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1	lone house with no halloween decorations by far spookiest in neighborhood
1	bruce springsteen accidentally plays 'big government's stealin' our livelihood' at obama rally
0	black parkland students want peers to 'share the mic'
0	birdman is an astonishing new film
1	female presidential candidate who was united states senator, secretary of state told to be more inspiring
1	breaking: wait—sorry, false alarm
0	'queer eye' emotionally reflects on the unique challenges black gay men face
1	hideo kojima says new experimental video game will consist entirely of 2-hour-long cutscene
1	dad's been on a parenting kick lately
0	But they didn't have sexual relations. This was from a sperm bank- there was nothing that made the two people create one being. Nonetheless, this is a side issue for future debates. My main point is homosexuality is a disorder that the government shouldn't be condoning. The government obviously doesn't condone pedophilia, poligamy, and incest. Why is the government condoning homosexuality?
0	Oh it will and from what I have seen of the arguments the court will strike down prop 8 and every anti gay marriage amendment. I have seen the reinactments taken from the trial record. YouTube - Prop 8 Trial Re-enactment, Day 1 Chapter 1 This has everything to do with emotions. This is my life and the lives of every gay person in the country. This is not some academic exercise there are real people here with real lives. You sit there and you think its great that you get to vote my family out of existence in fact you EZ, Archangel, and the other conservatives on this board take great pleasure and joy in causing and supporting pain and causing emotional distress.
1	crusted ring around nyquil bottle top coming along nicely
1	romney frantically figuring out how tax plan could actually work after realizing he might win election
0	and now, the first picture from the 'gilmore girls' revival
0	trump supporter who made nazi salute speaks out
1	I am here right now brady. Doesn't look like you are doing so well. All of your claims and propaganda points a simmering ashes just like your .org soon will be. Have you got any useful skills so you can make a living? emoticonXHoho
1	nation's substitute teachers would like to know who threw that
1	tooth fairy helps self to more teeth
1	spot where dog vomit cleaned up now noticeably cleaner than surrounding floor
0	Who was Isaak? Where did he say this, when did he say this?
0	cinephiles will love 'listen up philip'
0	doing academic time
0	jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood
1	archaeologists discover fully intact 17th-century belief system in ohio congressman
0	newsguild launches campaign in support of jailed reuters employees
0	trump lawsuit over white house book 'nonstarter,' legal experts say
1	well, neighbors just got a pit bull
0	congress may resurrect earmarks. in some states, they never went away
1	You slept through the alarm, since it rang about 150 years ago.
0	hundreds in hollywood protest rampant sexual misconduct
0	a review of 'jim wallis: in conversation'
1	area man has no idea what he went downstairs for
1	local grandmother feared dead after appearing in woman's profile picture
1	comments mysteriously disabled on youtube video of sparrow in yard
1	personal philosophy stolen from martin luther king jr.
0	7 everyday habits for glowing, younger-looking skin
1	anderson cooper decides to keep recent gay conversion therapy private
0	seth meyers dubs donald trump the 'tiger woods of hypocrisy' over his golfing
1	apparently man can't just hate bowling
0	'bathroom bill' inspires north carolina rep to come out as bisexual
1	local band cleverly alters product logo
0	unusual polling question reveals which candidate is more likely to win in november
1	trump vindicated after rest of leaked recording reveals him urging racial reconciliation, calling for interfaith dialogue, condemning gender inequality
0	this valentine's day, more americans are searching for love online
1	trump demands nato allies match u.s. commitment to prioritizing military spending over healthcare
0	even more evidence that anxiety can be genetic
1	chinese class clown executed
0	So will you be comparing gays to child molesters and priests in your same examples? Or blacks with slinging drugs and hoochie mammas? Or will you note the eerie similarities betweenn the wording of some of our gun laws to the Nazi gun laws?
1	side salad clearly made from hamburger toppings
0	obama: 'i'm going to do what i can through executive action' on immigration
1	roy moore under fire for new 'children are my future' ad campaign
1	sci-fi fans argue the better of two as-yet-unreleased films
0	group files complaint against judge who sentenced man to marry girlfriend
0	olivia munn and aaron rodgers prove they're huge 'star wars' nerds
1	So penfold and brady you are in favour of denying citizens rights even though they have not been proved to have commited any crime? Ed Kennerdy was on that list so should he be discriminated against even though he has commited NO crime? What is next putting black people on the list purely because of the colour of their skin? You sicken me you two. Why on gods earth would terrorists be buying civilian guns when they could just use AK47? Did you sniff petrol as a youngster as you seem to have.
0	And yet quantum physics tends to be very contradictory, at least to our perceptions. Acausal events happen. A particle can be in two places at the same time. A particle can disappear and reappear in a different location without traversing that distance. And et cetera.Since the beginning of our local universe occurred at quantum levels, I would be cautious about drawing philosophical conclusions based on our macro-world experiences.
0	monday's morning email: what's next for trump after his "worst week"
0	pope francis's life depicted in new comic book
0	'stranger things' kids already look like winners on the golden globes red carpet
0	**Nor do I think you at all stupid. I do not debate stupid people, there is no challenge in it. Nor do I debate arrant foolishness and irrational notions such as biblical literalism. It's no more challenging than shooting fish in a barrel, and no more satisfying than destroying a child's faith in the tooth fairy.But I do take offence at you characterizing my ability to reason logically and to think with some originality as being nothing more than 'manipulation' and sophistry.
0	trump touts 'middle class' tax relief but only detail he offers helps the rich
1	that guy from that one show attempting comeback
1	'game of thrones' fans annoyed by obvious product placement for valyrian steel
1	Use some common sense, would you. And while you're at it, trying reading! I said, and you quoted me as saying:
0	conservatives urge facebook users to use american flag filter to fight against rainbow pics
0	republicans fail on health care. here's why the rest of trump's agenda won't be 'so easy,' either
0	how black girls vote is getting young voters to the poll
1	I think you're VERY mistaken. I'm not a republican. Nor a democrat. Never been registered as anything other than 'independent'. I'm such because I think. Unlike a party parrot that you seem to be yourself. Since I'm neither...who the hell can "I" be in the minority? Must be your biggoted knee-jerk reaction to think that anyone who doesn't think like you and slurp the Flavor Aid is the opposition and as such must be in the 'enemy party'. And you are a hater because you verbiage is hate filled, caustic and ever insulting. And not in a funny, jestful way but full of vitriol and bile.
1	grown man who owns bane action figure has love to give
0	swedish police featured in film shown by fox news say they were selectively edited
0	cara delevingne gets a laugh out of pushing paparazzo in paris
1	grandmother really starting to get the hang of dying
0	Actually, I'm not looking for shootouts at all with the criminal element. But what is crazy in my opinion, is admitting that there are holes in the system that allow criminals to get automatic weapons illegally, and you see the solution as banning automatic weapons from being purchased by law abiding citizens rather than screaming for the holes in the system to be fixed so the criminals can't get them. It seems to me that you have an anti-gun agenda and will use any flaw in the system as an excuse to ban all guns for all people. Is that a fair assessment of where you stand?
0	a family dog's letter to his boy
0	top house democrats demand fbi inquiry into trump team's alleged link to email hack
0	And yet I alread showed what the "moral code" of atheistic societies has done for the world: II 128,168,000 VICTIMS: THE DEKA-MEGAMURDERERS 4. 61,911,000 Murdered: The Soviet Gulag State 5. 35,236,000 Murdered: The Communist Chinese Ant Hill 6. 20,946,000 Murdered: The Nazi Genocide State 7. 10,214,000 Murdered: The Depraved Nationalist Regime III 19,178,000 VICTIMS: THE LESSER MEGA-MURDERERS 8. 5,964,000 Murdered: Japan's Savage Military 9. 2,035,000 Murdered: The Khmer Rouge Hell State 10. 1,883,000 Murdered: Turkey's Genocidal Purges 11. 1,670,000 Murdered: The Vietnamese War State 12. 1,585,000 Murdered: Poland's Ethnic Cleansing 13. 1,503,000 Murdered: The Pakistani Cutthroat State 14. 1,072,000 Murdered: Tito's Slaughterhouse IV 4,145,000 VICTIMS: SUSPECTED MEGAMURDERERS 15. 1,663,000 Murdered? Orwellian North Korea 16. 1,417,000 Murdered? Barbarous Mexico 17. 1,066,000 Murdered? Feudal Russia
1	And you have a right to cling to superstition and magic as true. But that doesn't make mythology true.
1	area man crawling on ground like pig to plug macbook power cord behind desk
1	barack obama 'tiger beat' cover clinches slumber party vote
1	collapsed mine used as excuse to stall coal extraction
0	do we risk having two-tier access to renewable energy?
1	trump fulfills campaign promise of pushing major immigration decision on someone else so he can watch tv
0	presidential candidates react to paris attacks
0	los angeles 1992: a personal reflection
0	j.j. abrams wishes fans a happy star wars day from set
0	everyone told me my second child would be so much harder than my first, but they were wrong
0	From a book review of BETTER FOR ALL THE WORLD: The Secret History of Forced Sterilization and America's Quest for Racial Purity by Harry Bruinius:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/26/bo...w/26satel.htmlHmmm, Teddy Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, the Rockefeller foundations, millions of Americans, the State of Indiana. . . all these embraced the concept of EUGENICS.Interesting, yes?
0	jorge ramos producer speaks out about press conference incident
1	new app matches you with others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app
0	how to make feijoada
1	ceiling fan's one burning ambition to come loose and murder everyone in denny's
1	i think you may be the one whos perverted. suddenly, were talking about gay sex!!!!!
1	coalition of buzzed cousins issues annual greatest nation on earth rankings
1	gorilla won't stop saying 'gorilla' in sign language
1	apple announces new trade-in offer for customers to exchange their old iphones for absolutely nothing
0	top 10 reasons i'm glad i grew up without facebook
0	move over, katy perry. this nerdy professor has his own closing argument to make for clinton.
0	should banks be allowed to robocall your mobile phone?
1	nabisco tentatively adds hummus to list of approved ritz toppings
0	a tribute to david goldberg: entrepreneur, connector, mensch

1

lone house with no halloween decorations by far spookiest in neighborhood

1

bruce springsteen accidentally plays 'big government's stealin' our livelihood' at obama rally

0

black parkland students want peers to 'share the mic'

0

birdman is an astonishing new film

1

female presidential candidate who was united states senator, secretary of state told to be more inspiring

1

breaking: wait—sorry, false alarm

0

'queer eye' emotionally reflects on the unique challenges black gay men face

1

hideo kojima says new experimental video game will consist entirely of 2-hour-long cutscene

1

dad's been on a parenting kick lately

0

But they didn't have sexual relations. This was from a sperm bank- there was nothing that made the two people create one being. Nonetheless, this is a side issue for future debates. My main point is homosexuality is a disorder that the government shouldn't be condoning. The government obviously doesn't condone pedophilia, poligamy, and incest. Why is the government condoning homosexuality?

0

Oh it will and from what I have seen of the arguments the court will strike down prop 8 and every anti gay marriage amendment. I have seen the reinactments taken from the trial record. YouTube - Prop 8 Trial Re-enactment, Day 1 Chapter 1 This has everything to do with emotions. This is my life and the lives of every gay person in the country. This is not some academic exercise there are real people here with real lives. You sit there and you think its great that you get to vote my family out of existence in fact you EZ, Archangel, and the other conservatives on this board take great pleasure and joy in causing and supporting pain and causing emotional distress.

1

crusted ring around nyquil bottle top coming along nicely

1

romney frantically figuring out how tax plan could actually work after realizing he might win election

0

and now, the first picture from the 'gilmore girls' revival

0

trump supporter who made nazi salute speaks out

1

I am here right now brady. Doesn't look like you are doing so well. All of your claims and propaganda points a simmering ashes just like your .org soon will be. Have you got any useful skills so you can make a living? emoticonXHoho

1

nation's substitute teachers would like to know who threw that

1

tooth fairy helps self to more teeth

1

spot where dog vomit cleaned up now noticeably cleaner than surrounding floor

0

Who was Isaak? Where did he say this, when did he say this?

0

cinephiles will love 'listen up philip'

0

doing academic time

0

jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood

1

archaeologists discover fully intact 17th-century belief system in ohio congressman

0

newsguild launches campaign in support of jailed reuters employees

0

trump lawsuit over white house book 'nonstarter,' legal experts say

1

well, neighbors just got a pit bull

0

congress may resurrect earmarks. in some states, they never went away

1

You slept through the alarm, since it rang about 150 years ago.

0

hundreds in hollywood protest rampant sexual misconduct

0

a review of 'jim wallis: in conversation'

1

area man has no idea what he went downstairs for

1

local grandmother feared dead after appearing in woman's profile picture

1

comments mysteriously disabled on youtube video of sparrow in yard

1

personal philosophy stolen from martin luther king jr.

0

7 everyday habits for glowing, younger-looking skin

1

anderson cooper decides to keep recent gay conversion therapy private

0

seth meyers dubs donald trump the 'tiger woods of hypocrisy' over his golfing

1

apparently man can't just hate bowling

0

'bathroom bill' inspires north carolina rep to come out as bisexual

1

local band cleverly alters product logo

0

unusual polling question reveals which candidate is more likely to win in november

1

trump vindicated after rest of leaked recording reveals him urging racial reconciliation, calling for interfaith dialogue, condemning gender inequality

0

this valentine's day, more americans are searching for love online

1

trump demands nato allies match u.s. commitment to prioritizing military spending over healthcare

0

even more evidence that anxiety can be genetic

1

chinese class clown executed

0

So will you be comparing gays to child molesters and priests in your same examples? Or blacks with slinging drugs and hoochie mammas? Or will you note the eerie similarities betweenn the wording of some of our gun laws to the Nazi gun laws?

1

side salad clearly made from hamburger toppings

0

obama: 'i'm going to do what i can through executive action' on immigration

1

roy moore under fire for new 'children are my future' ad campaign

1

sci-fi fans argue the better of two as-yet-unreleased films

0

group files complaint against judge who sentenced man to marry girlfriend

0

olivia munn and aaron rodgers prove they're huge 'star wars' nerds

1

So penfold and brady you are in favour of denying citizens rights even though they have not been proved to have commited any crime? Ed Kennerdy was on that list so should he be discriminated against even though he has commited NO crime? What is next putting black people on the list purely because of the colour of their skin? You sicken me you two. Why on gods earth would terrorists be buying civilian guns when they could just use AK47? Did you sniff petrol as a youngster as you seem to have.

0

And yet quantum physics tends to be very contradictory, at least to our perceptions. Acausal events happen. A particle can be in two places at the same time. A particle can disappear and reappear in a different location without traversing that distance. And et cetera.Since the beginning of our local universe occurred at quantum levels, I would be cautious about drawing philosophical conclusions based on our macro-world experiences.

0

monday's morning email: what's next for trump after his "worst week"

0

pope francis's life depicted in new comic book

0

'stranger things' kids already look like winners on the golden globes red carpet

0

**Nor do I think you at all stupid. I do not debate stupid people, there is no challenge in it. Nor do I debate arrant foolishness and irrational notions such as biblical literalism. It's no more challenging than shooting fish in a barrel, and no more satisfying than destroying a child's faith in the tooth fairy.But I do take offence at you characterizing my ability to reason logically and to think with some originality as being nothing more than 'manipulation' and sophistry.

0

trump touts 'middle class' tax relief but only detail he offers helps the rich

1

that guy from that one show attempting comeback

1

'game of thrones' fans annoyed by obvious product placement for valyrian steel

1

Use some common sense, would you. And while you're at it, trying reading! I said, and you quoted me as saying:

0

conservatives urge facebook users to use american flag filter to fight against rainbow pics

0

republicans fail on health care. here's why the rest of trump's agenda won't be 'so easy,' either

0

how black girls vote is getting young voters to the poll

1

I think you're VERY mistaken. I'm not a republican. Nor a democrat. Never been registered as anything other than 'independent'. I'm such because I think. Unlike a party parrot that you seem to be yourself. Since I'm neither...who the hell can "I" be in the minority? Must be your biggoted knee-jerk reaction to think that anyone who doesn't think like you and slurp the Flavor Aid is the opposition and as such must be in the 'enemy party'. And you are a hater because you verbiage is hate filled, caustic and ever insulting. And not in a funny, jestful way but full of vitriol and bile.

1

grown man who owns bane action figure has love to give

0

swedish police featured in film shown by fox news say they were selectively edited

0

cara delevingne gets a laugh out of pushing paparazzo in paris

1

grandmother really starting to get the hang of dying

0

Actually, I'm not looking for shootouts at all with the criminal element. But what is crazy in my opinion, is admitting that there are holes in the system that allow criminals to get automatic weapons illegally, and you see the solution as banning automatic weapons from being purchased by law abiding citizens rather than screaming for the holes in the system to be fixed so the criminals can't get them. It seems to me that you have an anti-gun agenda and will use any flaw in the system as an excuse to ban all guns for all people. Is that a fair assessment of where you stand?

0

a family dog's letter to his boy

0

top house democrats demand fbi inquiry into trump team's alleged link to email hack

0

And yet I alread showed what the "moral code" of atheistic societies has done for the world: II 128,168,000 VICTIMS: THE DEKA-MEGAMURDERERS 4. 61,911,000 Murdered: The Soviet Gulag State 5. 35,236,000 Murdered: The Communist Chinese Ant Hill 6. 20,946,000 Murdered: The Nazi Genocide State 7. 10,214,000 Murdered: The Depraved Nationalist Regime III 19,178,000 VICTIMS: THE LESSER MEGA-MURDERERS 8. 5,964,000 Murdered: Japan's Savage Military 9. 2,035,000 Murdered: The Khmer Rouge Hell State 10. 1,883,000 Murdered: Turkey's Genocidal Purges 11. 1,670,000 Murdered: The Vietnamese War State 12. 1,585,000 Murdered: Poland's Ethnic Cleansing 13. 1,503,000 Murdered: The Pakistani Cutthroat State 14. 1,072,000 Murdered: Tito's Slaughterhouse IV 4,145,000 VICTIMS: SUSPECTED MEGAMURDERERS 15. 1,663,000 Murdered? Orwellian North Korea 16. 1,417,000 Murdered? Barbarous Mexico 17. 1,066,000 Murdered? Feudal Russia

1

And you have a right to cling to superstition and magic as true. But that doesn't make mythology true.

1

area man crawling on ground like pig to plug macbook power cord behind desk

1

barack obama 'tiger beat' cover clinches slumber party vote

1

collapsed mine used as excuse to stall coal extraction

0

do we risk having two-tier access to renewable energy?

1

trump fulfills campaign promise of pushing major immigration decision on someone else so he can watch tv

0

presidential candidates react to paris attacks

0

los angeles 1992: a personal reflection

0

j.j. abrams wishes fans a happy star wars day from set

0

everyone told me my second child would be so much harder than my first, but they were wrong

0

From a book review of BETTER FOR ALL THE WORLD: The Secret History of Forced Sterilization and America's Quest for Racial Purity by Harry Bruinius:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/26/bo...w/26satel.htmlHmmm, Teddy Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, the Rockefeller foundations, millions of Americans, the State of Indiana. . . all these embraced the concept of EUGENICS.Interesting, yes?

0

jorge ramos producer speaks out about press conference incident

1

new app matches you with others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app

0

how to make feijoada

1

ceiling fan's one burning ambition to come loose and murder everyone in denny's

1

i think you may be the one whos perverted. suddenly, were talking about gay sex!!!!!

1

coalition of buzzed cousins issues annual greatest nation on earth rankings

1

gorilla won't stop saying 'gorilla' in sign language

1

apple announces new trade-in offer for customers to exchange their old iphones for absolutely nothing

0

top 10 reasons i'm glad i grew up without facebook

0

move over, katy perry. this nerdy professor has his own closing argument to make for clinton.

0

should banks be allowed to robocall your mobile phone?

1

nabisco tentatively adds hummus to list of approved ritz toppings

0

a tribute to david goldberg: entrepreneur, connector, mensch