario batali reduced to selling bowl of ravioli on craigslist
1	An isolated event? Saturday was eight days into the New Year. Six innocents shot down in Arizona. How many others, not reported, have been killed in America since the beginning of 2011? The American News Media is afraid to disclose the truth about our violent nation. Shooting people for fun! All Red, White and Blue and as 'Merican as apple pie.
1	Gosh, why not just adjust the document the way it was surely intended: "This document does not in any way apply to XXXXXX."
1	As JP pointed out, Canadian, and you better believe I'll "mouth off" my opinions. Kinda difficult in a forum such as this don't you think?
0	woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say
0	dog chained up for decade has sweetest reaction to being set free
1	ted cruz names this fuckin' lady—remember her?—as vp pick
1	Well if you already know you're for guns, then you should know the basic reasons, right? Or was this an uninformed decisions (I heard from my friend that guns are good)? But basically other people have said it. They're protected by the Constitution, they generally result in lower crime rates, and they can be used for defense as well as hunting. Oh, but the burden of proof isn't on the people supporting guns, but those who wish to ban guns. Most arguments for banning guns are easily refutable.
1	nation throws off tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women
0	6 questions every parent should ask themselves before telling their kids to 'try harder'
0	will forte's gross beard test results will make you want to shave
0	trump, speaking on russian state-owned network, slams 'dishonest' media
0	retired cop claims philippine president rodrigo duterte paid him, others to kill suspects
0	the perfect break-the-fast dishes for your yom kippur buffet
1	now that's what i call shitty music 8 tops album charts
0	11 statement-making sunglasses under $50
1	badass surgeon puts on fingerless latex gloves before operating
1	iowa board of tourism launches 'des moines is des perate' campaign
0	jennifer lawrence and aziz ansari give new meaning to #friendshipgoals
1	two dead in 'kind of brutal' slaying
0	8 reasons to travel this year
1	summer camp hierarchy thrown into chaos after second girl learns how to french braid
1	oh god, teacher arranged desks in giant circle
0	donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge
1	prince harry shows guest to air mattress in corner of windsor castle
1	new law prohibits kaleidoscoping while driving
0	ukraine's prime minister yatseniuk resigns

1

crimean voters excited to exercise democracy for last time

0

Well, that's generally true of any process that uses energy. Some is wasted.

1

coast guard drags decoy boca raton into middle of ocean in attempt to lure away hurricane irma

1

executive fascinated by electrician's lunch

0

banksy exhibit inspires ex-drug addict to change his own life through art

0

pregnancy-related deaths nearly doubled in texas after cuts to women's health

1

cash-strapped moviepass limiting new users to one movie filmed in ceo's backyard per month

0

progressive prosecutors win primaries in north carolina

1

$500 stereo installed in $400 car

0

let this artist take you on a 'post-queer' political experience

0

donald trump inspires new nsfw meaning of the acronym 'gop'

1

Actually, Creationist babblings have been extensively reviewed by qualified scientists, and found to be pure, undiluted drivel. emoticonXRolleyes

1

condom indicted on 400 million counts of spermicide

1

cast-off paris hilton skin found in upper west side park

1

handshake comes in at unusually high angle, velocity

1

philadelphia goes way overboard on 9/11 security for liberty bell

1

michelle obama powers through another day of doing half-assed jumping jacks in middle school gym

0

paul ryan crushes trump-loving primary opponent

0

Your right, this is not complete free will. But as I mentioned before, if you give yourself free will, then you are saying God has no control over you or your actions -- and therefore he is not God anymore.

0

china sets stage for xi jinping to stay in office indefinitely

1

denny's market researcher emerges from focus group shaken after finding out what americans really want for breakfast

1

pentagon ripped off by shady weapons dealer

1

friends from home embarrassing

0

homeless girl scouts aim to sell 6,000 boxes of cookies in nyc

1

new poll finds 80% of americans would just fucking destroy pan of brownies

1

u.s. cryptographers: 'frpx-k5je-oc4n-e5dn'

1

orlando locals fear town starting to become overrun by tourists

1

critics accuse new movie of glorifying sex

1

study finds suspicious circumstances still leading cause of death in russia

0

democrats want to make sure trump sees the faces of those hurt by his travel ban

1

middle couch cushion has clearly had harder life

1

friends excitedly gather around man's phone to watch shaky footage of concert

0

Well, in the case above, it was step-by-step. First, an existing enzyme was modified to a new use, and over time, became refined to work better and better. This is the way evolution works. Nothing is de novo; it's always a modfication of something else. Second, a mutation produced a regulator that only allowed the enzyme to be produced if the substrate was available. Again, this was refined by natural selection over time. In the end, the newly-evolved system was irreducibly complex, because all three parts have to be present for the system to work. And do show us your numbers proving that such processes can't produce new information. If you don't know how, I'd be pleased to show you how a mutation changes the information in a population.

1

landlord not convinced heat isn't working

0

No, but the Roman persecution of Christians, covering Christians in pitch, Roman garden parties, witnesses for Christ being killed for their faith etc. is as irrelevant as it gets. Just be careful, that's all I'm saying. There is a place for that topic.

0

fcc votes to undo key roadblocks to media company consolidation

0

pope francis speaks to bishops on gay marriage and families in philadelphia

1

fema assures wildfire victims bucket brigade nearly over maryland state line

0

beautiful pregnancy time-lapse shows new mom and new nursery transform

0

james corden and stephen curry are a fierce 'carpool karaoke' team

1

presidential debate commission anesthetizes audience to prevent outbursts during debate

0

donald trump responds to alicia machado by bragging he saved her job

1

Sure you don't want to address the gaping holes in your argument. That's up to you.

1

david bernhardt denies business interests influenced yellowstone's name change to frito lay presents doritos flamin' hot nacho national park

1

You mean the truth of thousands of young teen girls dead with a coat hanger in hand? Abortion is a neccessity so that it can be regulated. People will have abortions legal or not legal. At least provide a safety net other than a coat hanger.

0

two dead after shooting at oklahoma city airport

1

sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can

0

here's carrie fisher in 'one of the most entertaining interviews ever'

1

Right. Secular theists are called Deists, but I doubt you would want a Deist parade funded by your tax money, would you?

0

And you people whine at me about using personal insults (emoticonXCry )... anyhow, once a fetus is eight months, I believe, they are fully developed and ready for a premature birth. I was born prematurely, so don't tell me it doesn't happen. So if you get an abortion at eight months, you're not killing a fetus, you're killing a baby.

1

east st. louis rated 'number one city in america' by poverty magazine

0

sweden blood bank texts donors to notify them whenever their blood helps save a life

1

Yeah, those teabaggers are sooo racist. :) FOXNews.com - Black Tea Party Activists Called 'Traitors' You're just as bad as MarieAntoinette, anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist. I, for one, am happy to see that there are plenty of people who aren't too mesmerized by the nations first black president to think for themselves. You are not one of them.

0

finding the common thread

0

most people will have a mental health condition at some point

0

11 ways to feel beautiful that will cost absolutely nothing

0

i'm a therapist, and sometimes i get deeply lonely – here's how i deal

1

You have a lot of screwball theories that you will be taking to Hell with you when you die.

1

poll: support for afghanistan war up among americans who love horrible situations

1

asian tsunami, hurricane katrina, kashmir earthquake battle for natural disasty award

0

kentucky governor's crime plan: volunteer 'prayer patrols' roaming the streets

0

the best of #middleagedschmovies

0

a rare peek inside amazon's massive warehouse

0

Why don't we do the same for straight marriages then?Why doesn't a straight couple that gets married in Colorado, and then moves to Virginia, have to get their divorce "remotely" from Virginia.Or maybe you should start thinking about what AUTHORITY Colorado has to grant a divorce to Virginian RESIDENTS.

0

stewart-hannity feud: 'sh*t just got weird'

0

trump's refugee ban could prevent 20,000 people from coming to the u.s., u.n. says

1

hillary clinton hints at presidential ambitions by concealing information from american people

0

black friday and cyber monday shopping tips

1

dad tests limits of cheesecake factory vibrating pager

1

goldman sachs announces they're blowing up a nursing home and there's nothing anyone can do about it

1

banking reform measure prevents chick-fil-a from calling itself a bank

0

house of cards-style corruption in virginia

1

report: 98% of german sexual intercourse uploaded to pornhub

1

mario batali reduced to selling bowl of ravioli on craigslist

1

An isolated event? Saturday was eight days into the New Year. Six innocents shot down in Arizona. How many others, not reported, have been killed in America since the beginning of 2011? The American News Media is afraid to disclose the truth about our violent nation. Shooting people for fun! All Red, White and Blue and as 'Merican as apple pie.

1

Gosh, why not just adjust the document the way it was surely intended: "This document does not in any way apply to XXXXXX."

1

As JP pointed out, Canadian, and you better believe I'll "mouth off" my opinions. Kinda difficult in a forum such as this don't you think?

0

woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say

0

dog chained up for decade has sweetest reaction to being set free

1

ted cruz names this fuckin' lady—remember her?—as vp pick

1

Well if you already know you're for guns, then you should know the basic reasons, right? Or was this an uninformed decisions (I heard from my friend that guns are good)? But basically other people have said it. They're protected by the Constitution, they generally result in lower crime rates, and they can be used for defense as well as hunting. Oh, but the burden of proof isn't on the people supporting guns, but those who wish to ban guns. Most arguments for banning guns are easily refutable.

1

nation throws off tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women

0

6 questions every parent should ask themselves before telling their kids to 'try harder'

0

will forte's gross beard test results will make you want to shave

0

trump, speaking on russian state-owned network, slams 'dishonest' media

0

retired cop claims philippine president rodrigo duterte paid him, others to kill suspects

0

the perfect break-the-fast dishes for your yom kippur buffet

1

now that's what i call shitty music 8 tops album charts

0

11 statement-making sunglasses under $50

1

badass surgeon puts on fingerless latex gloves before operating

1

iowa board of tourism launches 'des moines is des perate' campaign

0

jennifer lawrence and aziz ansari give new meaning to #friendshipgoals

1

two dead in 'kind of brutal' slaying

0

8 reasons to travel this year

1

summer camp hierarchy thrown into chaos after second girl learns how to french braid

1

oh god, teacher arranged desks in giant circle

0

donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge

1

prince harry shows guest to air mattress in corner of windsor castle

1

new law prohibits kaleidoscoping while driving

0

ukraine's prime minister yatseniuk resigns